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[0:29] Jasmin Malave: Oh, welcome everybody. It's me, Jasmin Malave, your TP, your tall person. That's right, because we're doing another Goblin Errand!

[0:42] R. Alex Murray: And with me today, we have... Oh, what's up? It's our Alex Murray. I'm here doing the thing. I've got a mouthful of gummy bears. I'm ready to cause chaos.

[0:50] RJ Christian: ASMR chewing all episode. Hear that glycerin. Oh, this is RJ. I got a warm cup of tea to wash down the gummy bears.

[1:00] Cassidy Sledge: I'm Cassidy and I've got a cold cup of coffee because I forgot that I had it and left it on my counter for an hour.

[1:06] Jasmin Malave: How goblin. How very goblin. And well met.

[1:12] R. Alex Murray: Okay, so I also put a gummy in my mouth and I regret it. I'm trying to eat four gummy bears as fast as I can.

[1:22] R. Alex Murray: All that's happening is I'm now like fighting for my life against the flood of saliva.

[1:28] RJ Christian: I'm just hearing the squeaking in my mouth. Yeah, it sounds insane from my end.

[1:34] Jasmin Malave: So we are coming back to the same world we built last time, which is going to be familiar to RJ and Murray, but is a new brand new world for Cassidy.

[1:49] Jasmin Malave: We did manage to get the two cast members to share one brain cell.

[1:54] R. Alex Murray: All right, we are already sharing that brain cell today. So excited. So for your absolute pleasure, let me explain the world we created.

[2:03] Jasmin Malave: The Ken or the community we have here, which the Ken translates loosely to the place where you are known.

[2:10] Jasmin Malave: It is a sprawling temple complex built into the side of a pink salt cliff face.

[2:17] Jasmin Malave: They export pink Himalayan salt. The goblins have a rabbit-like burrow system that's built into the side of this cliff face and they live underground for the most part.

[2:27] Jasmin Malave: Although some of them now live above ground because of a successful mission last episode.

[2:32] R. Alex Murray: Oh my God. Congratulations. They eat as a staple fancy butter toast. A delicacy is raw onions.

[2:41] RJ Christian: So good, dude. Onion, which they steal from the food court.

[2:47] Jasmin Malave: Oh, yep. Because we are at the side of a mall. Oh, yes. Temple complex.

[2:54] R. Alex Murray: Oh, I understand. I understand. I understand. It's the Westgate mall.

[2:57] Jasmin Malave: This is the name of the mall. Is that a reference to something? No, no.

[3:02] Jasmin Malave: Something that happened. OK, so this is our community.

[3:08] Jasmin Malave: Ever since the Derry Whistle River incident, they don't like to talk too much about water.

[3:13] R. Alex Murray: That's when the Derry Queen flooded. Oh, shit.

[3:16] Jasmin Malave: The Derry Whistle River incident. In case anyone forgot.

[3:22] Jasmin Malave: They provide to the local community, the goblins themselves, fake magic and sooth searing.

[3:29] Jasmin Malave: They make up prophecies and people buy it. OK.

[3:33] RJ Christian: Or, you know, maybe the prophecies come true. Who knows?

[3:36] Jasmin Malave: Do we have a storefront? You can in the. Yeah.

[3:39] RJ Christian: Your little area like outside of the mall. Oh, yeah. I love that.

[3:43] Jasmin Malave: Yeah. Like in the little like Lucy Brown.

[3:52] R. Alex Murray: Lucy Brown. What the hell is their last name? Linus and Lucy.

[3:57] RJ Christian: Does that matter? Not. Yeah, got him.

[4:01] Jasmin Malave: I love Pigpen P is my favorite other.

[4:05] Jasmin Malave: They have the way that they're felt throughout this community is that there is local graffiti that the goblins like to do.

[4:13] Jasmin Malave: So anytime they have any sort of object that they can smear on things, spray paint, things like that, they'll leave like little graffiti marks and big ears to indicate that they had been there.

[4:22] Jasmin Malave: OK. As of the last episode, though, a disgruntled manager of the container store has taken it upon himself to claim that he is actually the creator of this graffiti art that is now becoming popular.

[4:37] R. Alex Murray: What? What the fuck? And he now goes by Seven Souls Deep.

[4:41] RJ Christian: Stop. Are you kidding me? Oh my God.

[4:44] Jasmin Malave: That's so funny. So that's our like BBG currently.

[4:49] RJ Christian: Did we explain that in the last episode? Not really.

[4:56] Jasmin Malave: The community leader, the goblin leader is her name is Warga. She's friend of Westgate. They have animal informants as like a network.

[5:05] Jasmin Malave: So Warga can speak to the animals and perhaps some others as well.

[5:09] Jasmin Malave: But they're not very good at taking care of their animal friends.

[5:12] Jasmin Malave: They try their best, but mostly it's a lot of smearing like sauce packets from the food court on them and hoping for the best.

[5:18] Jasmin Malave: There is a habit of them pretending to be trash cans when in a moment of fear.

[5:22] Jasmin Malave: So they'll freeze. The little goblins will freeze and make little circle arms.

[5:26] RJ Christian: Oh, and pretend to be trash cans. No one thinks they're trash cans.

[5:29] Jasmin Malave: They just throw trash at them when they do that.

[5:31] RJ Christian: We think that we're fooling everybody. Yeah, right.

[5:33] Jasmin Malave: And then we get some trash as a little gift. Yeah.

[5:37] Jasmin Malave: The talking stick is a scepter that they keep in the community, probably held by Warga more often than not.

[5:43] Jasmin Malave: And it's a cherished item in the community.

[5:46] Jasmin Malave: And they like watching people for fun. They watch people base jump off of the cliff face.

[5:51] Jasmin Malave: Great. And there's a bucket pulley up that people can take.

[5:55] Jasmin Malave: So these are the truths that we created last time.

[5:57] Jasmin Malave: If you would like to add a truth or two, you're more than welcome to add a couple of truths.

[6:01] RJ Christian: Desperately, yes. Have we established what the in-game currency is?

[6:05] Jasmin Malave: No, I think we were just kind of playing a part, a barter-y system.

[6:09] RJ Christian: What would you like it to be?

[6:11] Cassidy Sledge: Um, gummy goblins, gummy bears, but goblins made of glycerin.

[6:16] Jasmin Malave: Yes. Glycerin gummy gobos.

[6:19] RJ Christian: Ah, I need some triple G's so I can go buy these.

[6:23] Jasmin Malave: But I want to say that, like, can we establish canonically that goblins are like violently allergic to glycerin so they can't eat them?

[6:30] RJ Christian: No. My God, why would I?

[6:33] Jasmin Malave: You created this incredible thing, and you really are like, I can't believe these people are taking this. It's poison.

[6:39] RJ Christian: Exactly.

[6:40] Jasmin Malave: That's amazing. Great.

[6:42] Jasmin Malave: That's currency. Love that.

[6:44] Jasmin Malave: Okay, so we have our currency. Perhaps Blub is going to be the one who is in charge of creating a lot of that.

[6:53] R. Alex Murray: Which one's Blub?

[6:54] Jasmin Malave: Oh, we'll do some intros. No worries.

[6:57] Jasmin Malave: Hello.

[6:58] Jasmin Malave: We have now gotten Cas up to speed, and it is time to jump in to the Westgate Mall and Temple Complex adventure.

[7:09] Jasmin Malave: So, it is a beautiful winter day. Everyone is cuddled up close in their little rabbit burrows, and maybe some people are in the rec space singing some songs and playing some board games.

[7:27] Jasmin Malave: And it is just like the best time for these little guys. And right then, Worga comes running through and runs in and says,

[7:40] Jasmin Malave: Emergency! Emergency!

[7:42] Jasmin Malave: And she finds Blub.

[7:44] R. Alex Murray: What? What? An emergency?

[7:47] Jasmin Malave: I have an emergency, Blub, and it's something that I think you can help with.

[7:52] R. Alex Murray: Oh my God. I was born for this moment.

[7:55] Jasmin Malave: I have an illness in my stomach.

[7:59] R. Alex Murray: Oh, well, uh, oh, oh God. But I'm all out of the excellent sauce.

[8:04] Jasmin Malave: Uh, no, we don't have any more of the healing sauces that we usually have, and I don't think the sauces are going to work this time. I have-

[8:12] R. Alex Murray: What?

[8:13] Jasmin Malave: I have what the humans have told me is called indigestion.

[8:17] R. Alex Murray: Oh God. No, not that. How could it be?

[8:20] Jasmin Malave: I don't know.

[8:21] R. Alex Murray: Most goblins can handle- our goblin constitutions can handle anything.

[8:24] R. Alex Murray: I am well known for my stomach of steel, but today it fails me.

[8:29] RJ Christian: Oh my God, my heart burns for you.

[8:34] RJ Christian: That's very GERD of you.

[8:41] Jasmin Malave: Okay, so this is what this game is.

[8:43] RJ Christian: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Welcome to Goblin Errands, dude.

[8:46] Jasmin Malave: Okay, okay, okay, okay.

[8:47] Jasmin Malave: So she's like doubled over and she's clutching her stomach as she spasms in the rec space and people are starting to freak out.

[8:53] R. Alex Murray: Oh no, oh no.

[8:54] Jasmin Malave: Yeah, so this is an absolute emergency. I need you to go find your friends and see if you can solve this.

[9:01] R. Alex Murray: Oh my God.

[9:02] Jasmin Malave: As everyone knows, unfortunately, Nash is unavailable and has been for like the last month.

[9:08] Jasmin Malave: He's taken to quiet meditations in his room.

[9:11] Jasmin Malave: Apparently something happened during the last mission and he is unavailable for the time being.

[9:17] RJ Christian: That's Will's character.

[9:18] R. Alex Murray: Oh great, gotcha.

[9:20] Jasmin Malave: He just eats everything. Maybe he has indigestion too.

[9:24] R. Alex Murray: So he's going to be- yeah, he's indisposed.

[9:28] Jasmin Malave: So instead, as you're making your way and you've been banging on Nash's room and he unfortunately isn't answering, you run into Cassidy's character.

[9:37] Cassidy Sledge: Cass, would you like to describe your character?

[9:39] Cassidy Sledge: Oh, I would love to. My character's name is Bill.

[9:45] Cassidy Sledge: Is he the bartender at the Curious Hedgehog?

[9:50] Cassidy Sledge: He is wearing a- he's got a very nice like, it's like a permanent press, like white button down suit top.

[10:01] Cassidy Sledge: He's got a really fat brown tie that was like really in like the 70s.

[10:05] RJ Christian: Oh my gosh.

[10:06] Cassidy Sledge: Perfectly matching brown pants that are like tailored brilliantly to his little goblin legs.

[10:12] RJ Christian: So he's like Mr. Incredible at his worst.

[10:14] Cassidy Sledge: Exactly.

[10:15] RJ Christian: Is the tie like- did he like find a tie and like cut it off?

[10:19] Cassidy Sledge: So like the tie that's on him-

[10:20] Cassidy Sledge: Or is it dragging on the floor?

[10:23] Cassidy Sledge: He got like a full length tie and then he tried to cut it to goblin length but he wasn't able to get like the diamond perfect proportional.

[10:29] Cassidy Sledge: So it's a very lopsided tie but he takes pride in his ability and his-

[10:35] RJ Christian: Visage?

[10:36] Cassidy Sledge: Thank you, yes. And he has like a little comb.

[10:38] Cassidy Sledge: He like gel combs his hair every morning. His little goblin hair is like the three that he has.

[10:44] RJ Christian: Yay!

[10:45] Cassidy Sledge: Oh my god.

[10:46] Cassidy Sledge: Yeah, that's Bill.

[10:48] Cassidy Sledge: He's got like three distinct hairs.

[10:51] Cassidy Sledge: I'm also imagining that even though it's just the pressed shirt, he also put shoulder pads in it.

[10:57] RJ Christian: Done, yes.

[10:58] Cassidy Sledge: He has shoulder pads in the shirt.

[11:00] Cassidy Sledge: He looks like a square.

[11:01] RJ Christian: Yes!

[11:02] Cassidy Sledge: He looks like all of the background actors in like a space movie.

[11:06] Cassidy Sledge: Like he just looks like everybody in Mission Control in the 50s.

[11:10] RJ Christian: Absolutely.

[11:11] Jasmin Malave: I'm starting off the game right away with this.

[11:13] RJ Christian: Does he have pens? Does he have pens in his-

[11:15] Cassidy Sledge: Oh, and a pocket protector.

[11:16] Cassidy Sledge: Like a pocket protector?

[11:17] RJ Christian: Yes, very much so.

[11:18] Jasmin Malave: This description already gets the focus. We're starting right now.

[11:20] Cassidy Sledge: Wow, I'm so excited.

[11:22] Jasmin Malave: Just so everyone knows, Cassidy's character is the square, which is the one type of goblin who doesn't get focused.

[11:29] RJ Christian: He's always focused. He gets frustrated.

[11:32] Jasmin Malave: So Bill is frustrated that Blub has bumped into him in the hallways.

[11:39] R. Alex Murray: Oh, sorry. I also assumed he hims. I didn't-

[11:42] Cassidy Sledge: Absolutely he hims.

[11:43] Jasmin Malave: Okay, great.

[11:44] Cassidy Sledge: No, you nailed it.

[11:45] Jasmin Malave: Okay, great. So yes, there's Bill. And go ahead, like what's this interaction like?

[11:48] Cassidy Sledge: Okay, so I think I'm banging on Nash's door. Nash won't come out because like we don't know where he is.

[11:53] Cassidy Sledge: It's very, do you want to build a snowman? Like he will not come to play.

[11:55] Jasmin Malave: Okay, fine.

[11:56] Jasmin Malave: Just so for you know and for listeners who may not remember, Blub is essentially a wizard.

[12:02] R. Alex Murray: He's the wiz-wart. He's curious and clever, but he has got like an old bathrobe, right?

[12:09] R. Alex Murray: Like that is trailing behind him and it is gross.

[12:12] R. Alex Murray: And then he has a wizard hat that he found at like a Spirit of Halloween or whatever.

[12:16] R. Alex Murray: So it is like a costume wizard, like a big ass Gandalf hat.

[12:19] R. Alex Murray: But it falls down over his nose so that you can only ever really see his like mouth and his hands doing wizardy stuff.

[12:26] R. Alex Murray: And then he's got like on the belt are just like trinkets and like little bottles of like sauce and things and like hanging off of it.

[12:34] R. Alex Murray: And that's all his like magical doodads.

[12:36] RJ Christian: And also just so that you know, because everybody would know this,

[12:41] R. Alex Murray: the source of his magic is a magical tome that he carries around with him at all times.

[12:45] R. Alex Murray: It is Fifty Shades of Grey.

[12:47] Cassidy Sledge: Oh, that's so good.

[12:50] R. Alex Murray: And he thinks he doesn't think any of it has anything to do with sex.

[12:53] R. Alex Murray: He thinks it's all like magical not rituals.

[12:56] Cassidy Sledge: That's so funny.

[12:58] R. Alex Murray: Like everyone else has dirt walls, burrow stuff, and he's coated the walls in like red textiles.

[13:03] R. Alex Murray: He's got his weird little like red room.

[13:05] Cassidy Sledge: I'm like God obsessed.

[13:06] R. Alex Murray: Yeah, he's an idiot.

[13:07] R. Alex Murray: So he just lives.

[13:08] R. Alex Murray: Oh my God, Bill, Bill, Bill, you might be the perfect person to help us out.

[13:12] R. Alex Murray: We've got a freaking problem, man.

[13:14] Cassidy Sledge: Worger's got indigestion.

[13:16] Cassidy Sledge: Okay, interesting.

[13:19] Cassidy Sledge: I was trying to focus on my morning meditation, but I suppose I can stop what I'm doing to try and help you in this moment of need, I guess.

[13:30] R. Alex Murray: You're not helping me, Bill.

[13:31] R. Alex Murray: You're not helping me.

[13:32] R. Alex Murray: You're helping Worger.

[13:33] R. Alex Murray: You're helping all of us, man.

[13:34] R. Alex Murray: What happens to us if Worger goes, huh?

[13:35] R. Alex Murray: What happens?

[13:36] R. Alex Murray: Who tells us when to eat?

[13:38] R. Alex Murray: Who tells us when to brush our teeth?

[13:39] R. Alex Murray: Who tells us when to slap you across the face?

[13:42] RJ Christian: Get your shit together, my guy!

[13:45] Cassidy Sledge: Do you let it happen? Do you try to do anything?

[13:47] RJ Christian: I think that, um, the first slap is gonna happen, and then I'm gonna try to, like, immediately catch the second.

[13:54] Cassidy Sledge: Okay, that's a contested roll.

[13:56] RJ Christian: Okay.

[13:56] Cassidy Sledge: So I'm gonna have you both roll hands.

[13:59] RJ Christian: Okay.

[13:59] Cassidy Sledge: Because you're throwing hands.

[14:00] RJ Christian: We're throwing hands.

[14:01] Cassidy Sledge: Yeah.

[14:01] RJ Christian: I've got two dice.

[14:02] Cassidy Sledge: Oh, that's two. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

[14:06] RJ Christian: Check the boxcars, Biatch.

[14:07] Cassidy Sledge: Oh my god!

[14:09] RJ Christian: So that's a double success.

[14:10] Cassidy Sledge: Oh, you're gonna be so cool.

[14:11] RJ Christian: No successes.

[14:12] Cassidy Sledge: Yeah.

[14:12] RJ Christian: So you get him, you get him once, real good, slap.

[14:15] Cassidy Sledge: And then you go in to try to do the backhand on the other side.

[14:19] RJ Christian: And I just catch it.

[14:21] Cassidy Sledge: And then, oh, I think I, like, he take, I take my offhand and slowly raise the brim of my wizard's hat and go, Bill, I understand. I get it.

[14:27] RJ Christian: I know that you have a very particular day.

[14:35] Cassidy Sledge: I know that you need things to be just so, but those things are gonna go all to Goblin Dookie.

[14:41] RJ Christian: If we don't find a way to cure the burning heart of our leader, can you help me? Surely you know something about burning hearts and indigestion.

[14:54] Cassidy Sledge: Okay, so Bill's gonna take a really deep breath. He's gonna exhale. He's gonna go, you know what, buddy? Thanks for helping me focus myself there. I got a little ahead of myself. Can I, is it, am I allowed to use my frustration now?

[15:09] RJ Christian: Yeah.

[15:09] Cassidy Sledge: Okay, great. So I have an advanced feat called Hear Me Bore, where I can share incredibly dull facts with a few people. In this case, it would be you. And then you will either be bored to sleep, acquiesce to get you to, to get me to stop, or you will try to excuse yourself. My hope is to try and get you to just be like, okay, sure, man, you got this. But then moving forward, that means that I think that, oh, no, wait, nevermind. I tried to combine two different things. Okay, nevermind. Can I save it for later?

[15:38] RJ Christian: Yeah, you can save it for later.

[15:39] Cassidy Sledge: Okay, great, great, great, great. Keep in mind that if it moves, you'll have to spend it anyway later. So it is a kind of a resource you want to spend early and often.

[15:47] RJ Christian: Huge.

[15:49] Cassidy Sledge: Do I canonically know RJ's character yet?

[15:52] RJ Christian: You would know each other, yeah.

[15:53] Cassidy Sledge: Okay. So if you want to, this is a good segue too, if you want to go and say that it's time to grab Smarrick, and you think that Smarrick can help with this.

[16:01] RJ Christian: My guy, I think it's time to rally the troops.

[16:04] Cassidy Sledge: Oh my god.

[16:06] RJ Christian: I know what that means.

[16:07] Cassidy Sledge: I can hear him making trumpet noises with his mouth right now.

[16:11] RJ Christian: We gotta go.

[16:12] Cassidy Sledge: Yes.

[16:12] RJ Christian: Oh my god.

[16:13] Cassidy Sledge: Hey, Smarrick!

[16:14] RJ Christian: Yeah, I'm playing the trumpet in my sleep.

[16:19] Cassidy Sledge: Smarrick, wake up. Quit sleep trumpeting.

[16:21] RJ Christian: Oh, I must be dead.

[16:23] Cassidy Sledge: Ah! Smarrick!

[16:25] RJ Christian: Smarrick, buddy, rise and shine, my dude. You're sleep trumpeting again. You know what they say. Stop taking a John Phillips snooze and wake up.

[16:30] RJ Christian: Wow, yeah, that was a wonderful pun.

[16:38] Cassidy Sledge: If I knew who that was, I think it'd be very funny anyway.

[16:43] RJ Christian: Um, Smarrick, hi. It's Bill. Can I offer you a clicky pen?

[16:47] RJ Christian: You annoy me sometimes.

[16:49] Cassidy Sledge: That is understandable. I would like the pen, though.

[16:53] RJ Christian: Here you go, buddy. What flavor is it?

[16:55] Cassidy Sledge: Oh, it's blue.

[16:59] RJ Christian: This pleases me.

[17:01] Cassidy Sledge: Smarrick, we need you to help us. You are a great teller of tales and unwinder of riddles. We need your skills. We need you to help us solve Worga's burning heart.

[17:11] RJ Christian: Oh, this hasn't happened for probably three months, which is a long time for me.

[17:18] Cassidy Sledge: It's a long time for any of us. I could barely remember three months ago. Who was I? That was before the sauce.

[17:23] RJ Christian: That was before, before, before the Dairy Queen.

[17:27] Cassidy Sledge: No, I shall not speak of it.

[17:28] RJ Christian: I believe we must venture forth into the palace and seek the counsel of Duane Reade.

[17:35] Cassidy Sledge: Oh, Duane Reade, are you sure? No, it's so bright in there, and it's impossible to get any help.

[17:42] RJ Christian: Yeah, man, the stakes cannot get much higher than this. Everything is locked behind impenetrable fields of force.

[17:48] Cassidy Sledge: I know, even the deodorant, it's so weird. Why would you lock that up? People are stinky everywhere. Let them steal that. You know what desperate times call for desperate measures. To Duane Reade!

[18:01] RJ Christian: To Duane Reade, ho!

[18:06] Cassidy Sledge: As you make your way to the mall, you pass some lovely sights, such as, oh yes, Jim Beck is currently manning the glycerin gobo stand.

[18:24] RJ Christian: Jim Beck.

[18:25] Cassidy Sledge: Jim Beck is a halfling that has painted himself green to try to pretend to be a goblin, and he lives in the community. He's lovely, but he's not a goblin.

[18:35] RJ Christian: So he's over there manning-

[18:36] Cassidy Sledge: Do we know that, or are we fooled?

[18:38] RJ Christian: No.

[18:39] Cassidy Sledge: That's up to you.

[18:39] RJ Christian: Oh, I think we had established last time that fucking everyone knows that he is-

[18:44] Cassidy Sledge: We're just cool with it.

[18:45] RJ Christian: Yeah, everyone's just chill. They're like, eh, great. Like, he's just cosplaying, and we're just kind of into it. But that was one of the reasons, right? Because he was just too big. And then we also finally found, we met his sister, who works at-

[18:56] Cassidy Sledge: Oh, Jane Beck!

[18:57] RJ Christian: Yeah, she works at the info desk at the mall.

[18:59] Cassidy Sledge: Oh, really? So yeah, she comes to visit sometimes as well.

[19:02] RJ Christian: Okay, great. So on your way to the mall, you-

[19:07] Cassidy Sledge: This is so dumb, but okay. Would you like to make your way directly to the Duane Reade?

[19:15] RJ Christian: Well, I mean, we can't just- There's no way. We can't just- A frontal assault on Duane Reade? Do we have the proper rituals to some of the council? I don't even know how to talk to them.

[19:25] Cassidy Sledge: Yes, I mean, we must equip ourselves with an offering of sorts to give to them.

[19:30] RJ Christian: Yeah.

[19:31] Cassidy Sledge: God, they're so weird, the council. They're so freaking weird. Listen, I went to boarding school with several of them, and I think if you spend a couple times sitting down and discussing mathematics and engineering and alternatively science with some of them, they have some very interesting perspectives.

[19:49] RJ Christian: Okay, now Blub tries to slap Bill.

[19:54] Cassidy Sledge: And hands again.

[19:58] RJ Christian: I ate shit on this one. That's a four and a two.

[20:00] Cassidy Sledge: I got a three and a one.

[20:01] RJ Christian: You miss and you still fall because you got scared.

[20:08] Cassidy Sledge: Mathematics.

[20:09] RJ Christian: We're magical goblins, ma'am.

[20:11] Cassidy Sledge: Oh, right, yeah. Sometimes I forget about the magic part.

[20:15] RJ Christian: Friends, I just had a nap because you were so boring, and I think we should consult the treasury and have a big sack of goboglycerin globules to give to the Dr. Duane Reade.

[20:30] Cassidy Sledge: Yes, as in all societies, the only way to get the medical practitioners to help you is to just give them fucking all of your money.

[20:34] RJ Christian: This is brilliant.

[20:37] Cassidy Sledge: Well, we don't have insurance, so we have to pay out of pocket.

[20:40] RJ Christian: We do not.

[20:41] Cassidy Sledge: Is it a network? Who knows?

[20:43] RJ Christian: As you think about this, Jim Beck is waving you over.

[20:47] Cassidy Sledge: What's up, Jim?

[20:48] Jim Beck: Hi, guys. So excited. What a good day for us goblins.

[20:52] Cassidy Sledge: Yeah, I agree.

[20:54] Jim Beck: The weather is quite nice. In fact, if you look up, you'll see some cirrus clouds, which is not often seen on a day with such temperate weather as today.

[21:03] Cassidy Sledge: Oh, Bill, you're one of a kind.

[21:06] Jim Beck: Thank you so much. I appreciate that greatly.

[21:10] Cassidy Sledge: Okay, wait, I'm passing.

[21:13] Jim Beck: You're passing the focus, which means you have 30 seconds to spend it.

[21:16] Cassidy Sledge: Oh, okay.

[21:19] RJ Christian: Okay. No, you know, now I'm going to use Hear Me Bore right now, and I'm going to share so many cloud facts with Jim Beck that I will bore him to sleep and simply take the money from him.

[21:31] Cassidy Sledge: Cubulous.

[21:34] RJ Christian: And if you can tell the flatter the bottom of the cloud, the more likely it is to precipitate on the ground.

[21:39] Cassidy Sledge: Shoo! Quick, grab the gummy gobbles and let's away!

[21:42] RJ Christian: Are we robbing Jim Beck?

[21:44] Cassidy Sledge: Yes, we are.

[21:44] RJ Christian: He's sleeping.

[21:45] Cassidy Sledge: Let's go.

[21:46] RJ Christian: Not just Jim Beck, but the Goblin National Treasury.

[21:48] Cassidy Sledge: Oh, hell yeah.

[21:50] RJ Christian: Okay. All right, look, quickly. I'll tell you what. Is there like a door or something to the treasure?

[21:57] Cassidy Sledge: Is he, like, sitting on it?

[21:59] RJ Christian: It's just a wooden stand.

[22:00] Cassidy Sledge: It's just a wooden stand. He's got a box full of gummy bears.

[22:03] RJ Christian: Okay, so I know things magic, and I'm going to... It's something I can do without the focus, I think. I can make minor changes to an, um...

[22:17] Cassidy Sledge: I can, hmm... No, never mind. It doesn't matter. I just wanted to play. But I was going to try and, uh... I was going to try and, like, leave something...

[22:29] RJ Christian: I want to try and make fake gummy bears so that he's... Right? I want to try and make fake gummy bears out of the sand. If I look around, I think when I'm going to look at... Yes, okay. Here's what I'm going to do with my thing magics. I'm going to start picking up, like, just rocks off of the ground. And I can use thing magics to change the color of anything that I'm holding. So I'm going to actually grab a whole bunch of rocks and just, like, try to make them, like, gummy bear colored.

[22:56] Cassidy Sledge: They're gummy goblins. I'm going to make them gummy goblin. I'm going to make them a good, good, good color.

[23:03] RJ Christian: Okay, perfect. So as he snoozes, you grab a stack of real gummy gobos. And you leave your fake, uh, rock ones.

[23:12] Cassidy Sledge: Sweet. And, um, no one's the wiser.

[23:15] RJ Christian: Sweet. Hey, guys, we did it. Let's do our classic goblin cheer.

[23:18] Cassidy Sledge: Hell yeah! Goblins!

[23:25] RJ Christian: Still got it.

[23:27] Cassidy Sledge: Now let us away into the palace!

[23:30] RJ Christian: Ever since you came back from your study abroad with the Smurfs, you've been doing weird cheers.

[23:34] Cassidy Sledge: Listen, man, the Smurfs know how to party.

[23:38] RJ Christian: Uh, Smeric, you've been to the Duane raid before, right? You know where to go.

[23:42] RJ Christian: Yes, yes, of course I have. But unfortunately, it is on the third level of the palace.

[23:50] Cassidy Sledge: I don't know if I've ever been past number one and a half.

[23:53] RJ Christian: I have. We have to get escalated.

[23:58] Cassidy Sledge: You mean, you don't mean?

[24:00] RJ Christian: I mean that we're gonna have to take the treacherous self-moving stairs.

[24:07] Cassidy Sledge: The last time they had to do the stairs, they were in a trash can rolling down them. So they didn't actually have to worry too much about making it work.

[24:15] RJ Christian: Yeah.

[24:15] Cassidy Sledge: Oh, going up is terrible. It's like a sabin swimming against the stream.

[24:20] RJ Christian: Look at me. I'm basically stuffed dangling.

[24:23] Cassidy Sledge: There's, I'm a Cuban dangle.

[24:25] RJ Christian: I do find-

[24:26] Cassidy Sledge: Or a goblin dangle.

[24:27] RJ Christian: The movement and the sound of the self-moving stairs to be quite intimidating.

[24:32] Cassidy Sledge: Sure, sure. Because you get overstimulated very easily.

[24:35] RJ Christian: Yes, you know me very well. But once we make it to the second level, our worries are not done. Do not get sucked into the evil that is Spencer's gifts.

[24:45] Cassidy Sledge: Oh no, not Spencer's gifts.

[24:47] RJ Christian: No, it's so hard to look away.

[24:50] Cassidy Sledge: So, so much wax floating around in so many different configurations. They could all be magical.

[24:55] RJ Christian: Oh my god. So many pranks.

[24:57] Cassidy Sledge: So much sadness. I love trinkets.

[24:59] RJ Christian: So many hot anime boys with not a lot of clothes on.

[25:04] Cassidy Sledge: I love a body pillow that's four times the size of my body.

[25:07] RJ Christian: Yes, what kind of body is that long?

[25:10] Cassidy Sledge: Shade wallets.

[25:14] RJ Christian: Better stay strong, Ken. For it is together that we shall get through this together.

[25:20] Cassidy Sledge: Okay, where are we at?

[25:21] RJ Christian: So yeah, you have decided to swing around the side because when you go through the entrance that's closest to the Ken itself, you enter into the food court, which is usually pretty hustle-bustle. And you're on a direct mission. So you've swung around the side, which is going to be-

[25:34] Cassidy Sledge: We fucked that shit up like four days ago.

[25:37] RJ Christian: So you're going to swing into the area that has the information desk, which is kind of a little more centrally located. And the escalators and things like that are going to be nearby. So as you enter in, what would you like to do?

[25:50] Cassidy Sledge: Okay, there's the information area?

[25:51] RJ Christian: Yeah.

[25:52] Cassidy Sledge: Okay, first of all, I would like to try and make some earmuffs for Bill because I know he's going to get overstimulated.

[26:03] RJ Christian: Aw, yeah. What are you looking around for?

[26:05] Cassidy Sledge: So I'm looking around for anything soft.

[26:08] RJ Christian: Okay, so you look over and there's one of those pet stores near- like a mall pet shop. And there's a bunch of toys and things for the animals in there.

[26:19] Cassidy Sledge: Incredible. I mean, there's like, okay. So there's definitely one of those wire hampers, right? Is it like a wire hamper with little fake plush french fries with smiley faces on them hanging out? And it says, like, Woof Donald's on the front.

[26:33] RJ Christian: Yep, that is exactly what's there.

[26:35] Cassidy Sledge: Amazing. So I'm going to sneak over and I'm going to try and grab two of those so that I can come back over. And you know what? And a dog collar so that I can use that to fashion.

[26:47] RJ Christian: Squeeze it on his head.

[26:48] Cassidy Sledge: Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

[26:50] RJ Christian: Okay, I love that.

[26:54] Cassidy Sledge: Honestly, because this is so sweet. I'm going to say this is a heart thing. You're making- you're trying to make something nice for your friend. So this is an insta-success. So you, like, with your tiny little body, you, like, sidle up to the bin, which is taller than you so no one can see you. And you, like, peek around the corner of the bin and you can see somebody, you know, taking care of the fish right now. Because I'm in terrycloth and it's, like, mall, like, floor. Can I, like, be on my back and, like, pushing myself with my feet?

[27:21] RJ Christian: Oh, absolutely. Just sliding perfectly, doing my, like-

[27:24] RJ Christian: And if anyone were to look over towards the bin of toys, they would see a little green hand reaching up and over and grabbing a couple of objects. So one of them is a hamburger and it squeaks. And then the other one is a little pig. And then you see over on the side, there's some dog collars. And you know, you know, Bill, and you know that he's a very sensible, straightforward guy. And so just to mess with him, you go get a rhinestone one. It is blinding. It's a Dolly Parton branded bright pink rhinestone. And it says like it's a market like that. Yeah. And only because you guys had such a contentious morning. If this were any other day, then it would have been a regular one. But so he returns and helps. It's just you've got a head thing right around your forehead. And then just the two toys squished down and immediately squeak into Bill's ears when he puts them on.

[28:43] Cassidy Sledge: Oh boy, that was pretty horrible. But after the immediate impact, it's actually pretty okay.

[28:49] RJ Christian: Yeah, absolutely. Also, you look really sensible. Did the rhinestones work with the brown tie and pants?

[28:56] Cassidy Sledge: They do. Either way. They really I look at you wearing that and I'm like, that is a sensible, straightforward goblin right there.

[29:03] RJ Christian: I don't know if I've ever told you this before, but I'm actually kind of insecure about my appearance. But I trust you guys if you think I look good.

[29:11] Cassidy Sledge: It's a statement, you know, in a good way. It's like the foam on top of an espresso martini.

[29:18] RJ Christian: I want you both to roll mouth right now.

[29:24] Cassidy Sledge: I'm pretty good. I'm pretty good at this. Not today, though.

[29:28] RJ Christian: You can upgrade it if you want.

[29:31] Cassidy Sledge: I'm going to use the focus to use my Fool's Information. This means I can give him advice and add plus one to his roll and also pass the focus. So I'm going to be like, make sure you really give him something that's boring, but also kind of cool. He loves that.

[29:47] RJ Christian: Okay. So you can add one more dice to your roll and you get the focus.

[29:49] Cassidy Sledge: Okay. Boring, but kind of cool. So I'm going to get one more. I'm going to add one. Is this upgraded to a success?

[29:57] RJ Christian: You get to roll one more dice first.

[30:02] Cassidy Sledge: Three.

[30:02] RJ Christian: So you can bump that to a success.

[30:05] Cassidy Sledge: Okay, I'll bump this four to a success.

[30:08] RJ Christian: Okay, great.

[30:08] Cassidy Sledge: Five. And does that cost me the focus?

[30:11] RJ Christian: I don't think so. I think you just get it passed.

[30:12] Cassidy Sledge: Okay, I get it. It's passed to me. As a result of this. He does that. It passes to me. I bump it up one and I go, I go, yes, cool, but kind of boring. You look like Katy Perry.

[30:24] RJ Christian: You're cooler even than Katy Perry.

[30:30] RJ Christian: So understanding is an eye stat. I'm going to have you roll eyes.

[30:33] Cassidy Sledge: Great.

[30:35] RJ Christian: Wow. You know, you absolutely know who Katy Perry.

[30:39] Cassidy Sledge: I know everything about Katy Perry. Bill loves Katy Perry.

[30:41] RJ Christian: Bill's got a Katy Perry calendar. Every morning he wakes up and it's one of those, like, tear away days. And like, at the end of, like, 365 days, it makes a tiny little statue of Katy Perry.

[30:49] RJ Christian: Oh, my gosh. Wait. He's in it.

[30:51] Cassidy Sledge: So I think, like, a singular tear rolls down Bill's eye. I think that's the thing you could have said. Like, try to, like, wipe it away so that you don't notice it. And he goes, it's like, it's like over the top, but just enough to keep you sensible and not at all dangerous.

[31:08] RJ Christian: Youth groups everywhere would love to listen to your songs.

[31:11] Cassidy Sledge: That's, um, that's really cool, man. Thank you.

[31:15] RJ Christian: No problem. Honestly, the headband is actually giving Katy Perry.

[31:19] Cassidy Sledge: You two are lying.

[31:21] RJ Christian: Yeah, you upgrade it. You had enough successes. And the only thing is that this is a complication on the upgrade, which means that, you know, you're both baseline and you feel bad about it. So you have to live with this.

[31:33] Cassidy Sledge: OK, I'm going to handle it, blubs. But I also am OK because now I know that my friend won't be overstimulated by the horrible noises.

[31:39] RJ Christian: Yeah. So it's a give and take. You lied for a good reason, but you do feel guilty.

[31:43] Cassidy Sledge: Sweet. Great. OK, are we all are we prepared to face the escalators? I wonder if we're in the information area, should we try and grab perhaps an informational pamphlet and or a map or a directory? Perhaps a guide will help us.

[31:56] RJ Christian: Yes, those synonyms. We only needed one of them. Is anybody I want to make sure that I am communicating my ideas as clearly as possible because the most important part of a mission is open.

[32:06] Cassidy Sledge: Yes. Yeah. OK, yeah, we got we got you, dude.

[32:10] RJ Christian: Now I'm overstimulated. Is there is there is there anyone in the in the like information, is it like a, you know, the little circle thing with somebody?

[32:20] Cassidy Sledge: No, Jane Beck is there.

[32:24] RJ Christian: It's Jane. It's our friend Jane. Also, I'm going to pass this to Cass again because this square is fucking hilarious. And so if you want to spend it.

[32:30] Cassidy Sledge: Yes, I am going to. Oh, Jesus Christ, she's there. I'm going to use. OK.

[32:39] RJ Christian: Oh, I'm going to use masterful magics. So as you say that, I'm going to I'm going to jump, just like jump up onto the thing and cast a wind spell to blow my to blow my to like do a dramatic effect with my robe. And I'm just going to be like back in his eye.

[32:59] RJ Christian: Yeah, it's just an aura point. Yeah, absolutely.

[33:03] Cassidy Sledge: Hello, Jane Beck, friend of the kid. You can't see my face, but my face is what she's doing, which is her face.

[33:14] RJ Christian: Oh, and she just looks. If you want to see Jane Beck's face as portrayed by Jasmine, all of get on the discord. So she just looks directly blub. She looks you directly in the face, making full eye contact and just says, hi, blub. What's up, dude?

[33:36] Cassidy Sledge: What an entrance. He's got a crazy aura, right? How's it go with you?

[33:41] RJ Christian: I'm really good. How's how's Jim is Jim? How's Jim doing?

[33:47] Cassidy Sledge: Jim is currently taking a really good nap.

[33:50] RJ Christian: Oh, that's so nice. I believe you will wake up feeling refreshed, rejuvenated. I was going to go visit him at the kiosk later.

[33:58] Cassidy Sledge: Yeah. Yeah. There may be some, you know, if something comes out called the Westgate scandal, we didn't do it. Yeah, everything should be totally on the up and up over there. He's doing a great job. We're all real proud of him. He is like, man, he's almost a real goblin at this point. But he's, of course, not.

[34:14] RJ Christian: OK, I have a request to make of you, my friend. Really quick, because you all lied to her face. Everyone's rolling mouth.

[34:23] Cassidy Sledge: All right. Thank you, ma'am. I got a one.

[34:26] RJ Christian: That's a two.

[34:28] Cassidy Sledge: OK, that is there's a five.

[34:30] RJ Christian: OK, success is success. If you want to pass one of them over because Cass has none, then you win. You guys do success. You that's enough successes. It's not like Bill's about to just like immediately just be like, oh, well, we've tricked him into thinking I think just like just like jumps backwards, like on onto him. Just like, nope. You just hear Smerick do the trumpet again.

[35:01] RJ Christian: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jim Beck. So you've successfully confounded Jane Beck. She's like, sure. Yeah, OK, great. And she's a little overwhelmed. But you were going to ask something.

[35:12] Cassidy Sledge: Yeah, Jane, have you any informational pamphlets or perhaps a directory or perhaps a map so that we can navigate our way safely to the Duane Reade on the third floor?

[35:28] RJ Christian: Duane Reade. You guys, you didn't hear what?

[35:33] Cassidy Sledge: What? What?

[35:34] RJ Christian: The Duane Reade is gone.

[35:36] Cassidy Sledge: What? What?

[35:37] RJ Christian: Where did it go? There was it was like most of the third floor. There was this whole incident with Pills and Sacklers, and they had to close the entire Duane Reade due to and a payout due to a court proceeding that went down. It was a class action lawsuit and the Duane Reade is gone.

[36:01] Cassidy Sledge: Wait, did you say there was a suit? Was it brown?

[36:04] RJ Christian: No, no, like not like that. Like like lawyer stuff.

[36:08] Cassidy Sledge: Oh, you know, like law and lawyer, most pursuits that a goblin can. You know, actually, I had a friend who once went to lawyer school. He passed the goblin bar.

[36:18] RJ Christian: OK. Tapsing in your sleep. Suits make it so.

[36:27] Cassidy Sledge: Are you actually falling asleep each time or is this your way of fucking with everybody?

[36:31] RJ Christian: It's real.

[36:32] Cassidy Sledge: OK. Is Samerica like a weird old man?

[36:34] RJ Christian: Yeah, yeah, it's really old. If you don't give him enough stimulus, he'll just knock out.

[36:40] Cassidy Sledge: Oh, my gosh. And so she tells you, you know, unfortunately, the pharmacy is kaputs.

[36:47] RJ Christian: Oh, my God. Jane Beck, you friend of the kid, lover of John Beck, Jim Beck, but but but sweet, beretted, wonderful, beautiful Jane Beck. Take it easy, love. We have a problem.

[37:01] Cassidy Sledge: Listen, man, drink water. Get up off my fucking nuts, man. I'll make it moves, OK?

[37:09] RJ Christian: I'm sorry, man. But throw it fucking salt in my game, dude. Listen, if you back off my nuts, we can find you a kick ass, very boring brown coat to go with those slacks.

[37:22] Cassidy Sledge: I've been looking for a coat to match my pants and tie for years. I know a secret entrance into the American Girl store, and I've seen some very boring and sensible jackets in the American Girl store.

[37:32] RJ Christian: Yeah, you could look like a little American goblin.

[37:34] Cassidy Sledge: Well, focus. Oh yeah, right. We have a main mission. We have a problem. Our great and glorious leader suffers from the ailment of a burning heart. Now their digestion has gone inside. They can no longer do it. They have also probably nausea, upset stomach and diarrhea as well. But I don't know. We're not that close. Listen, do you know? Do you know of any ailments in your human? Like if the Duane Reade is not there, where else could we seek medicines to cure our leader?

[38:03] RJ Christian: I guess there might be some stuff at some of the bigger stores or you could do some like natural remedies if you wanted to, like, put together a tea or something.

[38:11] Cassidy Sledge: I'm all out of thought.

[38:14] RJ Christian: A tea, a tea. What is a tea but a leaf in hot water?

[38:19] Cassidy Sledge: No, exactly. And actually, fun fact, not all teas are leaves. Some are actually stems. And additionally, OK, I'm going to pass the focus to RJ if you want to spend it.

[38:34] RJ Christian: Shit. OK, I'm going to do it. I love it. So far, everything Cassidy has had old lady knowledge about.

[38:43] Cassidy Sledge: OK, I got 30 seconds. I'm going to I'm going to oh, I'm going to stop it, which is where I can spend my frustration to interrupt, stop or just plain ignore all complications that currently affect me negatively, which I think is actually just me. I'm info dumping. So I stopped myself from info dumping.

[38:58] RJ Christian: Oh, you did it. Tell us where to go and what we need to do right now.

[39:02] Cassidy Sledge: Well, if you wanted to just do something naturally, you could go to the garden center at the Lowe's.

[39:07] RJ Christian: To the garden center!

[39:09] Cassidy Sledge: Or actually, I'm taking it back. You can go to the garden center at the Gnome Depot.

[39:12] RJ Christian: Oh, nice. That's funnier.

[39:15] Cassidy Sledge: Oh, my God. Bill just takes off sprinting just straight towards Gnome Depot.

[39:18] RJ Christian: OK. Oh, God. OK, thank you. Thank you, Jane Beck. I'll call you later.

[39:21] Cassidy Sledge: And you don't have to.

[39:24] RJ Christian: I don't live here.

[39:26] Cassidy Sledge: You keep calling the front desk all the time.

[39:31] RJ Christian: That's going to be the postcredits dump on this. It's going to just be like a fucking blub in his weird red room on the phone, like laid out like Jeff Goldblum.

[39:42] Cassidy Sledge: Hey, Jane. Hey, Jane Beck. I've got some information.

[39:43] RJ Christian: No, sorry. This is Kenneth. I work here. What's going on?

[39:46] Cassidy Sledge: I've got a message for Jane Beck.

[39:49] RJ Christian: OK, you shouldn't keep leaving messages here.

[39:53] Cassidy Sledge: Tell Jane Beck. I'm not going to tell her. You should tell her.

[39:56] RJ Christian: No, you call too much.

[39:59] Cassidy Sledge: Kenneth, could you be cool for one fucking second?

[40:01] RJ Christian: He hangs up. Subtle foreshadowing. Chekhov's weird call.

[40:09] Cassidy Sledge: Chekhov's Kenneth. We will see Kenneth in this episode. It's been confirmed.

[40:16] RJ Christian: Amazing. Sorry. Gnome Depot. I'm chasing you down. Like, I love that, like, Bill is sprinting off with, like, Bill's insane focus. He's just.

[40:25] Cassidy Sledge: He's laser focused. He's sprinting as fast as his little goblin. Also, you can't hear anything. You've got blinders and earmuffs on. Literally. I think the bedazzled rhinestone dog collar on his forehead is, like, shining lights. So it's giving a kind of.

[40:41] RJ Christian: Yeah, like Rudolph. Oh, you're leading the way. You guys cannot leave me even if you want. Like a siren. Also, it's squeaking as you run. So it's just like. Er-ee, er-ee, er-ee, er-ee. These flashing lights are coming through. Goblin cop car. It's like the POV goes down to you now. And it's just, like, people with, uh, with shopping carts, like, Oh! Jumping out of the way. Meow.

[41:06] RJ Christian: Flames behind them. Yeah. Somebody's backing out of a Jamba Juice with like a whole tray full of it. And then just like one lands perfectly on their head upside down and slowly over their face. Yeah. So old lady with a walker coming out of the first one of you goes by her so fast she turns the other direction the other two go so fast she turns back around the right way. And like the camera just stays on her for a second. She's like, oh gracious. These kids. And then she slips on the Jamba Juice.

[41:47] Cassidy Sledge: Can we give you the spoon?

[41:52] RJ Christian: Oh, that's good. I love a montage. Are you kidding? Holy shit. That's radical. Anna Barbera levels. There were so many like, yes. Oh, man. So good. This is good that you've taken a good quick pace because obviously it's at the very end of the mall because it's had its own outdoor garden center. We're still on the first level. Yes. Okay, thank God. Yeah, but it's sprawling. It's a sprawling space and you're coming at it from the inside. Which means you have to get through now the entirety.

[42:33] RJ Christian: Oh, Jesus Christ. We gotta get to the gnome depot. How many gnomes do we see?

[42:39] Cassidy Sledge: Oh my god, they're everywhere. There's security gnomes. Listen, I have heard that gnomes are easily distracted by bright flashing lights. Is that true? Can you steal the focus?

[42:56] RJ Christian: Okay, there is a mechanic where you can spend the focus you do not have. I roll a dice and you will find out if you were successful or not after you've tried to do it.

[43:05] Cassidy Sledge: Okay, so I have a fee called unlikely knowledge where I can spend the focus to introduce an unexpected fact. And yeah, I would like to try to do this to steal the focus.

[43:17] RJ Christian: Okay, I'll you know what? I'll use my fool's inspiration to give it to you. And I'll say, yes, you know, this world that we live in, it's full of surprises. And if you ever don't know what's happening, just take a nap. And maybe in your dreams, you understand it.

[43:35] Cassidy Sledge: Ooh, that's how so many prophecies have come to you.

[43:38] RJ Christian: Yes, I sleep often and lightly. The dream realms that the trumpeter of the future they call him smerag.

[43:48] RJ Christian: Okay, so I've got it now. And you say you say that I'm gonna go. Yes, that's true. Easily distractible, spend the focus. So obviously, there's like gnomes on ladders, there's people stalking, there's all these people like and not just the gnomes who work there. There are, you know, elves, there are tabaxi, there are all sorts of humans and others going around finding different odds and ends that they need for their home improvement. I'm just gonna say legally, there are uncopyrighted cat people walking around.

[44:24] RJ Christian: There are all these different types of creatures. Some are dragon like, perhaps some are turtle. They were dragon created, not dragon born. There's probably a dungeon underneath this place where there are no dragons in it.

[44:37] Cassidy Sledge: Not in a gnome depot, Doug.

[44:39] RJ Christian: Not at the same time, no. So you guys can see that there's a lot of hustle and bustle. And there's also those giant carts, people have been filled with like timber and all these different accessories. It is insane. So how you guys get to the other side is going to be up to you. It's either slow and steady, you can try to make your way through different aisles. If you think that there's a safer way to go through this as you make your way to the outside to the garden center.

[45:04] Cassidy Sledge: Maybe we could rig up something. We could craft something using your sparkly headband and the squeakies. If we rig them up to one of these small rolling mechanisms, maybe we could send that careening through the gnome depot and then we can make a break for the garden center.

[45:24] RJ Christian: Blub, that sounds like a brilliant plan. But unfortunately, I have grown emotionally attached to this.

[45:28] Cassidy Sledge: Oh, right. Okay. Well, I mean... We can craft this in some other way, perhaps.

[45:32] RJ Christian: All right. Well, then what can we make? Okay, I'm going to look around for... Let's see. Laika, what might be at the front of a gnome depot? Do you think that they would have those things that you hang over your rearview mirrors, like a little disco ball?

[45:47] RJ Christian: Oh, sure. Yeah, there could be some stuff in the front. The novelty bullshit right next to the checkout station. You never know. You're looking for a flashing light.

[45:54] Cassidy Sledge: No, no, no, sorry. I'm entertained. I love you.

[45:58] RJ Christian: Thanks for coming at me, Doug. If anyone wants to roll for eyes, if we have a successful enough eyes roll...

[46:04] Cassidy Sledge: Yes, I'm fucking nasty at this. This is what I do. I got five.

[46:07] RJ Christian: Yeah, boy. That's a six, a five, a five, and then some bullshit.

[46:10] Cassidy Sledge: So three. So you're wildly successful.

[46:12] RJ Christian: So how many do you have over there?

[46:13] Cassidy Sledge: I got three fives.

[46:13] RJ Christian: Oh my gosh, three as well?

[46:14] Cassidy Sledge: Oh, we're going to make something stupid.

[46:17] RJ Christian: Not only... My eyes are closed. I'm sleeping.

[46:19] Cassidy Sledge: I'm going to say... We tuck Merrick away. We just push him behind a plant that's about to die that they're trying to sell on Superdiscount right by the front. And we just push him behind it. We put a little bag of potting soil under its head. And then we're like, okay, let's craft something.

[46:36] RJ Christian: Let's do it, Doug. So you look around and there's all sorts of gizmos and gadgets. There's noisemakers. Maybe they just finished with the brand new year's celebration. So there could be a bunch of noisemakers and things as well up front. Whatever would be the leftover discount bullshit from New Year's Eve.

[46:52] Cassidy Sledge: That's incredible. I think what's really important to note as we start to... I think what's important to note as we assemble these things is that if we can't find things that make noise on their own, someone is going to be having to make the noises.

[47:05] RJ Christian: Yes. That's too perilous. We all have to get there together. We're talking about airborne duct tape. Hold on. I feel bad leaving Merrick out of all this. Merrick, wake up. You're part of this.

[47:17] RJ Christian: Yes, I'm part of this.

[47:18] Cassidy Sledge: Good morning, Merrick. We saw there's many, many things to make noise with. Look, we gathered this shit and he just throws a bunch of crap on the ground.

[47:27] RJ Christian: I have heard of someone being able to create a whistle using only a blade of grass. This might be all we need.

[47:35] Cassidy Sledge: Surely that is impossible.

[47:37] RJ Christian: Okay. Observe. That plant has a little blade you can use. Watch and learn.

[47:43] Cassidy Sledge: This is so funny to me.

[47:44] RJ Christian: Pretty good, right? I made to it.

[47:54] Cassidy Sledge: Can we rig up? Okay. So I think what I'm going to try to do is take up the grass and rig it up in a shopping cart so that when the cart is pushed, the air goes through it and it starts whistling. So in all of the little gaps in the thing, I'm going to tape them in with all this. You found a bunch of string. We've got a bunch of tape and we've got a bunch of like, I'm putting disco balls on, like, I'm dangling them on top so that like, as the cart goes and you're standing in a fashion.

[48:26] RJ Christian: Oh, yeah. There's like streamers and stuff from New Year's Eve. Those little click clacky things that you spin around that make noise. And then I would like to, you know, like the party poppers that you pull. I'm going to rig up like 80 of those along the bottom to one string so that I can pull them all and they'll pop and it will launch the whole thing. And then the wind will like, it will just like go shooting into the, we're doing all of this again by the like, like in the like behind the, well, just behind like a huge stack of potting soil or whatever they're selling. There's like six or seven grills there at the front.

[49:02] Cassidy Sledge: Okay, love it. Great. So everyone has their part to play in this. So however you are helping, whatever stat you think is going to be the one you want to be using to help is the one I need you to roll for this group effort.

[49:14] RJ Christian: How can I make this eyes?

[49:17] Cassidy Sledge: Your knowledge could be, because eyes is a knowledge stat as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It can be kind of like your engineering and like overseeing the project.

[49:26] RJ Christian: Okay. So I'm going to, I'm going to take all five of these fat dice then. You got it. I'm going to use my mouth to convince someone who works here to help us.

[49:33] Cassidy Sledge: Okay. Get an adult.

[49:36] RJ Christian: And that is, well, one five. That's still fine.

[49:39] Cassidy Sledge: Can I use my legs to climb on top of the cart?

[49:44] RJ Christian: And oh my God, he's so dexterous. How'd you get up there?

[49:48] Cassidy Sledge: Cause I got my beefy, beefy legs so that I'm able to like attach things at the top of the cart.

[49:52] RJ Christian: Oh yeah. I love that. Canonically to these pants that you've made yourself are baggy enough that no one can see how swole you are.

[49:59] Cassidy Sledge: Okay, great. As the muscles activate, you see the super baggy pants, just for whatever reason, get really tight for a second.

[50:04] RJ Christian: Inflate. Are those a bunch of, a bunch of secret muscles in your pants? Are you just happy to be working on this project with us?

[50:12] Cassidy Sledge: I got a single five.

[50:13] RJ Christian: You do get a single five. So I'm going to say, unless you have a better idea to, you're welcome to, it works. And you rip your pants.

[50:21] Cassidy Sledge: Oh my God. And I see my perfectly sculpted calves and my like shredded. Holy shit.

[50:26] RJ Christian: Your ass is nicer than Katy Perry's.

[50:29] Cassidy Sledge: Oh my God. Did my pants rip? I'm sorry, fellas.

[50:32] RJ Christian: You're basically dude, dude.

[50:34] Cassidy Sledge: Oh, oh God. Good thing I remembered to wear a thong today.

[50:39] RJ Christian: Um, I want to go up to the-

[50:40] Cassidy Sledge: Wait, hold on. What does your underwear look like?

[50:47] RJ Christian: The thong I think is absolutely sandwiched right in between his cheeks.

[50:50] Cassidy Sledge: Oh sure. But like the front side of it, we'll say is, um, it's a fantasy superhero that doesn't exist in the real world. It's, oh, what was that item card you made that one time? Oh, legally non-distinct man.

[51:03] RJ Christian: Is there a, like a front desk here?

[51:14] Cassidy Sledge: Yeah. Yeah. There's definitely like the help area or customer service.

[51:18] RJ Christian: I want to, um, but my plan is going to be to like get them to announce a sale in another side of the store.

[51:26] Cassidy Sledge: So we just have a straight shot to the back.

[51:28] RJ Christian: Okay. So I go up to him. I'm like, excuse me, fine salesperson.

[51:34] Cassidy Sledge: Yeah.

[51:34] RJ Christian: I am Schmerick and I will tell you, are you ready? Get ready. This is going to be huge.

[51:43] Cassidy Sledge: No, I'm ready.

[51:44] RJ Christian: Oh, you don't look ready.

[51:46] Cassidy Sledge: I'm ready, sir. You've got your little cell phone out. I'm ready.

[51:48] RJ Christian: Is that a Blackberry? Why do you have a Blackberry?

[51:50] Cassidy Sledge: Because it is 2005.

[51:53] RJ Christian: Oh, that makes no sense to me. I use the Goblorious calendar. Ask her if she likes the current season of the West Wing.

[52:03] Cassidy Sledge: You know, the Nintendo Wii is about to come out. It's written out by Nintendo. Why don't you walk and talk with me down a long haul? Ask her why Weezer can't make a decent fucking album again.

[52:16] RJ Christian: Oh, 2005. It's a year I know very well. And I wasn't six in the real world.

[52:21] Cassidy Sledge: Yes. Just say something about Modest Mouse.

[52:26] RJ Christian: And with this. So you only got one five. So it's gonna work. But how have you complicated this for yourself?

[52:36] Cassidy Sledge: Um, well, I would like to spend my focus. Okay. Because I don't know, you could tell me if I have made you laugh in this moment.

[52:44] RJ Christian: Well, there it is. I can make this person a friend of the goblins. And so hopefully, you know, they're a little bit more lenient to help us. But I will complicate this by saying, what if one of your prophecies has helped this guy out before?

[53:00] RJ Christian: Oh, yes. Oh, you. I remember you.

[53:03] Cassidy Sledge: What?

[53:05] RJ Christian: You are a friend of Drake's, right? Josh, wasn't it?

[53:08] Cassidy Sledge: Oh, that I am. I am Josh.

[53:11] RJ Christian: Now we're in 2005. We found a way. We found a way.

[53:15] Cassidy Sledge: Yes, my dear friend. Oh, we know each other from way back when. When I helped you when you were trapped in that treehouse with no door.

[53:27] RJ Christian: I know. I can't believe I built the treehouse around me and forgot to put a door.

[53:32] Cassidy Sledge: He thought the marker was magic. But I was the one that foretold that the power saw would indeed be in your left pocket.

[53:38] RJ Christian: It was. It was. And it was a power saw that didn't need to be plugged in. It had batteries.

[53:43] Cassidy Sledge: Yes. For 2005, it's very advanced. That was the as seen on TV pocket saw.

[53:52] RJ Christian: Hi, Billy Mays here with the pocket saw. Wham, bam. Have you ever built a treehouse around yourself? It's happened to all of us. I'm Billy Mays. It cuts through plastic, cuts through wood, cuts through metal even, but only for like five minutes. Works underwater. One chop and the wood will stop.

[54:16] Cassidy Sledge: Yes, those were good old days. But my friend, listen, we need your help. I need you to announce a sale in the lumber section so that we may have safe passage to the Leafy Greens Isles.

[54:27] RJ Christian: I didn't see that there was a sale in the lumber section.

[54:32] Cassidy Sledge: There is now.

[54:34] RJ Christian: Oh, who told you?

[54:36] Cassidy Sledge: You know, these things come to me in dreams.

[54:40] RJ Christian: Oh, OK. Are you OK? I just saw a sale in the lumber section in my dream.

[54:48] RJ Christian: You've never lied to me before!

[54:58] Cassidy Sledge: You're absolute word because you're spending the focus and he's gonna get on the intercom and so it's just like attention shoppers, this is customer service here to tell you that there is now a sale in the lumber section. Details to follow, sale in the lumber section, details to follow.

[55:23] RJ Christian: Can we like grab Snerick? Like can you see on screen both of both the bills and hands reaching on screen like yoinking and we jump in the thing and I'm gonna pull the rocket and then we're gonna just shoot ourselves.

[55:37] Cassidy Sledge: Oh, I love it. Are you still wearing your ear things?

[55:41] RJ Christian: I am. Okay, great. The thing goes boop and you were perhaps sleeping again, you're startled back awake Snerick with the sound you are comfortable with your little ear muffs and you are just fucking yourself.

[55:52] RJ Christian: Yeah, I think as he's doing that I realized that I just started, I just started, I did again. I'm gonna burn one of my sixes. I start ripping all the grass back off. I'm like, no, we're not the distraction anymore. Now we're just in a supercharged fucking turbo car.

[56:11] Cassidy Sledge: Oh yeah.

[56:16] RJ Christian: Okay, so you guys are like going through and you're getting towards the back of the store right before you get towards the end there. You're like almost through to the sliding glass doors for the outside area. Yeah, you can see stacks of watering cans and sod. You're almost there.

[56:28] RJ Christian: Oh my god, this and as you get ready to you hear beep beep beep and one of those forklifts is being driven backwards as someone tries to like come down the aisle that you're currently in.

[56:42] Cassidy Sledge: Can I leap out of the cart and like stand behind it and try and like sprint while pushing it to give us that extra little like to get us there?

[56:52] RJ Christian: See it coming around. Yeah. Yeah. Can I can I use my magic fingers ability which is I can break a magic object or spell and its energy surge out and briefly grant me a fitting useful supernatural ability? Can I pick up another one of the poppers and break it and then like funnel that energy into Bill?

[57:06] RJ Christian: Yeah, he hits the knob and have you roll legs plus one.

[57:19] Cassidy Sledge: It's a fucking ass Bill and also to because I forgot to mention this with your cute little traits and things that you've gotten from last time if for any reason these become applicable in you anyway, and you can justify how they're applicable. You can add a plus one to a roll.

[57:35] RJ Christian: I have slapper in mind. So you're lucky you got out freestyle driver, so I'm gonna like so you're gonna help drive?

[57:45] Cassidy Sledge: Yeah, I'm gonna help like kick up the end and we're gonna do a crazy jump over it. Yeah, I'm steering it.

[57:50] RJ Christian: I'm gonna like fuck it. You get one more.

[57:52] Cassidy Sledge: Oh my god, that's seven like you're gonna like drop off and use your body weight to pop the front up and we're gonna can we fucking ET wheelie over this goddamn thing?

[58:01] RJ Christian: It's just you sitting in the thing proper you like looking like ET is like the old man.

[58:07] Cassidy Sledge: Like brace my legs and grab three more of these poppers. I got a six. I got a five great.

[58:14] RJ Christian: Yeah, a good old fucking success. So, um, and like an astounding success. So not only do you like just scoot y'all yourselves all through there so quickly like the guy in the forklift doesn't notice anything. He's got headphones in, he says like doing his own thing, nobody's the wiser.

[58:32] RJ Christian: One person saw they were the person watering the plants and they went...

[58:55] Cassidy Sledge: So she gets washed up, she says thank you as you guys...

[59:02] RJ Christian: And um, as you go through the doors open and you're moving so fast you just like catch it perfectly and you scoot all the way outside.

[59:15] Cassidy Sledge: Quick, all right sweet. We need a meal. We need a can of Asia, we need lavender that sounds I'd also it's very call big. So I guess we're looking around for the herbs. Can I use eyes? Can I roll? Yeah, see if I can find like...

[59:32] RJ Christian: There's got to be like a... yeah, I'm gonna be roll your eyes too because that was some good information.

[59:40] Cassidy Sledge: Book five though, that's fine. I got a six great.

[59:43] RJ Christian: So, um, you have a few ideas of what you want to be looking for and you have identified the herb section. Yeah, but you don't know what's what?

[59:50] Cassidy Sledge: Oh shit. I could just... it's just so many smells. Yeah.

[59:56] RJ Christian: Oh my god, it's like...

[59:59] Cassidy Sledge: Yes, okay. Um, I my ears have been protected earlier. So I will protect your nose.

[1:00:09] RJ Christian: Swear to God Bill if you put your dick on my nose...

[1:00:21] Cassidy Sledge: Puts it up your nose.

[1:00:24] RJ Christian: Oh, thank you. His eyes clear. He was his eyes were watering because there was just too many smells because that is like that's he makes canonically blub makes like sauces and tinctures for the colony. So yeah, it was too much information at once and he was trying to parse it.

[1:00:38] Cassidy Sledge: You're so good at all of that.

[1:00:41] RJ Christian: Yeah, and I think Snerick is gonna start licking all the plants and the one just has the right medicinal vibe.

[1:00:47] Cassidy Sledge: Oh yeah. Yeah, roll me a mouth.

[1:00:50] RJ Christian: I'm just shoving fabric up...

[1:00:53] Cassidy Sledge: Okay, it's there. Don't make sure you get up there. Keep shoving. Okay, that is oh...

[1:00:58] RJ Christian: No fail and a half.

[1:01:02] Cassidy Sledge: Buddy, um, but but hold on I have reasonable plans. So if we had like discussed this beforehand, could I spend my frustration to be like, oh, hey you Snerick, you're so good at licking stuff, you could lick the plants as I shove the fabric up his nose? Can I retroactively use it?

[1:01:18] RJ Christian: You can roll one more die.

[1:01:27] Cassidy Sledge: Okay, so I think do you want to upgrade this for to a success? Okay, and I'm gonna say that the plant that I end up tasting that is working is a cactus.

[1:01:48] RJ Christian: You've identified a mint plant.

[1:01:57] Cassidy Sledge: Great, great. I was literally gonna say you've identified the lavender plant and then before you can identify any more helpful plants you look at cactus.

[1:02:12] RJ Christian: As you look at him a tiny little pot is just moving up and down.

[1:02:18] Cassidy Sledge: So we had this lavender and we had this mint and perhaps this is what we need to um...

[1:02:26] RJ Christian: Your commitment to speaking through this...

[1:02:28] Cassidy Sledge: Ah!

[1:02:30] RJ Christian: I'll certainly help remove this cactus from my tongue.

[1:02:32] Cassidy Sledge: Hey Snerick my guy I can't understand you with a cactus on your tongue.

[1:02:36] RJ Christian: Yeah man, you sound like my uncle who was born on a pirate ship.

[1:02:42] Cassidy Sledge: Say say say where my uncle was born with that thing stuck to your... am I the only person...

[1:02:48] RJ Christian: I stop Cassidy. Hold on to your tongue and say I was born on a pirate ship.

[1:02:56] Cassidy Sledge: Okay, what's you're supposed to sound like you said pile of shit.

[1:03:03] RJ Christian: This is some 90s-ass playground shit, I was born on a pie a shit.

[1:03:10] Cassidy Sledge: You gotta give negative inspiration to Murray now.

[1:03:17] RJ Christian: I...

[1:03:32] Cassidy Sledge: I'm gonna grab it. I'm gonna use hands so I'm gonna like jump up I think comically I'm gonna try to put my feet on his shoulders and like you know Tom and Jerry ass yank this off. I'll use my fool's inspiration to give you plus one.

[1:03:51] RJ Christian: That would be really good. Yeah, absolutely.

[1:03:54] Cassidy Sledge: You know what then in that in that case, I'm gonna use thing magic.

[1:03:58] RJ Christian: Okay to briefly animate an object that I touch so I'm just gonna hold... I'm gonna just like grab the magic of grab the cactus and be like as soon as you believe in me I'm like listen Fred cactus my spiky little buddy, release my friend I...

[1:04:17] RJ Christian: Okay, I want to have this work but and in it technically it's an inanimate object but is a living thing.

[1:04:23] Cassidy Sledge: Oh, it is. Oh...

[1:04:25] RJ Christian: Okay, so I wouldn't be animating it.

[1:04:27] Cassidy Sledge: So, all right, 'cause you could animate the... if you want to say we animated the pot that it's in so it's less heavy.

[1:04:35] RJ Christian: Sure, and you can still roll your hands.

[1:04:38] Cassidy Sledge: Okay, you want to and I'll add you can add one more die. Okay, that works for me another die.

[1:04:43] RJ Christian: So if I'm if I have my hands or two, I'm rolling for four sweet. I love that. Yes.

[1:04:49] Cassidy Sledge: Yes, I've only had two to begin.

[1:04:52] RJ Christian: This was not gonna go well.

[1:04:54] Cassidy Sledge: It still didn't go that well. We got these... it's gonna come off of your face.

[1:04:59] RJ Christian: I will say that this was a crazy. This cactus is a bad situation. It's gonna heal. You're gonna be back to normal strength by the next...

[1:05:10] Cassidy Sledge: Minus one for the rest of this mission.

[1:05:19] RJ Christian: Yep, we'll go by the Spencers on our way back home and get you some cool...

[1:05:35] Cassidy Sledge: I've been mashing them up. I've been doing Spencer's topic all...

[1:05:41] RJ Christian: Okay, so right next to Victoria's Secret you have lavender and mint before we lost your sense of taste for the mission. If are you gonna try to find any other things right now, or are you gonna be satisfied with what you found?

[1:05:52] Cassidy Sledge: Lavender and mint.

[1:05:57] RJ Christian: I mean the mint, I mean, I know mint should do the other do the trick.

[1:06:01] Cassidy Sledge: Ginger's what's also gonna be in a garden?

[1:06:06] RJ Christian: Jamba on the way out. There's the answer.

[1:06:10] Cassidy Sledge: Oh yeah.

[1:06:12] RJ Christian: Shot from...

[1:06:18] Cassidy Sledge: Yeah, so can we like cheese out like it go back around?

[1:06:22] RJ Christian: Oh yeah, so you're on the outskirts now and you can go around the outside which is gonna be a little bit safer than trying to go back through the gnome Depot and it was I think we established quite close to that main area from the beginning.

[1:06:30] Cassidy Sledge: Okay, so if you want to like be carrying your little pots that you've grabbed and if you want to go over to the Jamba, but we can do one last little heisty bit before we go.

[1:06:38] RJ Christian: Let's do it. Could could we? Could I just ask nicely?

[1:06:42] Cassidy Sledge: Who's working at the Jamba Juice?

[1:06:53] RJ Christian: This is where Kendrick works.

[1:06:55] Cassidy Sledge: Oh, Kendrick.

[1:06:56] RJ Christian: Kendrick's we don't like Kendrick. Oh, he's not like us.

[1:06:59] Cassidy Sledge: I think it's important to know what we look like you are bleeding from your mouth with cactus spikes from you, you have a thong shoved up your nose and I have two puppy squeaky toys and a dog collar around the top. You look like the coolest kids ever.

[1:07:10] RJ Christian: Okay, I'm gonna try to intimidate Kendrick, okay? Didn't we? Okay, we made okay, so I'm trying to go think back to the last one we made Kendrick look like a dick, right? I promised Drake I would make everybody laugh at Kendrick you guys sided with Drake arbitrarily, yeah, I don't know anything about Kendrick.

[1:07:30] Cassidy Sledge: Yeah.

[1:07:35] RJ Christian: So I could be a fun third party. Yeah, I love it. We just know Kendrick sort of you know Kendrick is beefing with Drake. Okay, and that's all you know, that's all we know, but you're friends with Drake and with McKenna.

[1:07:47] Cassidy Sledge: McKenna, yeah, stole a shit ton of goblin gummies.

[1:07:52] RJ Christian: Have money.

[1:07:54] Cassidy Sledge: Yeah, can we just walk up and just drop just drop a fucking bunch of goblin gummies on the table go one ginger shot, please. I don't know punctuate it with the squeak on the side of my head.

[1:08:12] RJ Christian: Okay, so with that squeak and the plop of so many gummies Kendrick is a little startled like he didn't even see you coming 'cause you're so short he just like all of a sudden a bag has appeared in the air from like the counter height and it's plopped and a little green hand is waving and he's like, okay, and he looks over.

[1:08:59] Jasmin Malave: Welcome back, everyone! We're diving right back into our goblin errands today.

[1:09:29] RJ Christian: That's right! Last time, we had quite the adventure, and I can't wait to see what happens next.

[1:09:49] Cassidy Sledge: I hope we can figure out this indigestion problem. It's a real issue for goblins!

[1:10:09] Jasmin Malave: Absolutely! And remember, the stakes are high when it comes to our stomachs.

[1:10:29] RJ Christian: And the escalators! Don't forget about those escalators. They were a real challenge last time.

[1:10:49] Cassidy Sledge: I think we need a strategy for navigating them this time around.

[1:11:09] Jasmin Malave: Agreed! Maybe we can find some helpful items in the mall to assist us.

[1:11:29] RJ Christian: Like what? A goblin-sized antacid?

[1:11:49] Cassidy Sledge: Or maybe a potion that helps with digestion? That would be perfect!

[1:12:09] Jasmin Malave: Let's keep our eyes peeled for anything that might help us on our quest.

[1:12:29] RJ Christian: And we should definitely avoid any cacti this time. They were not friendly.

[1:12:49] Cassidy Sledge: Right! No more prickly situations, please.

[1:13:09] Jasmin Malave: So, what do you think our first move should be?

[1:13:29] RJ Christian: I say we head to the food court. Maybe we can find something that soothes our tummies.

[1:13:49] Cassidy Sledge: Great idea! Food is always a good start.

[1:14:09] Jasmin Malave: Alright, let's make our way there and see what we can find.

[1:14:29] RJ Christian: Watch out for those apathetic teens, though. They can be a real distraction.

[1:14:49] Cassidy Sledge: True! We need to stay focused on our mission.

[1:15:09] Jasmin Malave: Focused and hungry! Let's go!

[1:15:29] RJ Christian: Onward to the food court!

[1:15:49] Cassidy Sledge: I can already smell the deliciousness!

[1:16:09] Jasmin Malave: Just remember, we have to keep our goblin instincts in check.

[1:16:29] RJ Christian: Right! No eating everything in sight.

[1:16:49] Cassidy Sledge: But a little nibble wouldn't hurt, right?

[1:17:09] Jasmin Malave: Just a nibble! Let's keep it under control.

[1:17:29] RJ Christian: Agreed! We need to save room for the antacid.

[1:17:49] Cassidy Sledge: And whatever else we might find!

[1:18:09] Jasmin Malave: Alright, let's keep moving and see what the food court has in store for us.

[1:18:37] RJ Christian: I can't wait to see what we discover!

[1:18:57] Cassidy Sledge: Adventure awaits, my friends!

[1:19:17] Jasmin Malave: And hopefully, a solution to our indigestion!

[1:19:37] RJ Christian: Fingers crossed!

[1:19:57] Cassidy Sledge: Let's do this!

[1:20:17] Jasmin Malave: Onward, goblins!

[1:20:37] RJ Christian: To the food court!

[1:20:57] Cassidy Sledge: And beyond!

[1:21:17] Jasmin Malave: Here we go!

[1:21:37] RJ Christian: Adventure is calling!

[1:21:57] Cassidy Sledge: Let's answer it!