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[0:00] Unknown speaker: Ale! And well met, Adventurers, and welcome to the official podcast of Dungeons & Dragons, The Twenty Sided Tavern. Now, through the magic of your favorite podcast app, you can hang out backstage with the cast and special guests while we talk about D&D.

[0:14] Unknown speaker: My first ever D&D session, I think it was in my seventh grade. We only played one session. I remember I was a drow looking for magic sunscreen, and my party member was a centaur who desperately wanted to find a horse that he could also ride. And nerdery in general. Other than that, I'm a huge nerd about baking. Like, I love to bake. I love the science of baking. A good bet with me is buy me cookbooks or buy me stupid ass cake pans.

[0:47] Unknown speaker: We might play games. Monday hating feline meets constructed sports. Garfield of Dreams. Yeah. Garfield of Dreams. Garfield of Dreams. We might do personal lore dumps. We would have big giant co-wed sleepovers because there was always at least one family who had a brother and a sister. But we would just stay up late watching anime and then ordering pizzas and eating entire medium Domino's pizzas by ourselves. And then playing a bunch of magic in different rooms or other random video games, whatever we felt like doing that night. I'm 40 years old and you have just described my ideal Friday night.

[1:23] Unknown speaker: We might get to an argument about dating cryptids that devolves into a pillow fight. There's no audio of that. I'm just making a prediction. So join us every Wednesday for a weekly dose of Crit Fails, Max Damage, Charisma-Based Spellcasting, and looting every body we can find. Say it with me. Ale! And well met. Dropping every Wednesday on the Broadway Podcast Network or wherever fine podcasts are found.