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[0:01] Erika Ishii: Welcome to the show, everyone!

[0:06] Cassidy Sledge: We're so excited to have you here!

[0:11] Conner Marx: It's going to be a wild ride today.

[0:16] Madeline Murphy: Buckle up, folks!

[0:21] Erika Ishii: So, what are we diving into today?

[0:26] Cassidy Sledge: We're talking about holiday icons and which ones we find conventionally f@$kable.

[0:31] Conner Marx: Oh boy, this is going to get interesting!

[0:36] Madeline Murphy: I can't wait to hear everyone's choices.

[0:41] Erika Ishii: Let's get into it!

[0:46] Cassidy Sledge: Who wants to start?

[0:51] Conner Marx: I’ll go first!

[0:56] Madeline Murphy: Alright, lay it on us!

[1:01] Erika Ishii: I’m ready for this!

[1:06] Cassidy Sledge: Okay, I’m thinking about the classic reindeer.

[1:11] Conner Marx: Which one?

[1:16] Madeline Murphy: Definitely Rudolph, right?

[1:21] Erika Ishii: I mean, he’s got that whole misunderstood vibe going on.

[1:26] Cassidy Sledge: Plus, the nose is a nice touch!

[1:31] Conner Marx: Very bright and shiny!

[1:36] Madeline Murphy: What about the other reindeer?

[1:41] Erika Ishii: They’re all pretty cute, honestly.

[1:46] Cassidy Sledge: But Rudolph has that special charm.

[1:51] Conner Marx: True, but what about the others?

[1:56] Madeline Murphy: I think they all have their own appeal.

[2:01] Erika Ishii: I mean, who doesn’t love a good sleigh ride?

[2:06] Cassidy Sledge: Exactly!

[2:11] Conner Marx: And the holiday spirit is definitely a plus.

[2:16] Madeline Murphy: So, who’s next?

[2:21] Erika Ishii: I can go!

[2:26] Cassidy Sledge: Yes, please!

[2:31] Conner Marx: What do you have in mind?

[2:36] Madeline Murphy: Spill the tea!

[2:41] Erika Ishii: I’m thinking about Santa himself.

[2:46] Cassidy Sledge: Oh, Santa!

[2:51] Conner Marx: He’s got that whole “naughty or nice” thing going on.

[2:56] Madeline Murphy: And the belly!

[3:01] Erika Ishii: It’s jolly!

[3:06] Cassidy Sledge: Plus, he’s got a great job.

[3:11] Conner Marx: Who wouldn’t want to be with someone who brings gifts?

[3:16] Madeline Murphy: Right?

[3:21] Erika Ishii: And he knows how to slide down chimneys!

[3:26] Cassidy Sledge: That’s a skill!

[3:31] Conner Marx: What about the elves?

[3:34] Madeline Murphy: Oh, the elves are cute too!

[3:39] Erika Ishii: They’re hard workers!

[3:44] Cassidy Sledge: And they have that whole workshop vibe.

[3:49] Conner Marx: Very industrious!

[3:54] Madeline Murphy: So, who’s next?

[3:59] Erika Ishii: I think it’s your turn, Conner!

[4:05] Conner Marx: Alright, I’m going to throw a curveball here.

[4:11] Madeline Murphy: Ooh, I love a good curveball!

[4:17] Erika Ishii: What do you have for us?

[4:23] Conner Marx: I’m thinking about the Christmas tree.

[4:29] Cassidy Sledge: The tree?

[4:35] Conner Marx: Hear me out!

[4:41] Madeline Murphy: Okay, we’re listening!

[4:47] Conner Marx: It’s all about the decorations and the lights!

[4:53] Erika Ishii: And the smell of pine!

[4:59] Cassidy Sledge: Very festive!

[5:05] Madeline Murphy: Plus, it’s the centerpiece of the holiday!

[5:11] Conner Marx: Exactly!

[5:17] Erika Ishii: I can see the appeal.

[5:23] Cassidy Sledge: So, what’s next on the list?

[5:29] Conner Marx: How about the mistletoe?

[5:35] Madeline Murphy: Classic choice!

[5:41] Erika Ishii: Very romantic!

[5:47] Cassidy Sledge: And a great excuse for a kiss!

[5:53] Conner Marx: Who doesn’t love a little holiday romance?

[5:59] Madeline Murphy: It’s the perfect setup!

[6:05] Erika Ishii: So, what’s next?

[6:11] Cassidy Sledge: I think we should talk about the holiday lights!

[6:17] Conner Marx: Oh, definitely!

[6:23] Madeline Murphy: They’re so bright and colorful!

[6:29] Erika Ishii: And they create such a magical atmosphere.

[6:35] Cassidy Sledge: Plus, they’re fun to hang up!

[6:41] Conner Marx: And they twinkle!

[6:47] Madeline Murphy: Who doesn’t love a good twinkle?

[6:53] Erika Ishii: So, what’s next on the agenda?

[6:59] Cassidy Sledge: I think we should talk about the holiday food!

[7:05] Conner Marx: Yes!

[7:11] Madeline Murphy: What’s your favorite?

[7:17] Erika Ishii: I love cookies!

[7:23] Cassidy Sledge: Same!

[7:29] Conner Marx: And the eggnog!

[7:35] Madeline Murphy: Can’t forget about the eggnog!

[7:41] Erika Ishii: It’s the perfect holiday drink.

[7:47] Cassidy Sledge: So festive!

[7:53] Conner Marx: And it gets you in the spirit!

[7:59] Madeline Murphy: What else do we have?

[8:05] Erika Ishii: I think we should talk about the holiday movies!

[8:11] Cassidy Sledge: Yes!

[8:17] Conner Marx: What’s your favorite holiday movie?

[8:23] Madeline Murphy: I love “Home Alone”!

[8:29] Erika Ishii: Classic choice!

[8:35] Cassidy Sledge: So funny!

[8:41] Conner Marx: And very nostalgic!

[8:47] Madeline Murphy: What about “Elf”?

[8:55] Erika Ishii: Another great one!

[9:01] Cassidy Sledge: Will Ferrell is hilarious!

[9:07] Conner Marx: And the message is so heartwarming.

[9:13] Madeline Murphy: It really captures the spirit of the season.

[9:19] Erika Ishii: So, what’s next?

[9:25] Cassidy Sledge: I think we should wrap up!

[9:31] Conner Marx: Agreed!

[9:37] Madeline Murphy: This has been a blast!

[9:43] Erika Ishii: Thanks for joining us, everyone!

[9:49] Cassidy Sledge: Happy holidays!

[9:55] Conner Marx: See you next time!

[13:03] Aabria Iyengar: I wouldn't even say romance. It is that thing that is fetishized of like you lock eyes with someone across a room and you just immediately go into a closet and you pounce. There's no name exchanges. There's nothing. It's just pure carnal, visceral lamp f$%kery, through which we will know everything about each other. Yes. So you absorb the lamp's essence. Also, there's a kind of intimacy. I feel like we've been way too positive about this. So now I'm going to take the counterpoint. Go for it. Number one, if you're not like really getting into this lamp because it is a homewrecker, like I feel like you're not getting into the spirit of what you mean when we say hear me out. But I am. This is a lamp that almost ruined a family.

Sure. Let alone the holiday spirit. I would argue. So you are moving it from its context means that like, no, no, no. If you're going to f$%k the lamp, you're going to do it in front of the family while screaming in the bay window while screaming at Ralphie, you're going to shoot your eye out while you shoot. It's like, do you see what I'm saying? Thank you. See, here's the thing. You just gave me that scenario and I'm like, I'm into that. I'd like that to happen. You are more into it if the family is watching. I'm not into the or the neighbors commenting. I'm uh, I like somebody's tongue is stuck to a pole. Somebody's wearing a bunny suit. They're all looking at you f$%king the shit out of this lamp.

I do. I do. I can justify that. Yes. I would say, yes, that is part of the reason I'm into it because the lamp does not realize that the lamp is a homewrecker. The lamp is just doing lamp. The lamp is doing raw sexuality. Yeah. You love it. It's a major award. That's it's only it's there. It would be a mark of honor. But I will say it like all things considered, it's cool that you've chosen an inanimate object. However, it is an inanimate object replicating a like traditionally attractive woman's thigh. Did you really did you really swing for the fences on this? No. But I feel like I feel like you are on base though. No, I think and that ladies and gentlemen, I can't that was a wonderful bond because I'm like, oh, okay, case rested.

I I'm into it. I like your arguments and I mostly I like your tranquility. You have made peace with this. And therefore I go I accept. And that's the thing. There's nothing you can do. You have there's nothing you can do but fuck. Oh, what is we now we move to on on the perfect. There's nothing you can do but fuck the lamp without a butt. Jasmine. Puritan Jasmine. I have two things. One of them is a little conventional. So that's why I prepared also another one. So first off, the hear me out is Nakatomi Plaza, but the replicant version that they use for the explosion scene. I am super glad that diehard it is entered the chat. Okay, great. So I see I see that this is a extremely interesting business opportunity.

I feel that you could take the replicated building, you could mass produce this, you would want to shrink it down slightly. We're not trying to split people in half. But you could advertise the look on Aabria's face is like, yeah, some of us would like to be split in half. Yeah, you could. There can be different sizes. It can be an accurate to scale of the little model that they use for that scene. You go to the all the gift shops and 40 seconds. Yeah, it's just like various sizes of dildo esque Empire State Building. And exactly. I feel like you could make a sex toy out of this thing and advertise it as it detonates when you do. Yeah. And like, it's like vibration and things. I feel like this is actually a really great business thought about branding.

I'm branding and dildo. Yeah. Thank you. So that's my that's my easy one. Because it's just a dildo. Yeah, it's just I mean, all all skyscrapers are penises. Yeah, right. All guys, all skyscrapers are the fucking hubris of man. This one explodes, though. And it's Christmasy. A lot of them explode. Yeah. What if we get like a little Bruce Willis in the front just to you know, that's what I was thinking for the rabbit. Yeah, yeah, you get it. With the sound, he's just complaining. Come on out to the coast. We'll have a good time. Yeah. So when you say rabbit, you mean the part that vibrates and hits the clit? Oh, wonderful. Yeah, wonderful. wonderfully creative. I love it. I'm so glad you're on the same page.

Thank you. No, no. And then you can call it this is just my Chicago. It's the Willis Tower. Oh, Willie's Tower to everyone out there in Chicago. I love you. Back to your dildo. So that's my dildo gimme. And then the other one that I prepared was I would just let all of the gremlins run train on me.

[17:50] Erika Ishii: Yes.

[17:53] Cassidy Sledge: Okay. And the reason why is also, um, I was gonna say yes. I love a midnight snack. So if we're eating also, the wetter you get, the more of them there are.

[18:03] Erika Ishii: Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Okay. So there's a bunch of them. They can get as wet as they want. I've never seen this movie. I don't know what's going on right now.

[18:13] Cassidy Sledge: Cassidy's so desperately wants to have sex with Spirit the Stallion right now.

[18:16] Erika Ishii: I'm also fine with that because I want people to be rough with me. There you go. Sold. Those are my gremlins.

[18:22] Aabria Iyengar: Also, they're gonna be like singing and doing jokes and shit.

[18:25] Erika Ishii: I love that. I love a joke. I don't want it to be serious.

[18:27] Aabria Iyengar: Also, there's Lady Gremlin and you know that she is filthy.

[18:32] Erika Ishii: Filthy.

[18:33] Cassidy Sledge: You know that she'll take care of you.

[18:34] Aabria Iyengar: That's why all of them can come.

[18:35] Erika Ishii: She's got a hot reptile titties too.

[18:37] Cassidy Sledge: She's been tanking it for the team for how long? You're just there for the change up.

[18:43] Aabria Iyengar: She's gonna do crazy stuff to you out of gratitude.

[18:45] Erika Ishii: She's got a lady smurf energy.

[18:47] Cassidy Sledge: And the green M&M.

[18:51] Aabria Iyengar: Smurfette. Smurfette. I was like, girl smurf? Lady smurf? Fuck Smurfette.

[18:56] Erika Ishii: I can't do green M&M.

[18:59] Cassidy Sledge: But you'd fuck the leg lamp?

[19:00] Erika Ishii: I would change my DNA and I just think I'd be so sad every subsequent time I had sex with someone who wasn't green M&M.

[19:08] Cassidy Sledge: Oh yeah, you'd be ruined forever.

[19:09] Erika Ishii: Yeah, they seem like the kind of person who would really just make a dent in your brain chemistry.

[19:15] Cassidy Sledge: You'd be chasing the sex dragon ever since.

[19:17] Erika Ishii: A hundred percent.

[19:19] Cassidy Sledge: Okay. All right.

[19:20] Erika Ishii: So those are my two. I'm done.

[19:22] Aabria Iyengar: I love them.

[19:22] Erika Ishii: Drop the mic, but don't drop me.

[19:24] Aabria Iyengar: Next to the mic is Aabria.

[19:28] Erika Ishii: Now Aabria.

[19:29] Aabria Iyengar: Okay, I only brought one.

[19:32] Erika Ishii: One will get it done.

[19:33] Aabria Iyengar: Oogie Boogie.

[19:35] Erika Ishii: Nightmare Before Christmas.

[19:36] Aabria Iyengar: We were talking about this yesterday a little bit.

[19:39] Erika Ishii: A hundred percent.

[19:39] Aabria Iyengar: Because there's a lot of ways you can take this. One, the most obvious one, like pillow humping.

[19:46] Erika Ishii: Sure.

[19:46] Aabria Iyengar: You're just getting on there. You're riding those bugs to freedom.

[19:49] Erika Ishii: Yeah.

[19:50] Aabria Iyengar: Also, that low voice and the fact that he was explaining how he was going to kill Santa to Santa and how he's going to kill Jack to Jack.

[19:57] Erika Ishii: He's going to talk you through it.

[19:58] Aabria Iyengar: He's going to talk you through a little song about how you're going to get it.

[20:02] Erika Ishii: Exactly.

[20:03] Aabria Iyengar: And he's going to dominate.

[20:04] Erika Ishii: He's going to dominate you.

[20:05] Aabria Iyengar: He's going to talk you through it. And then when you really want the change up, jump in that mouth, get in the bug, see what happens.

[20:10] Erika Ishii: Or I was going to say, or use the tip of his head.

[20:12] Aabria Iyengar: Yeah, you've got optionality.

[20:14] Erika Ishii: I mean, you can use pretty much any limb you want.

[20:17] Aabria Iyengar: Tip of his head, either arm, either leg is pretty.

[20:20] Erika Ishii: And that little play palace.

[20:22] Aabria Iyengar: Like his.

[20:23] Erika Ishii: Oh, oh, somebody is playing Rick Astley at us now.

[20:28] Aabria Iyengar: Why is this happening?

[20:30] Erika Ishii: I don't know. We're getting Rick rolled into the green room, but I don't.

[20:34] Aabria Iyengar: OK, yeah, good.

[20:35] Erika Ishii: Because copyright, it was going to kick in.

[20:37] Aabria Iyengar: All right. I feel like I feel like did stage management overhear our conversation to go?

[20:40] Erika Ishii: I don't want this to happen.

[20:42] Aabria Iyengar: Yeah.

[20:42] Erika Ishii: So they're like, please stop.

[20:43] Aabria Iyengar: Stage manager Sam just stuck his head in here to see what was going on.

[20:46] Erika Ishii: Like you heard people screaming about fucking buildings.

[20:49] Aabria Iyengar: Someone's like, oh, OK, never mind. Just normal.

[20:51] Erika Ishii: Turn any song up.

[20:53] Aabria Iyengar: Yeah. In his sort of like a lair situation.

[20:55] Erika Ishii: You know, there's a bunch of hard points.

[20:57] Aabria Iyengar: There's casino stuff.

[20:58] Erika Ishii: There's skeletons.

[20:59] Aabria Iyengar: They can watch.

[21:01] Erika Ishii: And there's contact points to build out sort of a more of a dungeon than what already exists there.

[21:04] Aabria Iyengar: It feels very easy to me.

[21:08] Erika Ishii: I'm going to come up with another one because I feel like that was obvious.

[21:11] Aabria Iyengar: That's fair.

[21:11] Erika Ishii: I think it was wonderful.

[21:12] Aabria Iyengar: That's fair.

[21:13] Erika Ishii: We can move through.

[21:14] Aabria Iyengar: I'm not worried.

[21:15] Erika Ishii: I'm now not worrying about the music.

[21:17] Aabria Iyengar: I don't care.

[21:18] Erika Ishii: I let them come for me.

[21:22] Aabria Iyengar: Speaking of people coming.

[21:25] Erika Ishii: Yeah. OK.

[21:26] Aabria Iyengar: No, no, no. Say it again.

[21:27] Erika Ishii: We're talking. You're up.

[21:28] Aabria Iyengar: Oh, hey.

[21:31] Erika Ishii: OK, so I have two.

[21:32] Aabria Iyengar: And here's how I categorize them.

[21:34] Erika Ishii: One that I would like to fuck me and the other one I would like to fuck.

[21:38] Aabria Iyengar: OK. All right. So we'll start with who I would like to fuck me.

[21:43] Erika Ishii: And that is the Christmas light cannon from How the Grinch Stole Christmas, which is used by the amazing Christine Baranski, who I mean, I'd almost list her character, but it's too obvious.

[21:54] Aabria Iyengar: She's the sexy who neighbor.

[21:58] Erika Ishii: Yes, she is. Martha Bouvier.

[21:59] Aabria Iyengar: No, but it's the can make Baranski not hot.

[22:02] Erika Ishii: No, no. Do whatever you want to her nose. She's going to make it better.

[22:04] Aabria Iyengar: But the cannon is, I mean, kind of going in Puritan Jasmine's vein.

[22:09] Erika Ishii: I mean, it functionally is a toy, but it's here's what it is.

[22:12] Aabria Iyengar: I love I love decorations and I love organization and I love exactitude.

[22:16] Erika Ishii: And this seems like somebody who would do exactly what it needs to do.

[22:20] Aabria Iyengar: I mean, it aims perfectly. It has a seemingly inexhaustible energy.

[22:26] Erika Ishii: And, you know, just it's a giant pump.

[22:30] Aabria Iyengar: So there's there's that first one.

[22:32] Erika Ishii: Any thoughts, Sabrina?

[22:33] Aabria Iyengar: No, I like it. Keep going.

[22:34] Erika Ishii: Thank you. OK.

[22:36] Aabria Iyengar: And now the one that I would like to fuck is.

[22:39] Erika Ishii: The furnace from Beauty and the Beast to voice by Tim Curry.

[22:42] Aabria Iyengar: Oh, shit. Wow.

[22:45] Erika Ishii: A Beauty and the Beast to technically a holiday movie.

[22:47] Aabria Iyengar: It doesn't. No. OK. Mm hmm.

[22:50] Aabria Iyengar: Hello, adventurers. It's me, our Alex Murray on the edit.

[22:54] Erika Ishii: We have realized that it is, in fact, an organ.

[22:58] Aabria Iyengar: That's fine. There's still pipes.

[23:01] Erika Ishii: Maddie stands by it.

[23:02] Aabria Iyengar: I was told to just interject quickly.

[23:06] Erika Ishii: This changes nothing.

[23:07] Aabria Iyengar: OK, back to the madness.

[23:09] Erika Ishii: Yeah. OK, OK, OK.

[23:10] Aabria Iyengar: I think you have this a lot.

[23:11] Erika Ishii: And my counterpoint.

[23:12] Aabria Iyengar: Also, we're not here to debate it.

[23:14] Erika Ishii: I'm so just I was very proud of the room for nobody fucking Bucky back against Die Hard anyway.

[23:20] Aabria Iyengar: No, it's a Christmas movie. Mm hmm.

[23:21] Erika Ishii: Tim Curry, in any iteration, the most fuckable.

[23:25] Aabria Iyengar: In fact, I would say maybe Tim Curry's more fuckable as a cartoon.

[23:28] Erika Ishii: Yes. Oh, Hex’s.

[23:30] Aabria Iyengar: Oh, God. Yeah.

[23:31] Erika Ishii: Um, Nigel Thornberry.

[23:34] Aabria Iyengar: I get it.

[23:35] Erika Ishii: I mean, I know technically the lamp from Christmas story is like a quarter frankenfurter.

[23:40] Aabria Iyengar: So, yeah.

[23:41] Erika Ishii: See, we all just it always comes back to Tim Curry.

[23:44] Aabria Iyengar: And it is a the voice alone.

[23:46] Erika Ishii: Dunzo B. He's lonely.

[23:48] Aabria Iyengar: He's angry.

[23:49] Erika Ishii: Yeah.

[23:49] Aabria Iyengar: I would love to just have a weird sesh with that lonely, angry guy.

[23:53] Erika Ishii: He'd be so grateful.

[23:54] Aabria Iyengar: And it would be so warm.

[23:55] Erika Ishii: We're going to be so warm.

[23:57] Aabria Iyengar: OK, you're in the castle. Mm hmm.

[24:00] Erika Ishii: Mm hmm.

[24:02] Aabria Iyengar: What are you doing?

[24:04] Erika Ishii: Well, he's how you get in there. Here's what it is, too.

[24:08] Aabria Iyengar: I technically let's let's assume that we've had a conversation and consent is given naturally because he's tied up.

[24:12] Erika Ishii: He is he is bolted to the wall.

[24:14] Aabria Iyengar: And that's part of the problem.

[24:15] Erika Ishii: So I am the domino solution.

[24:17] Aabria Iyengar: Yeah. Sorry. One another follow up question.

[24:19] Erika Ishii: Uh huh.

[24:24] Aabria Iyengar: Are you you or are you another piece of furniture in the castle?

[24:26] Aabria Iyengar: Yeah.

[24:27] Erika Ishii: Oh my God. Thank you for this.

[24:29] Erika Ishii: So wait, wait, hold on.

[24:31] Aabria Iyengar: I will do one more, please.

[24:34] Erika Ishii: What let's say it's you.

[24:34] Erika Ishii: Yeah, I got it. Icebox.

[24:36] Aabria Iyengar: What piece of furniture have you been turned into?

[24:36] Aabria Iyengar: Yeah. Icebox and the furnace.

[24:38] Erika Ishii: Yeah. You got your love is forbidden.

[24:40] Aabria Iyengar: I'm going to. Yes, exactly.

[24:42] Erika Ishii: I'm going to steam him up.

[24:44] Aabria Iyengar: That's it. I'm going to steam him up.

[24:46] Erika Ishii: I'm going to let him know what it feels like.

[24:48] Aabria Iyengar: Just like dripping little bits of ice on him right over there.

[24:52] Erika Ishii: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[24:53] Aabria Iyengar: May I ask you, Maddie, do you have any particular feelings about the furnace in Home Alone?

[24:58] Maddeline Murphy: Oh, I have a lot of sexual feelings about mean old man Marley, the neighbor with the shovel, which I think goes along with Cassie's I'm going to second that.

[25:06] Aabria Iyengar: Is not sure need to be defended. I get it.

[25:09] Maddeline Murphy: No, no. Just just look at him.

[25:11] Aabria Iyengar: The bone structure, the bone structure and can handle a large unwieldy tool.

[25:16] Maddeline Murphy: No problem.

[25:18] Aabria Iyengar: It just comes in at the right time.

[25:20] Maddeline Murphy: Don't talk to yourself that way, man.

[25:22] Aabria Iyengar: But the furnace, the furnace in Home Alone.

[25:24] Maddeline Murphy: I have thought about.

[25:29] Aabria Iyengar: I would like to talk to it to see who heard it.

[25:32] Maddeline Murphy: But I don't want to have sex with it.

[25:34] Aabria Iyengar: Also, because fundamentally, Home Alone is a story about a child.

[25:37] Maddeline Murphy: So I just like I don't know.

[25:39] Aabria Iyengar: I don't want to think about Macaulay Culkin.

[25:40] Maddeline Murphy: Yeah, fair.

[25:41] Aabria Iyengar: But Tim, also that furnace is not voiced by Tim Curry.

[25:45] Maddeline Murphy: You're different from Michael Jackson.

[25:47] Aabria Iyengar: Anyway, go on.

[25:49] Maddeline Murphy: Oh, no.

[25:49] Aabria Iyengar: Happened too soon.

[25:54] Maddeline Murphy: No, but so the cartoon.

[26:06] Erika Ishii: You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not listen to this on speakers at work. I'm telling you why.

[26:36] Cassidy Sledge: Cause we get fully nasty on this one.

[26:41] Conner Marx: It's a pile of TST cast members, including our buddy Aabria, handing mics around and defending which animate or inanimate holiday icons we'd like to bone down with.

[26:46] Jasmine Malave: With hear me outs ranging from lamps, to cannons, to bags of worms, this one is very wet and very wild.

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[27:41] Cassidy Sledge: Hear me out, hear me out.

[27:46] Conner Marx: Oogie Boogie!

[27:51] Jasmine Malave: Oh my God!

[27:56] Madeline Murphy: That's why we're best friends!

[28:01] Erika Ishii: I love you!

[28:06] Cassidy Sledge: Okay, you're a good guy.

[28:11] Conner Marx: Eiffel Tower.

[28:16] Jasmine Malave: Oogie Boogie.

[28:21] Madeline Murphy: I love you.

[28:26] Erika Ishii: Yay!