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[0:00] Kitten: Kitten, meow, meow, and Clucky, brrk, brrk, are two best friends. Trying to make sense of the world around them. Adventures and discoveries around every bend. Come along and explore with them. Season 5, Episode 8, Gracious Intolerance. Hold still, Link. I'm trying to secure Clucky on your back for our perimeter check. Woohoo! Feels like I'm in a rodeo. I just need a lasso. We're gonna have so much fun, boss. Okay, I think I got you on, but try to grip his collar with your toes for extra security. Yee-haw! Off we go. Chicken on a dock. Seeing through the fog. Garden, all the friends. Home, sweet home, Washington.

[1:19] Clucky: So true. It's cloudy a lot here, boss. Hey, I see the heads ahead. With Kitten. Let's go over there. Giddy up, Link. Okay, boss.

[1:29] Kitten: Good morning, ladies. You look unusually comfortable up there riding a dog, Clucky.

[1:35] Clucky: Hey, it's awesome. I get a higher lookout, and Link can go much faster than my strong but short legs can carry me. What are y'all doing over in this area of the yard?

[1:45] Kitten: We haven't been here in a while. It appears the moles have been busy here. There are lots of new mole hills. And it's created a lovely opportunity for worms.

[1:54] Clucky: The mole has loosened the soil, so all the worms are more accessible. I must say, it's a beautiful day for feasting. Worms, you say? Well, let me down.

[2:04] Kitten: Be careful, Clucky, as you dismount. We don't want you to get hurt.

[2:08] Clucky: Clucky, are you trying to get off, buddy? Here, let me help you.

[2:13] Kitten: Rock! Thanks, Xander. You're right, ladies. The disturbance in the soil by the moles has really brought up the worms. Yum! They do tend to be more active in the late winter and early spring. This is a good sign that winter is coming to an end.

[2:31] Clucky: I don't remember ever seeing this many mole hills before, though. And the funny thing is, I never see the hole that they climb back into. It's just a small pile of dirt.

[2:39] Kitten: Mole hills are created because of the tunnels they dig under the earth. This is all the soil they push out to maintain their tunnels. There must be quite an underground system based on the number of mole hills. Over there! Rock! By that tree!

[2:54] Clucky: I see it, boss. I'm heading over. Hump! Oh, I missed it.

[2:59] Kitten: It's over there now. I mean, hump!

[3:03] Clucky: Rock! Be careful, Ink! My tail feathers! Sorry, boss. Hump! I missed it again.

[3:11] Kitten: I see it now! It's over there! By the other small tree!

[3:15] Clucky: On my way, boss! Hump! Rock! Rock! Rock! Ouch! I need to get out of the way! Rock!

[3:26] Kitten: Hump! Oh, no. I missed it again. They're fast. I can smell it, though.

[3:35] Clucky: Hey, Ink! It popped up over there now! Thanks, boss! Hump! Ouch! I keep walking my nose on these mole hills and they keep disappearing as soon as I get to them. It's over there now! I'll get it this time. Hump! Oh! Ouch! Meow! Link, you stepped on my tail this time!

[3:57] Kitten: Sorry, boss. This is fun trying to catch the mole. Perhaps instead of whacking your nose, you should be whacking the moles. All you're doing is pouncing on all of us.

[4:06] Clucky: Sorry, boss. Oh, I think I see it this time. Meow! Ouch! We need to stop pointing out the moles.

[4:17] Kitten: Hey, Link. I think I better take you up to the house. You're getting a bit too excited down here and Mama's gonna make me and give you a bath if you get too much dirt on your paws.

[4:26] Clucky: Okay, boss. Bye, everyone.

[4:30] Kitten: Oh, thank goodness Xander noticed our distress. Link is a giant dog! Did you feel the earth shake as he jumped at each mole hill?

[4:39] Clucky: I absolutely did. Rawk! A mole! It is not necessary to carry on in such an undignified manner. Our apologies. Hello, my name is Kitten. May we ask what your name is?

[4:54] George: You may. My name is George Reginald Alistair Charles Edmund XIII, but you may call me Your Grace.

[5:01] Clucky: Grace?

[5:03] George: Yes, my initials inadvertently spell out grace, so it's just easier than utilizing all the names. In advertising? Are you a spokesperson or in ads?

[5:16] George: No, inadvertently means without intention or by accident. Isn't Your Grace a title used in nobility?

[5:23] Kitten: I am delighted by your exemplary knowledge. Indeed, I come from a long aristocratic line of moles. My ancestors arrived on ships from the United Kingdom a century ago. While we no longer use such titles, my family happened to name me after some very distinguished relations, and therefore I resurrected the use of the title Your Grace, since they also happen to be my initials. It is not necessary to bow or curtsy, however.

[5:48] Clucky: A fellow Brit! How marvelous! My name is Bagheeta. Enchanted. While I'm historically from British ancestry, we have long lived in the United States, and we now consider ourselves American. We do try to uphold the proper manners, education, and diction of our forebearers, the Townsends.

[6:07] George: Oh, does that mean you are a Townsend mole, the largest mole species found in North America?

[6:13] Bagheeta: Indeed, and you would be? My name is Bridget. Nice to meet you.

[6:20] Clucky: My name is Bella. You're the first mole I've met. My name is Sir Cluckington of Washington. People just call me Clucky, though. If we're using titles, you could call me Sir.

[6:27] George: I see. So you have been knighted, then. Of which realm do you descend from?

[6:33] Clucky: I'm not sure what you're asking. Xander was the person who named me.

[6:40] George: Xander, hmm, does not sound familiar. However, I must be Greek in origin, as it likely stems from Alexander. Are you Greek?

[6:47] Clucky: Nope, I'm a rooster. You'll have to excuse Clucky. He's not been officially knighted. It's just the name our family gave him.

[7:01] George: Indeed, I presume that with the departure of the large canine that was here, that I can expect my ceiling down below will stop shaking.

[7:08] Kitten: That was Link. He's big and clumsy, but doesn't intentionally mean to harm anyone. It just happens when he's around.

[7:14] Pharrell: Salut, mes amis. What do we have here? It looks like a black ball of fur. It is such nice shiny fur.

[7:21] Clucky: This is Grace. He's a mole, Pharrell.

[7:28] Pharrell: A mole? Like on the face? No, it cannot be the same. Can you see me, little one? I do not see your eyes or ears. Can you hear me? It looks just like a ball of fur. Mon dieu. Are those your hands? They are enormous for such a little creature.

[7:46] George: While moles are not known for their vision, we do have acute hearing. I can hear you perfectly well. As for my hands, they are necessary implements for digging. I can dig up to 18 feet per hour.

[8:09] Pharrell: I have never seen a mole before. What exactly is a mole?

[8:17] George: You're looking at it. Ah, Brigitte. So clever. Moles are burrowing mammals that are found in various continents. They have incredibly powerful claws that allow them to create intricate systems of tunnels underground for both feeding and habitat. My family also excels at psychology, engineering, and molecular science.

[8:38] Clucky: Did you say molecular science?

[8:40] George: Yes, my sister is quite knowledgeable in that regard.

[8:47] Clucky: Could she be considered a doctor of molecular science?

[8:56] George: Well, while not actually attaining a formal degree, I suppose so. Ha! Told you, kitten. A mole curer. A doctor mole, remember?

[9:03] Clucky: Clicky, it's not the same at all. Albeit impressive that she has that kind of knowledge.

[9:10] Kitten: I do not understand what you are all talking about. Are we friends with this mole now?

[9:16] George: I would not classify ourselves as friends. We've only just made our acquaintances. Perhaps in time we could become contemporaries, but we are certainly not there yet. My name is George Reginald Alistair Charles Edmund XIII, but as I have mentioned to your friends, you may call me Your Grace.

[9:36] Clucky: It is quite a long name, no? My own personal grace? Ah, no, you said we may all call you that. Therefore you are Our Grace. I have never had any grace before, but you could certainly be my first one, shall or not?

[9:51] Pharrell: My name is Pharrell. I live a few houses away, but I like to visit my cher ami and of course, mon amour kitten.

[10:02] Kitten: I see. Pharrell likes to visit us from time to time. Do you all see that bush trembling? Why do the bushes always seem to be shaking around here?

[10:08] Clucky: Beware of shaking bushes. Danger could be lurking.

[10:13] Kitten: You're absolutely right.

[10:17] Clucky: A fox! Run for your lives!

[10:21] Pharrell: Gotcha! Oh no! She got me! Oh, these teeth are crushing me! Farewell, my friends, please remember me. I shall miss you all. I can see the light.

[10:34] Kitten: Stay away from the light, Brigida! Felicity Foxington, halt these shenanigans. We have talked about this in great length.

[10:49] Clucky: Manners, Felicity. Drop the domesticated fowl.

[10:52] Kitten: Do not speak with your mouth full. I can see we have a lot more work to do.

[10:58] Clucky: Oh, I'm dying. I'll just lay here and pass on. Brigida?

[11:06] Pharrell: Brigida, I don't think she even drew any blood. You're a bit wet here, but that's it.

[11:13] Clucky: What are you talking about? I was just in that beast's mouth. I may have internal injuries that you can't see.

[11:18] George: I could put you out of your misery and stop this wailing.

[11:23] Felicity: Felicity, what would be the point of that? What would we do with a murdered chicken?

[11:29] Clucky: You certainly don't expect me to excavate a cavity in the soil to conceal this crime you would have committed, do you?

[11:36] Felicity: Wouldn't she just eat her?

[11:40] Clucky: Seriously, Clucky? Don't give her ideas.

[11:43] George: Clucky! That would be unacceptable!

[11:45] Clucky: Clucky, how could you? I'm not saying she should eat her. Just isn't that what foxes do? Eat chickens?

[11:56] George: Under normal circumstances, you are correct. However, I am well acquainted with Felicity and she no longer consumes animals.

[12:05] Felicity: But I want to!

[12:07] George: Wanting to and needing to are two vastly different things, Felicity.

[12:12] Kitten: Excuse me, Your Grace, but foxes normally hunt small animals and birds, don't they?

[12:18] George: Yes, but please let me ensure that Felicity does not consume your friend.

[12:22] Clucky: Felicity, what does the fox say?

[12:27] Felicity: No, I can't do it.

[12:30] George: Felicity, please. While my hands may look substantial, I do not have excessive time on them to deal with your nonsense.

[12:38] Clucky: Do you think eating my body weight in food daily is an expedient task?

[12:43] Felicity: You eat your body weight in food every day?

[12:46] George: That was rhetorical, but yes, I do.

[12:50] Clucky: Wow! I wonder what would happen if I ate my body weight in food every day.

[12:55] George: I don't think your skinny little chicken legs would hold you up, Clucky. There's a reason why chickens don't do that.

[13:02] Kitten: Shall we return to the task at hand? Felicity, what does the fox say?

[13:08] Felicity: Saw... tooth?

[13:11] George: I implore you to make a revised version.

[13:15] Felicity: Saw... horse?

[13:18] George: Time is of the essence here, Felicity.

[13:21] Felicity: Saw... dust?

[13:23] George: Do I need to start issuing ultimatums?

[13:26] Felicity: No, but they just look so tasty. I haven't had a chicken in so long.

[13:32] Clucky: Look at their plump, succulent bodies.

[13:36] Felicity: Who are you calling plump? I prefer full-feathered.

[13:41] George: These are potential contemporaries and not for consumption.

[13:45] Felicity: Fine. I'm saw... sorry? I'm just so hungry.

[13:55] George: Insects will sustain you. With formalities out of the way, let me introduce you to Kitten, Clucky, Bella, Bridget, Feral, the black cat over there, and you met Brigitte in a rather inappropriate and unconventional way by positioning her in your mouth. Everyone, this is Felicity Foxington, also affectionately known as Flick. Perhaps once she has established a more trustworthy presence, you might start addressing her in that manner.

[14:22] Kitten: Felicity, may I ask why you stopped eating animals if that's what you want to do? Although I'm really grateful that you don't right now, otherwise you would have eaten a dear friend of mine and we wouldn't be here chatting.

[14:35] Felicity: Well, earlier this year, I seem to have developed an intolerance or allergy to meat.

[14:40] Kitten: Uh, stop it! Stop it!

[14:42] Felicity: Um, Felicity, are you alright?

[14:45] Felicity: Sorry, just having some internal conflicts.

[14:49] George: I met Felicity when she was attempting to consume another acquaintance. That's when I learned of her...

[14:55] Felicity: I've been working with her to overcome her natural instincts to be a Mesopredator.

[15:01] Clucky: I've never heard of being a mess of a predator. Is that because she's fighting the instincts and is all messy inside?

[15:08] Felicity: No. Mesopredator is a mid-level predator. Perhaps you've heard of the term Apex Predator. Those are at the top of the food chain.

[15:15] Felicity: As a Red Fox, I am preyed upon by the Apex Predators and therefore I am considered a Mesopredator. I hope that explanation is sufficient.

[15:25] Clucky: Oh yeah. That clears things right up. So are there lower level predators too?

[15:30] Felicity: No. The next level in the food chain would be herbivores.

[15:34] Clucky: Felicity, did you know your name has French origins? Perhaps not a good time to be bringing up this fact as it comes from Felicitation, which means congratulations. I suppose you do not want to be congratulated for no longer eating these animals?

[15:50] Felicity: No. Not really. I feel like eating you.

[15:55] Clucky: Aha! So perhaps not. And perhaps I will move a little further from you and behind this tree. Kitten, my dear, come here. I will protect you.

[16:08] Felicity: I have been doing quite well with restraint. We have occasional mishaps, but considering that I'm fighting evolutionary development and instincts, it is quite remarkable. Here, Felicity, have a few worms.

[16:21] Felicity: Ugh. Worms again? Blech.

[16:25] Clucky: Worms are one of my favorites. So squishy like moving noodles.

[16:30] Felicity: They should also help to suppress your appetite.

[16:34] Clucky: What happens when you do eat animals? Are you encouraging her, Kitten?

[16:39] Kitten: Sadly, I feel incredibly ill. My stomach churns, I start swelling, and then vomiting. I can get hives all over.

[16:49] Clucky: So you attract bees?

[16:52] Kitten: Why would I attract bees?

[16:55] Clucky: You said you get hives all over. Isn't that where bees live?

[16:59] Kitten: Not the same kind of hives, Clucky. I think I've got a few hives when I had my allergies really bad last spring. They are red or skin-colored bumps that develop on your skin, and they're very itchy.

[17:11] Felicity: Perhaps just a small taste.

[17:14] Kitten: No! I must fight the urges.

[17:17] Felicity: Remember yourself, Felicity. It is extremely disagreeable to your health if you consume animal proteins.

[17:24] Clucky: Is this allergy contagious?

[17:26] Felicity: Is this allergy contagious? Do Kitten and I need to be worried about being close, other than the danger of you wanting to eat us?

[17:37] Kitten: Pharrell, allergies are not contagious. Felicity, do you know how you became allergic to animals?

[17:43] Felicity: No, I wasn't born like this. I used to eat rabbits. Rabbits and moles. Sorry, your grace. Field mice. Yum.

[17:57] Felicity: Small birds. They could be more challenging to catch. Ooh, and squirrels. Feisty but tasty. Then chipmunks. Ooh, chipmunks for dessert would be lovely.

[18:06] Felicity: Sorry. Concentrate, Felicity. Your grace said that there was a chance I was bitten by a Lone Star Tick.

[18:16] Clucky: What's that? We do have plenty of ticks around here. Remember our friend Nine? She's the O possum. With O. Not the A, the E, I, or U. She eats lots of those ticks.

[18:29] Felicity: A Lone Star Tick is a specific tick that can create an allergy in humans to red meat. It is statistically improbable because they are not indigenous to the area, nor have there been any reports of their presence.

[18:42] Felicity: Also, it only creates an allergy to red meat, such as beef. And I react negatively to all animal proteins. Thus, it is only conjecture on my part.

[18:52] Clucky: I don't think you should be checking her, your grace. Neander does that to people in hockey. It means you slam into them. She's obviously trying not to eat you. And us. And other animals. No need to get aggressive.

[19:07] Felicity: I would never check anyone that is intolerable in Neanderthal behavior. I said conjecture, which means an opinion or conclusion based on incomplete information.

[19:20] Clucky: Meander behavior? Doesn't meander mean to walk around in a winding or aimless way? I suppose that could be accidental checking.

[19:30] Felicity: Neanderthal, Clucky. Not meander.

[19:34] Clucky: You're right about the definition of meander, but Neanderthal in this way means crude, rude, primitive, or savage.

[19:40] Kitten: If anyone happens to be concerned, I am feeling better now. I have inspected all parts of my body, and aside from a few missing feathers, all seem to be intact and functioning as they should be.

[19:53] Felicity: That is a relief, Brigitte. I'm sure it wasn't pleasant to be in Felicity's mouth.

[19:59] Kitten: Thank you, Pharrell. I can always count on you for empathy for my tribulations.

[20:04] Clucky: And amazing tributaries. Where? I'll defend you all.

[20:09] Felicity: No, Clucky, there's not enemies in tributaries. Oh, that means enemies hiding in streams that flow from rivers.

[20:17] Kitten: She said empathy for her tribulations. Empathy is the ability to understand and share others' feelings. And tribulations are struggles or trials.

[20:27] Clucky: Oh, so she is grateful for Pharrell understanding her struggles. I was really hoping we got to battle some of those enemies in tributaries.

[20:35] Felicity: I have been in comparable tragedies in the past, Brigitte. While unpleasant, there is no need for all this drama.

[20:44] Clucky: Oh, your grace. Brigitte lives for drama.

[20:49] Felicity: I don't know what you're talking about, Brigitte. If you had been in the mouth of that fox, I would certainly be much more understanding. It was very traumatizing.

[20:59] Brigitte: You're really good at using that word, Brigitte.

[21:01] Bella: Oh, Bella, you have no idea. It's just one trauma after another around here and it all seems to happen to me.

[21:09] Clucky: Imagine if you became allergic to worms.

[21:13] Felicity: Oh, don't even say that. That would be dreadful.

[21:17] Clucky: And imagine being ostracized by your friends and family.

[21:21] Felicity: Why would I become an ostrich? Although being significantly taller and faster wouldn't be all bad. Will Felicity turn into a wolf or something because of her allergy?

[21:31] Kitten: No, your grace said ostracized, which means to be excluded from society or a group. Why is she being ostracized?

[21:40] Felicity: Because all of my fox friends can eat other animals. They aren't interested in bugs when they're a tasty treat.

[21:47] Felicity: And I can't very well be friends with herbivores. I mean, look at me. They all run away. I've been fortunate enough that your grace has stuck with me and has been helping me.

[21:57] Clucky: Oh, that sounds so sad. I didn't think about losing friends over an allergy.

[22:03] Felicity: It's just ridiculous. Who's a sort of fox who doesn't eat meat? I want meat, but I can't eat it.

[22:10] Kitten: Oh, Felicity, I feel terrible for you. It must be so hard to change what is instinctual for you.

[22:16] Felicity: I suppose it doesn't mean I feel safe or comfortable around her. Sorry, Felicity, for your plight and all, but I hope you understand.

[22:25] Felicity: Oh, Brigitte, I do. I wouldn't blame you for holding me back.

[22:30] Kitten: I'm sorry, Felicity. I don't know what I would do without you.

[22:34] Clucky: I think it's time you consume more grubs and worms, Felicity, and not repeat your offensive behavior to these domesticated fowls and felines.

[22:42] Felicity: Right. Worms and grubs.

[22:46] Clucky: I'm sorry, Felicity, but I can't do that.

[22:50] Felicity: Oh, Brigitte, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[22:54] Clucky: I'm sorry, Felicity. I'm sorry.

[22:57] Clucky: I think it's time you consume more grubs and worms, Felicity, and not repeat your offensive behavior to these domesticated fowls and felines.

[23:01] Felicity: Right. Worms and grubs.

[23:05] Felicity: Yum. I do appreciate you all talking to me and not immediately running away.

[23:11] Felicity: I've been so lonely lately. I end up talking to myself a lot.

[23:15] Clucky: Well, if you promise not to eat us, you're welcome to come back around here, Felicity. I mean, Flick.

[23:21] Felicity: Aw, thanks, Clicky. I may take you up on that. It does help to have your grace around to keep me in check.

[23:29] Clucky: So he does check you.

[23:32] Felicity: Not like in hockey. He holds me accountable and reminds me that eating meat will only make me feel terrible.

[23:39] Clucky: Imagine how you'd feel if you ate a friend, Felicity.

[23:44] Felicity: Terrible.

[23:46] Clucky: This is a friendly group of chickens and cats. Now, have you ever heard about chickens and cats being friends before?

[23:53] Felicity: No. That is an odd coupling.

[23:57] Clucky: So it wouldn't be that much stranger to add a fox to the mix. And a mole.

[24:02] Felicity: I'm not sure if we've developed into contemporaries yet.

[24:06] Felicity: However, I do have extensive tunnel work in the area, so I'll definitely be in the vicinity.

[24:11] Clucky: I will remain open-minded about the situation.

[24:15] Felicity: Now, I must get back to tunneling and eating. Only so many hours in a day, and plenty of insects must be consumed.

[24:23] Felicity: Best regards, everyone. Felicity, we'll talk again soon, I imagine.

[24:28] Kitten: Oh, yes, your grace. Thank you.

[24:31] Clucky: Actually, Flick, I bet our friends Loki and Satoshi might be good friends for you.

[24:37] Felicity: They're Siberian huskies, and they live nearby.

[24:39] Clucky: That does sound intriguing. Do they eat meat?

[24:45] Felicity: As a matter of fact, Satoshi has mentioned eating us on more than one occasion. Loki prevented her, though.

[24:52] Clucky: So if she asks if you're food, don't be alarmed. She asks everyone that.

[24:57] Felicity: She sounds like my type of friend. Although I rarely ask, are you food? I just tend to pounce.

[25:03] Clucky: Oh, then you'd love Loki. He pounces all the time.

[25:06] Felicity: Not on us, but he scares me every time he comes around.

[25:10] Clucky: Ah, yes. Surprise is fun to talk to.

[25:15] Felicity: Surprise? Who's that?

[25:18] Clucky: I think that is a story for another day.

[25:22] Clucky: Thank you for joining us for today's episode.

[25:25] Clucky: Today's characters were done by Everett Torres as Felicity.

[25:30] Clucky: You're absolutely right.

[25:32] Clucky: That was rhetorical, but yes, I do.

[25:36] Clucky: Christine Rosam as Farrell.

[25:39] Clucky: Get in, my chère. Viens ici. I will protect you.

[25:43] Clucky: Corbin Daniels as Xander.

[25:46] Clucky: Here, let me help you.

[25:48] Clucky: And Link.

[25:50] Clucky: We're going to have so much fun, boss.

[25:53] Clucky: Parker Daniels as Zander.

[25:56] Clucky: And Link.

[25:58] Clucky: We're going to have so much fun, boss.

[26:00] Clucky: Parker Daniels as Bridget.

[26:03] Clucky: Imagine if you became allergic to worms.

[26:06] Clucky: Bella.

[26:08] Clucky: I didn't think about losing friends over an allergy.

[26:11] Clucky: And Brigitte.

[26:13] Clucky: Oh no! She got me!

[26:16] Clucky: And Amy Daniels as Kitten.

[26:19] Clucky: Our apologies.

[26:21] Clucky: And Clucky.

[26:23] Clucky: I was really hoping we got to battle some of those enemies in tributaries.

[26:26] Clucky: Special thanks to Henry Johnson, our theme song composer.

[26:28] Clucky: Did you know he wrote that when he was only 12 years old?

[26:32] Clucky: Yes, there's a bio of him on our website.

[26:35] Clucky: We have a website?

[26:37] Clucky: Yes, kittenandclucky.com.

[26:39] Clucky: This episode was written by Christine Rosam and Amy Daniels.

[26:43] Clucky: The Kitten and Clucky podcast was produced, edited and created by Amy Daniels.

[26:48] Clucky: All rights reserved.

[26:50] Clucky: Music and sound effects provided by Epidemic Sound.

[26:53] Clucky: And now...

[26:55] Clucky: What are you mocking about?

[26:56] Clucky: In this segment, you get to tell us what's on your mind.

[27:00] Clucky: Tell us a joke.

[27:02] Clucky: Share a fun fact.

[27:04] Clucky: Or ask us your burning questions.

[27:06] Kitten: Clucky, no one has burning questions.

[27:08] Clucky: You never know.

[27:10] Abby: Hello? My name is Abby.

[27:14] Abby: From Richmond, California.

[27:17] Abby: And I'm four years old.

[27:20] Kitten: Hello, Abby from Richmond, California.

[27:23] Kitten: Wow, four years old! And you're using the phone? That's amazing!

[27:28] Abby: And I have a joke.

[27:30] Abby: My joke is, why did the chicken cross the playground?

[27:35] Kitten: I don't know. Why did the chicken cross the playground?

[27:39] Abby: To get to the other slide.

[27:42] Kitten: Meow, of course. To get to the other slide.

[27:46] Clucky: Thank you, Abby.

[27:48] Clucky: Oh, this one's mine. It's from our website.

[27:50] Clucky: It's from Adia in Dallas, Georgia.

[27:54] Clucky: I didn't know there was a Dallas, Georgia.

[27:57] Clucky: I knew about the Texas one.

[27:59] Clucky: Actually, there are at least 11 Dallases in the United States.

[28:03] Clucky: In Georgia, North Carolina, Oregon, Pennsylvania, and South Dakota.

[28:07] Clucky: Just to name a few other states.

[28:09] Kitten: Who knew?

[28:11] Clucky: Well, obviously, kitten knew.

[28:13] Kitten: Meow.

[28:15] Clucky: Well, Adia is six.

[28:17] Clucky: And writes, why did the chicken cross the road?

[28:22] Kitten: Hey, wait a minute. I have a joke here.

[28:26] Clucky: Maybe it's supposed to remain a mystery.

[28:28] Kitten: Well, Adia, if you remember the other part of the joke, please send it in so we can know.

[28:33] Kitten: Otherwise, it will remain a mystery.

[28:39] Gabriel: Howdy, kitteny-clucky. My name is Gabriel.

[28:41] Gabriel: And I am from Itchmon, California.

[28:44] Gabriel: And I am eight years old.

[28:49] Kitten: Hello, Gabriel.

[28:51] Kitten: This is my joke.

[28:52] Gabriel: What do you call a dog that always sneezes?

[28:56] Kitten: I don't know. What do you call a dog that always sneezes?

[29:00] Gabriel: Achoo, Wawa.

[29:02] Kitten: Meow, meow, meow, meow. Achoo, Wawa.

[29:04] Clucky: I love it.

[29:08] Kitten: This last message is from Pearl in County Clare, Ireland.

[29:13] Kitten: She is eight.

[29:15] Kitten: She sent us a joke.

[29:17] Kitten: What did the parrot tell me when I said good morning?

[29:20] Clucky: I don't know.

[29:22] Kitten: Good morning.

[29:24] Clucky: Oh, because it's a parrot.

[29:26] Kitten: That's right, Clucky.

[29:28] Kitten: She also says, say hi to Rubix, the hamster of doom for me.

[29:33] Clucky: Oh, hello, Pearl. I'm glad to know I have followers all the way over in Ireland.

[29:39] Kitten: Our time will be coming soon. Stay alert.