The Joker gets a pedicure. Ted and Michael surprise Gillian with their new Rube Goldberg machine. Michael introduces Ted to more celebrity characters in the video game “Smash Brothers.” Sean Connery needs someone to spare a square! A new fraud kit is out for those who want to pretend to be orphans.
Gillian gets a gun, and it completely changes her and Michael’s behavior. Werner Herzog calls Steve Zahn and leaves an emotional voicemail. We present a scene that only works in a visual medium. Hogwarts Canada has a new commercial. Steve Zahn calls Werner back.
There’s a new hit streaming series called “Hitmen In Cars Getting Coffee”. Booze is now consumable anywhere by prescription! Brad Pitt has a new brand of tequila.
A Reading Rainbow segment has a slightly weird book report. A new product is on the market for those that want to appear intentionally bald. A Reading Rainbow segment has a weirder book report. A new product suggests extreme measures to prevent oversleeping. A Reading Rainbow segment has an off-the-charts bizarre book report.
Michael takes us on another sexy journey… into the shower… with him. So… sexy? You be the judge.
Ted, Michael, and Gillian ponder what life without each other would be like.