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[0:04] Andrew: Gleeks, um I have two brain cells tonight. Um I am the burnout queen of burnout, and I simply can't exist. But you know what? I'm here for you. I logged on for you, Gleeks, because I love you that much. And I wrote you another goddamn episode of Disney December. Wait, before we get even get into that, um, before your brain cells really work out together and they do like a little Peloton class, what have you. Um, I I wanted to bring to attention um this past month's uh Patreon bonus episode.

[0:46] Andrew: Yeah. Um, which I feel it's important to bring up um tonight in particular because it's Allison wrote a fan fiction in 2011. 2011, um, about Clayne. Um Blaine joins the army, Kurt is upset. Yep you have to become a patron to find out more information. Yep. Um you also need to become a patron just simply to support us. We are logging in week after week, multiple times a week, um, to provide Gleeks with content.

[1:19] Andrew: Um, and so you know it is this is the Christmas episode as well. Oh the gift of giving. It's the gift of giving, and you know, to be honest, we've been doing a lot of it. We've been doing a lot of the giving. We're giving a lot of fucking content. Um and as someone that literally produces podcasts for their job, the money isn't really adding up. And I don't mean that in a mean way. I uh really appreciate everybody that is a patron and that everyone that continues to be a patron.

[1:50] Andrew: Um, you know, it really is three dollars a month that you can become a patron. And so every cent goes to a worthy cause, me and Andrew. Yeah. And we're worthy, and we love you. What's something that you spend three dollars on? That's like a pack of a Starbucks drink.

[2:04] Kaly: Yeah.

[2:09] Andrew: It's a tank of gas where I'm from. Ooh. Wait, Bragg. The subtle Bragg. Gas is a $3.29 here in Minnesota, baby. We can also spend three dollars on Patreon.

[2:25] Andrew: On Patreon. Um, yeah. And a lot of bliss. And between the two of us, a dollar fifty for a dollar fifty. Well, I don't even think that maybe a dollar for each. A dollar does go to Patreon.

[2:38] Kaly: Yeah, Patreon does take money from us.

[2:40] Andrew: Um, okay. But it's fine. I don't want to seem uns like uh whatever, but just become a patron. That's all. We love our patrons.

[2:47] Kaly: We love them.

[2:48] Andrew: We we give them all little kisses when they log in every single day. And we walk into their house and we go, good morning. Beautiful. And then we leave.

[2:57] Andrew: Um Kaly, it's Christmas. There is something I was gonna say. What is your least favorite?

[3:04] Kaly: I have two things. What is your least favorite Christmas song? Go.

[3:08] Andrew: Wait. Didn't we say this in the last episode?

[3:14] Kaly: Did we?

[3:16] Andrew: Wait, you and I have two brain cells, babe. I have not edited the last episode yet. No one cares about the production um timeline of Gleek of the Week.

[3:26] Kaly: But I'm almost positive Did we?

[3:29] Andrew: Yeah.

[3:30] Kaly: Yes, you asked that exact question, and I said, Do they know it's Christmas?

[3:34] Andrew: Is it coming back yet?

[3:36] Kaly: A little bit, yeah.

[3:37] Andrew: Yeah. Well, I was listening to more Christmas music, and I was like, Yeah, this one sucks too. I better bring this up on the podcast.

[3:44] Kaly: Yep.

[3:44] Andrew: Can't remember what it was. Two brain cells, each brain cell thought of those each thoughts. One brain cell eat, one brain cell shit. That's all my body is doing.

[3:56] Kaly: Anyways, okay, well, I'll go fuck myself, I guess. Um number two is uh Glivia is happening.

[4:00] Kaly: Glivia is happening.

[4:07] Andrew: Glee trivia is happening through Trivia Mafia in the Twin Cities general area. I will absolutely be sharing it on Instagram, and uh I hope to catch y'all real Minnesota Gleeks there.

[4:21] Kaly: Uh, because I want, I love it, and I will be wearing my Gleek of the Week shirt. I don't care.

[4:25] Andrew: I love that. Wait, have you acquainted yourself with any um Minnesota Minnesotian Gleeks?

[4:31] Kaly: Minnesodian Gleeks? Um, no. Not that I hadn't previously known. Like there are people coming out of the woodwork that I knew from high school that are like, Allison, I love your podcast.

[4:41] Andrew: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[4:42] Kaly: And I'm just like, I love you.

[4:43] Andrew: Yeah.

[4:44] Kaly: Big kiss. I I go to their house every morning and I give a big kiss and I say good morning, beautiful.

[4:48] Andrew: And that's what you're spending your your gas miles on.

[4:50] Kaly: Exactly.

[4:53] Andrew: Um, but it is happening, and I will share it on all the social gladia, and I hope to see you there. It's gonna be iconic.

[5:00] Kaly: Moving, switching. I feel so dumb that I already asked that goddamn, what's your least because I was like, oh, if this is the Christmas episode, we should talk about that.

[5:07] Kaly: I think this should be a bit that even like in mid-May, I'm gonna be like, Oh, Allison, I have a great question for you. What is your least favorite Christmas song? What is your biggest favorite Christmas song?

[5:18] Andrew: Wow.

[5:20] Kaly: And we just say the same answer every single week.

[5:25] Andrew: Um, Kaly, I wrote another episode.

[5:28] Kaly: I wrote another one.

[5:30] Andrew: Okay, yeah. This one, gotta be honest. What did you think of Descendants?

[5:35] Kaly: What did you think of the Disney Channel original movie Descendants?

[5:38] Andrew: Well, I was trying to make a connection earlier when I was talking about fanfiction that was like very too preemptive because I think that um this entire movie is fanfic.

[5:50] Kaly: Like literally every single character comes in and is like, hi, I'm Mia. Mulan's daughter.

[5:54] Andrew: And it's like yeah, you know, Mulan's daughter. And it's like, girl, like I get that you guys are at a fucking private school, and like private school children love to talk about their parents so goddamn much, and like who the hell they are, but it's like their entire personalities are who their parents are.

[6:13] Kaly: Yeah, and what is this teaching kids?

[6:15] Andrew: What is this teaching kids?

[6:17] Kaly: And also, like the villains, we were texting earlier. The villains all have single parent households, and so I'm like, oh, okay.

[6:25] Andrew: What message is this sending about being a single parent?

[6:28] Kaly: So single parents raise villains. Got it, Disney.

[6:31] Andrew: That's what they're saying. I think Dove Cameron is the most Disney channel female of Disney Channel females.

[6:41] Kaly: She does the damn thing.

[6:43] Andrew: Like she her knees, her Disney knees are kneeing her little.

[6:50] Kaly: No, she's great. She's like great in this role, and her little her lips are amazing.

[6:57] Andrew: I think that we were past the Dove Cameron era. I can only speak for myself.

[7:01] Kaly: Okay.

[7:01] Andrew: Um, but there was a show where Dove Cameron played twins.

[7:06] Kaly: Two.

[7:07] Andrew: What is it called?

[7:08] Kaly: Ooh.

[7:10] Andrew: Not Austin and Alley.

[7:12] Kaly: I was about to say the Greeks are gonna crucify us, but it's like, that's not even Glee adjacent.

[7:12] Andrew: That's not even Glee adjacent. What it she plays like a Dove Cameron that's nerdy and wears glasses, and then you can tell it's a different Dove Cameron because she's popular and doesn't wear glasses.

[7:27] Kaly: Right, right, right.

[7:28] Andrew: It's like Zach and Cody, but there was only Zack.

[7:30] Kaly: But there's only Zack.

[7:33] Andrew: What the fuck?

[7:35] Kaly: Wait, it's called.

[7:36] Andrew: I keep on wanting to say Austin and Allie, but it's it's not.

[7:40] Kaly: It's called Brooke.

[7:46] Andrew: Look it up.

[7:47] Kaly: We have to look it up.

[7:48] Andrew: Because I want to say sister sister, and I know that that's wrong.

[7:51] Kaly: Dove Cameron, yeah, that is definitely wrong.

[7:54] Andrew: That's TN Tamara Maori.

[7:56] Kaly: Um, Dove Cameron TV show is called Liv and Maddie.

[8:01] Andrew: Oh.

[8:02] Kaly: No Brooke to be found.

[8:03] Andrew: The Liv and Maddie.

[8:05] Kaly: Right.

[8:05] Andrew: And it's like, can you imagine like filming? That is so much content.

[8:10] Kaly: That's a lot of content to be giving.

[8:13] Andrew: Like, that's you I hope she's getting double the paycheck if she's playing the game.

[8:16] Kaly: I would say that's almost synonymous with being a Gleek of the Week host.

[8:19] Andrew: Exactly.

[8:20] Kaly: We should get double the pay.

[8:22] Andrew: Double the pay.

[8:23] Kaly: Um, okay.

[8:23] Andrew: Yeah, we're busy. What do you what did you think about the the man, Ben?

[8:30] Kaly: Benny Boo.

[8:31] Andrew: Is Ben, that's Belle and Beast sons.

[8:35] Kaly: Yeah, the love interest.

[8:37] Andrew: Did close to nothing for me. I didn't understand how like he was 16 and became like king at the end.

[8:44] Kaly: I'll be honest. Like, like I was big time on my phone throughout this movie.

[8:48] Andrew: Yeah, me too.

[8:49] Kaly: Um this did really nothing for me. This is like the third time that I've watched it, and I think I described it to you all as accurate as possible.

[8:59] Andrew: Like, this is a movie that if I'm babysitting or with my future children, I'll put it on the TV because I need to make dinner or something.

[9:07] Kaly: And I won't be mad at hearing it.

[9:09] Andrew: Like it won't be like coconut! Don't, don't, don't, don't. Like, I won't be mad about it. It'll be like fun.

[9:17] Kaly: And I'll be like, oh my gosh, I love this song.

[9:18] Andrew: Because I do love the music. I think the music is good.

[9:21] Kaly: The music is very, very good.

[9:23] Andrew: I'm not gonna exhaust myself hating it. I will exhaust myself hating other things, but um, not this.

[9:31] Kaly: No.

[9:31] Andrew: Um, the guy was giving Drew Seely and Zach Ephron.

[9:35] Kaly: Like, I'm not totally sure he was the one singing.

[9:39] Andrew: You and Elias.

[9:40] Kaly: Oh, wait, do you know what Drew?

[9:42] Andrew: I don't even know what Drew Seely looks like. Do you?

[9:44] Kaly: I do, yeah.

[9:45] Andrew: Oh, okay. Wait, how?

[9:47] Kaly: I don't know, honestly.

[9:49] Andrew: Was he in something else?

[9:51] Kaly: Like, why do I know what he looks like in my head? Like, he looks vaguely like Zach Efron, but like a little bit more rugged.

[9:58] Andrew: Oh, yeah, because it's like, why couldn't he have just played Short?

[10:03] Kaly: Exactly.

[10:03] Andrew: He was also an attractive brunette man.

[10:06] Kaly: Yeah.

[10:07] Andrew: Um anyway. I did love my favorite move move my favorite moment in this movie is when he's like, oh, I'm just gonna take a bite out of this fucking chocolate muffin that my girlfriend Mal gave me.

[10:21] Kaly: Yeah, oh well, you have to wait a second for the anti-love potion to work.

[10:25] Andrew: And it's like the TikTok audio that's like he knows.

[10:25] Kaly: He knows he knows.

[10:30] Andrew: Your girlfriend is called Mal, as in Mal intent.

[10:35] Kaly: Girl, do not fucking eat that cupcake.

[10:39] Andrew: You stupid idiot. I hate it.

[10:41] Kaly: Um, and then my final point on the movie before I get into the episode is that when they were like supposed to freeze with magic, you could obviously see people going like audio medium, but I'm not frozen.

[10:56] Andrew: You're not frozen, you're like slightly moving your hand a little bit.

[10:59] Kaly: Like, yeah, you have not been trained in the art of freezing.

[11:02] Andrew: Of freezing. Um I will say that uh final note.

[11:06] Kaly: Um Dove Cameron and Kristen Chenowith, they stay love working together.

[11:11] Andrew: Um again, like this is Wait, what else have they been in?

[11:14] Kaly: They have been in Hairspray Live together.

[11:17] Andrew: I think this might have been chronologically the first time that they worked together, descendants.

[11:21] Kaly: I want to say, I'm not sure what what year did this movie come out?

[11:25] Andrew: That's a good ass question. 2015, I wanna say.

[11:28] Kaly: I want to say like 2016, Hairspray Live happened, and they were playing Amber and Velma von Tussel, and then Miss Baltimore Crabs.

[11:36] Andrew: Miss Baltimore Krabby.

[11:38] Kaly: And um, that was Mother Daughter again.

[11:41] Andrew: And then in Schmigadoon, um, Schmigadoon.

[11:46] Kaly: They don't play mother and daughter, but they they play little townmates, neighbors.

[11:52] Andrew: Yeah.

[11:52] Kaly: Um they're cute.

[11:53] Andrew: They're not like them.

[11:55] Kaly: Yeah.

[11:56] Andrew: I really love Dove Cameron.

[11:57] Kaly: I really like her pop music too.

[11:59] Andrew: Better than fucking Sabrina Carpenter.

[12:00] Kaly: What is like the fucking out.

[12:03] Andrew: I'm I'm better than your boyfriend.

[12:04] Kaly: What's that?

[12:05] Andrew: I can be a better boyfriend than him.

[12:08] Kaly: Yeah.

[12:09] Andrew: Okay.

[12:09] Kaly: So good.

[12:10] Andrew: I love her. Um, she had a couple of songs in one of the after movies, and they've been removed from Spotify for some reason, but they're really good.

[12:17] Kaly: Anyways, let's get into the glee of it all.

[12:20] Andrew: Okay.

[12:20] Kaly: Okay. So going back, the last episode that I did was Hercules, and it was a big curtain Mercedes were there, big Rydeek arc, right?

[12:29] Andrew: Yeah.

[12:29] Kaly: Mm-hmm. Where we left off with Finn and Rachel was that in the uh Little Mermaid episode, Finn finally told Rachel that he had been hooking up with Quinn while they were on a break.

[12:43] Andrew: We were on a break.

[12:46] Kaly: Um you went on for 18 pages.

[12:49] Andrew: Um Finn's quote.

[12:52] Kaly: Another friend's quote.

[12:54] Andrew: Okay.

[12:54] Kaly: I'm not gonna unpack that.

[12:56] Andrew: No.

[12:57] Kaly: Um, Finn is in the DOG dog house, okay.

[13:01] Andrew: You keep that dog in him.

[13:03] Kaly: He bark bark, bitch. Like he's after telling Rachel about Quinn, and he starts the episode with a voiceover.

[13:10] Andrew: He's back at McKinley.

[13:11] Kaly: Um just to recenter himself, help Mr. Shu get the kids to nationals.

[13:17] Andrew: Um, but he's pulling a will and kind of making every problem the kids have about himself.

[13:22] Kaly: Right.

[13:23] Andrew: The kids are in the background of the choir room, and Finn is just beep bopping around.

[13:28] Kaly: I love that.

[13:29] Andrew: Um, and so he goes to Will for advice on Rachel, and he's like, Mr. Shu, uh, you know, Rachel, like what what do I do to get her back? I need to get her back.

[13:38] Kaly: And Will's like, you know, Rachel, you gotta go big or you gotta go home, right?

[13:43] Andrew: And um, so Finn is gonna book another flight to New York City. How he's affording this, I have no goddamn idea.

[13:50] Kaly: Yeah.

[13:50] Andrew: Um, he storms into Niada and will sing this somehow perfectly choreographed.

[13:57] Kaly: Can you give me screen share?

[13:58] Andrew: Oh fuck.

[13:59] Kaly: Yeah, sorry.

[14:00] Andrew: Thank you. You responded to that in the very first way that you don't usually. You're usually like, yeah, of course.

[14:10] Andrew: I'm like, I feel like that bit is tired.

[14:14] Kaly: Okay, so he's gonna sing this in an attempt to uh get her back.

[14:20] Andrew: Let me put all of my tabs in a perfect little beautiful.

[14:26] Kaly: I'm gonna scatter back my world like a sneaker been right.

[14:29] Andrew: So now I'm living just love her, and I won't ever stop.

[14:32] Kaly: I'm never to think that you happen to look at that, even now.

[14:36] Andrew: Get what you're done, you gotta do it.

[14:37] Kaly: Down on my knees because my girl could use it.

[14:40] Andrew: Ridiculous.

[14:53] Kaly: It's just not a give my kingdom, but just won't kiss what the So good.

[15:01] Andrew: I will say, this is the only song by a mile that I would play again from this soundtrack.

[15:06] Kaly: I love this.

[15:08] Andrew: I loved this song.

[15:10] Kaly: This is good.

[15:11] Andrew: So good.

[15:12] Kaly: And I do think that it had Ryder solo written all over it, but I just gave Ryder a whole goddamn episode.

[15:18] Andrew: Uh-huh.

[15:19] Kaly: So we haven't seen the reviews of that episode, so I don't know how people are gonna feel about that episode.

[15:26] Andrew: It's fan fiction, everyone.

[15:28] Kaly: It's not real.

[15:29] Andrew: Right.

[15:30] Kaly: Um he Finn is gonna ask Rachel for a second chance, and she, of course, says yes.

[15:36] Andrew: She said yes.

[15:37] Kaly: Um back at the school, we're gonna get a kitty arc.

[15:41] Andrew: Yeah.

[15:42] Kaly: You never thought we'd say those two words, but together.

[15:44] Andrew: I feel like you're spending a lot of time with like the new characters instead of like.

[15:48] Kaly: No, that's the thing.

[15:49] Andrew: I finished this episode and I was like, where the fuck is Tina Sam and Artie?

[15:52] Kaly: Like okay, great.

[15:54] Andrew: Genuinely.

[15:55] Kaly: Spoiler alert.

[15:56] Andrew: Nowhere to be found.

[15:57] Kaly: Nowhere to be found.

[15:58] Andrew: Even Blaine doesn't even have a story.

[16:00] Kaly: They're just coasting in the background.

[16:01] Andrew: Got it.

[16:02] Kaly: Um we're gonna get some depth into the kitty character.

[16:06] Andrew: We follow her home after Cheerio's practice one day, and it turns out her home life fucking sucks.

[16:12] Kaly: Uh she's got a deadbeat drunk dad and a mom that is taking care of her pregnant sister's baby, teen mom, her her teen mom's sister's baby.

[16:25] Andrew: I feel like that is canon that kitty has a sister for some reason.

[16:28] Kaly: Yeah, I don't know.

[16:30] Andrew: I'm gonna say that's correct.

[16:32] Kaly: Okay.

[16:32] Andrew: Thank you.

[16:33] Kaly: Um Kitty is trying to get schoolwork done at the kitchen table, but the house is just too crazy.

[16:38] Andrew: And so she goes to her room and she calls Jake, someone that she secretly, like it feels on the surface just like a hookup.

[16:46] Kaly: She loves this man and she wants to be with him.

[16:49] Andrew: Okay.

[16:50] Kaly: So she calls Jake.

[16:51] Andrew: Um, he doesn't take their relationship too seriously.

[16:54] Kaly: So when she calls, he's like, Oh, you just want to hook up.

[16:56] Andrew: Like, obviously, come over, like duh.

[16:58] Kaly: Yeah.

[16:59] Andrew: And uh, this is how it always goes.

[17:02] Kaly: Kitty goes to his house, they have sex, um, and she she tries to like kind of edge into a real life conversation.

[17:10] Andrew: Right.

[17:10] Kaly: Uh, but he blows her off.

[17:12] Andrew: But it's all about the kitty.

[17:13] Kaly: Yeah.

[17:13] Andrew: It's all about the kitty.

[17:15] Kaly: Uh the kitty kitty's kitty.

[17:17] Andrew: Um, and then she uh is gonna sing this song.

[17:24] Kaly: Oh million thoughts in my head should've let my heart keep listening.

[17:35] Andrew: Cause up to now I've walks the line.

[17:39] Kaly: Nothing lost, but something missing.

[17:45] Andrew: I can't decide what's wrong, what's right, which way should I come?

[17:54] Kaly: Only I knew what my heart was telling me.

[18:00] Andrew: Kitty solo written all over it.

[18:02] Kaly: I am O.

[18:02] Andrew: Okay.

[18:03] Kaly: Okay.

[18:04] Andrew: Kitty only got two solos in the series.

[18:06] Kaly: Um, so uh I don't even know how you would identify Sign Seal Delivered and look at me on Sandra D into one thing.

[18:16] Andrew: Um but yeah, uh I will say that this was the song that I was like, this was I I tapped out.

[18:22] Kaly: Really, you didn't like the song.

[18:24] Andrew: Did it the fuck Do you like it?

[18:25] Kaly: Uh the first time I watched this movie, I was like, I fucking love this song.

[18:29] Andrew: I and then they had a reprise, and I was like, okay, absolutely.

[18:32] Kaly: I feel vindicated in my decision.

[18:36] Andrew: Okay, okay, okay.

[18:40] Kaly: Um that ends the kitty scene.

[18:42] Andrew: Yeah.

[18:43] Kaly: We're gonna come back from a commercial break, and Sue is up to her evil schemes again.

[18:47] Andrew: Since vocal adrenaline is going to nationals too, she's gonna stop in a check in on Ghouls B, right?

[18:53] Kaly: Uh-huh.

[18:53] Andrew: Vocal adrenaline is singing this because this is not a new direction song.

[18:58] Kaly: This is a vocal adrenaline song.

[19:05] Andrew: Who's the baddest of them all?

[19:09] Kaly: Welcome to my wicked world.

[19:15] Andrew: I'm not into the core core.

[19:19] Kaly: I'm running to the core core.

[19:27] Andrew: I'm running too.

[19:33] Kaly: Yeah, you are.

[19:34] Andrew: I didn't think this was a bad song.

[19:36] Kaly: I will say, as a vocal adrenaline song, it's like, okay, they're fully acknowledging they are the villains.

[19:42] Andrew: Yeah.

[19:43] Kaly: It's like they aren't even like the heroes of their own stories.

[19:48] Andrew: No, they're just mean.

[19:49] Kaly: They're just fucking mean.

[19:50] Andrew: Got it.

[19:51] Kaly: Um, that and uh Sue needs Goolsby's help with what might be her most diabolical plan yet, okay?

[19:59] Andrew: Yeah.

[20:00] Kaly: Commercial break again.

[20:01] Andrew: Um, Kitty is walking in the hallway with her minions when Jake crosses her path.

[20:06] Kaly: She shoes everyone away so she can talk to him real BFFR one-on-one.

[20:10] Andrew: Right.

[20:10] Kaly: Um, she's honest, she needs to talk with him about how she feels.

[20:13] Andrew: She's brutally honest, detailing all of her feelings.

[20:16] Kaly: Jake can't do it.

[20:17] Andrew: Sorry, girly.

[20:18] Kaly: I gotta be free.

[20:19] Andrew: Buckerman's can't be tied down.

[20:21] Kaly: Uh, and Kitty is alone in the hallway, heartbroken.

[20:24] Andrew: Damn.

[20:24] Kaly: Just like standing there, like audio medium.

[20:28] Andrew: She's standing there, like, yeah.

[20:33] Kaly: Rachel and Finn are out on their rekindling date, and it's a surprise.

[20:38] Andrew: They're going to Niada.

[20:39] Kaly: Kurt got in, by the way.

[20:40] Andrew: Okay.

[20:41] Kaly: And the Adams Apples off screen.

[20:43] Andrew: Uh, and the Adams apples are performing this song.

[20:47] Kaly: Oh.

[20:57] Andrew: That's right.

[20:58] Kaly: That's and leave me.

[21:05] Andrew: We only live sounds by the green stuff.

[21:08] Kaly: They can dance, dance, dance.

[21:09] Andrew: After all, miss, this is friends phrase.

[21:11] Kaly: Uh-huh.

[21:11] Andrew: And a different.

[21:12] Kaly: I love this myth.

[21:12] Andrew: It's never never second best.

[21:15] Kaly: Come on.

[21:15] Andrew: Go on.

[21:17] Kaly: I was curious how you're gonna fit this in.

[21:20] Andrew: And that is the perfect way.

[21:21] Kaly: I feel like this is almost synonymous with Baby Got Back.

[21:26] Andrew: Yes.

[21:27] Kaly: Yeah.

[21:27] Andrew: I would say so.

[21:28] Kaly: Yeah, absolutely.

[21:29] Andrew: The uh guess.

[21:30] Kaly: The uh guest.

[21:32] Andrew: Um it's so cute.

[21:34] Kaly: That's what I have.

[21:35] Andrew: It's so cute!

[21:35] Kaly: Oh, it's so cute.

[21:36] Andrew: Um, so meanwhile, Sue is plotting.

[21:39] Kaly: She calls in Kitty and Becky, uh, who are her Cheerios captains.

[21:43] Andrew: Yeah.

[21:44] Kaly: Uh she makes a comment about Kitty being down in the dumps for no goddamn reason.

[21:48] Andrew: You need to perk up in order to help me with my latest evil plan.

[21:51] Kaly: Uh, and she is going to sing.

[21:57] Andrew: Don't you wanna be evil like me?

[22:00] Kaly: Don't you wanna be mean?

[22:03] Andrew: Don't you wanna make mischief your daily routine?

[22:08] Kaly: Where you can spend your life attending to the pool.

[22:14] Andrew: But when you're evil doing less, is doing more.

[22:20] Kaly: That's exactly who I thought would sing this because I was thinking if this were the last episode, it would be Santana and Sue.

[22:28] Andrew: Yeah.

[22:29] Kaly: But I was like, it's gonna be Kitty and Sue.

[22:32] Andrew: Yep.

[22:33] Kaly: I'm on board.

[22:34] Andrew: Yes!

[22:36] Kaly: Okay.

[22:37] Andrew: Uh Sue reveals she is going to exploit all of New Direction's weaknesses.

[22:41] Kaly: Yeah.

[22:41] Andrew: They're kind of in this ebb and flow.

[22:43] Kaly: Marley's going to therapy.

[22:44] Andrew: Unique and Ryder just started dating.

[22:46] Kaly: Jake is about to graduate and is thinking about what he wants to do with his life.

[22:49] Andrew: Artie Tina Blaine, they're there.

[22:51] Kaly: And Sam, I guess.

[22:52] Andrew: Are you Nick and Ryder publicly dating?

[22:54] Kaly: Yes.

[22:55] Andrew: Oh, okay.

[22:56] Kaly: Good.

[22:56] Andrew: Yeah, publicly.

[22:57] Kaly: Um, she's going to fund funnel all of her remaining Cheerios funds into vocal adrenaline, and she's got a secret weapon up her sleeve.

[23:06] Andrew: Someone who's been craving a bloodbath.

[23:09] Kaly: Who walks out from behind her?

[23:11] Andrew: Lindsay Pierce.

[23:13] Kaly: No.

[23:17] Andrew: It is gonna be a bloodbath.

[23:20] Kaly: Yeah!

[23:21] Andrew: Wow.

[23:24] Kaly: Wait, is that the end of the episode?

[23:26] Andrew: That's the end of the episode.

[23:27] Kaly: We see Lindsay Pierce done.

[23:28] Andrew: Done.

[23:29] Kaly: Wait, can we at least get a number?

[23:31] Andrew: Is there no more descendant songs that she could have sung at the end of the episode?

[23:35] Kaly: There's one more from the end of the movie and or the reprise of if only, but

[23:41] Andrew: Oh.

[23:42] Kaly: Wow.

[23:43] Andrew: Okay.

[23:45] Kaly: I have been waiting for this one.

[23:47] Andrew: Wow.

[23:48] Kaly: You have been waiting for this one.

[23:49] Andrew: Turn it up.

[23:49] Kaly: Lindsay Pierce is coming back.

[23:51] Andrew: And she's gonna be heavy in our next episode of Lemonade Mouth.

[23:53] Kaly: What I know nothing about.

[23:56] Andrew: God on now I need to set a time to watch.

[24:00] Kaly: Lemonade Mouth.

[24:01] Andrew: Is it Bridget Medler?

[24:03] Kaly: I can't even tell you.

[24:06] Andrew: But wait, my question is.

[24:09] Kaly: Do you think the casual fan at the end of this episode would be like, oh, I know who that girl is.

[24:16] Andrew: I remember her a full like year later.

[24:20] Kaly: I don't think so, but I do think that the internet would go cuckoo bananas.

[24:26] Andrew: Okay.

[24:27] Kaly: Part of the internet.

[24:28] Andrew: Part of the internet.

[24:29] Kaly: Not all of the internet, surprisingly, is a Lindsay Pierce fan.

[24:33] Andrew: Is the Lindsay Pierce fan?

[24:35] Kaly: But the important people do.

[24:38] Andrew: Okay.

[24:38] Kaly: And they will go crazy.

[24:39] Andrew: Yeah.

[24:39] Kaly: Go crazy, go stupid.

[24:40] Andrew: No, I love it.

[24:41] Kaly: Signing off.

[24:42] Andrew: Um.

[24:42] Kaly: Thank you.

[24:43] Andrew: This is maybe maybe top two, top three episodes.

[24:46] Kaly: So far, I really like this one.

[24:49] Andrew: Really?

[24:50] Kaly: I was about to start this episode and be like, Andrew, this is my worst work yet.

[24:53] Andrew: No, I think this is fine.

[24:54] Kaly: This is good.

[24:55] Andrew: Like, I I liked all the choices that you made.

[24:57] Kaly: It was fine.

[24:58] Andrew: Thank you.

[24:58] Kaly: It was good.

[24:59] Andrew: Is it because I just agreed with you?

[25:01] Kaly: Maybe.

[25:02] Andrew: Yeah.

[25:03] Kaly: Um, what are you doing?

[25:04] Andrew: We're on the same wavelength of everything.

[25:06] Kaly: Uh, what songs are you manifesting this week?

[25:09] Andrew: Ooh, tonight.

[25:11] Kaly: Tonight, tonight.

[25:14] Andrew: Already pulled it.

[25:14] Kaly: Um, not that.

[25:15] Andrew: Uh, I'm not manifesting that.

[25:17] Kaly: Um.

[25:19] Andrew: What am I manifesting?

[25:20] Kaly: Can I go to the Gleek of the Week?

[25:22] Andrew: Remaining Songs.

[25:23] Kaly: Remaining Songs plays list and click shuffle.

[25:25] Andrew: Yeah.

[25:26] Kaly: Okay, here we go.

[25:28] Andrew: Don't you wanna be evil like me?

[25:31] Kaly: Okay, wait.

[25:40] Andrew: Oh, don't call her up anymore.

[25:43] Kaly: No.

[25:45] Andrew: And Ma.

[25:47] Kaly: Don't call her.

[25:49] Andrew: Versus.

[25:51] Kaly: Though the world is so full of a number of things.

[25:53] Andrew: I'm sure we shouldn't have to do that.

[25:54] Kaly: That would be such a terrible competition.

[25:57] Andrew: I hate this fucking song.

[25:59] Kaly: Positively no.

[26:00] Andrew: I hate make him laugh.

[26:01] Kaly: I'm manifesting look at me.

[26:06] Andrew: I'm Sandra D.

[26:10] Kaly: What what is she saying?

[26:11] Andrew: And I I like the reprise.

[26:13] Kaly: I'm not even a guess at what she's saying because we're gonna pull it tonight.

[26:15] Andrew: We're gonna pull it tonight.

[26:16] Kaly: We're gonna get all the information.

[26:18] Andrew: Um, okay, glee.

[26:21] Kaly: Gleeks, we are back with another glistener guest.

[26:24] Andrew: This time we have the great Kaylee.

[26:27] Kaly: Kaylee, how are you?

[26:29] Andrew: The also the recipient of one Glee dollar.

[26:32] Kaly: Oh, yeah.

[26:33] Andrew: That's right.

[26:34] Kaly: Thank you.

[26:35] Andrew: I forgot about that.

[26:36] Kaly: Yeah, it's right in my glank down the street.

[26:39] Andrew: How are you doing tonight, Kaylee?

[26:42] Kaly: Um, I'm doing really good.

[26:43] Andrew: I'm so excited to be here.

[26:45] Kaly: Um I've been looking forward to this for a long time.

[26:49] Andrew: Okay.

[26:49] Kaly: So explain to us um your relationship with the Fox series, Glee.

[26:55] Andrew: Um, so it's kind of a long one.

[26:58] Kaly: So in perfect.

[27:01] Andrew: Um, so in 2009, my best friend and I were obsessed with like American Idol, as I mean, most people obviously were.

[27:09] Kaly: Um, but we were specifically in love with like Adam Lambert.

[27:12] Andrew: Okay.

[27:13] Kaly: Um, so we would literally like watch American Idol every night, and then after we'd email each other like our thoughts on the episodes because um I was 11 and it was 2009.

[27:25] Andrew: So I didn't have any other options.

[27:27] Kaly: Um, so yeah, obviously, Glee premiered after the finale of American Idol, and I stuck with it and I was watching Glee, and I'm like, this show looks really good.

[27:38] Andrew: Yeah, like um, yeah, and kind of the person I immediately felt for was Kurt, because I kind of like I kind of latched on to anyone who was remotely gay on TV.

[27:51] Kaly: That's also why I kind of liked Adam Lambert.

[27:53] Andrew: Um, so I kind of I didn't know that was the word for it, but I was like, oh, this guy's a little quirky, like he's got something going on with him.

[27:59] Kaly: So I left that kind of latched on to him.

[28:02] Andrew: Yeah, um, and yeah, part of my email, like in like after I watched it, I emailed my friend, and I'm like, oh my god, like Adam Lambert Slade or whatever we were saying back then.

[28:13] Kaly: Yeah, and I was like, and also, did you watch Glee?

[28:15] Andrew: Like, we should watch that.

[28:17] Kaly: That looks really good.

[28:18] Andrew: Um, and yeah, I don't know what her response was, probably just as eager.

[28:22] Kaly: But yeah, so immediately loved the pilot. Then my summer was super crazy. We like moved to Canada. Um, a lot of like really insane stuff happened. So I completely forgot about Glee. Okay. Um, season one didn't watch at all. Um, end of season one, I realized that my like friend group I was developing at that school, they all really loved Glee. Okay. So I ended up going to their house and like watching on DVR. I would watch on Disney with whatever. Did you sneak into their house or were you invited to their home? Um yeah, I just showed up. I actually lived in the living room on the couch that I was like put Glee on. Um yeah, so then yeah, so season two, I was ready, I was ready to go. I'm like, okay, season two, I'm gonna watch while it's on.

Um we moved in with my mom's boyfriend, who is like super insanely Catholic. And he didn't let us have cable or internet in our house because he was like, if you have cable or internet, you're just gonna use it to watch porn. And he literally told us this when we were like 12. Um, which wasn't like a lie, like clearly like what it was used for, but still I was like, I was like, well, I want to watch Glee. So I took the initiative and I went to like Walmart and I bought an antenna, like uh like one of those little antennas that you can get like three, like three channels on. I was like, well, I hope Glee's on here. So I bought it and I plugged it in, and one of the channels had Glee. So I was like, okay, Slay, good to go.

You're an icon. You are an icon. Yeah, I had to put in the work. Wait, yeah. This is like fully like these are our stories. Like these are the fight songs. Oh my gosh. I love this. Yeah. Wow. So yeah, so I watched season two live. Um, still obviously in love with Kurt. Um, immediately in love with Blaine. Um again, I just anything like a gay person. I was like, oh my god, like wow, um, obsessed. Um season three. The again, I'm in Canada at the time. Glee was only on this one channel. They took that channel off the antenna thing. So I couldn't watch season three. Basically, so my only season I could watch was season two. Season three, though, I was able to catch up on afterwards only. Um by the time season four came around, I was fully in like One Direction fandom.

I had kind of fallen off the Glee wagon. I identified. I like didn't, yeah. So I just really wasn't like I wasn't putting in the work anymore. I was like, okay, well, yeah, whatever. I'll watch it. It was a it was a full-time job. There was a lot going on in 2014. Um so yeah, um a couple years later, it got on Netflix and whatever, and I was like, okay, um, let me try watching season four to six. Um, let me finally try to get through it. Okay. Um, that was probably like 2016, 2017. I didn't end up watching season four to six until literally July of this year. Wow. So I it's really new. I'm really new to the um community and the culture. But yeah, I like I just by the time I was done with it, something kind of like clicked in my brain, and I was like, wait, this is kind of like the best show ever.

Like, why aren't people why aren't people talking about this show, you know? Um like yeah so I just kind of went it became a hyper fixation I like went into interviews like live streams um just a lot. My both my roommates were obsessed with Star Kid and Darren Criss like before Glee. So I also kind of yeah Alison I kind of also went into like a Star Kid deep dive and like listen to like Darren Criss's solo music. I'm like number one walk of shame fan like I love that song so much. People are not saying that but I like that you really love that song so much. Anyway um so yeah so I just um yeah just really got into it and um part of my like Glee deep dive I was like I need to consume like as much content as possible.

So I literally went on Spotify podcast and just typed in Glee and then I found you guys and that's like introduction to like introduction to like Glee like opinions like I wasn't a part of that at all like again like my time on Tumblr and whatever I was like part of One Direction. So I don't know any I'm I'm kind of learning now what the general opinions are I'm like guess I can't say anything bad about Rachel like and like stuff like that. But like I yeah so I'm really like new to like Gleek opinions.

[33:05] Andrew: I guess you say like in terms of like fandoms that you belong to currently where does Glee rank would you say number two is it number two okay behind Harry.

[33:16] Kaly: Harry's my number one girl, like forever. Nothing's gonna change that.

[33:21] Andrew: But that is wild that you took such a hiatus between season three and a half.

[33:30] Kaly: Well, because it literally, to be fair, it um again, I didn't really like care.

[33:36] Andrew: Yeah to be fair.

[33:38] Kaly: Like, because I just it fell off the face of the earth for me. But it also was a a matter of like what streaming app was it on.

[33:45] Andrew: Right.

[33:46] Kaly: Because I I only moved, I'm in America right now, but back in Canada, it was like on Netflix for only a short period of time. And then I come here and it's not on anything, then it's on Hulu, then it's on Disney Plus. So it just became like really like complicated. But yeah, I'm so glad I finally did watch it. Um there was a lot I was missing out on.

[34:07] Andrew: Yeah.

[34:09] Kaly: Yeah, because I was always like, like, for example, a lot of my friends were like really big, like Blaine stands.

[34:16] Andrew: Okay.

[34:16] Kaly: And I was like, yeah, like I love Blaine, but like he's not like a main character or anything. He doesn't really have like a personality. Like, I don't really get it. And then I watched season four or six and I'm like, oh I love Blaine. There he is.

[34:29] Andrew: Which I feel like is like I mean, he did he did a lot of stuff, but I'll also like I don't know. I just think his character is like really like interesting.

[34:38] Kaly: Okay.

[34:38] Andrew: I guess is a nice word for it.

[34:40] Kaly: Yeah, he's he's come he's complex.

[34:42] Andrew: I appreciate that. I I do belong to the opinion not to start a fight so early on in the episode. I I do belong to the opinion that um Blaine and also I'll group Mercedes into this. Both of them don't have any personality. I'm sorry, there's no, I don't know. They really, they really don't have much going on for themselves.

[35:08] Kaly: I see it now.

[35:09] Andrew: Now this is where we disagree, obviously. Um, I feel like Blaine, like I wish Blaine was part of season one.

[35:18] Kaly: Yeah.

[35:19] Andrew: Because I feel like that's really a part of the problem. That we we hear all these little tidbits about Blaine's past. Like, so much big stuff. The fact his dad was like homophobic. Um, like the fact he like, yeah, and like he literally got beat up at prom. Like he got the like that's a big thing to happen to him. Um, like all this stuff when in the later episodes when they have kind of like the therapy talks, I guess.

[35:47] Kaly: Yeah.

[35:47] Andrew: And he kind of really goes into like his emotional side, I guess, and like his abandonment issues and like all this stuff. Like Puppet Master episode when he's like, oh, like we should sit on the floor and like have like a chat about our feelings and whatever. Um, I don't really know what I'm getting at, but anyway, I just feel like there's something there. They just didn't want to explore it.

[36:07] Kaly: Okay, I guess.

[36:11] Andrew: I think if we're gonna find some two-dimensional characters, Tina's right there.

[36:16] Kaly: No, because I think the thing with Tina. I think Tina at least like is like spiteful. She like has the background of like not getting the spotlight, not getting her her dues.

[36:29] Andrew: Um with Blaine, I'm just like, I think it might be the amount of unwarranted solos that I'm like a little bitter about.

[36:38] Kaly: That it's like okay, so after solo, it's like I don't, I don't really, I can't stand by them.

[36:45] Andrew: I don't know. With Tina, I think Tina has a little bit more for me. Tina, yeah. No, Blaine is not two dimensional. I mean, I to Kaly's point, like Puppet Master, the whole thing where he he just has a power complex of where he needs to be in charge, and when Kurt becomes more dominant than him, hotter than him, more goal-oriented, he is falling and gets stressed out. And I think that's that's it's not a great personality, but it's a personality nonetheless.

[37:13] Kaly: Sure.

[37:13] Andrew: And it's a reason for him to do things. Um Mercedes, I mean, yeah, I think her whole basis and foundation, especially in later seasons, is her religion for uh reasons.

[37:28] Kaly: They boiled her down to simply her religion.

[37:31] Andrew: Which is so unfortunate.

[37:32] Kaly: Yeah.

[37:33] Andrew: I mean, we got Blaine's brother. We got a whole fucking episode of Blaine and his brother in that dynamic. Like, if that's not character building, I don't know what is.

[37:44] Kaly: But I don't I don't know. I mean, I I hold on I I've said this in a prior episode, but I do hold on to the fact that Sue in the finale, the series finale says, like all this stuff about Kurt praising him, everything that he went through in the series, and then Blaine, she says, not really sure what your deal is, but you're doing you. And I'm like, that is a really great encapsulation of this entire character.

[38:07] Andrew: Okay.

[38:10] Kaly: Well, agree to disagree.

[38:11] Andrew: Yeah.

[38:12] Kaly: Yeah.

[38:13] Andrew: Kaly, I wanted to ask about your your Harry Ween costumes.

[38:18] Kaly: Yes.

[38:19] Andrew: Absolutely incredible. Because I think this is where you and you and you just mentioned you basically just read my fandoms off in a list.

[38:28] Kaly: I know.

[38:29] Andrew: Uh Harry Star Kid and Glee.

[38:31] Kaly: And I need to hear about how the Harry Ween you went as pregnant Quinn.

[38:37] Kaly: Yes. Did you have to go through like MSG security with a baby bump?

[38:43] Kaly: So so here's the thing. I didn't want to buy a baby bump off Amazon. I was like, let me like DIY this.

[38:50] Andrew: Very Schuster vibes.

[38:52] Kaly: Yeah. Yes. Yeah, we're the same person. Um so yeah, we I have I had like a craft phase where I was like, I saw people on Instagram making like stuffed animals and stuff. So I was like, I'm gonna do that. So I bought stuffing. So I had a this whole thing, this whole giant thing of stuffing, and I was like, I it's in the back of my closet somewhere. I was like, why don't I just try making a baby bump out of that? So I got like a pillowcase and a gazillion safety pins and just filled that up yeah and tried to do it. And I was like, Do you think these safety pins are gonna like set off a metal detector? And my friends are like, probably not, but let's just see what happens. So yeah, I yeah, nobody stopped me.

[39:38] Andrew: Really?

[39:39] Kaly: We the we so we were actually uh do you know what lane one is?

[39:44] Andrew: Mm-hmm.

[39:45] Kaly: Yeah, so we were lane one for that, so we got to be in like the lane one lounge.

[39:49] Andrew: Um yeah, it was a really bougie barricade thing. We were barricaded. It was yeah, Harry saw our Glee costumes, and I'm sorry.

[39:56] Kaly: We had our pom poms and we really wait.

[39:59] Andrew: Do we know what Harry Styles' relationship with Glee is?

[40:02] Kaly: We do, he is a gleek.

[40:03] Andrew: He is a that's literally my Twitter ad. My Twitter ad is literally Harry as a gleek.

[40:08] Kaly: Like, I'm very wait, but I need him to cite his sources.

[40:11] Andrew: What what does he know about this series?

[40:14] Kaly: Have you seen the pictures of he he hangs out with um hung out with um Kevin McHale, Jenna Ushkowitz?

[40:21] Andrew: Uh oh my god, I can't speak.

[40:22] Kaly: Um he Glee went on the X Factor when they performed.

[40:28] Andrew: Okay, and he has the cutest picture with like Cory Monteith and like Lea Michele, I think.

[40:35] Kaly: Maybe you know I appreciate that, but has he does he have a you know a nuanced opinion about what drama is better?

[40:47] Andrew: You know, that's what I'm saying.

[40:48] Kaly: I hope so from I think he was a season one through three guy kind of guy.

[40:53] Andrew: Honestly, yeah.

[40:54] Kaly: He's the same as me.

[40:55] Andrew: He was like, oh, what direction's getting cut.

[40:57] Kaly: Just like V for real.

[40:58] Andrew: That's actually again my focus.

[41:00] Kaly: I gotta pause.

[41:01] Andrew: Okay, okay, okay.

[41:03] Kaly: Also, just the name One Direction.

[41:05] Andrew: That's obviously from direct.

[41:07] Kaly: Yes.

[41:08] Andrew: Like, where else is he pulling that from?

[41:10] Kaly: That's exactly fucking uh a compass.

[41:15] Andrew: Anyways.

[41:16] Kaly: Anyways.

[41:17] Andrew: Kaly, uh, we are looking for your your hot takes on the pod.

[41:20] Kaly: What are some decisions that we made that you didn't like that you did like?

[41:25] Kaly: Um I have a spreadsheet.

[41:26] Andrew: This is your oh, I love it.

[41:28] Kaly: This warms my heart every week.

[41:30] Andrew: I love this.

[41:31] Kaly: This is your time.

[41:33] Kaly: I'm really trying to how much time do I have really?

[41:38] Andrew: Because I'm gonna I'm gonna try to speed, I'm gonna speed run this.

[41:41] Kaly: Okay.

[41:42] Kaly: Go for it. So the thing is, there's a lot that I get why they left because their competition was really strong. However, I wish they weren't out in the first round. So I'm gonna speed run some of those.

[41:55] Kaly: Um, "All That Jazz" is so good, and I really wish it wasn't out in the first round.

[42:00] Andrew: I don't know if that's a hot take.

[42:02] Kaly: It is coming back.

[42:02] Andrew: It's uh it is coming back.

[42:04] Kaly: I hope so.

[42:06] Andrew: Oh, is it?

[42:07] Kaly: It is.

[42:07] Andrew: Yes, it was what it was the hundredth song.

[42:09] Kaly: Yeah, the hundredth song. We decided is "All That Jazz" gonna come back or "Wannabe," and "All That Jazz" won.

[42:15] Kaly: So you are good.

[42:17] Andrew: Okay, wait.

[42:17] Kaly: I hope these are all like the competitions that are coming.

[42:20] Andrew: Literally.

[42:21] Kaly: I know don't yeah.

[42:22] Kaly: Um I don't know how to love him.

[42:24] Kaly: Probably my second favorite Tina solo.

[42:27] Andrew: Okay, you're in good conversation.

[42:28] Andrew: I wish that was through.

[42:29] Kaly: What's your number one?

[42:31] Andrew: Um, I follow rivers, which is my other, my this was a take I was gonna say further on, but I would have chosen I follow rivers over first original Don't Stop Believing like 100%.

[42:45] Kaly: I get it.

[42:46] Andrew: Right.

[42:46] Kaly: Like I get it, I get it's like, you know, tradition.

[42:50] Andrew: You have to see it.

[42:52] Kaly: But like I follow rivers, like Tina, she needs some love.

[42:56] Andrew: Yeah, she did the damn thing, you know.

[42:58] Kaly: She did it, yeah.

[42:59] Andrew: The MP3, I will agree.

[43:00] Kaly: I would reach for the MP3 of I Follow Rivers over Don't Stop Believing.

[43:06] Andrew: Yeah, 100%.

[43:07] Kaly: Um, Silly Love Songs, No One Is Alone, Um, Not the Boy Next Door.

[43:13] Andrew: Did that get saved?

[43:14] Kaly: No.

[43:15] Andrew: No.

[43:15] Kaly: Oh my god.

[43:17] Andrew: I'm sorry.

[43:18] Kaly: Anyway, Death Death.

[43:21] Andrew: It's too late.

[43:22] Kaly: Um, Copa Cabana, I don't know if that's a hot take.

[43:25] Andrew: I really like that MP3.

[43:27] Kaly: Okay.

[43:28] Andrew: Um, also really like, I really like the MP4.

[43:31] Kaly: I think they really put in their acting chops into it.

[43:35] Andrew: Yeah, it's just really cute to me.

[43:37] Kaly: Um, wait, do you know, I don't recall what Copa Cabana was against, do you?

[43:41] Andrew: Kaly?

[43:42] Kaly: Yes.

[43:43] Andrew: I have it here.

[43:43] Kaly: Hold on.

[43:44] Andrew: Copa Cabana.

[43:46] Kaly: ABC, which I'm like, that's also kind of a mid-song to me.

[43:50] Andrew: Okay.

[43:51] Kaly: La Jazz Hot.

[43:53] Andrew: Versus I, what was that?

[43:56] Kaly: Oh, like Christmas Wrapping.

[43:58] Andrew: Oh.

[43:58] Kaly: The thing is, I get that because I'm, again, me and Alison are the same person.

[44:03] Andrew: Christmas Wrapping is my second favorite Christmas song.

[44:06] Kaly: Okay, you keep on saying second.

[44:08] Andrew: Yeah, what's the first?

[44:09] Kaly: We need to know what the first thing.

[44:10] Andrew: Baby, it's cold outside.

[44:12] Kaly: Okay.

[44:12] Andrew: Obviously.

[44:13] Kaly: I mean, duh.

[44:14] Andrew: Um, as a cleaner, it's gotta be, you know.

[44:18] Kaly: Um, take a look at me now.

[44:19] Andrew: I feel like that's been said a gazillion times.

[44:22] Kaly: Um, don't speak, hopelessly devoted, and then I'm the greatest star season three Kurt's version, which I don't think we can get into for the 70 millionth time.

[44:32] Andrew: No.

[44:32] Kaly: But we appreciate it.

[44:34] Andrew: Yeah, yeah.

[44:35] Kaly: I just need to, I just need to speak by PlayStation.

[44:38] Andrew: No, that's fair.

[44:39] Kaly: That is fair.

[44:41] Andrew: Um, I'm really, I was really confused by It's a Man's World winning over Beauty School Dropout.

[44:51] Kaly: I was also confused.

[44:52] Andrew: I don't think that's a good MP4 or MP3.

[44:56] Kaly: Um, and Beauty School Dropout is just like, not even for the blame aspect.

[45:02] Andrew: We need to put some respect on Sugar's acting.

[45:05] Kaly: Yeah.

[45:05] Andrew: In that MP4 was so good.

[45:08] Kaly: And like she had a role, you know, but also Blaine was incredible.

[45:11] Andrew: Yeah, I would say Sugar's acting is the number one point for Beauty School Dropout.

[45:15] Kaly: Yeah, it wouldn't mean nothing.

[45:17] Andrew: Nothing!

[45:19] Kaly: Yeah, that's fair.

[45:20] Andrew: Without a woman or a girl.

[45:23] Kaly: That was hard.

[45:24] Andrew: For anybody else?

[45:25] Kaly: That was, you just doing that right now, it really exemplified why it was a hard decision.

[45:29] Andrew: I'm sure.

[45:31] Kaly: Yeah.

[45:32] Andrew: Um, okay.

[45:34] Kaly: I'm just gonna rip off the band-aid on this one and think to Rachel duets.

[45:39] Andrew: Um, I would have chosen More Than a Woman over Total Eclipse of the Heart, and I would have chosen Love is a Battlefield over Rolling in the Deep.

[45:47] Kaly: Both of those songs do nothing for me personally.

[45:51] Andrew: Okay.

[45:52] Kaly: Um, I think Love is a Battlefield is one of like probably my favorite play MP4.

[46:01] Andrew: Because I just think it's like the drama of it.

[46:03] Kaly: And also it really slaps just when it comes up on Spotify.

[46:07] Andrew: The MP4 of them doing the stage combat.

[46:10] Kaly: Yeah.

[46:10] Andrew: Yeah.

[46:11] Kaly: Yeah.

[46:11] Andrew: It just really hits for me.

[46:13] Kaly: I don't know.

[46:13] Andrew: I just really like it.

[46:14] Kaly: And also just any like season four like Klaine drama really hits.

[46:19] Andrew: Um, and then More Than a Woman, I just think that's like, that's just like a cute video to me.

[46:24] Kaly: It is.

[46:25] Andrew: Um, Total Eclipse of the Heart.

[46:27] Kaly: Um, One Direction did it on X Factor.

[46:29] Andrew: They did.

[46:30] Kaly: Um, so it kind of belongs to them.

[46:32] Andrew: I'm like, yeah, I don't really think.

[46:33] Kaly: As does Torn.

[46:34] Andrew: As yeah, when you brought up Torn, like I only think of Torn as the One Direction song.

[46:40] Kaly: So I don't think, I don't even, I don't know who actually sings it whenever it comes on.

[46:44] Andrew: I'm just like, oh, the One Direction song.

[46:46] Kaly: But Niall is here.

[46:48] Andrew: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[46:49] Kaly: Exactly.

[46:50] Andrew: Um, wait, can I circle back to Total Eclipse of the Heart?

[46:54] Kaly: Yeah.

[46:54] Andrew: Because I rewatched it over the weekend, and I was reminded by the fact I fully was under the impression that Rachel is a person that exists in that performance only and knows ballet and not Lea Michele needed to learn how to like stand on her tippy toes, do all, I don't, I'm not nuanced in ballet speak, but she really, she does a lot in that performance.

[47:23] Kaly: I just, the song does nothing for me, I think.

[47:26] Andrew: Okay, but we need to consider the MP4.

[47:30] Kaly: I'll give her props for learning how to like pseudo-dance.

[47:34] Andrew: Yeah.

[47:35] Kaly: Like a slide down's body.

[47:39] Andrew: Yeah.

[47:39] Kaly: Yeah, exactly.

[47:40] Andrew: Yeah.

[47:40] Kaly: I'm sure that took some work.

[47:42] Andrew: Pseudo-dance.

[47:43] Kaly: So yeah.

[47:44] Andrew: Pseudo-dance.

[47:46] Kaly: Um, okay.

[47:48] Andrew: I don't know if I'm like the only person in the world who will defend Rock Lobster, but I really like that song.

[47:55] Kaly: I think I literally said that.

[47:57] Andrew: I will defend that.

[47:59] Kaly: Okay, thank you.

[48:00] Andrew: Because every time it gets dragged, I'm like walking down the street with Rock Lobster by Glee in my headphones.

[48:10] Kaly: Like it makes me feel like a god.

[48:11] Andrew: Like it's so good.

[48:12] Kaly: And like uplifting.

[48:14] Andrew: It like does something to my brain.

[48:16] Kaly: I don't know.

[48:17] Andrew: Um, but I get like, bitch winning.

[48:19] Kaly: Like that's, yeah, gonna cry.

[48:20] Andrew: I will call out prior Gleek of the Week, Brantley, who revealed that is in his Spotify wrapped, um, his number one Glee song of the year was Mickey, Glee Cast version by Glee Cast by figure out what my number one Glee song was Vocal Adrenaline.

[48:36] Kaly: And like I think that raises much more of an eyebrow than Rock Lobster.

[48:43] Andrew: I really like to, to be fair, I kind of think of like I were those all season six with Rock Lobster and Mickey.

[48:51] Kaly: Yes, to me, those songs are all kind of in the same group, right?

[48:55] Andrew: Like, I don't know if that makes sense, but I like them.

[48:57] Kaly: I don't think Mickey's the best of them.

[49:00] Andrew: But no, yeah.

[49:02] Kaly: Wait, how does this make sense that Glee was my number two artist?

[49:07] Andrew: But there's not a single Glee song on my top songs 2022.

[49:12] Kaly: Is it because I was just listening to a huge variety of them and not one?

[49:16] Andrew: To be fair, there's like, there's like 700 songs.

[49:19] Kaly: Yeah.

[49:19] Andrew: Yeah.

[49:21] Kaly: So that probably is.

[49:23] Andrew: Um, Apple Music Baddie myself.

[49:26] Kaly: Um, it was revealed that my number one Glee song of the year, to no one's surprise, was The Only Exception, Glee Cast version by Glee Cast.

[49:36] Andrew: Thank you.

[49:37] Kaly: Wow.

[49:37] Andrew: Everybody have a good night.

[49:38] Kaly: All right.

[49:39] Andrew: That's the end of the podcast, everybody.

[49:43] Kaly: Yeah.

[49:43] Andrew: Mine was not gonna teach your boyfriend.

[49:46] Kaly: That's good.

[49:47] Andrew: That's good.

[49:47] Kaly: I'm manifesting that for us tonight.

[49:49] Andrew: I really hope so, because I really love that.

[49:52] Kaly: I know you really love that.

[49:53] Andrew: Okay, wait.

[49:54] Kaly: So we're manifesting boyfriend dancing.

[49:56] Andrew: What else are we manifesting?

[49:59] Kaly: Let me again, let me go back to my dog.

[50:01] Andrew: Okay, going back to the dog.

[50:03] Kaly: Yeah.

[50:04] Andrew: Um, I want You're My Best Friend because I want to save her.

[50:08] Kaly: I feel like she's gonna have a rough time when she comes up.

[50:13] Andrew: She's like waiting at the standby line, like, oh am I gonna make this flight?

[50:13] Kaly: Am I gonna make this flight?

[50:20] Andrew: I also want to save Let It Snow, because I know you guys don't like it, but that's probably my, that's my third.

[50:29] Kaly: Yeah, um, because I like, yeah, I mean, I like 50s and 60s music.

[50:34] Andrew: Like I hear a doo-wop wop and they've got me, like I'm in, you know.

[50:38] Kaly: So that's kind of, I love that.

[50:40] Andrew: Um, also we haven't got Let's Have a Kiki Turkey Lurky.

[50:45] Kaly: We have not.

[50:47] Andrew: That's shocking.

[50:48] Kaly: We need, we should get that.

[50:49] Andrew: That'd be somewhere in this cup.

[50:51] Kaly: It is.

[50:51] Andrew: Yeah, or that one.

[50:52] Kaly: Or this one.

[50:54] Andrew: I hope so.

[50:55] Kaly: Yeah.

[50:55] Andrew: Imagine if it just wasn't there.

[50:57] Kaly: That we would be really just really poor off.

[51:01] Andrew: Yeah.

[51:02] Kaly: Um.

[51:04] Andrew: Um, and yeah, maybe like Landslide or Come Up Made.

[51:07] Kaly: Oh my god, I keep on forgetting about Landslide.

[51:11] Andrew: Yeah.

[51:11] Kaly: That's shocking.

[51:12] Andrew: I'm shocked you would forget about it.

[51:14] Kaly: Well, I just like keep on thinking that like that's a cont, that is the winner of the Glacket for me.

[51:20] Andrew: That's fair.

[51:20] Kaly: And it's like, okay, well, why is that even going to be a competition?

[51:24] Andrew: Is it okay?

[51:25] Kaly: Alison just pulled.

[51:27] Andrew: She's smiling.

[51:29] Kaly: Song.

[51:30] Andrew: And I am excited for this.

[51:34] Kaly: I have been waiting for this one.

[51:35] Andrew: Turn it up.

[51:36] Kaly: Um, not as long as Andrew has.

[51:39] Andrew: It's only recently come into my life.

[51:41] Kaly: Um, but I'm very excited to watch this and experience this with the Gleeks.

[51:49] Andrew: Here we go.

[51:49] Kaly: Oh, yeah.

[51:51] Andrew: I've been waiting.

[51:53] Kaly: Ha ha.

[51:55] Andrew: Mr. Shoe was supposed to love me.

[51:58] Kaly: I turned my back and find myself out on the line.

[52:02] Andrew: You could have won it, but that would have been too kind.

[52:06] Kaly: I've been warning you for months to clean up your act.

[52:09] Andrew: You've been late, you've been mean, giving all kinds of stupid flack.

[52:13] Kaly: That's a lie, that's a lie.

[52:16] Andrew: It's just I haven't been feeling that well.

[52:19] Kaly: Effie, please.

[52:20] Andrew: Stop excusing yourself.

[52:22] Kaly: You've been late, you've been mean, and getting fatter all the time.

[52:25] Andrew: Now you lie, you lie.

[52:27] Kaly: I've never been so fit.

[52:28] Andrew: You lie, you lie, because you're knocking off that piece who thinks she's better than everybody running for president.

[52:34] Kaly: She ain't better than anybody.

[52:36] Andrew: She ain't nothing but common.

[52:38] Kaly: Now listen to me, Miss Blame it on the world.

[52:40] Andrew: See, I put up with you for much too long.

[52:43] Kaly: I have put up with your bitching.

[52:45] Andrew: I put up with your nagging and all your screaming too.

[52:50] Kaly: Now when are you two gonna stop all this fighting?

[52:54] Andrew: Stay out of this, Finn.

[52:55] Kaly: This is between Sachin and me.

[52:57] Andrew: Well, it's between me too.

[52:59] Kaly: I'm as much a part of this group as anybody else.

[53:02] Andrew: And I'm tired.

[53:05] Kaly: Of all the problems, you'll make it up.

[53:07] Andrew: I always knew you two were together.

[53:10] Kaly: What?

[53:11] Andrew: Always do you two with ganging up on me.

[53:13] Kaly: Kurt had nothing to do with this change.

[53:16] Andrew: It was you.

[53:17] Kaly: It was you always thinking of you.

[53:20] Andrew: Always thinking of you.

[53:23] Kaly: Lay off, Effie.

[53:26] Andrew: Just take the money and run.

[53:27] Kaly: You and this with them, puff.

[53:29] Andrew: Cool it, Effie.

[53:32] Kaly: This time you know what you've done.

[53:33] Andrew: So they bought your behind too.

[53:35] Kaly: I said cool.

[53:38] Andrew: This time you've gone too far.

[53:39] Kaly: Oh, I can go further.

[53:40] Andrew: I can go further.

[53:42] Kaly: I don't wanna stay around this.

[53:45] Andrew: I'm just breaking into this business.

[53:48] Kaly: This is between all of you.

[53:51] Andrew: This is none of my affair.

[53:53] Kaly: I'm not feeling well.

[53:55] Andrew: I've got pain.

[53:57] Kaly: I think we all got pain.

[54:00] Andrew: But two years I stuck with you.

[54:02] Kaly: I was your sister.

[54:06] Andrew: And now you're telling me it's all over.

[54:12] Kaly: Now we're telling you.

[54:14] Andrew: It's all over.

[54:18] Kaly: And now I'm telling you, I ain't going.

[54:22] Andrew: It's all over.

[54:24] Kaly: I ain't going.

[54:31] Andrew: Then let's roll right into.

[54:33] Kaly: Worm.

[54:35] Andrew: Oh, and I am telling you, I wish.

[54:38] Kaly: Let's just roll right into it.

[54:40] Andrew: Could you imagine if they had just done that?

[54:43] Kaly: Wait, what do you mean?

[54:45] Andrew: That in a good way.

[54:46] Kaly: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[54:48] Andrew: My heart would have been a big thing.

[54:50] Kaly: Yeah, just too much.

[54:51] Andrew: They split it up for good reasons.

[54:53] Kaly: My heart was torn into shreds.

[54:55] Andrew: Um, love this.

[54:56] Kaly: I have so much to say, but Kaly, what are we thinking?

[55:00] Andrew: I, this for me could win the Glacket.

[55:03] Kaly: Like I genuinely.

[55:04] Andrew: So glad you're here.

[55:05] Kaly: Okay.

[55:06] Andrew: Yeah, no.

[55:07] Kaly: I, okay.

[55:08] Andrew: You know, you know, like Resetify?

[55:11] Kaly: Do you know what that is?

[55:12] Andrew: That It's All Over, Glee Cast version by Glee Cast was number one on my Resetify.

[55:17] Kaly: Stop.

[55:18] Andrew: So, such a long time.

[55:20] Kaly: Yeah.

[55:21] Andrew: And like it would be like, it would be like It's All Over, Glee Cast, Harry, Harry, Harry, Harry, I just like something about that song.

[55:29] Kaly: It's just, I mean, Mercedes, obviously, everything she does is incredible.

[55:32] Andrew: Right.

[55:33] Kaly: But just that song is so good.

[55:35] Andrew: I love the drama of it.

[55:37] Kaly: I love Kurt's part.

[55:39] Andrew: It really like the high.

[55:42] Kaly: I don't, yeah.

[55:43] Andrew: I don't know.

[55:44] Kaly: It's camp.

[55:44] Andrew: Like it's good.

[55:46] Kaly: Um, I don't even know.

[55:47] Andrew: I don't even know what to say.

[55:49] Kaly: I just want to like scream.

[55:50] Andrew: Yeah.

[55:50] Kaly: When it comes on and like I probably shouldn't.

[55:55] Andrew: Wait, while we're talking about Kurt, on the topic of Kurt, how do we feel?

[56:00] Kaly: Um, because this is like a recurring theme in the series that it happens in this performance and in like Summer Nights, that Kurt is with the girls and he's dressed in the sequence.

[56:12] Andrew: He's still on the blazer, but he's still in the sequence.

[56:14] Kaly: Whereas like Blaine, who's not in this performance, he was in Summer Nights, he was allowed to be with the boys.

[56:20] Andrew: Um, do you have any defense of that?

[56:24] Kaly: Um, it was 2012.

[56:29] Andrew: I think my, I, I mean, I don't know if it's a defense or a, or what it is, but I think it's just very, um, very of that time period where more like effeminate gay people, they would kind of lump in and be like, oh, well, they're just gonna go over there and Blaine more masculine, I guess.

[56:51] Kaly: Yeah, they push him over. Um, I saw someone on Twitter, I don't know who it was. This is so off topic, but they were fighting for um non-binary Kurt, and I was like, you know what? I'll go with that. Okay. That's actually really interesting. And in the I don't know if it was a thread or just a bunch of tweets, but they were like, oh yeah, because Kurt always like um like would dabble in like different gendered fashion and like didn't want to be put in boxes and like all this stuff. I don't remember what they said. Anyway, um, yeah, so I thought that was really interesting. So maybe that's a point for Kurt not being on the men's side.

[57:32] Andrew: Yeah. Well, and to be fair, to be fair, when the mash-off in uh season two, when uh he comes to the boys with he he doesn't want to be on the boys team.

[57:45] Kaly: Yeah, yeah. Like in the both of the mash-off episodes, he like walks towards the girls' team and is like, that's the team I'm going to sing with. Um he doesn't want to be lumped in with the guys, and in season two comes in with the like feather boa on the board, and Puck is like, why don't you just go sneak into Warblers or whatever?

[58:06] Andrew: Yeah.

[58:07] Kaly: I think so. I think it could just be Kurt, like, I don't want to I want to wear the glitter like fuck you, Mr. Shu.

[58:12] Andrew: Yeah.

[58:12] Kaly: Yeah.

[58:13] Andrew: And that's yeah. Can we take a moment for Mr. Schuster's constant homophobia?

[58:19] Kaly: Yes.

[58:19] Andrew: Throughout season two to three.

[58:21] Kaly: Well, throughout throughout everything. I mean, yeah. Same love, still homophobic.

[58:27] Andrew: Oh, I don't know how hard it is. I'm hoping this is again same love. And that's what I manifest. That would be really funny. I would love to get same love out for Ben.

[58:37] Kaly: No, not Ben.

[58:38] Andrew: Don't do that.

[58:38] Kaly: Andrew loves Ben for some freaking.

[58:40] Andrew: I'm a Ben boy.

[58:41] Kaly: Are you homophobic?

[58:43] Andrew: Benny Boy. As it turns out, Andrew Maguire, I am homophobic.

[58:48] Kaly: Going on record.

[58:50] Andrew: On record, saying in an audio fashion. And be through, you all have it. Um God. Um, I know because I'm about to say how much I love it's all over Glee Cast version by Glee, so I feel like it's going to cancel out.

[59:01] Kaly: Um, this is pure drama. Maybe from I will go on record again saying that this might be my favorite episode. This is my favorite episode of Glee. Asian F is an all-around perfect episode.

[59:15] Andrew: Um there are no flops in terms of songs.

[59:18] Kaly: Fix you.

[59:19] Andrew: I would even go as far to defend. Um but uh I don't think just like isn't Asian F I am the greatest star.

[59:28] Kaly: No, that's I'm Unicorn.

[59:30] Andrew: Damn it.

[59:30] Kaly: Fuck.

[59:31] Andrew: But it's close.

[59:32] Kaly: It's close.

[59:32] Andrew: It's the episode before.

[59:33] Kaly: Fuck.

[59:34] Andrew: Um.

[59:35] Kaly: Uh and I just love when they like effortlessly meld um show tune songs into the plot.

[59:46] Andrew: I can only off the top of my head, I can only think of this and getting married today as like two show tune songs that fully like worked with the plot, and they like it wasn't they were just like getting up and singing it. You know?

[1:00:00] Kaly: Um I loved it.

[1:00:02] Andrew: Um I don't stand for the Mercedes Assassination, but I do stand for Mercedes Plot.

[1:00:08] Kaly: So I'll take anything.

[1:00:10] Andrew: Yeah. Anything beyond Tots, please.

[1:00:15] Kaly: Um What is this?

[1:00:16] Andrew: Holding up a broccoli brush.

[1:00:18] Kaly: Toilet brush.

[1:00:20] Andrew: My question is to you, Andrew. So I you encourage me to watch Dream Girls.

[1:00:26] Kaly: Yeah.

[1:00:27] Andrew: Uh, because you were like, I want you to understand when we when we pull it's all over.

[1:00:31] Kaly: Yeah.

[1:00:32] Andrew: And I really appreciated that, and I really love this song for that. My question is, so Mercedes in this scene is sitting at a table.

[1:00:41] Kaly: Yeah.

[1:00:42] Andrew: And I believe in the West End recording that you have made me watch at your apartment.

[1:00:47] Kaly: Yeah.

[1:00:47] Andrew: Mercedes is also sitting or Mercedes.

[1:00:50] Kaly: Mercedes.

[1:00:51] Andrew: Amber Riley is also sitting at a table.

[1:00:54] Kaly: But in the movie, I don't believe she's sitting at a table. What's the is this is it the same context?

[1:01:00] Andrew: Like she's walking into a rehearsal that she's not a part of because she's been booted off of the city.

[1:01:05] Kaly: She's been replaced.

[1:01:06] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:01:07] Kaly: Okay. Um in Glee context, she's been replaced by Mike Chang, which I think is hilarious.

[1:01:12] Andrew: Um, I have I saw the West End version IRL, not with um Amber Riley, and I can't recall.

[1:01:24] Kaly: I mean like it's the same context. I'm not because she starts, and I'm telling you, sitting down. I'm like 99% sure.

[1:01:30] Andrew: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[1:01:31] Kaly: She does sit she is sitting down.

[1:01:33] Andrew: And she's like Jennifer Hudson's wearing a completely different like outfit as well.

[1:01:37] Kaly: Like she's wearing like this leopard print, it's tight, but like Jennifer Holliday and um Amber Riley and all like the stage productions, they're wearing this pink outfit that Mercedes also wears in this episode when she's playing Effie, which also side note, I understand that Effie and Mercedes don't have the same amount of syllables, but um it is c it is kind of weird that they call every other character by their name, but she's Effie.

[1:02:03] Andrew: Um but I do love Couldn't have said Sadies Mercedes and run.

[1:02:11] Kaly: Yeah, it could've worked.

[1:02:12] Andrew: Yeah, yeah.

[1:02:13] Kaly: Does that answer I don't think that answers your question?

[1:02:15] Andrew: It doesn't answer my question in any way shape, way, shape, or form.

[1:02:17] Kaly: But I accept it.

[1:02:18] Andrew: Okay, great. I just wanted to draw attention to the fact that there's a table and she is sitting at it, and I don't understand why.

[1:02:24] Kaly: Um maybe it was like uh maybe it was part of like the lazy plot.

[1:02:29] Andrew: Maybe it was just like a little thing they threw in.

[1:02:31] Kaly: I don't know.

[1:02:31] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:02:32] Kaly: She can't stand.

[1:02:33] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:02:34] Kaly: Well because happening here.

[1:02:36] Andrew: Yeah, she can't stand for this.

[1:02:38] Kaly: But I will say that in the plot of Dream Girls, Effie is pregnant.

[1:02:45] Andrew: Yes.

[1:02:46] Kaly: And so um also in the context of this episode, Mercedes comes to rehearsals throwing up, and I remember um a lot of people were theorizing that Mercedes was pregnant with Shane's child.

[1:03:00] Andrew: Um, but Amber Riley herself went to Twitter and had to be like, no, Mercedes is not pregnant.

[1:03:07] Kaly: I can Bitch.

[1:03:08] Andrew: Yeah, please stop.

[1:03:10] Kaly: That would have been crazy.

[1:03:11] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:03:12] Kaly: That would have been crazy. Wild.

[1:03:14] Andrew: Anyway.

[1:03:14] Kaly: I love this track.

[1:03:15] Andrew: Uh-huh.

[1:03:17] Kaly: Yeah, I don't know. I I have a really boring fun fact that maybe is for one glistener out there. Um, in the episode Asian F, uh Santana sings two Beyonce songs.

[1:03:29] Andrew: She sings the Beyonce part and it's all over.

[1:03:31] Kaly: And then she also sings Run the World Girls, and Amber Riley sings two Jennifer Hudson songs.

[1:03:36] Andrew: She sings Spotlight and Jennifer Hudson's part, and it's all over.

[1:03:40] Kaly: I don't know if anybody wants to do anything with that information, but I've been sitting on it and I've been waiting for the platform to say it.

[1:03:46] Andrew: So I didn't know that Spotlight was uh Jennifer Hudson song.

[1:03:49] Kaly: Yep, and there it is.

[1:03:50] Andrew: That's that's really her like number one hit.

[1:03:53] Kaly: Um great Marcolo.

[1:03:57] Andrew: Yeah. Can we talk about Jennifer Hudson uh on her talk show with Amber Riley?

[1:04:02] Kaly: Oh, wait, did you watch the clip, Alison?

[1:04:04] Andrew: I watched the clip, and I think it is kind of hilarious. So if for those who haven't seen, Amber Riley comes on Jennifer Hudson's talk show.

[1:04:13] Kaly: They both hide behind Christmas trees and they both take turns of singing and I am telling you, and they're like, guess who? Guess who's singing each part?

[1:04:21] Andrew: And I'm like, Gleeks everywhere know who's singing at what part. We just listened to your voice without your face for an entire season of The Mask Singer, Amber.

[1:04:31] Kaly: We know what you sound like.

[1:04:32] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:04:33] Kaly: That that was the whole fucking point of that show.

[1:04:35] Andrew: Exactly.

[1:04:35] Kaly: You goofball.

[1:04:36] Andrew: Goofball, goofy era for Amber Riley.

[1:04:40] Kaly: Um, I am very terrified for it's all over. Can we all join in manifesting same love?

[1:04:47] Andrew: I hope it's something yeah.

[1:04:49] Kaly: Well, I fear for whatever same love.

[1:04:52] Andrew: Okay.

[1:04:53] Kaly: It's not same love, but I'm so glad of what it is.

[1:04:57] Andrew: I'm scared I was in the third grade.

[1:04:59] Kaly: I thought that I was gay.

[1:05:01] Andrew: Cause I could draw.

[1:05:02] Kaly: End of song.

[1:05:12] Andrew: Will the night be a girl?

[1:05:14] Kaly: And you want some fun.

[1:05:16] Andrew: Do you think you're gonna find it?

[1:05:20] Kaly: You gotta treat yourself like number one.

[1:05:23] Andrew: Do you need to be reminded?

[1:05:27] Kaly: Doesn't matter what you do or say, just forget the things that you've been told.

[1:05:34] Andrew: We can't do it any other way.

[1:05:37] Kaly: Everybody's gotta rock and roll.

[1:05:41] Andrew: Oh it shout it out loud.

[1:05:50] Kaly: Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud.

[1:05:56] Andrew: If you don't feel good, there's a way you could don't say if they're broken hearted.

[1:06:04] Kaly: Call all your friends in the neighborhood and get the body started.

[1:06:11] Andrew: Don't let them tell you that was too much noise that's too long to really understand.

[1:06:18] Kaly: You're still gonna rally with the goose and voice, cause it's time for you to take a stay.

[1:06:25] Andrew: Yay!

[1:06:32] Kaly: You got to have a party.

[1:06:36] Andrew: Shut it out loud.

[1:06:39] Kaly: Turn it out louder, shout out, shut it out.

[1:07:05] Andrew: Alright.

[1:07:05] Kaly: Wake up, everyone.

[1:07:07] Andrew: Song's over.

[1:07:08] Kaly: Yeah.

[1:07:09] Andrew: Oh god, I just took a nap there.

[1:07:11] Kaly: Yeah.

[1:07:12] Andrew: Wow.

[1:07:13] Kaly: Well, the best part of this performance wasn't even in the MP4.

[1:07:18] Andrew: It was when Rachel walks in with her new outfit.

[1:07:22] Kaly: And she's like, Me Mom made it.

[1:07:25] Andrew: Me mom made it for me.

[1:07:26] Kaly: Me mom made it.

[1:07:28] Andrew: Um and then she gets to dance around in it for one whole scene and we never see it again.

[1:07:34] Kaly: No, she does wear it when like Kurofsky's bullying Kurt at the end of the episode.

[1:07:39] Andrew: And they're too weirdos.

[1:07:41] Kaly: Yes.

[1:07:42] Andrew: We're all weirdos.

[1:07:43] Kaly: We're in the game club.

[1:07:45] Andrew: Um, all right. Kaly, what are we thinking?

[1:07:48] Kaly: Let's get it out of the way.

[1:07:50] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:07:51] Kaly: Like you said, I'm thinking that was a nice nap.

[1:07:51] Andrew: That was a nice break.

[1:07:55] Kaly: Um, it just really does nothing for me.

[1:07:58] Andrew: Um yeah, I'm trying to think of something nice to say.

[1:08:02] Kaly: We don't need to say, you can we can just really mean yeah.

[1:08:06] Andrew: I mean, I don't even have anything mean to say because it's just I'm bored.

[1:08:11] Kaly: I guess that's the meanest thing I can say about it.

[1:08:13] Andrew: It would have been funny if it was against like bad romance or something.

[1:08:18] Kaly: Yeah.

[1:08:18] Andrew: But I think that's we still have to pull that.

[1:08:22] Kaly: No, bad romance won against not the boy next door.

[1:08:26] Andrew: Oh.

[1:08:28] Kaly: And you don't stand for that.

[1:08:30] Andrew: Rest in peace.

[1:08:31] Kaly: No, I don't.

[1:08:32] Andrew: I would have chosen boy next door.

[1:08:34] Kaly: Okay, and that's fair.

[1:08:35] Andrew: Um, but yeah, congratulations.

[1:08:38] Kaly: It's all over.

[1:08:39] Andrew: Wow.

[1:08:41] Kaly: Getting ahead of it.

[1:08:42] Andrew: Yeah, that was great.

[1:08:43] Kaly: Alison, what do you do?

[1:08:46] Andrew: Not a singular thought.

[1:08:47] Kaly: Really?

[1:08:47] Andrew: Okay, because I have some thoughts.

[1:08:49] Kaly: Okay.

[1:08:49] Andrew: Um give it to us.

[1:08:51] Kaly: Uh the Glee girls, New Direction Girls really giving it their all and being supportive queens and icons.

[1:08:58] Andrew: Yeah!

[1:08:58] Kaly: When the boys, every time that the girls like perform for the most part, do it. The boys are like, okay, stone faced, smooth brained.

[1:09:06] Andrew: I have I want nothing to do with this.

[1:09:10] Kaly: They look like toes.

[1:09:11] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:09:11] Kaly: They look they fully look like toes sitting sitting in the auditorium.

[1:09:16] Andrew: Um this performance comes to mind as right after this performance.

[1:09:22] Kaly: Matt has his first of three lines in the series.

[1:09:27] Andrew: Um, which I remember watching for the first this this episode for the first time and being thoroughly confused because I was like, this character has face paint on.

[1:09:36] Kaly: I'm not even sure who that is.

[1:09:37] Andrew: I don't know who that is.

[1:09:39] Kaly: Well, and isn't he, doesn't he have face paint for a uh a person from Kiss that doesn't exist?

[1:09:46] Andrew: Yeah, he like his line is like, oh, I'm the person that replaced or something, and I'm like, okay.

[1:09:52] Kaly: Alright.

[1:09:53] Andrew: Okay.

[1:09:54] Kaly: You wasted one of your three lines on that.

[1:09:58] Andrew: Um my last note about this is I feel like this is the beginning of the glee budget being absolutely out of control.

[1:10:07] Kaly: Insane.

[1:10:07] Andrew: Right.

[1:10:08] Kaly: Is that pyrotechnics that I saw?

[1:10:09] Andrew: Yeah, which is like I feel like very seldom found in a season one performance.

[1:10:14] Kaly: Where like that's like that's a season five, like era where they're going absolutely crazy with the budget.

[1:10:20] Andrew: Falls to the walls, yeah.

[1:10:22] Kaly: Yeah.

[1:10:22] Andrew: But there's a lot going on here.

[1:10:23] Kaly: And I have questions.

[1:10:25] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:10:26] Kaly: Yeah.

[1:10:27] Andrew: So those were my three notes.

[1:10:30] Kaly: Anyways, how did Finn take his makeup off so quickly and change into that red gaga outfit?

[1:10:38] Andrew: Hmm.

[1:10:39] Kaly: Um, the moist towel.

[1:10:48] Andrew: Wait, we're not even gonna vote.

[1:10:49] Kaly: We're not even gonna do it.

[1:10:50] Andrew: We're not even voting.

[1:10:52] Kaly: We really don't.

[1:10:53] Andrew: I feel like that would be offensive.

[1:10:54] Kaly: It's all over.

[1:10:55] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:10:55] Kaly: No, that's so true.

[1:10:56] Andrew: Well just pull in bop out of bop after bop from this goddamn cup.

[1:11:04] Kaly: Uh I have I've been waiting for all of these.

[1:11:07] Kaly: I feel like I've been waiting for everything now that I just listened to the Gleek of the Week playlist and I'm just like, ooh, can't wait to pull that. Ooh, can't wait to pull that.

[1:11:15] Andrew: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[1:11:16] Kaly: Okay.

[1:11:23] Andrew: So good.

[1:11:43] Kaly: Since that was the only one I played the still the silver ball.

[1:11:46] Andrew: From slow hold down the brighton.

[1:11:48] Kaly: I must have played them all, but I ain't seen nothing like them.

[1:11:51] Andrew: Had none of an amusement hall.

[1:11:53] Kaly: Fat death dumb and blind kid.

[1:11:55] Andrew: Show play with me, pinball.

[1:12:00] Kaly: He's a pinball visit.

[1:12:02] Andrew: There has to be a twist.

[1:12:03] Kaly: A pinball is it got such a subest.

[1:12:11] Andrew: How do you think he does it?

[1:12:13] Kaly: I don't know about this.

[1:12:17] Andrew: Well, he ain't getting noticed attractions, can't hear those buttons and bells.

[1:12:21] Kaly: Don't feel like the flashing.

[1:12:23] Andrew: He plays by sense of smell.

[1:12:25] Kaly: Always has a replay and never tilts at all.

[1:12:30] Andrew: Should play the meat, pinball.

[1:12:38] Kaly: He's a pinball, is it has to be a test.

[1:12:42] Andrew: A pinball is it got such a ball?

[1:12:50] Kaly: He's a pinball visit.

[1:12:52] Andrew: He scores a trillion more.

[1:12:54] Kaly: A pinball is it got one pinball?

[1:13:00] Andrew: He's scoring more.

[1:13:04] Kaly: He's scoring more.

[1:13:11] Andrew: I thought I was the valley table cake, but I just ended my pinball ground to him.

[1:13:11] Kaly: To him.

[1:13:28] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:13:34] Kaly: I am Perez Hilton.

[1:13:36] Andrew: Perez Hilton, the double snap in the air.

[1:13:38] Kaly: Yeah.

[1:13:39] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:13:39] Kaly: An icon.

[1:13:41] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:13:41] Kaly: Simply obsessed.

[1:13:43] Andrew: Kaylee, what are we thinking?

[1:13:44] Kaly: Pinball.

[1:13:45] Andrew: Incredible.

[1:13:46] Kaly: Oh my god.

[1:13:47] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:13:47] Kaly: Also another contender for winner of the clacket, I think.

[1:13:51] Andrew: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[1:13:51] Kaly: Um, we're just getting, like you said, just bop after bop.

[1:13:54] Andrew: This is really good.

[1:13:55] Kaly: Yeah.

[1:13:56] Andrew: Yeah, this is great.

[1:13:57] Kaly: Um, I'm glad I was here for this.

[1:13:59] Kaly: Um, I feel I don't know how I feel like Allison literally just said that this was like you were getting into this and that this was really good.

[1:14:08] Kaly: And you and after you said that, I was like, I don't, I don't even know if I I don't really listen to that at all.

[1:14:14] Kaly: So I was like, let me listen.

[1:14:15] Kaly: And now it's been on repeat.

[1:14:17] Kaly: So I've been prepping for this.

[1:14:18] Kaly: It's been on reading for the last week for me.

[1:14:21] Andrew: It's a deep cut.

[1:14:22] Kaly: You don't think that a song about pinball is gonna hit so hard, and then it does.

[1:14:27] Andrew: Or wizards for that matter.

[1:14:28] Kaly: Or wizards for real.

[1:14:30] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:14:30] Kaly: Um, yeah, I like the I think this is shorter than the MP3.

[1:14:35] Andrew: Yes.

[1:14:35] Kaly: I think the MP3 is a little, she's kind of long, but it's worth it.

[1:14:40] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:14:40] Kaly: Um, yeah, I have nothing bad to say.

[1:14:43] Andrew: Um, I'm sorry to whatever's against this.

[1:14:46] Kaly: Yeah, again.

[1:14:47] Andrew: Allison's cup.

[1:14:48] Kaly: Yeah.

[1:14:48] Andrew: Wow, you're delivering tonight.

[1:14:49] Kaly: Yeah, thank you.

[1:14:51] Andrew: Um Allison's cup has been at the gym.

[1:14:53] Kaly: It's been really prepping.

[1:14:55] Andrew: So given the Christmas presents, baby.

[1:14:58] Kaly: Yeah.

[1:14:58] Andrew: That's what it's given.

[1:14:59] Kaly: Yeah.

[1:15:00] Andrew: Um, zero crumbs.

[1:15:02] Kaly: That was that was just amazing.

[1:15:03] Andrew: Girl I ate.

[1:15:04] Kaly: Girl I ate.

[1:15:05] Andrew: Um, I feel like I have like a similar note about like um, okay, stick stick with me.

[1:15:11] Kaly: I have a similar note about this that I do with like candles that I feel as though um vocal adrenaline needed to lose this competition.

[1:15:21] Andrew: I'm not saying that this is the flop of this, of this set list, because I think that I know I know people really like Starships.

[1:15:30] Kaly: There are people that that do like it.

[1:15:32] Andrew: I think that Starships is okay.

[1:15:34] Kaly: Yes.

[1:15:34] Andrew: No, you said it.

[1:15:35] Kaly: You said it.

[1:15:36] Andrew: Um I I feel like Starships is almost like synonymous with like candles, and then this would be the like the razor glass, right?

[1:15:44] Kaly: Interesting.

[1:15:45] Andrew: And it's like they needed to lose against New Directions.

[1:15:49] Kaly: What do we think?

[1:15:50] Andrew: Sure.

[1:15:50] Kaly: Yeah, they did need to lose.

[1:15:52] Andrew: I d again, like these are not bad songs.

[1:15:55] Kaly: Yeah.

[1:15:55] Andrew: But I see what you're saying.

[1:15:57] Kaly: Because what does Wonder Er one-what does One Direction sing in this competition?

[1:16:02] Andrew: They were against One Direction.

[1:16:06] Kaly: What do New Directions sing at this competition?

[1:16:09] Andrew: I didn't see the outfit, so I couldn't.

[1:16:10] Kaly: It's Edge of Glory.

[1:16:12] Andrew: It's all coming back to me now, and Paradise by the Dashboard Light.

[1:16:16] Kaly: Yep.

[1:16:17] Andrew: I forget that Edge of Glory is on there.

[1:16:19] Kaly: Yes.

[1:16:21] Andrew: I feel like New Directions.

[1:16:24] Kaly: I feel like Paradise by the Dashboard Light is also really good.

[1:16:27] Andrew: I feel like that's their that's New Directions Pinball Wizard.

[1:16:31] Kaly: Yes.

[1:16:31] Andrew: I guess I would say.

[1:16:34] Kaly: I don't know.

[1:16:35] Andrew: I feel like it's a fair competition.

[1:16:37] Kaly: I do think Pinball Wizard's better, actually.

[1:16:40] Andrew: No.

[1:16:41] Kaly: You're right.

[1:16:41] Andrew: I changed my mind.

[1:16:42] Kaly: Okay.

[1:16:43] Andrew: I know but because New Directions did not use procs.

[1:16:47] Kaly: No, they didn't.

[1:16:48] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:16:48] Kaly: Yeah.

[1:16:48] Andrew: Heavy.

[1:16:49] Kaly: That was the thing for me.

[1:16:50] Andrew: I'm like, wait, no, because they kind of just were walking.

[1:16:54] Kaly: Yeah.

[1:16:54] Andrew: As they do.

[1:16:55] Kaly: Park and market.

[1:16:56] Andrew: Stopping right there.

[1:16:56] Kaly: I gotta know right now.

[1:16:58] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:17:02] Kaly: Something that's a good thing to consider.

[1:17:03] Andrew: Maybe they should do the New Directions, should have had their nationals win revoked, is what you're saying.

[1:17:08] Kaly: Yeah.

[1:17:10] Andrew: Yeah, sure.

[1:17:11] Kaly: Why not?

[1:17:12] Andrew: Hey, we reviewed the tapes and you lost.

[1:17:16] Kaly: Hand it over.

[1:17:18] Andrew: We need the trophy.

[1:17:19] Kaly: Also, while we're on the topic, fucking unique.

[1:17:21] Andrew: I know we brought it up previous episodes, but for unique to like deliver this performance, go all the way to nationals, come in second in the country after singing two solos, join New Directions, and then just be like what?

[1:17:34] Kaly: Like uh like an overqualified like extra almost.

[1:17:38] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:17:39] Kaly: Um close to nothing.

[1:17:40] Andrew: I'm so sorry.

[1:17:42] Kaly: Um, it's just rude and disrespectful.

[1:17:44] Andrew: And I don't know.

[1:17:45] Kaly: I don't think it I hate it.

[1:17:47] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:17:48] Kaly: She deserved better.

[1:17:49] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:17:49] Kaly: Yeah.

[1:17:50] Andrew: Um, okay.

[1:17:52] Kaly: Are we?

[1:17:53] Andrew: I'm also again, I'm afraid of what's coming out of your cup.

[1:17:56] Kaly: I'm afraid of what comes out of your cup.

[1:17:57] Andrew: Same love.

[1:17:59] Kaly: Same love.

[1:17:59] Andrew: Yeah, another unique track.

[1:18:02] Kaly: Oh, you know what, Alison?

[1:18:04] Andrew: You manifested this at the very beginning of this episode.

[1:18:07] Kaly: Um it's season four.

[1:18:09] Andrew: Oh.

[1:18:10] Kaly: You already know what it is.

[1:18:11] Andrew: Do you do you recall what you said or what you played?

[1:18:14] Kaly: What I played, I played Make Em Laugh versus The Boy is Mine.

[1:18:18] Andrew: Make no mistake.

[1:18:20] Kaly: Make no mistake.

[1:18:22] Andrew: She's mine.

[1:18:23] Kaly: The boy's mine is a different Santana track.

[1:18:28] Andrew: Don't call her anymore.

[1:18:47] Kaly: I don't want to see a face.

[1:18:59] Andrew: Make no mistake.

[1:19:05] Kaly: She's mine.

[1:19:58] Andrew: She's my she's my don't call her any more.

[1:20:22] Kaly: This isn't over.

[1:20:24] Andrew: Is it?

[1:20:24] Kaly: Yeah, no, it is over.

[1:20:26] Andrew: It's all over.

[1:20:27] Kaly: It's all over.

[1:20:27] Andrew: It's all over.

[1:20:27] Kaly: Okay.

[1:20:31] Andrew: Who wants to start us in the discourse of this one?

[1:20:34] Kaly: I mean, again, there's not really discourse.

[1:20:37] Andrew: I'm just like bored.

[1:20:39] Kaly: Like they sound beautiful.

[1:20:41] Andrew: Um, which is something they have over Shout.

[1:20:44] Kaly: Is that the name of that song?

[1:20:45] Andrew: I don't even shout it out.

[1:20:45] Kaly: Yeah.

[1:20:45] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:20:48] Kaly: So at least they have that going for them.

[1:20:50] Andrew: Um, but yeah, I'm just bored.

[1:20:52] Kaly: I thought it was I thought Brittany kind of peeking through was kind of funny.

[1:20:56] Andrew: I always skip this when I watch, so I didn't know that happened.

[1:20:56] Kaly: Yeah.

[1:20:56] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:21:01] Kaly: No, this is the song that happened on Glee, as it turns out.

[1:21:04] Andrew: Um Yeah, that's crazy.

[1:21:06] Kaly: Yeah, no, it's wild.

[1:21:08] Andrew: I I do not stand for this.

[1:21:11] Kaly: This is so what was the point?

[1:21:14] Andrew: Like also, I'm sort of distracted by the fact that they cut Britney singing Robin's dancing on my own in this episode, but they kept this.

[1:21:24] Kaly: And I'm like Are you kidding me?

[1:21:24] Andrew: Yes.

[1:21:28] Kaly: Dancing on my own.

[1:21:30] Andrew: Like crazy.

[1:21:30] Kaly: Sick.

[1:21:30] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:21:33] Kaly: That's weird.

[1:21:34] Andrew: Um we at the very least we got the the audio track.

[1:21:37] Kaly: Uh I forget like when they like released it, but they did release the audio track of Heather Morris singing Dance on My Own.

[1:21:45] Andrew: So we do have that.

[1:21:46] Kaly: But um for that not to be part of the episode, but for this, I'm like, this is so boring.

[1:21:55] Andrew: It's boring and I don't like the storyline.

[1:21:58] Kaly: Like uh Santana leave leave Brittany alone.

[1:22:03] Andrew: Like she wanted to not be with you, or you just mutually like you broke up with each other and now she's exploring other things.

[1:22:11] Kaly: Like you dated Sam, you know that he's a good guy.

[1:22:15] Andrew: Um shut up.

[1:22:17] Kaly: I will say that like when I was watching this live in what this was uh 2013, that I was deeply Britannia Emo.

[1:22:29] Andrew: Um this episode in particular is a very Britannia heavy episode.

[1:22:33] Kaly: And I mean, like when it comes down to it, it's like if Brittany observed herself, like someone's outsang the other by miles, and so it's like for the fact that you still fucking stick with Sam at the end of the episode.

[1:22:33] Andrew: I'm sorry.

[1:22:33] Kaly: Again, injustice.

[1:22:50] Andrew: Um that's why I think Britney kind of sucks.

[1:22:53] Kaly: Like when she's like, Santana, if I wasn't with Artie, you're my definite second choice.

[1:23:01] Andrew: Like the fuck?

[1:23:03] Kaly: How is Santana coming second to Artie and second to Sam?

[1:23:06] Andrew: Like none of this makes sense to me.

[1:23:09] Kaly: Brittany, figure yourself out, babe.

[1:23:09] Andrew: Thanks.

[1:23:09] Kaly: Bye.

[1:23:12] Andrew: Well, I think this is like the infantilization of Britney S.

[1:23:15] Kaly: Pierce without a doubt.

[1:23:17] Andrew: Because she chose to date these men.

[1:23:18] Kaly: No, it's just like she's just big time baby.

[1:23:21] Andrew: She's a baby girl.

[1:23:22] Kaly: Like she is an adult child with boobs, as she said.

[1:23:25] Andrew: Um I mean, talk about no personality or character development.

[1:23:25] Kaly: Okay.

[1:23:25] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:23:33] Kaly: That's yeah.

[1:23:35] Andrew: But not I mean, not even not to bring this into it, but that's kind of why I always like even though like I'm literally a lesbian, but I attach myself more to Claim than Britannia, just because I love Santana.

[1:23:51] Kaly: I love her so much, but Britney gives me nothing.

[1:23:54] Andrew: And so it's really hard for me to like um, like, I don't know what I'm trying to say, but like feel feel the same sort of emotions towards the relationship, I guess.

[1:24:05] Kaly: Just cause she, I'm kind of just like, well, you're there, I guess.

[1:24:09] Andrew: You're somewhere very Santana to place her emotions on.

[1:24:13] Kaly: Yeah, yeah.

[1:24:14] Andrew: Well Santana's great, Brittany's lame.

[1:24:16] Kaly: Um, that's so interesting that you say that because like as a gay man, I love Britanna.

[1:24:21] Andrew: Britanna is for me, Clain absolutely isn't.

[1:24:24] Kaly: And so I'm like, is it just like opposites attract?

[1:24:26] Andrew: Fully print queer glee.

[1:24:29] Kaly: We yeah.

[1:24:30] Andrew: I don't know.

[1:24:30] Kaly: Someone needs to do a study.

[1:24:30] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:24:32] Kaly: We need to get the scholarship.

[1:24:33] Andrew: Because like I don't like Clain because it's like it's like unrealistic.

[1:24:36] Kaly: I don't like the Dalton thing, like the anti-bullying policy was always like a uh red flag for me.

[1:24:42] Andrew: I was like, I I can't I can't defend that.

[1:24:45] Kaly: That's fair.

[1:24:45] Andrew: I want bullying.

[1:24:45] Kaly: Yeah.

[1:24:47] Andrew: I want at least come on.

[1:24:48] Kaly: We need some bullies at Dalton.

[1:24:51] Andrew: It's like take some egos down a couple pegs, yeah.

[1:24:51] Kaly: Exactly.

[1:24:51] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:24:55] Kaly: Well, I guess we did have some bullies at Dalton in later seasons, but um season two, like, come on.

[1:25:02] Andrew: That fucking school did not exist.

[1:25:04] Kaly: That was a dream scenario.

[1:25:06] Andrew: Yeah, it was all in Kurt's head.

[1:25:07] Kaly: Yeah.

[1:25:08] Andrew: Blaine was a figment of imagination.

[1:25:10] Kaly: Yeah.

[1:25:11] Andrew: And that's continue that.

[1:25:13] Kaly: Yeah, that's like that's actually canon.

[1:25:17] Andrew: Um pinball wizards versus make no mistake.

[1:25:22] Kaly: I mean, again, is it worth even it's voting?

[1:25:26] Andrew: That's it's yes.

[1:25:28] Kaly: Make no mistake.

[1:25:28] Andrew: It's pinball wizards.

[1:25:30] Kaly: No mistake, she's gone.

[1:25:31] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:25:32] Kaly: Um she gone.

[1:25:33] Andrew: She gone.

[1:25:36] Kaly: Okay.

[1:25:36] Andrew: I pulled my final song for the episode.

[1:25:39] Kaly: What?

[1:25:42] Andrew: I'm scared.

[1:25:44] Kaly: I don't even know what this is off the top of the noggin.

[1:25:47] Andrew: Like, the fuck?

[1:25:48] Kaly: Here we go.

[1:25:50] Andrew: It's the same word as our second song of the night.

[1:25:54] Kaly: Oh.

[1:25:56] Andrew: Oh!

[1:25:58] Kaly: Okay.

[1:25:59] Andrew: I know what this is.

[1:26:04] Kaly: Kick my heels up and throw my hands up and throw my hand back in.

[1:26:09] Andrew: Come on now.

[1:26:10] Kaly: Don't forget to say you will.

[1:26:13] Andrew: Don't forget to say, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[1:26:17] Kaly: Say that you love me.

[1:26:18] Andrew: Say that you need me.

[1:26:20] Kaly: Say that you want me.

[1:26:22] Andrew: I still remember when you used to be nine years old.

[1:26:27] Kaly: Hey, I was a fool for you from the bottom of my soul.

[1:26:35] Andrew: I want you to know.

[1:26:37] Kaly: I wanna know.

[1:26:38] Andrew: I said I want you to know right now.

[1:26:41] Kaly: I wanna know.

[1:26:42] Andrew: You've been good to me, baby.

[1:26:45] Kaly: I said I want you to know right now.

[1:26:48] Andrew: I wanna know.

[1:26:49] Kaly: You know you make me wanna lift my head up and throw my hands back in.

[1:26:54] Andrew: Come on now, take it easy.

[1:26:57] Kaly: A little bit something now, a little bit soft now, a little bit softer now, a little bit softer now, a little bit softer now, a little bit softer now, a little bit softer now, a little bit softer now, a little bit softer now, a little bit softer now.

[1:27:17] Andrew: A little bit louder now, a little bit louder now, a little bit louder now, a little bit louder now, a little bit louder now, a little bit louder now.

[1:27:26] Kaly: Hey, hey, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[1:27:32] Andrew: A little bit louder now, a little bit louder now, a little bit louder now, a little bit louder now.

[1:27:39] Kaly: Jump up and shout now, jump up and shout now, jump up and shout now, jump up and shine now.

[1:27:45] Andrew: Jump, jump, jump, jump and shut.

[1:27:47] Kaly: Jump, jump, jump and shop.

[1:27:48] Andrew: Jump, jump, jump and shit.

[1:27:57] Kaly: Sugar putting her entire she must have been exhausted after this.

[1:28:01] Andrew: She was tired.

[1:28:01] Kaly: Yeah.

[1:28:02] Andrew: Her entire shagus.

[1:28:04] Kaly: Sugar scene.

[1:28:05] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:28:07] Kaly: Oh, that was fun.

[1:28:09] Andrew: That was more fun than I expected.

[1:28:11] Kaly: Yeah.

[1:28:11] Andrew: This is the shouting episode of Gleek of the Week.

[1:28:14] Kaly: Ah!

[1:28:14] Andrew: Perfect!

[1:28:20] Kaly: Oh my god.

[1:28:20] Andrew: What are we thinking?

[1:28:21] Kaly: I love it when our own jokes.

[1:28:23] Andrew: I love it.

[1:28:25] Kaly: I love this.

[1:28:26] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:28:28] Kaly: This was like number 15 on my unwrapped.

[1:28:32] Andrew: I this is one of my favorite.

[1:28:34] Kaly: I feel like this is a deep cut, but this is one of my favorite bolos.

[1:28:38] Andrew: Um or a Blaine Tana?

[1:28:42] Kaly: Wait, or Blaine Blaine Blitney?

[1:28:45] Andrew: Blitney.

[1:28:46] Kaly: I sure brain.

[1:28:48] Andrew: Brain?

[1:28:49] Kaly: Brain.

[1:28:50] Andrew: I think that people call them online the Sunshine Twins.

[1:28:54] Kaly: I'm not sure where that started.

[1:28:56] Andrew: Have you seen that?

[1:28:57] Kaly: What the fuck?

[1:28:57] Andrew: I have.

[1:28:58] Kaly: I watched it.

[1:28:58] Andrew: I watched it.

[1:28:59] Kaly: There's like a Sunshine Twins compilation on YouTube that I spent.

[1:29:02] Andrew: I like the Sunshine.

[1:29:03] Kaly: I think they're very cute.

[1:29:04] Andrew: I think it's really cute.

[1:29:05] Kaly: Yeah.

[1:29:06] Andrew: They're very good.

[1:29:06] Kaly: I really love the wiki where that comes from.

[1:29:09] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:29:10] Kaly: The brain team.

[1:29:11] Andrew: The brain team is what also known as the uh oh, wait, I don't know what this is.

[1:29:18] Kaly: This is a role playing.

[1:29:19] Andrew: This is a role-playing site.

[1:29:21] Kaly: I don't want this.

[1:29:23] Andrew: Log out.

[1:29:24] Kaly: Log out.

[1:29:25] Andrew: Okay, anyways, I don't know what this is.

[1:29:27] Kaly: Anyway.

[1:29:28] Andrew: Um, yeah, I just love it.

[1:29:30] Kaly: I think they're so cute together.

[1:29:32] Andrew: Um, I think the song's so catchy.

[1:29:35] Kaly: Yeah.

[1:29:35] Andrew: And just like, it's just fun.

[1:29:38] Kaly: Like they're having fun.

[1:29:39] Andrew: I love the high kicks.

[1:29:40] Kaly: Yeah.

[1:29:40] Andrew: Kind of would have been fun to just see them like knock a kid over or something.

[1:29:44] Kaly: I know, punch a kid in the face.

[1:29:46] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:29:47] Kaly: Um, yeah, I don't know.

[1:29:49] Andrew: I love it.

[1:29:50] Kaly: I love.

[1:29:50] Andrew: I will say that I never reach for shout it out loud.

[1:29:55] Kaly: I will on occasion reach for this.

[1:29:58] Andrew: This is fun.

[1:29:59] Kaly: Agree.

[1:29:59] Andrew: I like when they do like a little bit louder now, a little bit softer now.

[1:30:03] Kaly: Um, also the Heather Morris and um Vanessa Lenji's.

[1:30:07] Andrew: I don't know if you caught that, but Heather Morris, like tucking down Vanessa Lenji's, I'm fully obsessed.

[1:30:15] Kaly: Um, it's like it's really sad watching it because it's like you know that Vanessa Lenji is putting so much of her body into these performances because it's like she is fully episode by episode.

[1:30:26] Andrew: She does not know if she's ever gonna come back, so she's giving reasons for she's interviewing for the job as she has it.

[1:30:34] Kaly: Which is like terrifying to actually think about.

[1:30:37] Andrew: Um she's doing a lot, her crawling.

[1:30:40] Kaly: She's really, you know, I understand this is a sunshine sunshine twins duet, but sugar really is the MVP here.

[1:30:48] Andrew: I'm obsessed.

[1:30:49] Kaly: I mean, think of the carpet burns they were all getting.

[1:30:51] Andrew: Yeah, crawling on that floor.

[1:30:53] Kaly: Yeah, they put in the work.

[1:30:55] Andrew: Take after take.

[1:30:56] Kaly: Yeah.

[1:30:57] Andrew: This is a good, a feel good song.

[1:31:00] Kaly: Like, like I feel like I'm going to a wedding, and they're playing the DJ's playing this.

[1:31:05] Andrew: It feels good.

[1:31:06] Kaly: Yeah.

[1:31:07] Andrew: I like it.

[1:31:07] Kaly: Yeah.

[1:31:08] Andrew: Gun to my head.

[1:31:09] Kaly: If I pulled it and I was like, I do not know what this is.

[1:31:11] Andrew: No, but it's like it delivers.

[1:31:13] Kaly: And I was like, oh, I know what this is.

[1:31:16] Andrew: Consistently, your cup is really just like hit after hit.

[1:31:21] Kaly: Yeah.

[1:31:21] Andrew: Bop after bop.

[1:31:23] Kaly: It's specifically for Kaylee.

[1:31:25] Andrew: Like number 15.

[1:31:27] Kaly: Literally for me.

[1:31:28] Andrew: Yeah, this is a few.

[1:31:28] Kaly: Manifested for Kaylee.

[1:31:30] Andrew: Thank you.

[1:31:30] Kaly: Thank you so much.

[1:31:32] Andrew: My my for you podcast.

[1:31:34] Kaly: Yeah.

[1:31:35] Andrew: FYP.

[1:31:36] Kaly: Um Glee's 500th performance that they ever did.

[1:31:42] Andrew: Um in season four, Girls and Boys on Film, uh, where they sang a bunch of songs from movies that none of those characters would care about.

[1:31:51] Kaly: Uh they do not care about a ghost as good as it is.

[1:31:56] Andrew: They don't care about Animal House.

[1:31:57] Kaly: They do not care about like uh like what risky fucking business.

[1:32:02] Andrew: No, sorry.

[1:32:03] Kaly: Get out.

[1:32:04] Andrew: When he's like, oh, this is like the seminal hit from Funhouse.

[1:32:09] Kaly: We all know that, right?

[1:32:10] Andrew: And they're all like so excited.

[1:32:12] Kaly: I'm like, you guys you are 14, 15, yeah, 16.

[1:32:17] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:32:17] Kaly: Especially Brittany, the adult baby.

[1:32:21] Andrew: There's no way she fucking knows what Animal House is.

[1:32:24] Kaly: Yeah.

[1:32:25] Andrew: Like she knows like the the French um song from the end of Finding Nemo, La Mer.

[1:32:31] Kaly: Like she knows that.

[1:32:32] Andrew: She can't think of like Pixar songs that Brittany would know.

[1:32:40] Kaly: What's the Sarah McLaughlin from Toy Story 2?

[1:32:42] Andrew: Oh, um, when somebody loved me.

[1:32:46] Kaly: Why didn't they sing that on Glee?

[1:32:48] Andrew: Because it was a Disney song.

[1:32:49] Kaly: Well, I mean, I don't know.

[1:32:52] Andrew: They sing Let It Go.

[1:32:53] Kaly: Yeah, they could have gotten the right if they wanted to.

[1:32:55] Andrew: They were like, please, please, we need let it go.

[1:32:57] Kaly: Please, we need somebody love me.

[1:33:00] Andrew: The Jesse song.

[1:33:01] Kaly: Please, Miss Menzel, please.

[1:33:03] Andrew: Please.

[1:33:04] Kaly: Um, any further thoughts about Shao?

[1:33:07] Andrew: Um, the song or the verb.

[1:33:10] Kaly: Yeah, make me wrong.

[1:33:12] Andrew: I don't know.

[1:33:12] Kaly: I kind of wanted to go against another blame song because I would love to be a part of that.

[1:33:18] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:33:18] Kaly: I would love that too.

[1:33:20] Andrew: Let's see.

[1:33:23] Kaly: Not.

[1:33:24] Andrew: I think that this might be our first like hard competition.

[1:33:28] Kaly: Season two.

[1:33:30] Andrew: Solo.

[1:33:31] Kaly: I won't give anything else away beyond that.

[1:33:34] Andrew: Can you let us guess?

[1:33:36] Kaly: Um, let me see if like oh, this would be hard to tell from the thumbnail, but I would be really impressed if you can get it.

[1:33:45] Andrew: Masked in darkness.

[1:33:48] Kaly: You can see like the curtains beginning to rise.

[1:33:53] Andrew: Whose solo is it?

[1:33:53] Kaly: A solo?

[1:33:54] Andrew: I think if I tell you whose solo it is, it will give it away.

[1:33:57] Kaly: Do you want to know who it is?

[1:34:00] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:34:00] Kaly: It's a Holly Holiday solo.

[1:34:03] Andrew: Oh.

[1:34:04] Kaly: Oh, uh.

[1:34:05] Andrew: I know what it is.

[1:34:07] Kaly: I don't know.

[1:34:08] Andrew: How said?

[1:34:09] Kaly: Turning tables.

[1:34:11] Andrew: It is turning tables.

[1:34:22] Kaly: Best Glee volume ever.

[1:34:25] Andrew: Close enough to start a war.

[1:34:30] Kaly: All in a hand is on the floor.

[1:34:37] Andrew: God only knows what we'll fighting for.

[1:34:42] Kaly: All that I say, you always say more.

[1:34:49] Andrew: I can't keep up with your turning tables under your thumb.

[1:34:56] Kaly: I can breathe.

[1:35:01] Andrew: So I won't let you close enough to hurt me.

[1:35:06] Kaly: No, I won't ask you to just deserve me.

[1:35:13] Andrew: I can't give you what you think it gave me.

[1:35:19] Kaly: It's time to say goodbye to turning table to turn table.

[1:35:36] Andrew: Next time I'll be braver, I'll be my own savior when the thunder calls for me.

[1:35:49] Kaly: Next time I'll be braver, I'll be my own savior's standard.

[1:36:08] Andrew: No I won't ask you, you to just deserve me.

[1:36:14] Kaly: I can't give you what you think it gave me.

[1:36:20] Andrew: It's time to say gonna buy the turning table.

[1:36:31] Kaly: The turn and table.

[1:36:40] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:36:53] Kaly: Oh, yep.

[1:36:53] Andrew: And it's over.

[1:36:54] Kaly: Um.

[1:36:57] Andrew: I feel like I've gone on record in the past saying that I don't care for this glee cast version.

[1:37:06] Kaly: You've said that.

[1:37:07] Andrew: Um, but I want to start off positive, so I want someone else to go ahead.

[1:37:11] Kaly: I love this track.

[1:37:13] Andrew: This is so goddamn good.

[1:37:17] Kaly: Like uh the Adele covers on this show hit in different ways.

[1:37:24] Andrew: And this itches the same scratch as Rolling in the Deep, which I'm like, I'm the Gleeks are gonna roast me, but I'm pretty sure these are on the same.

[1:37:34] Kaly: They are glee volume, okay.

[1:37:36] Andrew: Good.

[1:37:36] Kaly: They're gonna race.

[1:37:37] Andrew: Best B volume of all time.

[1:37:38] Kaly: Yeah.

[1:37:39] Andrew: Okay, for once in my goddamn life.

[1:37:41] Kaly: My two brain cells are winning.

[1:37:43] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:37:43] Kaly: Um they both are on the same CD, and uh they both itch a scratch that is so deeply embedded in my brain.

[1:37:53] Andrew: There's something about Gwyneth Peltro's voice on this, like the next time I'll be braver, I'll be my own savior.

[1:38:01] Kaly: Oh, the bridge.

[1:38:04] Andrew: Like slays for me, and it's so good.

[1:38:10] Kaly: It's a song that I didn't know before Glee.

[1:38:13] Andrew: It's so good.

[1:38:14] Kaly: It Holly Holiday, thank you.

[1:38:16] Andrew: Yeah, I think she sounds beautiful.

[1:38:19] Kaly: I I never reach for this, I'll be honest.

[1:38:22] Andrew: Okay.

[1:38:23] Kaly: Um, so I'm not really too aware of it, but I I enjoyed that, like listening to it and seeing it.

[1:38:30] Andrew: She's beautiful, her voice is beautiful.

[1:38:33] Kaly: Yeah.

[1:38:33] Andrew: Um yeah, I don't I don't really have much to comment on because there's not much going on, unfortunately.

[1:38:41] Kaly: She is certainly just standing there.

[1:38:43] Andrew: Yes, but um, but I mean she makes it work, she still sounds good.

[1:38:48] Kaly: Yeah, I think the audio makes up for that.

[1:38:50] Andrew: Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[1:38:52] Kaly: Yeah, I might I might put this on after this.

[1:38:54] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:38:55] Kaly: On like shuffle and stuff.

[1:38:56] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:38:57] Kaly: Go searching for turning tables.

[1:38:58] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:38:59] Kaly: Um, I mean, like, I had my era with turning tables.

[1:39:03] Andrew: I think that in 2011, I was like, yeah, sure, I'll I'll listen to it and it's good.

[1:39:10] Kaly: Um, I think that, oh god, I don't even understand. Like, if I were to venture to guess why I don't like this song, it is because of trauma. And it is because um watching this episode live, I do recall it's Night of Neglect after the hiatus, and I remember something was like this sounds like a made-up story. I promise it's true. Um there was something in my eye during the viewing of this episode, and I remember just like getting to this performance and being like, well, this is when I actually need to go to the bathroom to actually deal with this, you know. And I think that that's why it just like fully never landed with me. And so um I think it's great. I know all the words. I stan Adele, um, as we all know, but um I do think it is weird, Alison, that uh that you bring attention to Glee sings Adele, and you say this and rolling in the deep, which I think are I guess I I would say the last two of the five Adele songs that we have. We have Make You Feel My Love.

[1:40:15] Andrew: Oh, Make You Feel My Love. Are we calling that an Adele song?

[1:40:18] Kaly: She because Leah Michelle does do the Adele like arrangement. Adele version. Make you feel my love, rolling in the deep, turning tables, and then the mashup. Are we counting that as two different songs?

[1:40:31] Andrew: Okay, uh, what is it? It's somebody like you mashed up with R.

[1:40:38] Kaly: Well, the the track itself, someone like you is aft is second. Come on. This is embarrassing. Do you want me to tell you?

[1:40:52] Andrew: No, no, no, because I'm singing it in my head, it goes, ooh, ooh, she, she ain't real. She ain't gonna be able to love you like I'm well. G and strange, I don't know. History now, don't you remember? Oh got your own history, really. What you want? Bless you. I gotta get to the chorus. Head in the clouds, made a fool out of you, and boy, you bring it me down. You make my heart mouth than a cult to the call. Rumor has it!

[1:41:26] Kaly: Wow, okay. You showed the work with the side.

[1:41:30] Andrew: Yes.

[1:41:32] Kaly: Wow. Wow, that was embarrassing. Oh my gosh. Anyways, what's number five?

[1:41:37] Andrew: I don't know. Oh, uh, wait, Kaylee. Do you know what the the last Adele? Um what's been named so far?

[1:41:46] Kaly: So we have rolling the deep, turning tables, rumor has it someone like you, and make you feel my love.

[1:41:53] Andrew: Oh, I know the other one. Um number five. Sang by Marley.

[1:41:59] Kaly: Marley. Omar Lolo. Marlolo in the season four premiere. It's very good.

[1:42:04] Andrew: Oh, um, was this their her audition?

[1:42:10] Kaly: No. It's at the end of the episode. And then Rachel and Kurt at the are at the top and they're like the bitch.

[1:42:19] Andrew: Yeah. I can see I can see her turning around in my head and Kurt at the phone. Should I give up? Should I just keep chasing pavements?

[1:42:31] Kaly: Yeah. A good one. Yeah, I would say, sorry, Marley. Rolling in the deep and turning tables, I think, are at the bottom of the list of the adult. Like, I think that they're not pairable. Not for me. Um, where are you ranking them?

[1:42:47] Andrew: The gleek, I I'm not gonna say it because the glee gleeks will come to my house. Allison didn't even know the fucking name of the song.

[1:42:54] Kaly: Yeah, so redacted. Um redacted slash someone like you. So yeah.

[1:43:04] Andrew: Anyway, how about those children playing the orchestra in the back of this song?

[1:43:09] Kaly: Yeah. Right? They were the elementary school kids. What the hell was that about?

[1:43:17] Andrew: I don't know. That was weird.

[1:43:20] Kaly: There she were sure we're a night of neglecting there.

[1:43:22] Andrew: Yeah, they were they were paying them with Taffy.

[1:43:25] Kaly: Sure. And like also, but like where are there? There are so many children there, but only Will Schuster is watching it. Where are those children's parents as well?

[1:43:38] Andrew: Yeah. You would think that they would have to do that. But like it's night of neglect. It is fully nighttime. Children should not be out at nighttime.

[1:43:47] Kaly: Yeah, it's seven o'clock. Where are your kids? Oh, they're all at Glee Club. They're all at night of neglect, which is like I don't like having my child there.

[1:43:57] Andrew: Fuck. Anyway. Oh man. I love this. This is not a hard competition for me, but I want to vote. Then I want Andrew to vote because I think, Kaylee, you are going to be the deciding factor.

[1:44:10] Kaly: Yeah. Okay.

[1:44:14] Andrew: And I'm going shout. Can I come right out and say it?

[1:44:17] Kaly: Yeah. Wait, you wanna let's tease tease it a little bit.

[1:44:20] Andrew: Oh, oh no, I don't know. Like she was my top 10 song.

[1:44:27] Kaly: Yeah, I'm sorry. It it was gorgeous, but shout to me is just like it's fun. The MP3 and the MP4 are both good. Like maybe if she was dancing or like, you know, doing anything. Ms. Goop. Ms. Goop, you gotta do a little bit more. You gotta party all the time.

[1:44:45] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:44:46] Kaly: Party all the time. Yeah, you do the party all the time.

[1:44:49] Andrew: Yeah. You just gotta move. Maybe take turning tables to the club and then turn the tables there.

[1:44:55] Kaly: Turn the record tables, baby.

[1:44:58] Andrew: Yeah. Um, I have all of the winners from the club.

[1:45:01] Kaly: Yeah, and I got all these losers. Your cup is really flavor blasted.

[1:45:06] Andrew: Mm-hmm. Flavor blasted cup. Um, I have it's All Over, pinball wizard, and Shout, all going through to the next round of the Glackett. Kind of iconic, really iconic. Kaylee, this is again, this is these are songs for you.

[1:45:20] Kaly: Um not songs for you. Shout it out loud, make no mistake, she's mine, and turning tables.

[1:45:28] Andrew: Yeah. Rest in peace. Rest in peace, to all the turning tables. That sucks because I really like turning tables, but Don't Dream It's Over was already not sent through. So it's like that's my number one for coming back for 600. People were upset about Don't Dream. Kaylee, what what do you think about Don't Dream It's Over?

[1:45:48] Kaly: Um, I don't really have any strong opinions on it. I'm gonna be honest. I'm okay. I do need you to bring back um what Broadway baby.

[1:46:00] Andrew: Broadway baby that needs to that needs to come back. I'm going to show up to your house with like pitchforks. Broadway baby, I want to raise as to a Broadway adult throughout the Glackett.

[1:46:10] Kaly: Yeah.

[1:46:12] Andrew: Yeah. She and Britney can both.

[1:46:14] Kaly: She and Britney can be there. Out of the cribs and into the offices.

[1:46:19] Andrew: Yes. They are working girls.

[1:46:22] Kaly: Oh my god.

[1:46:24] Andrew: Yeah. Kaylee, thank you so so much for being our glee this week.

[1:46:29] Kaly: Thank you for having me.

[1:46:30] Andrew: We're gonna ask you the question we ask every single one of our Gleeks that you know. Um, if Glee was still on in 2022, almost 2023. Scary.

[1:46:41] Kaly: Scary.

[1:46:42] Andrew: Uh, what are they singing?

[1:46:45] Kaly: Okay. So first, I think during the pandemic, they would have done like a glee, like COVID PSA, kind of like imagine, except maybe they would do like no air. They they'd like all be on Zoom and be like, how are you supposed to breathe no air? Yeah, your masks, you know, stay inside. Oh, I don't know, something like that, maybe. Um at the end of the episode, they'd have like Blaine stand like looking directly in the camera, like everybody, we need to take this seriously. Wear your mask, stay inside, wipe down your groceries.

[1:47:21] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:47:22] Kaly: Oh, I love that era of the wiping down the groceries.

[1:47:24] Andrew: Yeah, wiping down the groceries.

[1:47:27] Kaly: Yeah. Very nice. Um, yeah, I feel like everything everyone said before, Hamilton, obviously.

[1:47:34] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:47:35] Kaly: Olivia Rodrigo, obviously. Um, I just want a hairy episode for myself, even though I don't I don't know if she's there to like be that status, but I just want that selfishly.

[1:47:50] Andrew: Did you listen to the episode where I uh did the like fan fiction of Fine Line?

[1:47:56] Kaly: I was in your DMs about it.

[1:47:58] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:47:59] Kaly: I did. I liked it a lot. You yeah, it was really good for you.

[1:48:03] Andrew: Um I had thank you. I know it was.

[1:48:06] Kaly: No, I had a yeah, no, I was I was in it. I was taking notes.

[1:48:10] Andrew: Good.

[1:48:11] Kaly: Yeah. I to be so lonely, that's Blaine. Like maybe like Unholy Trinity doing golden.

[1:48:18] Andrew: Okay.

[1:48:19] Kaly: Um late night talking, Sam.

[1:48:24] Andrew: Ooh.

[1:48:25] Kaly: I feel like.

[1:48:26] Andrew: Interesting.

[1:48:27] Kaly: Okay.

[1:48:28] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:48:29] Kaly: Um, I also think it would have been funny if um season six, if it continued to be a full season and didn't and had like a different plot. I think it would have been fun if they didn't episode on Zayn Leading One Direction. Cause that happened literally as that happened like days after Glee ended. And I think maybe Ryan Murphy wanted to do like a uh like a dialogue on parasocial relationships or something. And it would just be like Blaine and Tina crying because those are the one direction stands that I have in my head.

[1:49:04] Andrew: Yeah, I feel like it's exclusively Blaine and Tina.

[1:49:07] Kaly: Wait, who would be like the closet one direction stan of the new directions? Do you think? Someone that is like afraid to admit it.

[1:49:15] Andrew: That's a good question.

[1:49:18] Kaly: Rory.

[1:49:18] Andrew: Rory.

[1:49:19] Kaly: Rory plot.

[1:49:21] Andrew: Yeah, sorry plot.

[1:49:25] Kaly: Yeah, I feel like he would just be like, because he would feel like, oh, like Niall, we have to support like Irish people. Right. I don't know, maybe something like that.

[1:49:32] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:49:32] Kaly: Um, you know what? Actually, I'm I'm putting Brittany in there too.

[1:49:36] Andrew: Okay.

[1:49:37] Kaly: Okay. But yeah, I feel like she would be a one direction stand.

[1:49:41] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:49:42] Kaly: Um, and yeah. That's what I want.

[1:49:46] Andrew: Wow. And what would you be singing on Glee?

[1:49:49] Kaly: I'd be singing Glee. Oh my god, everything. I would be in every number. I would be with, I would be like on Blaine's shoulders. Just like no more solos for anybody else.

[1:49:59] Andrew: Yeah, I just want, I want to be in a um a triplet number with Blaine, Rachel, and me.

[1:50:08] Kaly: Um, I would just be like swaying in the background or something.

[1:50:11] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:50:12] Kaly: That's just I'm in Broadway baby, just late.

[1:50:16] Andrew: Yeah, you know.

[1:50:17] Kaly: Yeah, just share.

[1:50:20] Andrew: Your fist bumping.

[1:50:21] Kaly: Fist bumping to Broadway baby.

[1:50:24] Andrew: Yeah, that would be me.

[1:50:25] Kaly: That's yeah. No, I'm really serious about I I need that to go. I didn't know people felt strongly about Broadway baby.

[1:50:33] Andrew: Me neither.

[1:50:34] Kaly: I well, I'm one of them, which is why I feel great about it. I think that I said it's the gayest song on Glee. Do you agree as a gay person?

[1:50:43] Andrew: Okay. Yes.

[1:50:44] Kaly: No, and I and yeah, like Blaine, Darren Chris, whole whole blissy into it, truly. Yeah. With the the dance moves, like the the share, the oh my god. Everything.

[1:50:56] Andrew: I watch that literally like almost daily. It makes me so good.

[1:51:01] Kaly: And you have to be go back, reverse your life, be born homosexual, and then listen to it.

[1:51:01] Andrew: And then listen to Broadway Baby, and then you'll understand.

[1:51:11] Kaly: It will be in your Spotify rap.

[1:51:13] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:51:14] Kaly: Yeah.

[1:51:15] Andrew: Oh wow. Absolutely incredible. This is so good. Kaylee, um, you've been simply iconic as uh our Gleek of the Week this week. Um, if the Gleeks, the glisteners choose to find your social Gledia, where can they do that?

[1:51:29] Kaly: Um, so I am on Twitter, and I guess I'll give my TikTok too. Both of them are Harry is a gliek.

[1:51:37] Andrew: Okay, full words, Harry is a gliek.

[1:51:40] Kaly: And you're putting out Gleek's content, I take it.

[1:51:43] Andrew: I kind of I guess I tweet about I I'm gonna be honest, I mostly post about Harry, but I do like I do watch Glee. I'm on a constant, I'm always watching it, I'm always tweeting about it. So they'll be in there.

[1:51:56] Kaly: Okay. Um, yeah, come bully me.

[1:51:59] Andrew: I love it. Like, not bully, don't bully me, but I'm not sure.

[1:52:03] Kaly: I don't think you're wrong in the discussing.

[1:52:05] Andrew: No, thank you. The turners will be will be after you, I think.

[1:52:09] Kaly: The tablers.

[1:52:10] Andrew: The turn tablers.

[1:52:13] Kaly: Um, but no, I love I love like discussing glee.

[1:52:16] Andrew: Yeah.

[1:52:17] Kaly: So hop in the DMs.

[1:52:18] Andrew: Well, we're so glad that we could do that for an hour and 28 minutes with you this evening. So Kaylee.

[1:52:26] Kaly: Thank you so so much.

[1:52:28] Andrew: We're gonna end the episode by saying bye in our most annoying voices after one. Three, two, one.

[1:52:36] Kaly: Bye.

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