Don Draper from the 90’s has another pitch. Ted and Michael analyze another classic Wall Street Journal cartoon. A lady tries to plan a trip to the movies with her professional athlete boyfriend. A grade school bully has additional talents.
Michael pitches Ted some new business ideas. Spud (from “Trainspotting”) irons his pants. A member of the Baseball Furies (from “The Warriors”) tries to sneak out of the house at night. The Emperor (from “Star Wars”) orders dinner at a Mexican restaurant. The sound of the barber shop’s electric hair clippers has been replaced by a…less annoying sound?
Ted and Michael present select scenes from their prospective blockbuster action/thriller.
The Joker gets a pedicure. Ted and Michael surprise Gillian with their new Rube Goldberg machine. Michael introduces Ted to more celebrity characters in the video game “Smash Brothers.” Sean Connery needs someone to spare a square! A new fraud kit is out for those who want to pretend to be orphans.
Gillian gets a gun, and it completely changes her and Michael’s behavior. Werner Herzog calls Steve Zahn and leaves an emotional voicemail. We present a scene that only works in a visual medium. Hogwarts Canada has a new commercial. Steve Zahn calls Werner back.