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[0:00] ANDREW Learn: There we go.

[0:01] Allison: Oh, I need to record on my end too.

[0:05] ANDREW Learn: Hey, um, can everybody hear?

[0:07] Allison: Hey, can you record on your QuickTime?

[0:09] ANDREW Learn: Yeah, I'm recording on my QuickTime as well.

[0:11] Allison: Hey, I'm also recording on my QuickTime.

[0:14] ANDREW Learn: And I brought my um like microphone close to me.

[0:18] Allison: Oh my god.

[0:18] ANDREW Learn: Well, um, uh, you sound really great.

[0:21] Allison: Do I sound really great?

[0:22] ANDREW Learn: Yes, you do too.

[0:22] Allison: You sound amazing.

[0:24] ANDREW Learn: Oh my god, thank you everyone. We both sound gorgeous.

[0:27] ANDREW Learn: A participant has set the speaking language to English, I would say so.

[0:31] Allison: Um, and also turned on closed captioning.

[0:34] ANDREW Learn: We're really learning as we're going.

[0:35] Allison: I love it.

[0:36] ANDREW Learn: I'm learning everything about um Zoom as we use it.

[0:40] Allison: It's really the most imagine the most terrifying thing in the world, and then um, you know, add like a human centipede on top of that.

[0:48] ANDREW Learn: That's that's what figuring out Zoom is while you're in the Zoom is.

[0:53] Allison: Um, so yeah, yeah, yeah.

[0:56] ANDREW Learn: Um, I listened to your whole podcast in 20 days, Jaden.

[0:59] Allison: Oh my gosh.

[1:00] ANDREW Learn: That's Wowza.

[1:01] Allison: Wowzi Wowie Zowie.

[1:02] ANDREW Learn: Well, we've literally haven't recorded goddamn anything for 20 days.

[1:09] Allison: Easy.

[1:10] ANDREW Learn: Um, so but yeah, we're back.

[1:13] Allison: Um we're doing um we're coming back from a little hiatus.

[1:17] ANDREW Learn: Um cute little hiatus, gliatus.

[1:19] Allison: Pop up like groundhog thing.

[1:21] ANDREW Learn: Um, and then we're going back into hiatus.

[1:23] Allison: We are coming back.

[1:25] ANDREW Learn: Um, we're really getting into the nitty-gritty agenda items.

[1:29] Allison: Um there will be the next episode, the final episode of round one of the glacket will come out on your wherever you got your goddamn podcast on June 20th.

[1:29] ANDREW Learn: June 20th.

[1:44] Allison: I can say that.

[1:45] ANDREW Learn: Um so June 20th, and I know everyone's like, hmm-mm-mm-and that's what you really missed.

[1:51] Allison: Um, when’s the collab incoming?

[1:53] ANDREW Learn: And guess what? It's really gosh darn hard to coordinate for people's schedules.

[1:59] Allison: Um and so, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[2:01] ANDREW Learn: But we're trying.

[2:02] Allison: We're trying.

[2:02] ANDREW Learn: This is me trying to do this.

[2:03] Allison: This is me trying Glee Cast version by Glee Cast, okay?

[2:07] ANDREW Learn: Us trying.

[2:08] Allison: This is us trying, and we're very excited.

[2:11] ANDREW Learn: Um, and uh, and then you're like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So we have to wait for hiatus after um wait for hiatus for final round uh final episode of round one.

[2:21] Allison: Is there gonna be another hiatus um before round two?

[2:23] ANDREW Learn: Absolutely not. We are going right in uh the week after.

[2:27] Allison: Okay, mark your goddamn glenders, I think is Whitney what Whitney meant to say.

[2:32] ANDREW Learn: I don't know the word calendar.

[2:34] Allison: Um so yeah.

[2:36] ANDREW Learn: Um I feel like I've been very excited.

[2:39] Allison: What do you want to say?

[2:41] ANDREW Learn: Um we're very, very excited to celebrate kind of almost the end of the Glackett with everyone tonight.

[2:47] Allison: Um yeah, I I am loving this little gliatus, a little break time, little um revamp before we come back for round two.

[2:56] ANDREW Learn: We've got round two figured out.

[2:59] Allison: Do you want me to like read my little note that I have about round two and how it's gonna work for everybody?

[3:04] ANDREW Learn: I think we we we uh tease it.

[3:04] Allison: Tease it?

[3:09] ANDREW Learn: Fine, we no, we we announce it final episode of round one.

[3:13] Allison: Okay, hold on.

[3:14] ANDREW Learn: And then people will just be like, oh, okay, this is how it's working.

[3:17] Allison: I don't need to uh prep.

[3:20] ANDREW Learn: Yeah, it's very fun what we've come up with.

[3:23] Allison: Um, both of our brains combined.

[3:26] ANDREW Learn: Uh really something really masterful, never been done before, um, never will be again, truly.

[3:31] Allison: No, for real.

[3:33] ANDREW Learn: Um, yeah.

[3:34] Allison: Also, we have a lot of really fun things planned for this recording.

[3:37] ANDREW Learn: Um if you know us, we like to do fun things, and also at the end of this recording, um, there might be like a huge um reveal surprise.

[3:47] Allison: Um, everyone's jaws will actually be on the floor.

[3:51] ANDREW Learn: Interesting.

[3:52] Allison: Interesting.

[3:52] ANDREW Learn: Stay tuned.

[3:53] Allison: Stay tuned.

[3:54] ANDREW Learn: Stay tuned.

[3:56] Allison: Stay tuned.

[3:57] ANDREW Learn: Um Do you want to start?

[3:59] Allison: Yes.

[3:59] ANDREW Learn: Um, I would like to start.

[4:02] Allison: Wait, can you play some um remember? Some sad and memorial music?

[4:08] ANDREW Learn: Yes, we're doing an inglomorium.

[4:10] Allison: Um, to really uh, I guess honor all the fallen glyctoms of um Glyktungs.

[4:18] ANDREW Learn: The glyctoms of round one of the Glack.

[4:20] Allison: I am putting on black.

[4:22] ANDREW Learn: Um wait, yeah.

[4:24] Allison: Wait, here one second.

[4:25] ANDREW Learn: Audio medium, I'm wearing black.

[4:28] Allison: Audio medium, you can see me if you're in the zoom.

[4:35] ANDREW Learn: Wow.

[4:36] Allison: Oh my goodness.

[4:38] ANDREW Learn: I'm gonna button up.

[4:39] Allison: This is a formal occasion.

[4:40] ANDREW Learn: This is a formal I audio medium, I'm formal, and Andrew is where did you get that jacket?

[4:50] Allison: I think it might have actually been my like prom um jacket.

[4:53] ANDREW Learn: It's like in my um pile of clothes of like things that I want to like sell or get rid of, but I don't have the bandwidth to do that yet, you know.

[5:03] Allison: Um, because it really truly doesn't fit me anymore.

[5:06] ANDREW Learn: Um, okay. I'm so glad you have it for this right now.

[5:09] Allison: Oh my gosh.

[5:10] ANDREW Learn: Um, I'm gonna an inglemorium.

[5:12] Allison: An inglomorium.

[5:14] ANDREW Learn: Sad emotional piano one hour version.

[5:16] Allison: Oh, it it's gonna take that long.

[5:18] ANDREW Learn: God, and it's starting with like an ad about Saint Jude and children.

[5:24] Allison: Weirdly enough, we are sponsored by them.

[5:28] ANDREW Learn: We are sponsored by let me just share my computer audio.

[5:35] Allison: Can you hear it?

[5:38] ANDREW Learn: Yeah, this is good.

[5:40] ANDREW Learn: At last, the first round of the Glackett is nothing but a memory.

[5:46] Allison: I'm glad you came.

[5:47] ANDREW Learn: I'm I'm glad you came to be with us to mourn the loss and celebrate a new beginning.

[5:53] Allison: And even though the entire Glacket process is still far from over, I wanted to take some time to reflect on the past two years before we go on our way to round two.

[6:03] ANDREW Learn: Through every competition, another one bites the dust.

[6:06] Allison: And the biggest lesson I've learned time after time is that you can't always get what you want.

[6:12] ANDREW Learn: I've been taking chances on all of these songs.

[6:16] Allison: Every time I look back at these silly love songs we've lost so far, I think to myself, gosh, I don't want to lose you.

[6:24] ANDREW Learn: Like when I look for poker face in round two, I'll quickly discover she's not there.

[6:30] Allison: It's too late for her.

[6:32] ANDREW Learn: But I need to look at that man in the mirror and take control.

[6:36] Allison: Oh, sorry, and take control of myself.

[6:39] ANDREW Learn: Let it be, and let it go.

[6:42] Allison: Now, everybody talks about competitions that they don't agree with because I guess everybody wants to rule the world.

[6:49] ANDREW Learn: Hate on me all you want, but it's up to us.

[6:52] Allison: Allison takes a stand, and I have my prerogative.

[6:56] ANDREW Learn: When I it comes to our Glackett, you can't touch this unless, of course, you're invited to be the Gleak of the Week.

[7:03] Allison: And some people have been this is exhausting to read like this.

[7:06] ANDREW Learn: I just want everybody to know, but I'm keeping it up for y'all.

[7:09] Allison: Have been in our DMs like Bye bye bye.

[7:11] ANDREW Learn: And I want it that way.

[7:13] Allison: Well, I have something to say to all you cool kids.

[7:16] ANDREW Learn: You can be mean all you want.

[7:18] Allison: Scream at me and call me a loser.

[7:21] ANDREW Learn: After all, that's just the story of my life.

[7:25] Allison: A loser like me?

[7:27] ANDREW Learn: Don't stop me now.

[7:28] Allison: Uh, just because I don't like a song you love, don't hold it against me.

[7:33] ANDREW Learn: I'm an innocent man.

[7:35] Allison: But don't cry for me, Argentina.

[7:37] ANDREW Learn: Because baby, this time, big girls, don't cry.

[7:40] Allison: Those songs still exist in the hall of fame of the Glackett.

[7:44] ANDREW Learn: So if you want to DM us, tell me something good as we embark onto the final countdown of the Glackett.

[7:50] Allison: I can't fight I can't fight this feeling that I'm out here on my own on this tightrope, but I'm not all by myself.

[7:57] ANDREW Learn: In fact, my life would suck without you.

[7:59] Allison: Not just Alison, but all of you.

[8:01] ANDREW Learn: Truly, you're all the world to me.

[8:03] Allison: I wanted to thank you for caring so deeply about the Glackett.

[8:06] ANDREW Learn: I mean, y'all just can't get enough of it.

[8:09] Allison: I feel so lucky.

[8:10] ANDREW Learn: Because never in our lives did we think something stupid like a Glee Song bracket could bring so many people together.

[8:16] Allison: I mean, look at the two of us.

[8:18] ANDREW Learn: You are woman, I am man.

[8:20] Allison: That sorry, that's so rude of me.

[8:22] ANDREW Learn: You're more than a woman.

[8:23] Allison: You're my best friend.

[8:25] ANDREW Learn: And me, I'm a not I'm not a man, I'm just an American boy living in NYC.

[8:31] Allison: They say the winner takes it all.

[8:33] ANDREW Learn: But who's the real champion of this Glackett?

[8:35] Allison: We are the champions.

[8:37] ANDREW Learn: Through all this sadness, we've still got tonight, right?

[8:40] Allison: Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

[8:45] ANDREW Learn: Isn't cry going through to the next round?

[8:48] Allison: Don't speak, even though you may be right.

[8:51] ANDREW Learn: Sometimes it feels like the longest time since we've started this Glackett, like a thousand years, some would say.

[8:57] Allison: And I don't want to know what the next round's have in store.

[9:00] ANDREW Learn: But I do know that it will be beautiful.

[9:04] Allison: Speaking of, I know you're all like, gimme more, and don't stop.

[9:07] ANDREW Learn: And even though I too have this constant craving for the second round, I'm enjoying this quick breakaway from the glacket.

[9:14] Allison: A vacation, so to speak.

[9:16] ANDREW Learn: So let's wait a while before picking everything back up.

[9:19] Allison: I need some clarity before round two.

[9:22] ANDREW Learn: Because being good isn't good enough for round two.

[9:24] Allison: And if you think mediocrity is going to get your favorite songs into round three, dream on.

[9:29] ANDREW Learn: If you think like that, why don't you get back to round one?

[9:33] Allison: Because if I'm the only one rooting for a song, that won't be enough to push it through.

[9:38] ANDREW Learn: We will continue to be torn on the upcoming competitions.

[9:42] Allison: But tonight, let's raise a red solo cup.

[9:45] ANDREW Learn: All of the songs we've lost so far.

[9:47] Allison: Audio medium, this is not a red solo cup.

[9:53] ANDREW Learn: Oh is that a vase?

[9:56] Allison: Someone said.

[9:59] ANDREW Learn: Wait, I didn't see it.

[10:00] Allison: Show it to me.

[10:01] ANDREW Learn: It's just my bottle.

[10:07] Allison: Oh my god.

[10:08] ANDREW Learn: That was I made a point not to read that beforehand.

[10:12] Allison: And that was the most beautiful thing I've ever heard in my entire life.

[10:17] ANDREW Learn: I'm so that must have taken so long for you to make.

[10:21] Allison: It was really, it was a really fun um writing exercise.

[10:25] ANDREW Learn: Can you speak at my funeral?

[10:29] Allison: Well, she was such a great girl.

[10:31] ANDREW Learn: I loved being her friend.

[10:34] Allison: Wow.

[10:34] ANDREW Learn: I'm so sad to be here, but grateful to share this moment.

[10:39] Allison: Gosh.

[10:40] ANDREW Learn: That was fun.

[10:41] Allison: I hope you all enjoyed it.

[10:43] ANDREW Learn: And I did.

[10:44] Allison: That's the last we'll ever hear of those songs on this Glackey.

[10:47] ANDREW Learn: I'm so sorry.

[10:48] Allison: This is scary to me.

[10:50] ANDREW Learn: This is me honoring them, and we're leaving them behind.

[10:53] Allison: And we're never gonna talk about them again.

[10:55] ANDREW Learn: I'm not, I don't know her name.

[10:57] Allison: I don't care about her.

[10:58] ANDREW Learn: If I see that girl on the street, I'm gonna pretend like I don't actually know her.

[11:01] Allison: It's on site.

[11:02] ANDREW Learn: Oh okay, you're gonna fight her, but me, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna do something way worse.

[11:08] Allison: Ignore.

[11:09] ANDREW Learn: Pretend to not know them.

[11:10] Allison: That's good.

[11:11] ANDREW Learn: Gosh, yeah.

[11:12] Allison: The most terrifying thing that you could do with another person.

[11:14] ANDREW Learn: Is ignore their existence.

[11:16] Allison: No, to just be like, have you ever been at like a party? And they're like, oh, like, hey, how are you? And then they're like, who are you?

[11:22] ANDREW Learn: I'm like, we met at this thing.

[11:24] Allison: And like you definitely like remember like exchanging and having like a deep conversation about like your childhood before with them, and then they just completely like ignore your entire existence.

[11:34] ANDREW Learn: Do you remember this?

[11:35] Allison: Do you know this?

[11:36] ANDREW Learn: I don't know that feeling.

[11:37] Allison: I'm not saying remember this.

[11:38] ANDREW Learn: Remember that.

[11:39] Allison: This is not you, actually.

[11:41] ANDREW Learn: Yeah.

[11:43] Allison: Um, oh, Andrew, you might need therapy.

[11:45] ANDREW Learn: Okay.

[11:46] Allison: And what if I was already in it?

[11:48] ANDREW Learn: And what if actually just a product what if this is actually the product of me already in therapy?

[11:53] Allison: Anyway.

[11:54] ANDREW Learn: So this is um that was the Inglemorium.

[11:57] Allison: Wow, wow, wow.

[11:58] ANDREW Learn: Okay.

[11:59] Allison: Well, you wrote that.

[12:01] ANDREW Learn: I wrote something for tonight as well.

[12:04] Allison: Yes.

[12:05] ANDREW Learn: Um, specifically for the Gleeks tonight.

[12:07] Allison: I wrote an episode of Glee, and I wrote it where Andrew, you and I joined the cast of Glee.

[12:17] ANDREW Learn: Finally.

[12:18] Allison: I've been waiting for the ask.

[12:19] ANDREW Learn: Yeah.

[12:20] Allison: Finally, we have become part of the cast, and I'm very excited to share a stage and a television set with Leah Michelle.

[12:27] ANDREW Learn: Brynn said back in season four.

[12:30] Allison: And you know what? Is it?

[12:32] ANDREW Learn: No!

[12:33] Allison: It's actually not because I knew people would say that.

[12:35] ANDREW Learn: I knew people would say that.

[12:37] Allison: And I was like, you know what? I'm gonna on purpose not do season four.

[12:40] ANDREW Learn: I did season six.

[12:43] Allison: Okay.

[12:43] ANDREW Learn: Oh wow.

[12:44] Allison: He who shall not be named.

[12:47] ANDREW Learn: Mm-hmm.

[12:47] Allison: Mm-hmm.

[12:48] ANDREW Learn: Mm-hmm.

[12:49] Allison: So I might I have got some f some Glam, some glee phlegm in the back of my throat.

[12:54] ANDREW Learn: Mm-hmm.

[12:55] Allison: I I get that sometimes when I run into that person that ignores my existence.

[12:59] ANDREW Learn: Mm-hmm.

[13:01] Allison: Um, but I'm ready to get started here.

[13:05] ANDREW Learn: So it's gonna be the season six opener, and we're still we will still open with Rachel's show being canceled.

[13:14] Allison: The iconic scene in her trailer, the like you pissed off so many groups, including the NAACP, PETA, yada yada yada.

[13:21] ANDREW Learn: And we're we're getting the you're invited.

[13:24] Allison: We're getting she will still sing uninvited.

[13:27] ANDREW Learn: Okay.

[13:27] Allison: Um you're invited.

[13:29] ANDREW Learn: You're invited.

[13:30] Allison: Um, which I have drastically changed my opinion on, by the way.

[13:34] ANDREW Learn: I want to address this.

[13:35] Allison: I feel like I used to be like, mm, I hate it, it's giving creep.

[13:39] ANDREW Learn: And then we went to LA and I was like Paramount Studios.

[13:42] Allison: It makes sense.

[13:43] ANDREW Learn: Right, right, right, right.

[13:44] Allison: I want to raise my children here.

[13:46] ANDREW Learn: I want to raise my children on this lot.

[13:48] Allison: Um, so she's gonna still gonna sing uninvited. However, when we come back from the title card, Rachel is still moping, but she's moping in her childhood bedroom. The storyline about her moving on, moving out, and her dad's divorcing will not be happening in my version of season six. She stays in the middle. I think that is terrible. I think that is terrible. Blaine comes in and knocks on her bedroom door saying that her dad's let him in. And they're gonna commiserate. Blaine still got kicked out of Niada, but we're not going with the rival coach's story. I'm knocking that out of the park. Get rid of that storyline. I thought it was dumb the whole time. I was never here for it. Um in my story, Blaine and Rachel are moping about Lima.

At the Lima bean, visiting Sam at school, where Sam says, You're depressing even me, and I have golden retriever energy. Okay, yeah. They're moping everywhere. One particular day where we find Blaine and Rachel sharing a pint of Ben and Jerry's in Blaine's room. I think it's gonna be chunky monkey. Maybe tonight dough. Knowing them. Knowing them, it would be chunky monkey. It would be. It would be Cherry Garcia or something. The tonight dough, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, where we find Blaine and Rachel sharing a pint. Blaine says they need to snap out of it. They've watched every single slime tutorial on the internet. They've both got bed sort of starting to form. And Rachel, you smell like you haven't showered in days.

And she's like, try weeks. Ew. They need they need something new. A new project, something to get their minds back in the game. So Blaine says they're gonna audition for community theater. Oh, and that's it. Immediately, Rachel, Rachel's angry. Are you kidding? I was on Broadway. This is so sad. And then Blaine says, it won't be sad. It'll be fun. It'll get us in a routine of something, get us meeting new people. It'll be great. So the A storyline is gonna be about Blaine and Rachel, and the B plot. I really went off the rails with this one. The B plot has Artie and Kurt together in New York City working on an experimental film. Okay. Artie wants Kurt to drink pig's blood, needs it to be real for full effect of the film.

Right, right, right. Kurt's uncomfortable, replaces the blood with corn syrup, and initially fools Artie. But Kurt has horrible nightmares with Artie wearing a pig's head. He comes clean, Artie is initially mad. Why won't you help me make true art, Kurt? Yeah. But then Artie gets the NYPD at his door when he tried to order pig's blood from Amazon. Apparently, there's a guy in New York City who's been buying pig's blood online and selling it in popsicles to people on the street. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know him. Um Artie is found innocent but traumatized, and they do the film with corn syrup. There is no Santana, Brittany, Tina, Sue, any storylines from them in this episode. Classic. Um I don't really know where that came from, but that's what happens in this episode.

Billy Loomis is quaking in his boots. Exactly, River. Maybe it was Rivers DM to me today. Um, River was in my TikTok DM sending me scream content, and I think that might have been the inspiration for this. Um we're gonna open we're gonna open after a commercial break to a community centered gymnasium. There's a small group of people sitting in chairs in a circle, and Rachel's like, oh god, are we interrupting an AA meeting? But no, as Blaine and Rachel approach, Alison gets up and welcomes them to the open auditions for Folklore, a musical tale as by the music and lyrics of Taylor Swift.

[17:41] ANDREW Learn: Wait a minute. Wait, I have some logistical production questions. Are you are you playing the part of Allison?

[17:48] Allison: I am I am playing the part of Allison, yes.

[17:51] ANDREW Learn: Okay. I agree. Thank you for asking. I couldn't think of a better person that can play that role.

[17:56] Allison: I know. Um who would play you in a movie?

[18:00] ANDREW Learn: Oh, you know what? Um, I feel like there have been an you know who someone told me last week, I didn't see this. An old woman came up to me on the street and she said that I look like um what's this um wham George Michael? It's like, oh, okay. Interesting. I don't see that at all. And it kind of felt a little homophobic. I didn't.

[18:25] Allison: Um, but I have gotten like celebrities with like classically like wide faces, like Matt Damon, Mark Wahlberg. Like they are like they have like the big they have like big meaty features.

[18:38] ANDREW Learn: I don't see it, LMAO said Michelle.

[18:40] Allison: But but Slay, also Michelle.

[18:42] ANDREW Learn: Um I would agree.

[18:43] Allison: Yeah, I also sign off exactly.

[18:45] ANDREW Learn: Yeah.

[18:46] Allison: Um, I used to teach kids, and they would always call me. This was when Sabrina Carpenter was on Bizarred Vark. I'm gonna get that wrong. Was she on Bizard Vark or she was on something?

[19:00] ANDREW Learn: Past my era.

[19:02] Allison: Girl Meets World. That I got Sabrina Carpenter from Girl Meets World Era. Is what is who would play me in a movie. I can see it.

[19:10] ANDREW Learn: Yeah, yeah.

[19:13] Allison: Yeah.

[19:14] ANDREW Learn: But Sabrina Carpenter is not playing this role.

[19:17] Allison: No. She's I'm playing this role. I was born to play this role.

[19:20] ANDREW Learn: Yeah, Sabr Sabrina Carpenter also, um, maybe Allery Allier and AJ are also in the audition room. And yeah, they were trying. They were trying. They're absolutely trying in the room. And then they were like, no, no, no. We're actually gonna give it to the inspiration for the role.

[19:35] Allison: Yeah. You know what? Nobody can do this part better than you can, they said to me.

[19:40] ANDREW Learn: So Allison is the director of this production. And since there's no stage, they're having auditions in the middle of the room. Rachel offers to go first after Allison asks, and everyone is completely silent. Nobody wants to audition first, and Rachel's like, I will. Um, she's gonna sing Invisible String.

[20:01] Allison: Ooh, I do like that. That might be my favorite, but that's up there.

[20:06] ANDREW Learn: It's up there. Pretty good.

[20:08] Allison: Pretty good. Everybody politely claps. And Alison says, singing a Taylor song for a Taylor musical audition. Not that original. Not that original. You know that's in her wheelhouse of phrases. I appreciate it.

[20:25] ANDREW Learn: Yeah. Um, Blaine sings for forever.

[20:30] Allison: Okay. Um uh Dear Evan Hansen.

[20:34] ANDREW Learn: Dear Revan Hansen.

[20:35] Allison: Yeah. I was gonna call it waving through a window for a second. And everyone claps outrageously. Rachel is a little bit miffed seeing the reaction that Blaine got that she didn't. Allison is goo goo eyes for Blaine. You're perfect. Another commercial break. Playing off of real life a little bit. Um and we're we're gonna open from the commercial break with Blaine and Rachel walking into a dive bar. Rachel's saying, Did you forget we're still underage? What are we doing here? Relax, Rachel. I know the bartender.

[21:08] ANDREW Learn: Is it me?

[21:11] Allison: They're gonna sit at a counter and Blaine orders two dirty Shirley's. Do you know what a dirty Shirley is?

[21:18] ANDREW Learn: I don't, but that wait, dirty Shirley. That means that like dirty drinks mean that it's it's a lot of alcohol, like not a lot of mixer, right?

[21:27] Allison: Um, I think it just means that there's alcohol in it.

[21:30] ANDREW Learn: Shirley Temple with alcohol?

[21:31] Allison: Yes. Shirley Temple with alcohol. Yes. So Grenadine Sprite, vodka.

[21:37] ANDREW Learn: Ooh, I could get down with that.

[21:38] Allison: Yeah, they're delicious. Um, I usually do um blue curosao sprite and vodka.

[21:47] ANDREW Learn: Yeah. That sounds actually really delicious.

[21:50] Allison: You wake up in the morning and all you taste is blue, and it's disgusting.

[21:50] ANDREW Learn: It's disgusting.

[21:55] Allison: It tastes like pink!

[21:56] ANDREW Learn: It tastes blue, which I don't know.

[21:59] Allison: Blue, blue and pink.

[22:00] ANDREW Learn: Blue has yeah.

[22:02] Allison: Blue blue and pink are really up there. I don't even know what what color do you like tasting more? Do you like blue or pink?

[22:08] ANDREW Learn: Pink.

[22:10] Allison: I like tasting pink better.

[22:12] ANDREW Learn: I think it might be blue for me. I like a blue.

[22:15] Allison: Anyways. Well, is that because you're a boy and I'm a girl?

[22:18] ANDREW Learn: Yeah, we're enforcing gender roles on this clee podcast.

[22:22] Allison: Fuck. It's so deeply embedded in us. Um I was gonna say something else. I was gonna say taste like blue. And I was gonna make a foster home for imaginary friends joke.

[22:35] ANDREW Learn: Okay.

[22:36] Allison: B-L-L-B-L-O-O-B-L-O-O.

[22:39] ANDREW Learn: Yeah.

[22:40] Allison: Blue.

[22:41] ANDREW Learn: Yeah, he's king.

[22:43] Allison: He is king. Do you know the bit where he's um it's hot in Top? Tintopeka. Totopika Poke my toe, it's hot.

[22:52] ANDREW Learn: Yes.

[22:55] Allison: Okay, so they're gonna sit at the counter and Blaine's gonna order two dirty Shirley's. Rachel continues to commiserate, but Blaine is optimistic. It's also karaoke night at this bar. And who gets up to sloppily sing into the mic? Alison Dodge. She knowing her, she would.

[23:10] ANDREW Learn: Knowing her, she would. Um, do you want to hear this song that I'm gonna sing?

[23:16] Allison: Yeah, please.

[23:17] ANDREW Learn: Wait, can you just sing it?

[23:19] Allison: No. Because in this show, in this show, I would be better than I I would have a lot of things. Sabrina Carpenter is doing your um is lip syncing for you.

[23:29] ANDREW Learn: His lip singing for me, exactly. Um let me share my my audio here. Let me just uh share my screen. Let me just uh share my screen. Can everybody can everybody see this?

[23:44] Allison: No. That's me impersonating um somebody sharing their screen on Zoom.

[23:49] ANDREW Learn: Oh, okay. Nobody got it? Okay, just me. Okay, this is this is what am I sharing my audio? I am. You're just doing audio, no, no video.

[23:58] Allison: Okay. I want somebody to call the song in the chat if they know what this is.

[24:12] ANDREW Learn: I don't think the Andrew does. I was just a young kid with time to waste.

[24:23] Allison: Those were the days. Does nobody know this song? Cash Shadow yet. We were all the wild ones. The wasted you.

[24:32] ANDREW Learn: Yes.

[24:33] Allison: Well other than a dream head, nothing to lose. Ain't it funny how I'm waiting to go? Now I wanna do a drive-by, but I can't find the road.

[24:56] ANDREW Learn: That's a one day.

[25:02] Allison: We're in the game. That beautiful. Uh yeah, and I think that Sabrina Carpenter lip syncing for you would be really beautiful. And I think we got a little preview, audio medium. Um we got a little preview of what Alison lip syncing to that song would be, and it was great. She sold it.

[25:26] ANDREW Learn: I would be great at lip syncing, I think.

[25:29] Allison: Yeah, I think so.

[25:30] ANDREW Learn: You would be great playing the role of Alison in the season six premiere of Glee.

[25:34] Allison: Yes. Interesting song for a dive bar.

[25:38] ANDREW Learn: Yes, Brynn, I guess, but I'm feeling like it's like uh wait. I'm having a deep, deep, deep brain thought. There is a show. Uh-huh. And at the end of this show or movie, there's a scene. Yes. Where a girl is now like a music artist, but she performs at a bar, and she performs a song. I mean, like the star is born, they do it at the beginning. No, it's like a new song, and I feel like it's a TV show, and then a girl comes up and they kiss.

[26:26] Allison: No. Does anybody know what I'm talking about? What the hell? And she's like, like time, so much time has passed, and they were like, was it the show Cruel Summer? Did anybody watch the channel?

[26:40] Joe: said Glee on the Fox channel.

[26:42] ANDREW Learn: Glee on the Fox Channel? I don't think that's what it was. It was like wasn't Cruel Summer. Was it I Know What You Did Last Summer? That show?

[26:54] Allison: Summer. There's a through line. Summer.

[26:57] ANDREW Learn: Yeah. Summer. It was something with summer, and it was like the end of the episode. It was like the epilogue or like a dream sequence where this girl fantasizes that she's a famous singer now, and she like goes up on stage and she's wearing like heavy makeup and like black.

[27:13] Allison: She kind of looks like Maya Hawk in my in my no one's getting in the shadows last girl summer. But I mean I just need this to be audio medium so that I can listen to it back and figure it out. It's Alison editing, and I realized the show that I was trying to reference is The Wilds season two, episode eight, when Shelby is in a bar singing, um, and it's a dream sequence.

[27:43] Allison: Um, anyways, if you haven't watched the show The Wilds, it's so good, but I watched The Wilds and Cruel Summer, and I know what you did last summer all at the same time, and they all really blend together.

[27:55] Allison: Um, and I watched it while I had COVID in 2022, so forgive me. And she's wearing like black kind of bohemian outfit. I'll figure it out and I'll let you cliques know. Okay, okay, okay. But that's the vibe that I'm getting because it's a very like weird song to be singing in a dive bar.

[28:13] ANDREW Learn: Right.

[28:13] Allison: Um, but you're kind of like a weird girl. So it's like a weirdo.

[28:15] ANDREW Learn: I'm a weirdo.

[28:18] Allison: I'm a weirdo. Do you ever see me without this hat? That's weird.

[28:20] ANDREW Learn: That's giving Riverdale Brim. Did you ever hear do you ever see me without these headphones in front of a microphone? That's a weird That's weird.

[28:30] Allison: Um okay. So I'm gonna sing Wonderland by Kesha, and it's drunk, but it's fine. Wait, I feel like I didn't actually get confirmation. Am I the bartender?

[28:39] ANDREW Learn: One second. Oh, okay. Sorry, I'm skipping ahead. Blaine says to Rachel, he's gonna go talk to her as he's gonna go talk to me. Rachel turns to the bartender for another drink, and lo and behold, the bartender is Andrew McGuire.

[28:53] Allison: Oh my god. I'm actually so surprised.

[28:56] ANDREW Learn: I know. Audio medium my jaw fell off, actually. Um Andrew gives Rachel some encouraging words like, hey, you're gonna be fine. Like this sounds like a lot of fun. It sounds like you're in a rut, but I promise you you're giving me the vibe that you're gonna be fine.

[29:14] Allison: Yeah. And um, maybe you read their her tarot cards or something.

[29:18] ANDREW Learn: Oh god, I don't want to do all that.

[29:20] Allison: You just pull out some tarot cards from behind the bar.

[29:22] ANDREW Learn: I would do that for a fat tip though. For a fat check. For Rachel Berry still has like um some uh that's so Rachel residual money. So like I think that if I like strike the right chord with her, I could get like a good like $50 tip.

[29:37] Allison: Yeah, you know, under dollar. I'd say, yeah. $100 B.

[29:40] ANDREW Learn: And Andrew gives Rachel some encouraging words before Blaine brings Alison over to the bar.

[29:50] Allison: An arm around her shoulder to carry her upright. She like can't stand at this point. Goals. Um, I say, I say to you guys, well, I guess you've met our stage manager.

[30:02] ANDREW Learn: You're also the stage manager of the Taylor Swift production.

[30:04] Allison: Oh my god, I'm multi-faceted. I'm kind of like an onion.

[30:07] ANDREW Learn: Yeah. Yeah, there is more than one side to you, baby.

[30:10] Allison: Um, this is my best friend Andrew. He'll be working on the show with us.

[30:12] Rachel: Really?

[30:16] ANDREW Learn: Yes, really. And I sing too.

[30:19] Rachel: Oh my god. Where you're gonna sing this.

[30:24] Allison: I kind of wanted you to sing Adele. Uh-huh. But I we have Wonderland sad song, Invisible Strength Sad Song, Four Forever Sad Song. Uninvited, kind of sad.

[30:37] ANDREW Learn: Okay. Um, so you're gonna sing this. I'm really, really sick. Here we go.

[30:45] Allison: Oh, wait, what is this? This is Lady Gaga.

[30:56] ANDREW Learn: Wait, blow it in your face. Blow in your face. Blow it in your face. But he's a Kadian. But even though I'm a kid, you were faster than you can say for us. Doing a chorus.

[31:14] Allison: Hey, I can wait to cast my spell. You're like going around to all the people in the bar. Got you dripping like no water. Chaos home and my body's got you pleaded. Like we have been breathing.

[31:38] ANDREW Learn: I've never heard this song.

[31:40] Allison: You've never heard that song before? That's my favorite Lady Gaga album.

[31:43] ANDREW Learn: It's very good. Um, yeah, thank you so much, Whitney. Andrew, you're so good. Um, that was actually me. That was actually there was no screen audio sharing um involved. That was actually all live vocals. Mastered, I was also doing the instrumental. Um, but yeah, oh my gosh, I do really love that song. I will listen to that again.

[32:05] Allison: Okay. Thanks for edging.

[32:07] ANDREW Learn: That's you.

[32:08] Allison: That's me. I really I feel I feel personified.

[32:11] ANDREW Learn: I know. Um You're gonna sing AO by Lady Gaga.

[32:16] Rachel: Wow, you both are really great.

[32:19] Allison: Rachel, you're pretty great too. I think this show is gonna be great. Pretty great. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna grab, I'm gonna grab another drink, and I'm gonna slash over to a group of men that definitely don't want to talk to me.

[32:31] ANDREW Learn: And Rachel turns to Blaine with a small sigh. Small smile. Fine, I'll give this a chance. Maybe it could be great.

[32:41] Allison: Wow. That's the end of the episode?

[32:50] ANDREW Learn: Yeah, that's it.

[32:51] Allison: Okay, great. Oh my goodness. Yeah, we are introduced into the show. Wait, so where do you where do you see us going? Where do you see this production going?

[33:00] ANDREW Learn: Um, what's happening? Um Do you think Andrew and Alison will ever kiss?

[33:07] Allison: Maybe a little bit. I think that they are going to be kind of like we're never gonna get the season six kids in this version of season six.

[33:23] ANDREW Learn: We're not.

[33:24] Allison: Oh, we're not getting there's no McKinley. There's no Glee Club that we care about. Okay. Um we are gonna focus on Rachel and Blaine in this community theater.

[33:35] ANDREW Learn: Kurt's gonna come hang out, but in reality, I want all these people to stay in fucking New York City.

[33:42] Allison: I forgot the pig's blood of it all. Yeah, I'm very excited to see where that goes.

[33:48] ANDREW Learn: Yeah. And I think that um I think that um Santana and Britney will show up at some point. I think it'll be a heavy Rachel Blaine show and a heavy Santana Britney show. I think Sue, Sam, Kurt, and Artie are just gonna be there for laughs.

[34:08] Allison: Right, right, right. Um but it's gonna be a heavy Blachel?

[34:13] ANDREW Learn: Um and Anderberry.

[34:15] Allison: Anderberry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And a Britanna. So um the character Kitty found Dead in a Ditch.

[34:19] ANDREW Learn: Dead in a ditch.

[34:23] Allison: Yep. Okay. Yeah. I don't Kitty's not here. Marley might make an appearance just for fun.

[34:29] ANDREW Learn: Okay. At the doors. Who did we say? What album did we say Marley was?

[34:38] Allison: Oh, isn't Marley um fearless?

[34:41] ANDREW Learn: Fearless. Yeah. Wait, no, no, no. I no, I think she's actually Taylor Swift.

[34:48] Allison: Yes. Wait, can we do it? Can we do it together? Because I've been doing that on repeat.

[34:52] ANDREW Learn: Taylor Taylor Swift.

[34:54] Allison: Swift. Fearless.

[35:03] ANDREW Learn: I was born in 1989.

[35:05] Allison: 1989. Reputation.

[35:09] ANDREW Learn: Reputation. Live every Folklore.

[35:15] Allison: Evermore. Midnight.

[35:19] ANDREW Learn: Oh gosh. I I sent you a video the other day. I went to six and at the um merch stand.

[35:26] Allison: Yes, they have the like.

[35:28] ANDREW Learn: Yeah, they have those little pins, and I was I I I can't if I see the color red, if I see the color silver, if I see the color black, they are they are not those colors anymore. They are albums.

[35:41] Allison: Taylor Swift. Um Whitney said in the chat, I believe, uh, where's Rydeek?

[35:46] ANDREW Learn: Rydiq is canon in season six. I think it's gonna be heavy Rachel Blaine and Alison and Andrew. Yeah. Heavy Rydeek and Santana and Britannia. I think that it'll be a double wedding still, but it'll be Rydeek and Rydeek and Britannia.

[36:03] Allison: Wait, so are Rydeek is Rydeek still in school?

[36:09] ANDREW Learn: No.

[36:10] Allison: No. They quit.

[36:12] ANDREW Learn: They quit. They were like, they're like, we're literally in Lima, Ohio.

[36:19] Allison: Yeah. Like what's the realistic graduation rate? I mean, there are gonna be some people that don't graduate high school, and I think Ryder and Unique are gonna be like, we don't need this, we're artists. We're gonna run away.

[36:33] ANDREW Learn: And they're gonna go, are they gonna be an Artie's pig blood pig blood musical?

[36:38] Allison: Maybe Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Unique's like, I'm too good for this school. I mean, I'm gonna be an Artie's film.

[36:44] ANDREW Learn: Unique pursues Shuck.

[36:45] Allison: That's good. Unique pursues Shucked on Broadway, and then Ryder is like, I can't, I can't be without you. And Ryder is gonna follow her.

[36:54] ANDREW Learn: Yeah. Okay. Great. Wow. Season six? Just when you thought the season six that we got wasn't already goddamn messy enough.

[37:04] Allison: No, you're gonna get even messier, baby. Wow, wow, wow. I really am really tickled by the idea that Rydeek and Britannna share a wedding though. And you know who's gonna officiate? Stoner Brett.

[37:15] ANDREW Learn: Stoner Brett. I would have shown Sugar Mata. But I guess we can't always get what we want.

[37:23] Allison: Exactly. Exactly. Well, bravo. That was really amazing.

[37:27] ANDREW Learn: Thank you.

[37:28] Allison: Thank you. Thank you. Reverend Stoner Brett. Yeah, I think Stoner Brett has turned to God.

[37:33] ANDREW Learn: And Stoner Brett um full full um church. Good for him.

[37:40] Allison: Yeah, I love that for him. Um, okay, wait. I you want to move on to uh our our tribute?

[37:49] ANDREW Learn: I know. This is the this is what we built the marketing around this event for.

[37:53] Allison: I know. I'm excited to get into Triver.

[37:57] ANDREW Learn: Triver.

[37:58] Allison: Triver. Trivle. Trivel.

[38:05] ANDREW Learn: I was born in Trivian 999.

[38:07] Allison: Triverion 99. My name is Trivia Swift.

[38:15] ANDREW Learn: Trivia Swift. Reput.

[38:19] Allison: Okay, so explain to us how because I also truly don't know how you're doing this this trivia.

[38:26] ANDREW Learn: This trip trip?

[38:28] Allison: Yes.

[38:29] ANDREW Learn: Okay. So tonight, we're gonna do some gleek leak trivia. And let me get a cute little shorten the URL, bitch. Um, okay. I'm gonna copy paste this into how does this work?

[38:49] Allison: That's the first question of trivia.

[38:52] ANDREW Learn: So I'm sending you a link to um your trivia form. And on the first screen, you're gonna enter a team name. You can be as creative or not creative as possible, whatever you want. I'm not grading you on how creative it is, but if it does make me laugh, I will give you a little extra kiss.

[39:10] Allison: Everybody's getting a kiss tonight, but you get an extra cute little kiss if you have a clever team name.

[39:16] ANDREW Learn: And then and then your actual name because we will be giving out a prize for first place tonight.

[39:24] Allison: Oh my goodness. And it is me actually literally showing up to your house.

[39:29] ANDREW Learn: Okay. No, I can't promise that. I can't promise that. I'm sorry. Okay. So what I want y'all to do is I want y'all to go to that link, and I want you to type in a team name and enter your name and just go to the next screen. Don't keep going. Do not keep going. Just go to the next screen when you see round one, the Glacket.

[39:49] Allison: I'll give you time. Oh wait. Oh, wait. We wanna play some music in the background.

[39:56] ANDREW Learn: Sure. Okay. Wait, how are we you want to just sing? Speak now.

[40:04] Allison: Ed. Ben the two. No more. No, I need real music, I think.

[40:13] ANDREW Learn: Okay. This crush my tree. Should we listen to the losers playlist?

[40:18] Allison: Sure. Poor one out. Poor one out for the losers.

[40:23] ANDREW Learn: Am I right, everybody? Um losers like me. Like glee. Round one losers playlist. 24 followers. That is so cute.

[40:38] Allison: Okay. Oh, I guess is that a spoiler?

[40:41] ANDREW Learn: No, it's not a spoiler. Here, let me share my screen.

[40:47] Allison: Blue shit. Oh my. Baby, I'm trying. Sorry. Sorry. I'm gonna turn the Spotify down a little bit.

[41:01] ANDREW Learn: But I can hear myself. And the most important part.

[41:05] Allison: Okay. Okay. Round one. Are you looking at the questions too?

[41:11] ANDREW Learn: I I have the questions up. Yeah. Do you want to do round one?

[41:14] Allison: I do round two. I do round four. You do round three.

[41:17] ANDREW Learn: Perfect. I went in a really crazy order, but that is fine.

[41:21] Allison: That is fine. Okay, so when I read a question, you're gonna write in your answer for round one question one under the round one question one section.

[41:30] ANDREW Learn: And then we when we've read the first four questions, you're gonna click next one.

[41:34] Allison: Next section.

[41:35] ANDREW Learn: And then you're gonna stop after round four.

[41:37] Allison: Or after question four.

[41:39] ANDREW Learn: Yes.

[41:39] Allison: Then we're at the second round.

[41:41] ANDREW Learn: Okay. Um, these are all questions about Gleek of the Week.

[41:47] Allison: About some that you all have submitted, some that we have made up.

[41:51] ANDREW Learn: It's gonna be great.

[41:52] Allison: Wait, do you want to stop the music?

[41:55] ANDREW Learn: Or no?

[41:55] Allison: No, I wanna just keep it going.

[41:57] ANDREW Learn: Oh, okay.

[41:57] Allison: Wait.

[41:58] ANDREW Learn: Is it too loud?

[41:59] Allison: I think it's too loud.

[42:00] ANDREW Learn: Okay, okay.

[42:01] Allison: Yeah.

[42:01] ANDREW Learn: What if I do I like that?

[42:06] Allison: That's better?

[42:07] ANDREW Learn: Yeah.

[42:07] Allison: Okay.

[42:08] ANDREW Learn: Round one, question one comes from Bridget.

[42:12] Allison: What was the first song Hold on the Glackett?

[42:20] ANDREW Learn: Some um click the week historians.

[42:23] Allison: Glistorians, if you will, might know that.

[42:26] ANDREW Learn: They might.

[42:27] Allison: Our most streamed episode, episode number one.

[42:30] ANDREW Learn: What was the first song pulled?

[42:34] Allison: I'm also gonna put these in the chat.

[42:44] ANDREW Learn: Okay.

[42:45] Allison: Question two.

[42:48] ANDREW Learn: What is the only unique solo not going through to the second round of the Glackett?

[42:56] Allison: Um, a unique solo.

[42:58] ANDREW Learn: Sorry, just gonna fill some time.

[43:00] Allison: A unique solo for um people that are not familiar is um uh a solo performed by Unique Adams.

[43:09] ANDREW Learn: And there's only one.

[43:10] Allison: Thanks for defining that for everybody.

[43:12] ANDREW Learn: Yeah, I just I need everyone to know we talk a lot about Rydeek.

[43:17] Allison: Um we're talking about half of Rydeek, um Unique Adams.

[43:22] ANDREW Learn: Okay, question three.

[43:25] Allison: Question three.

[43:26] ANDREW Learn: What is the only Quolo not going through to the second round of the Glackett?

[43:32] Allison: And you may be asking yourself, Quolo, what the hell is that?

[43:36] ANDREW Learn: If this is the first episode that you're ever listening to.

[43:38] Allison: Is it if this is your truly your introduction to listening to our voices, the beautiful cadence?

[43:43] ANDREW Learn: Um a Quolo, um, just like a unique solo, uh, is a solo performed by um the hit Fox show Glee character, Quinn Fabray, Lucy Quinn Fabray.

[43:57] Allison: Wow, thank you.

[43:59] ANDREW Learn: And then question four, there were six Blam duets featured in the hit Fox show Glee.

[44:06] Allison: How many of those duets are living to see another day on the Glackett?

[44:10] ANDREW Learn: Okay, so you may be asking yourself, Blam, that just sounds like, I don't know, like something that you would see in like a superhero comic book strip?

[44:19] Allison: No.

[44:20] ANDREW Learn: We're talking about um the beautiful culmination um to some that was Blaine Devin Anderson and Sam Evans.

[44:29] Allison: Um so they sang together, just the two of them, six separate times on the hit Fox show Glee.

[44:37] ANDREW Learn: But the question that my friend Allison just asked was how many of those duets are living to see another day in the Glee Song bracket, the Glackett.

[44:37] Allison: How many?

[44:46] ANDREW Learn: That was question number four.

[44:47] Allison: And when you finish number four, click the next button, and you'll see round two, the guests.

[45:00] ANDREW Learn: Round two is gonna be all about the guests of our show.

[45:07] Allison: Um do you want me to do this?

[45:10] ANDREW Learn: Yes.

[45:11] Allison: Okay, so round two is about the um we've had um 110 episodes of this goddamn glodcast, and um, we're talking exclusively about the people that have joined us so graciously given their time to help us with the Glee Song bracket, the Glackett.

[45:25] ANDREW Learn: Um, but question number one is who was our very first Gleek the Week.

[45:32] Allison: So there was episode one, and there was someone that was there with Alison and I.

[45:38] ANDREW Learn: Who the hell was that?

[45:40] Allison: Ew, you sounded exactly like my eye doctor when you said that.

[45:43] ANDREW Learn: My eye doctor goes, no, which is better?

[45:47] Allison: Is it one?

[45:48] ANDREW Learn: Or is it two?

[45:50] Allison: Here you go.

[45:51] ANDREW Learn: Audio medium.

[45:52] Allison: I am Allison's eye doctor.

[45:54] ANDREW Learn: Oh!

[45:55] Allison: That's actually how we met.

[45:56] ANDREW Learn: A lot of people don't actually know this about us.

[45:58] Allison: A lot of people don't know that about us.

[46:00] ANDREW Learn: Um question number two comes from a beautiful person who's gonna be able to do this.

[46:04] Allison: Yes, Bryn, you need the last name.

[46:06] ANDREW Learn: I'm gonna say yes.

[46:08] Allison: Half point if you just have the first one.

[46:10] ANDREW Learn: Yeah.

[46:10] Allison: Um question number two comes from Molly, um, Glistener Molly.

[46:15] ANDREW Learn: How many Glee Project contestants have been guests on the podcast?

[46:20] Allison: So the Glee Project, in case you're not familiar, was a um a reality TV series competition show um on Oxygen, um, the hit Oxygen network.

[46:32] ANDREW Learn: Uh and um uh we are asking how many of those contestants from season one and season two have joined us on the hit Fox Glee podcast, Gleek of the Week, um, to um help us with the Glee Song bracket.

[46:48] Allison: I feel like I'm really saying a lot of words and I'm just really trying to fill time.

[46:53] ANDREW Learn: Um and I feel like I'm making more confusing.

[46:55] Allison: River, why have you not watched Glee Project?

[46:58] ANDREW Learn: Yeah, River.

[46:59] Allison: Stop this live stream and go watch Glee Project.

[47:03] ANDREW Learn: It's actually must-watch television.

[47:04] Allison: A lot of people are talking about succession.

[47:07] ANDREW Learn: Um I'm talking about Glee Project Season 1 and Season 2.

[47:12] Allison: Um question number three comes from Yan.

[47:16] ANDREW Learn: Uh Question number three: what is the definition of bulletproof hospitality?

[47:21] Allison: And which dream Gleek invented it?

[47:26] ANDREW Learn: Okay, so in one episode, um, we the title was Bulletproof Hospitality.

[47:31] Allison: The title of the episode was Um Bulletproof Hospitality, and we were really confused why so many people were saying bulletproof hospitality when it came to certain Glee song covers.

[47:43] ANDREW Learn: Um, but we found out eventually where that came from, and we are asking what the definition of bulletproof hospitality is, and who invented that.

[47:57] Allison: Are we ready for question number four?

[47:59] ANDREW Learn: I am.

[48:00] Allison: Okay, question number four comes from Kaylee.

[48:02] ANDREW Learn: Is Kaylee here?

[48:03] Allison: Kaylee is here, I feel, right?

[48:05] ANDREW Learn: I feel like I saw Kaylee.

[48:06] Allison: Kaylee's probably here.

[48:07] ANDREW Learn: Yep.

[48:08] Allison: Hey Kaylee.

[48:09] ANDREW Learn: Um, this question comes from you.

[48:11] Allison: Which celebrity did Chase O'Donnell see auditioning for Kitty?

[48:16] ANDREW Learn: So, um, the beautiful Gleek of our week, um, Chase O'Donnell, uh, she um revealed some hot Glee scoops, some gloop to us that when when she auditioned for the character Kitty Wilde, she saw someone else auditioning for that same character, and that person happened to be a celebrity.

[48:40] Allison: But our question is who was that celebrity?

[48:45] ANDREW Learn: That's beautiful.

[48:47] Allison: Um, okay, once you've submitted or you've answered question four, all of them are in the chat for you to check on.

[48:55] ANDREW Learn: But you can go to the next section.

[48:57] Allison: And the next section should say at the top round three, the hosts.

[49:01] ANDREW Learn: These are four questions about me and Andrew because this is our show.

[49:07] Allison: Bitch.

[49:08] ANDREW Learn: Bitch?

[49:09] Allison: I was gonna say that.

[49:12] ANDREW Learn: Um our first question is what is Andrew's day job?

[49:22] Allison: Very sorry, if you hate this bit and let me know.

[49:25] ANDREW Learn: Very seldomly discussed.

[49:27] Allison: We talked about, we talk a lot about Allison, what Allison does with her time away from uh recording a Glee podcast, but very seldomly will Andrew me discuss what I do with my time.

[49:40] ANDREW Learn: But I do make money, and where is that?

[49:42] Allison: Where do I go to?

[49:43] ANDREW Learn: I do make money!

[49:47] Allison: And where is it?

[49:49] ANDREW Learn: Where is my money?

[49:51] Allison: I'm running real low because the deposit actually hasn't uh been sent yet to my bank for this month, but in due time.

[50:02] Allison: Question two.

[50:04] ANDREW Learn: Who did Allison dress as at the Broadway Rave?

[50:09] Allison: We love Broadway Rave, by the way.

[50:11] ANDREW Learn: I went to another Broadway rave event, Gimme Gimme Disco.

[50:16] Allison: And wait, is that really the same company?

[50:19] ANDREW Learn: I think so, only because the DJ was the exact same person.

[50:23] Allison: Ooh, okay.

[50:26] ANDREW Learn: And it was fun.

[50:27] Allison: I went with former Gleek of Our Week, Olivia.

[50:30] ANDREW Learn: Okay, former Gleek of Our Week, Olivia.

[50:33] Allison: We're question number two is about always Gleek of Our Week host, Allison Dodge.

[50:39] ANDREW Learn: And we are asking, who did Allison dress up as at the Broadway Rave?

[50:47] Allison: Broadway might be a clue here.

[50:53] ANDREW Learn: Okay, question three.

[50:55] Allison: Which Glee star canceled their concert for that Allison was supposed to go to?

[51:00] ANDREW Learn: And will she ever forgive them?

[51:02] Allison: So this is actually a two-part question.

[51:05] ANDREW Learn: And so we're looking for two answers.

[51:09] Allison: An answer to the first sentence and an answer to the second.

[51:13] ANDREW Learn: The first sentence, again, being which Glee star canceled their concert that Allison was supposed to go to.

[51:18] Allison: So Allison bought tickets to go see a cast member from the hit Fox show Glee.

[51:25] ANDREW Learn: And that said Glee cast member, which we're looking for in the answer, canceled their show.

[51:32] Allison: And the second sentence was, and will she ever forgive them?

[51:37] ANDREW Learn: Forgiveness is something that we look for when someone has done us wrong.

[51:42] Allison: And so um, so the question here is will Allison ever forgive that person that is the answer to sentence number one.

[51:51] ANDREW Learn: I think you're confusing everyone.

[51:59] Allison: And then question four.

[52:01] ANDREW Learn: What is Allison's least favorite Funny Girl song?

[52:05] Allison: Funny Girl is a show on Broadway that was made famous by the hit Fox show Glee.

[52:13] ANDREW Learn: And Allison frequently talks about a song that she really hates from that show that was featured on the hit Fox show Glee.

[52:23] Allison: Hate is when you really don't like something a lot intensely.

[52:29] ANDREW Learn: That was my follow-up, actually.

[52:31] Allison: Yeah.

[52:34] ANDREW Learn: Um I was watching um in between rounds, uh, I'll reveal that I was I'm watching a new um Disney Channel vlog family on YouTube and okay, because again, I guess I need therapy, sorry.

[52:51] Allison: Um That's not the weirdest thing you watch on YouTube.

[52:54] ANDREW Learn: Okay, well no, wait, what is it?

[52:57] Allison: Wait, you can what is it?

[52:58] ANDREW Learn: Don't like leave them hanging like that.

[52:59] Allison: What is the grocery carts?

[53:01] ANDREW Learn: Oh, the grocery carts, the cart narcs.

[53:03] Allison: Um, okay, so um, and in the vlog that I watched last night, um, the mom Jill, she was like, uh, don't use the word hate.

[53:14] ANDREW Learn: She said this to her children, don't use the word hate.

[53:16] Allison: And I was like, I agree, Jill.

[53:17] ANDREW Learn: And I was like, that's when I hit the subscribe button.

[53:20] Allison: Why?

[53:21] ANDREW Learn: Why do you say that?

[53:22] Allison: I don't know.

[53:24] ANDREW Learn: I mean, like, I use the word hate, but I like when people are like enforcing don't use hate.

[53:28] ANDREW Learn: I think that hate is too strong of a word.

[53:30] Allison: What about stupid?

[53:31] ANDREW Learn: Is stupid gonna be a bad word in your house?

[53:34] Allison: I think so.

[53:35] ANDREW Learn: I think I'm gonna I'm gonna put the law down on stupid.

[53:40] Allison: Okay.

[53:41] ANDREW Learn: How about you?

[53:42] Allison: No.

[53:44] ANDREW Learn: Okay.

[53:45] Allison: Stupid to even ask.

[53:50] ANDREW Learn: No, I won't say that.

[53:51] Allison: That is so mean.

[53:52] ANDREW Learn: I sorry, future children.

[53:54] Allison: Um, okay, can we move on to round four?

[53:57] ANDREW Learn: Sure can.

[53:58] Allison: Alice's kids will be afraid of going to Andrew's house.

[54:01] ANDREW Learn: I think Alison's kids will go to Andrew's house, and Andrew will be like, we don't say hate and we don't say stupid, and they'll come back like better people, and then I'll be like, fuck you, stupid.

[54:01] Allison: Fuck you.

[54:15] ANDREW Learn: You're saying that to a child?

[54:17] Allison: No, I would never say that to a child.

[54:20] ANDREW Learn: I'm so sorry to my kids that don't exist.

[54:22] Allison: No, it's okay, babies. You can come over here.

[54:25] ANDREW Learn: Um, okay, so round number four, the final round um of trivia is all about um the hit Fox show Glee, as it turns out, if you're familiar.

[54:35] Allison: I love that show.

[54:36] ANDREW Learn: It's actually really good.

[54:37] Allison: Very seldomly discussed, though.

[54:39] ANDREW Learn: Um I know nobody's talking about it anymore.

[54:41] Allison: Question number one.

[54:44] ANDREW Learn: Okay, so all these questions are related to um the hit Fox show Glee in relation to our Glackett.

[54:51] Allison: Um, so uh question number one name an episode that has every song going through to round two.

[55:00] ANDREW Learn: So I guess we can reveal like the amount of episodes?

[55:05] Allison: Sure.

[55:18] ANDREW Learn: Amelia, I do hope you get this right.

[55:21] Allison: Oh, Amelia, yes.

[55:22] ANDREW Learn: Amelia has this down.

[55:25] ANDREW Learn: Um, ready for question number two?

[55:29] Allison: Yeah.

[55:31] ANDREW Learn: Okay, here it is. Um question number two, name an episode that has no songs going through to round two. So just like question number one, we're asking, we're looking for um what episode has 0% of the songs going through to the name. Four episodes that have no songs going through. We're just looking for one. We're just looking for a simple one. You give us all of them. You will not give you bonus points, but we'll give you extra kisses.

[55:57] Allison: Yeah, me too. I'll be very impressed as well.

[56:02] ANDREW Learn: Um, and question number three comes from Glistener Audrey. Um, which season of Glee has the most songs going through on our Glackett? So a season of television is uh uh like a collection of episodes that that plays during a calendar year on a television network. And so what we're asking for is what season of Glee has the most songs going through on our Glackett.

[56:39] ANDREW Learn: With that explanation, you might as well just say question four as well.

[56:42] Allison: Okay, I will. Question number four. Which season of Glee has the most songs staying behind? Staying behind means that you're losing, and losing means that you never actually amounted to anything. And so we're looking for the season of television that is the least represented in um round two of the Glackett.

[57:07] ANDREW Learn: I feel so rusty to talk like recording, like really real for real. I feel like it's been so long since we've talked into a microphone.

[57:16] Allison: Oh my god.

[57:18] ANDREW Learn: Right? I I it's like riding a bike for me.

[57:21] Allison: Okay. Once you have finished all of your answers, you can go ahead and click submit.

[57:29] ANDREW Learn: Click that submit button, baby.

[57:32] Allison: Oh yeah, I see your answers coming in.

[57:39] ANDREW Learn: Oh wait, let's pop this jam.

[57:47] ♪ Musical number: "Always" — performed by Glee Cast ♪

[58:06] ANDREW Learn: Wow, wow. I try to play. That's um I miss Myron.com. That is a good team name.

[58:19] Allison: That’s good. Blow glide things from me.

[58:26] ANDREW Learn: You know I use it. All too well ten minute version, V Cat version by Glee Cast. I come from Lima Heights. This is Glee Try and my heart gets open. The girl loves Atheist team. That's good. Did you know that you still be the only thing you needed?

[58:51] ANDREW Learn: Always black and white in my eyes of color blind. Wow. Get ready for pretty charts and grass at the end of the first round. Amelia, I'm so excited.

[59:11] Allison: Okay, I'm gonna take a second. And I'm gonna start grading everything. Andrew, will you uh bring greens and glue? I'm gonna give it my purple 120 seconds.

[59:21] ANDREW Learn: So then for y'all will submit your answers. You've got two minutes. Vibe check. I'm seeing that people are saying this is harder than any of my college finals.

[59:35] Allison: Yeah, it should be.

[59:39] ANDREW Learn: I designed it to be that way.

[59:43] Allison: I designed it to be that way. So hard. I feel like oh my god, I feel bad.

[59:52] ANDREW Learn: It was hard. Okay, Emily. This is the attitude that we love. In my eyes, um holla blind.

[1:00:03] ANDREW Learn: Okay, I'm gonna start grading. Two minutes, that's four crushed Glee Cast version by Glee Cat. That's beautiful.

[1:00:19] Allison: Thank you.

[1:00:24] ANDREW Learn: This thing around here. Hard luck. Turn it up.

[1:00:28] Allison: I think so. You know the finer thing. Check it out.

[1:00:46] ANDREW Learn: So devilish, uh, you like to dance at the hip hop spot, and you cruise at the cruise like an ectodes. Not just urban, she likes the pop because she was living the beat aloca.

[1:00:55] Allison: Living the Vida Loca.

[1:00:58] ANDREW Learn: What you but I think we're singing again again. This should be our lives if we were just like streamers.

[1:01:07] Allison: All not long. Let me see that song.

[1:01:17] ANDREW Learn: That song's a thong thong song. Maybe make it booty go. Oh that song's a thumb phone song. That girl's so scandalous, and you know it never got.

[1:01:34] ANDREW Learn: Time's up!

[1:01:35] Allison: She likes to dance at the hip hop spots. You're grading right now.

[1:01:45] ANDREW Learn: Okay. I think it's crazy that we both have our cameras on. Nothing is happening.

[1:01:51] Allison: That's okay. People can just look at us.

[1:01:54] ANDREW Learn: What? Um anybody want to talk about anything?

[1:01:57] Allison: Let me see that song. Baby!

[1:02:13] ANDREW Learn: Anything but bleak.

[1:02:14] Allison: No one wants to talk about believe.

[1:02:23] ANDREW Learn: Well, you could go through the answers if you wanted to.

[1:02:27] Allison: Oh, I could.

[1:02:29] ANDREW Learn: Okay, we're gonna need to turn that man down.

[1:02:31] Allison: Yeah, we're turning him down.

[1:02:33] ANDREW Learn: You can you can go through I've graded up to round two, question two. So all the answers are submitted. Um I'm going to be going uh through all the questions, question by question. Um, as I say the questions, I want to see y'all in the comments saying what your answers were. Um, round number one, question number one. What was the first song pulled on the goddamn Glackett? That was you can't touch this. Um, what is the only new unique wolo not going through to the second round of the Glackett? We are looking for the answer is love, child. That is absolutely correct.

[1:03:02] ANDREW Learn: Um, what is the only Quolo not going through to the second round of the Glackett? We are looking for Papa Don't Preach. Absolutely correct. Oh my god, they're in their correct era. Um, there were six Blam duets featured on the hitbox show Glee. How many of those duets are living to see another day in the goddamn Glackett? That's zero. Because I don't like Blam. How do you feel about Blam generally, Allison?

[1:03:38] Allison: Um They're fine. I don't think it's doing anything for me. I don't think it's for us. I don't understand. I don't know who it was made for, but it's not me.

[1:03:49] ANDREW Learn: Definitely the people in the chat because they're really upset. Um, okay, so uh going on to round number two. Um, who was our very first Gleek the Week? We are looking for first name and last name. Ooh, I'm only seeing first names. Jenny Gorlik. That's absolutely correct, Whitney. Um, Jenny G. Um, question two. How many Glee Project contestants have been guests on this podcast? Eight, four, nine, six, seven. I'll let you know when I see a correct answer. That's so rude. Um, five, ten, seven. Okay, eleven. Neckbrace Cherio was the first person to get the correct answer. That is 11 Glee Project contestants. Um, it is really crazy when you really add them all up. Um, question number three What is the definition of bulletproof hospitality and which dream gleek invented it? We two-part answer. We're looking for Mike's Mike and something indestructible.

[1:04:57] ANDREW Learn: Yeah, uh what is like the official answer that we're looking for? For which one?

[1:05:02] Allison: For CIA level serve.

[1:05:05] ANDREW Learn: A CIA level serve. Would we take indestructible serve?

[1:05:10] Allison: No.

[1:05:11] ANDREW Learn: Okay. Maybe, yes. I don't know what I accepted anything that said CIA level. And then question number four of round number two. Which celebrity did Chase O'Donnell see auditioning for the role of Kitty Wild? We are looking for AJ Mashalka? Is that correct?

[1:05:31] Allison: AJ Mashaka.

[1:05:35] ANDREW Learn: Somebody said you give up lawyer vibes in the next question. Well, because I think it doesn't help that I'm like wearing a goddamn laser. Um okay, question uh round number three, question number one. Um, what is my day job? What do I do to make money?

[1:05:55] ANDREW Learn: Marketing or PR. Lawyer?

[1:05:59] Allison: I I do, yes. Um I am a podcast producer. Did anybody guess um uh what show I currently and the answers did anybody guess correctly what show I produce? No, nobody guessed. No one knows. Um I am currently working on um the hit podcast um Fake the Nation uh with Negin Farsad, which regularly um releases succession recap podcasts as well, if there are any succession gleakies in the chat.

[1:06:33] ANDREW Learn: Succession bleeks! Oh god. Grading the last one is really hard. The one with all the like episodes. Oh. Do you need help?

[1:06:45] Allison: Nope.

[1:06:46] ANDREW Learn: You're in your independent era.

[1:06:49] Allison: Ah.

[1:06:52] ANDREW Learn: Wait. Maybe. Thong the dung thong dong. Is there anything I could do to like talk out loud? That would help?

[1:07:04] Allison: Um, I think what I will do is read. I'm gonna read the answers for round four, question one, and then you're gonna tell me if it's right or not.

[1:07:23] ANDREW Learn: Okay. Wait, wait, do you want to can I get there first? Because I'm only on question two of the questions.

[1:07:29] Allison: Yes, yes, you can. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

[1:07:31] ANDREW Learn: Okay. Uh round three, question number two. Um, who did Allison dress at as at the Broadway rave? A rave, of course, is where you go.

[1:07:40] Allison: Yes.

[1:07:40] ANDREW Learn: Um, Elle Woods um is the correct answer. Uh question number three. Which Glee star canceled their concert that Allison was supposed to go to part one, and will she ever forgive them part two?

[1:07:50] Allison: No.

[1:07:52] ANDREW Learn: Um, okay, see, I'm seeing like a lot of Darren, but I'm seeing our first Leah Michelle. Um, and so my question for you, Allison, would be Did anybody guess both Darren and Leah?

[1:08:03] Allison: I don't know if anybody did. I see Leah, I see Darren, I see Darren, I see Darren, I see Leah, I see Leah, I see Darren, I see.

[1:08:13] ANDREW Learn: Um Darren, didn't Leah Michelle Sephardie also do this?

[1:08:17] Allison: Yes, she did.

[1:08:18] ANDREW Learn: So one person. Um Darren, Darren, Darren, Darren. Um, she will forgive him when he teaches her boyfriend how to dance with her. That was great. Um, and what I guess the question for me as well for you would be will you ever forgive them?

[1:08:35] Allison: Nope.

[1:08:36] ANDREW Learn: No. That is the correct answer. No. Uh, question number four of round number three. What is Allison's least favorite funny girl song? Song that she really just she she likes the first half of it, but it's still even the first half being good.

[1:09:00] ANDREW Learn: That's a 46 expressions.

[1:09:02] ANDREW Learn: Stick around for the jokes.

[1:09:03] ANDREW Learn: Stick around.

[1:09:04] ANDREW Learn: I'm a bagel and a plate full of onion rolls.

[1:09:07] ANDREW Learn: That's not an I'm the greatest star, but it's coded.

[1:09:11] ANDREW Learn: It's I know.

[1:09:12] ANDREW Learn: It's not in the song, but it's at the very beginning.

[1:09:15] ANDREW Learn: Like right before it.

[1:09:16] ANDREW Learn: It's yeah, it's not officially in like the MB3, but yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[1:09:19] ANDREW Learn: Yeah.

[1:09:20] ANDREW Learn: What's your least favorite Christmas song?

[1:09:21] Allison: Oh, Elena, I'm so glad you asked that. Everybody's been asking.

[1:09:30] Allison: I'm gonna say the first half of I'm the greatest star.

[1:09:36] ANDREW Learn: Wait, what's yours?

[1:09:40] Allison: Um I agree. Not really getting me in the spirit at all.

[1:09:48] ANDREW Learn: No.

[1:09:49] ANDREW Learn: Um, okay.

[1:09:51] ANDREW Learn: So are we ready to do this little interactive grading thing?

[1:09:55] Allison: Yeah, round four, question one.

[1:09:58] ANDREW Learn: I'm gonna read a bunch of every song going through to round two.

[1:10:01] Allison: Yes, and you're gonna tell me if this is one of 'em.

[1:10:05] ANDREW Learn: Katie Urgaga?

[1:10:07] Allison: Yes.

[1:10:08] ANDREW Learn: Never been kissed?

[1:10:10] Allison: No.

[1:10:10] ANDREW Learn: Breakup?

[1:10:11] Allison: No.

[1:10:12] ANDREW Learn: Rumors?

[1:10:13] Allison: No.

[1:10:14] ANDREW Learn: Nationals?

[1:10:15] Allison: Season three?

[1:10:16] ANDREW Learn: No.

[1:10:17] Allison: Wheels?

[1:10:18] ANDREW Learn: No.

[1:10:18] Allison: Blame it on the alcohol?

[1:10:20] ANDREW Learn: No.

[1:10:20] Allison: Roads not taken?

[1:10:22] ANDREW Learn: Yes.

[1:10:22] Allison: A hundred?

[1:10:24] ANDREW Learn: Yes.

[1:10:24] Allison: Funeral?

[1:10:26] ANDREW Learn: No.

[1:10:26] Allison: Rocky Horror Glee Show?

[1:10:28] ANDREW Learn: No.

[1:10:31] Allison: Katie or Agaga?

[1:10:32] ANDREW Learn: Yes.

[1:10:33] Allison: Quarterback?

[1:10:34] ANDREW Learn: No.

[1:10:35] Allison: Blame it on the Alcohol?

[1:10:37] ANDREW Learn: No.

[1:10:37] Allison: Sylvester Shuffle?

[1:10:39] ANDREW Learn: No.

[1:10:39] Allison: Prom Queen?

[1:10:41] ANDREW Learn: No.

[1:10:42] Allison: Britney Brittany?

[1:10:43] ANDREW Learn: No.

[1:10:45] Allison: Duets?

[1:10:46] ANDREW Learn: No.

[1:10:47] Allison: Pilot?

[1:10:48] ANDREW Learn: No.

[1:10:49] Allison: Nationals?

[1:10:50] ANDREW Learn: Uh no.

[1:10:53] Allison: Vitamin D?

[1:10:54] ANDREW Learn: Yes.

[1:10:55] Allison: Rumors?

[1:10:56] ANDREW Learn: No.

[1:10:57] Allison: Preggers?

[1:10:59] ANDREW Learn: No.

[1:11:00] Allison: Season three, one.

[1:11:02] ANDREW Learn: No.

[1:11:04] Allison: Nationals?

[1:11:05] ANDREW Learn: No.

[1:11:06] Allison: Okay.

[1:11:07] ANDREW Learn: And then question two.

[1:11:09] Allison: Name an episode that has no songs going through to round two.

[1:11:13] ANDREW Learn: Uh Christmas.

[1:11:17] Allison: Any Christmas episode?

[1:11:19] ANDREW Learn: No.

[1:11:20] Allison: Puppet Master.

[1:11:22] ANDREW Learn: Wait, so I'm saying if you say a correct answer, I will say yes.

[1:11:27] Allison: Yes.

[1:11:28] ANDREW Learn: For the record.

[1:11:28] Allison: Okay.

[1:11:29] ANDREW Learn: Okay.

[1:11:29] Allison: Puppet Master?

[1:11:31] ANDREW Learn: No.

[1:11:32] Allison: Previously unaired?

[1:11:33] ANDREW Learn: No.

[1:11:36] Allison: Makeover?

[1:11:37] ANDREW Learn: Yes.

[1:11:39] Allison: Hundred?

[1:11:41] ANDREW Learn: No.

[1:11:42] Allison: Preggers?

[1:11:43] ANDREW Learn: Yes.

[1:11:44] Allison: Bash?

[1:11:45] ANDREW Learn: No.

[1:11:47] Allison: Tested?

[1:11:48] ANDREW Learn: Yes.

[1:11:49] Allison: Pilot?

[1:11:50] ANDREW Learn: No.

[1:11:53] Allison: Craigers is yes.

[1:11:54] ANDREW Learn: Akafellas?

[1:11:55] Allison: No.

[1:11:56] ANDREW Learn: Old Dog's new tricks?

[1:11:58] Allison: No.

[1:11:59] ANDREW Learn: Funk?

[1:12:00] Allison: No.

[1:12:01] ANDREW Learn: Glee actually?

[1:12:02] Allison: No.

[1:12:03] ANDREW Learn: Akafellas?

[1:12:04] Allison: No.

[1:12:06] ANDREW Learn: And tested.

[1:12:07] Allison: Okay.

[1:12:08] ANDREW Learn: Tested, yes.

[1:12:10] Allison: Okay, I have our final scores.

[1:12:12] ANDREW Learn: Okay, and just for the record, let the record show.

[1:12:15] ANDREW Learn: Um, name an episode that has every song going through to round two.

[1:12:18] ANDREW Learn: Those um episodes are Rose Not Taken, Vitamin D, Born This Way, Akadi Origaga, and 100, and name an episode that has no songs going through to round two.

[1:12:28] ANDREW Learn: And those episodes are Pregers, Makeover, All or Nothing, and Tested.

[1:12:32] Allison: I was very surprised that All or Nothing doesn't have a single song going through.

[1:12:37] ANDREW Learn: Thanksgiving?

[1:12:38] Allison: I am seeing Sarah in the chat saying Thanksgiving too.

[1:12:41] ANDREW Learn: However, we still have one song left to pull for Thanksgiving, and that of course is Gangnam style.

[1:12:48] Allison: Um question number two.

[1:12:50] ANDREW Learn: I'm waiting for them to play Gangnam Style.

[1:12:54] ANDREW Learn: Um question number three.

[1:12:56] ANDREW Learn: Uh if Gangnam style does go through, I believe that every song will be going through, though.

[1:13:01] ANDREW Learn: Um, but I guess don't count your chickens.

[1:13:04] Allison: Um question number three of round number four, which season of Glee has the most songs going through?

[1:13:09] ANDREW Learn: My job is to count chickens.

[1:13:11] Allison: Okay, but do you really have chickens at the zoo?

[1:13:13] ANDREW Learn: No.

[1:13:14] ANDREW Learn: We do have chickens at the zoo, but not in my department.

[1:13:16] Allison: Okay.

[1:13:17] Allison: They're with another Alice in.

[1:13:19] ANDREW Learn: Yeah.

[1:13:20] ANDREW Learn: Um, which season of Glee has the most songs going through?

[1:13:23] Allison: And uh people are saying two, and they would absolutely be correct.

[1:13:29] ANDREW Learn: People are saying three, and they would be incorrect.

[1:13:31] ANDREW Learn: I'm so sorry.

[1:13:32] Allison: Um, question number four.

[1:13:33] Allison: Which season of Glee has the most songs staying behind?

[1:13:37] ANDREW Learn: Staying behind means losing.

[1:13:39] Allison: Um, and um seeing a number of people saying five, one, uh, six, uh, the correct answer is actually four.

[1:13:50] ANDREW Learn: So how are we doing in terms of grading?

[1:13:52] Allison: I'm all done, and I've got a prize to give away.

[1:13:55] ANDREW Learn: Okay, then do it.

[1:13:57] Allison: I want to share my screen and show you all how you did.

[1:14:02] ANDREW Learn: That sounds like incriminating and scary, but it's like look at what you did.

[1:14:06] Allison: Look what you made me do.

[1:14:09] ANDREW Learn: Okay, so this is so impressive that you did this.

[1:14:12] Allison: I know.

[1:14:12] ANDREW Learn: Going home with our first place prize tonight, which is the only prize we're giving away, is Amanda.

[1:14:21] Allison: Thank you so much, Amanda.

[1:14:23] ANDREW Learn: Um, if you could slide into our DMs.

[1:14:26] Allison: I'm writing your name down.

[1:14:28] ANDREW Learn: Um, you are getting some glurch.

[1:14:31] Allison: Oh my goodness.

[1:14:32] ANDREW Learn: Cute little glee t-shirt.

[1:14:35] Allison: Um Amanda, this is huge for you.

[1:14:38] ANDREW Learn: I'm very excited.

[1:14:39] Allison: Uh, we'll communicate with you via DMs and figure it out.

[1:14:44] ANDREW Learn: Can I sort by points, Joe?

[1:14:46] Joe: Um uh yeah, I think that if you do like if you go up to the T column and then you do sort by, I think they're A to Z.

[1:15:00] ANDREW Learn: Does that do anything?

[1:15:01] Joe: Yes.

[1:15:02] ANDREW Learn: Yeah.

[1:15:03] Joe: It does.

[1:15:04] ANDREW Learn: Um, so Amanda.

[1:15:08] ANDREW Learn: Z to A.

[1:15:09] ANDREW Learn: Amanda, then tie for third, second place.

[1:15:14] ANDREW Learn: Three people.

[1:15:15] ANDREW Learn: Amelia, Joseph, Whitney.

[1:15:18] ANDREW Learn: Gosh.

[1:15:20] ANDREW Learn: Close behind are Sarah Loving and Andrea.

[1:15:23] ANDREW Learn: Tess.

[1:15:24] Allison: I love it.

[1:15:24] ANDREW Learn: Tess.

[1:15:25] Allison: Who is Tess?

[1:15:26] ANDREW Learn: Tess.

[1:15:27] Allison: It is me.

[1:15:30] ANDREW Learn: Only got 10 points.

[1:15:32] Allison: Only got 10 points.

[1:15:35] ANDREW Learn: But gosh, I just want to shout out everybody that's here.

[1:15:38] ANDREW Learn: Joe, Isabel, Kaylee, Emily, Danielle, Brynn, Kate, River, Jayden, Leslie, Lily, Michelle, Bella, Addison, Ari, Hayden, Casey, Kat Cassie, Elena, Angelina, and Carrie.

[1:15:58] Allison: And partaking, partaking in Glivia.

[1:16:03] ANDREW Learn: That's beautiful.

[1:16:04] Allison: Did we have fun?

[1:16:05] ANDREW Learn: We had so much fun.

[1:16:07] Allison: We had so much fun.

[1:16:09] ANDREW Learn: I am gonna quickly make a Google form for our final, final.

[1:16:17] Allison: Not a Google Slides, you stupid bitch.

[1:16:19] ANDREW Learn: I'm talking to myself.

[1:16:20] ANDREW Learn: Um for our final thing that we're doing.

[1:16:24] ANDREW Learn: And I'm just gonna title this form He He.

[1:16:27] Allison: Okay, he he indeed, because as it turns out, like I know that people are gonna be like, you're y'all rigging this, y'all crazy, y'all stupid.

[1:16:36] ANDREW Learn: We are stupid.

[1:16:37] ANDREW Learn: That is absolutely correct.

[1:16:39] ANDREW Learn: Um we did the absolute math wrong, and we said that there needed to be seven songs that needed to come back for round two to make sense.

[1:16:48] ANDREW Learn: And um, and as it turns out, we still need to bring back two more songs.

[1:16:56] Allison: Um round two has it makes sense.

[1:17:01] ANDREW Learn: Okay.

[1:17:02] ANDREW Learn: Um, and so what we're gonna be doing, everyone's going absolutely crazy, audio media.

[1:17:07] Allison: Crazy in the chat.

[1:17:08] ANDREW Learn: Um so uh so what we're going to be doing is since we're bringing back two songs, Allison has um brought back or I have a competition for us.

[1:17:20] Allison: Has a competition, and I have a competition as well.

[1:17:22] ANDREW Learn: So my competition that you will all be voting in is which song do you want to come back?

[1:17:30] ANDREW Learn: I still believe super bass or against all odds.

[1:17:35] ANDREW Learn: You can't have both.

[1:17:37] ANDREW Learn: You can only have one.

[1:17:39] ANDREW Learn: Just one.

[1:17:40] ANDREW Learn: Two songs that we're involved in.

[1:17:43] Allison: Um wait, are we doing I'm gonna send out a Google form once you have announced?

[1:17:49] ANDREW Learn: Oh, okay, okay, we're gonna have a competition.

[1:17:51] ANDREW Learn: I will send out the Google form.

[1:17:53] ANDREW Learn: And so you might be wondering what is Andrew bringing back then.

[1:17:57] ANDREW Learn: And those the my two contenders are I went through a list, and the two that I landed on were Trouty Mouth, Miss Her, and Don't Stop Believing, season one Regionals version.

[1:18:13] Allison: Wow.

[1:18:17] ANDREW Learn: Okay, so just to recap, Allison's choices were um against all odds, take a look at me now versus I still believe super bass and mine were uh Don't Stop Believing season one Regionals and Trouty Mouth.

[1:18:32] Allison: And I think we were gonna watch the songs together.

[1:18:36] ANDREW Learn: I think we should just sing them to each other.

[1:18:40] Allison: Give me a sample.

[1:18:41] ANDREW Learn: Um, so my my competition is uh still believe you and me.

[1:18:50] ANDREW Learn: Versus.

[1:18:53] ANDREW Learn: Take a look at me now.

[1:18:57] Allison: Those are the words.

[1:18:59] ANDREW Learn: Um and mine are um guppy fan.

[1:19:05] Allison: Yes.

[1:19:11] ANDREW Learn: Versus.

[1:19:16] ANDREW Learn: The smell of one and she perfume.

[1:19:19] Allison: Smell own.

[1:19:20] ANDREW Learn: But you know what?

[1:19:21] ANDREW Learn: It's not Leah Michelle on the track this time.

[1:19:23] ANDREW Learn: I mean, like Lee Michelle is on the track, but we're talking about the smell of one by Naira Vera, which is much different and much more of a sleigh.

[1:19:30] Allison: Yep.

[1:19:31] ANDREW Learn: Yep.

[1:19:32] ANDREW Learn: Um the form has been sent.

[1:19:35] ANDREW Learn: Please open that and make your choices.

[1:19:38] ANDREW Learn: And we will watch the responses come in live.

[1:19:41] Allison: Wow.

[1:19:42] ANDREW Learn: I'm gonna share my screening.

[1:19:43] ANDREW Learn: Stay in line.

[1:19:44] ANDREW Learn: Stay in line.

[1:19:45] ANDREW Learn: If you are in line to vote, stay.

[1:19:48] ANDREW Learn: Oh gosh.

[1:19:49] ANDREW Learn: I really hate that you can see this pie chart audio medium.

[1:19:55] ANDREW Learn: Start to show up.

[1:19:58] ANDREW Learn: Wow.

[1:19:58] ANDREW Learn: And it naturally just refreshes, or are you pressing refresh?

[1:20:01] Allison: No, it's refreshing on its own.

[1:20:03] ANDREW Learn: Wow.

[1:20:05] ANDREW Learn: Wow.

[1:20:07] ANDREW Learn: Wowie Zowie.

[1:20:08] ANDREW Learn: Wowie Zowie Maui Wowie.

[1:20:11] Allison: How long are we gonna wait for?

[1:20:13] ANDREW Learn: Um, how many people do we have in the chat?

[1:20:17] Allison: I think 28.

[1:20:18] ANDREW Learn: Okay, I think we're almost there.

[1:20:24] Allison: We just need to one more?

[1:20:26] ANDREW Learn: They might not be.

[1:20:27] ANDREW Learn: It's fine.

[1:20:28] ANDREW Learn: But I mean like I think we should consider this.

[1:20:30] ANDREW Learn: Final.

[1:20:31] ANDREW Learn: So coming back to the second round of the Glackett.

[1:20:36] ANDREW Learn: Um, it's a blue sweep.

[1:20:38] ANDREW Learn: I really hate that it's audio medium, the pie chart naturally the colors are the democrats win the house and the senate wow i still believe super bass going through to the next round of the glacket as well as trouty mouth against all odds going to be a republic and i think also don't stop believing yeah is also republican coded so was vice president oh gosh wow that was great okay so we're gonna put those back in our cups I'm gonna write this down I never thought the day would come that trotty mouth would be back but here she is here she is wow gosh okay well wow so concludes our celebration of the first round of the end of the Glackett first round of the end of the Glacket the end of the first round of the Glackett thank you all so much for joining us we did it Joe oh that's got that's good okay love we love it thank you blank you blank you blank you truly can I do this one ooh audio medium you're doing the one hand heart I'm doing the one hand heart I am doing the two hand heart to make the little bit wider heart um but truly truly from the bottom of my glar I want to thank all of you that came out um anybody that can continue continues to listen uh if you're here and you you are uh it's a crazy time, um particular, thank you.

[1:22:21] ANDREW Learn: And yeah, I'm actually obsessed.

[1:22:24] ANDREW Learn: I love you all.

[1:22:25] ANDREW Learn: Um everybody unlock your doors so I can come give you a good night kiss.

[1:22:31] Allison: That stresses me out just going to bed and be like, I trust my my door to be unlocked and Allison to come on in.

[1:22:40] ANDREW Learn: Uh please.

[1:22:42] ANDREW Learn: Okay.

[1:22:42] ANDREW Learn: Okay.

[1:22:42] ANDREW Learn: Good night.

[1:22:44] Allison: Good night.