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[0:00] Amy Daniels: Kitten, meow, meow, and Clucky, are two best friends. Trying to make sense of the world around them.

[0:12] Amy Daniels: Adventures and discoveries around every bend. Come along and explore with them.

[0:22] Amy Daniels: Hurricane Part 3. Aftermath.

[0:30] Clucky: Grr, that was a loud one.

[0:35] Kitten: Yeah, yes it was.

[0:39] Clucky: Look! How much longer do you think it will last?

[0:44] Kitten: It feels like it's been storming for hours.

[0:47] Clucky: It has been.

[0:52] Kitten: How do you know? With the windows covered with the storm shutters, I can barely tell if it's day or night.

[0:58] Clucky: I can see the clock over by the door to the house.

[1:03] Kitten: I noticed it when Maddox left. The little hand was pointing towards the nine when she left.

[1:11] Clucky: Now it's pointing towards the one.

[1:17] Kitten: I am so tired of being in this small crate. I have not done a workout in 24 hours.

[1:22] Clucky: And Xander keeps bringing me all this yummy food and I keep eating it all.

[1:27] Kitten: How is a guy supposed to keep his shape in times like these?

[1:41] Clucky: Oh, Clucky, you're still in shape. You're just a little rounder now.

[1:47] Kitten: Very funny. She is right. A circle is still a shape.

[1:52] Clucky: Oh, I do hope the roof holds. Those winds sound really strong.

[1:57] Kitten: Sounds like something hit the shutter hard. Oh, I wish we could see.

[2:02] Clucky: Look, I don't. I'm going to bury my head in the straw till this is over.

[2:07] Kitten: That is a good idea. The shutters protect the windows from the stuff blowing outside, but it completely covers the window. All we can do is imagine what's happening out there.

[2:14] Clucky: Oh, Clucky, do you think our coop will be OK? I am quite fond of our nesting boxes.

[2:19] Kitten: I don't know, Brigitte. Sounds like all kinds of stuff is blowing around out there.

[2:28] Clucky: Maddox said the storm should pass tonight. Tomorrow we'll know.

[2:32] Kitten: I hope we know tomorrow.

[2:34] Clucky: Tomorrow we'll know. I have a shed to rest my head. Tomorrow we'll know.

[2:45] Kitten: Tomorrow we'll know. Will I have a coop or be out on the stoop? Tomorrow we'll know.

[3:02] Clucky: Tonight the storm rages and we're stuck in these cages.

[3:11] Kitten: Thunder crashes and lightning flashes and we all wait to see what we'll be.

[3:28] Clucky: Tomorrow we'll know.

[3:32] Kitten: I hope we know tomorrow.

[3:55] Clucky: Wake up, Clucky. The storm has passed.

[3:58] Kitten: What? I must have dozed off.

[4:01] Clucky: Come on, Kitten. Let's go check out the yard.

[4:06] Kitten: Meow. Let's go check out the aftermath.

[4:09] Clucky: What? Aftermath? Who said anything about math?

[4:13] Kitten: Oh, meow, Clucky. Not math. Aftermath means what happened after something, like what happened after the storm.

[4:20] Clucky: Oh, why don't you just say let's check out what happened?

[4:26] Kitten: I did. I said let's check out the aftermath.

[4:31] Clucky: I guess you're just expanding my vocabulary.

[4:34] Kitten: Meow, let's go.

[4:36] Clucky: Aw, the power's out so I can't open the garage door.

[4:41] Kitten: It's okay. We can use the side door.

[4:45] Clucky: It's so bright out here. Feels like we've been in the garage for days.

[4:51] Kitten: Meow. The ground is so wet.

[4:55] Clucky: It's squishy under my paws and they're getting soaked.

[4:59] Kitten: Oh, an earthworm. Yum.

[5:04] Clucky: You were right, Kitten. There's still food around.

[5:07] Kitten: Gross. Meow.

[5:11] Clucky: Oh, no. My poor little shed. Meow.

[5:16] Kitten: I'm pretty sure it used to have a roof.

[5:18] Clucky: Oh, no, Kitten. Your shed. The roof is blown off.

[5:23] Kitten: Meow. Oh, my. Is that it floating in the pond? Meow.

[5:29] Clucky: I think you're right. Whoa, look at all the stuff in the pond.

[5:34] Kitten: It looks like Dorian collected stuff from every yard and then just dumped it in the pond.

[5:38] Clucky: We will be able to get the roof out and back on your shed in no time.

[5:42] Kitten: While it's being fixed, maybe I can convince Mom to let you stay in my room.

[5:46] Clucky: You can meet Rubix.

[5:48] Kitten: Oh, man. Check it out. It looks like we lost a panel of the pool screen, too.

[5:53] Clucky: Brock, we're going to be cleaning up for a while. I am happy to see the coop is in one piece.

[5:59] Kitten: Meow. You were lucky. Looks like you and the hens can move out of the garage. Meow.

[6:07] Clucky: Brock, cheer up, Kitten. You'll be back out here before you know it.

[6:11] Kitten: Brock, did you see that there is no hay at all left in the coop? It was all blown out.

[6:16] Clucky: Really? All of it?

[6:22] Kitten: Yes, every last piece.

[6:24] Clucky: Have you noticed all the worms around?

[6:30] Kitten: There is so much water here that they are just floating on the grass.

[6:36] Clucky: Well, ladies, we should start the cleanup by getting these worms. Yummy.

[6:43] Kitten: Oh, yes, I agree. This is the kind of cleanup I can handle.

[6:47] Clucky: Well, chickens, I see you are all hard at work cleaning up the worms.

[6:51] Kitten: Great job. I'm going to get some new straw for the coop.

[6:54] Clucky: We'll be sure you are all cozy before tonight.

[6:58] Kitten: Come on, Kitten. Let's get you out of this soggy grass.

[7:12] Clucky: Here we are, Kitten. This is my room. Over here is Rubik's inner habitat.

[7:17] Kitten: She is still up running on her wheel. She will probably be off to bed soon. She is nocturnal.

[7:22] Clucky: Meow.

[7:23] Kitten: Nocturnal means she is up most of the night and sleeps during the day.

[7:27] Clucky: Meow.

[7:28] Kitten: I brought you a towel to wipe your paws off. You are soaked almost all the way up your legs.

[7:32] Clucky: Meow.

[7:33] Kitten: I'll be right back. I'm going to talk to Mom and Dad and go get your bed from the garage.

[7:38] Clucky: Meow.

[7:42] Kitten: Meow.

[7:46] Clucky: Well, I'd better get to work on my tongue bath on my paws.

[7:52] Kitten: This is going to take me hours to clean and dry.

[7:55] Clucky: Cleaning your murder mittens, I see.

[7:58] Kitten: Well, don't get any ideas. My habitat is secure and predator-proof.

[8:03] Clucky: Oh, hello. So, you are Rubik's?

[8:07] Rubik's: Rubik's Ollivander Daniels. I am the fiercest hamster in Florida.

[8:12] Rubik's: I do not play well with others. Don't be fooled by my small size.

[8:17] Rubik's: I have made those ten times your size bleed.

[8:20] Kitten: Meow. I have heard about you. How dare you bite Maddox?

[8:24] Rubik's: She is the sweetest and gentlest person, and I'm not sure why, but she cares about you.

[8:30] Rubik's: I bit her as a distraction to try and make my escape.

[8:34] Rubik's: I had hoped she would drop me, but no. She set me down gently back in my cage.

[8:40] Rubik's: She is always putting out treats and trying to soften me up, but I am on to her. I will not become weak.

[8:48] Rubik's: I run many hours on my wheel to stay fit and only allow myself treats after a good workout.

[8:54] Rubik's: I refuse to become chubby and weak like the furball next door.

[8:58] Kitten: I can't believe he calls himself a hamster. He is a disgrace.

[9:03] Rubik's: Oh, I did hear there was another hamster. What is his name?

[9:08] Kitten: Brownie, and he is soft and sweet like the dessert.

[9:11] Rubik's: You say that like it's a bad thing.

[9:15] Kitten: It is terrible.

[9:17] Rubik's: Why? He should be training, preparing, and always be looking for a chance to escape.

[9:21] Kitten: Why do you want to escape so much? It seems to me that you have everything you could want here.

[9:26] Rubik's: A nice home, an owner who takes care of you, plenty of food, safety from predators.

[9:32] Rubik's: I want to escape to rejoin my followers back at the pet store.

[9:36] Rubik's: There I was queen. All of the other hamsters looked up to me in awe and fear.

[9:42] Rubik's: I had a strict training regimen for all those in my habitat.

[9:46] Kitten: Yeah, a training regimen.

[9:52] Rubik's: Yes, it means a set of exercises to do on a schedule.

[9:57] Kitten: I know what it means. Just sounds a little intense for a group of hamsters.

[10:04] Rubik's: We were trying to be the best, and I was their leader. No one dared mess with my food bowl.

[10:10] Kitten: I was respected and praised for my determination.

[10:13] Rubik's: Sounds to me like maybe you're a little lonely.

[10:22] Kitten: What? That is ridiculous.

[10:27] Rubik's: It's just an observation.

[10:30] Kitten: Well, keep your observations to yourself.

[10:34] Clucky: Kitten, I'm back. Oh, were you getting to know Rubik?

[10:38] Kitten: Meow. I'm sure she enjoyed your company.

[10:40] Clucky: She came off her wheel. Oh, it looks like she's off to bed now.

[10:47] Rubik's: Have a good day sleep, Rubik's.

[10:52] Kitten: Meow. Think about what I said. I'm happy to try and be your friend.

[10:59] Rubik's: I don't need friends.

[11:01] Kitten: Looks like she's burying down in her little house.

[11:06] Clucky: I wonder if you two can understand each other.

[11:11] Kitten: I would love to know what you both are thinking.

[11:14] Clucky: Meow. So, good news. I have your bed and scratching post.

[11:20] Kitten: Mom said you can stay in here at night until we repair your shed.

[11:24] Clucky: I can open my window during the day and let you out in the yard with the chickens.

[11:29] Kitten: Isn't that great?

[11:35] Clucky: Meow.

[11:41] Amy Daniels: Thank you so much for joining us for today's episode.

[11:46] Amy Daniels: Voices for this episode were done by Corbin Daniels as Xander, Parker Daniels as Maddox, Bridget, Bella, and Brigitte, and Amy Daniels as Kitten, Clucky, and Rubik's. Special thanks to our theme song composer, Henry Johnson.

[12:03] Amy Daniels: This concludes season one of Kitten and Clucky. Be sure to subscribe to our podcast on Apple, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts so you don't miss all the new adventures coming this fall in season two. Kitten and Clucky's adventures will take them to new states. Don't miss out.

[12:14] Amy Daniels: Also, check out our website at kittenandclucky.com to get information about leaving us a joke. You can also call our show at 321-345-1544 and leave us a joke this summer.

[12:24] Amy Daniels: We will be doing some short joke of the day segments over the summer to keep you laughing while we're on our break. And now we have three brave new listeners with their jokes.

[12:36] Amy Daniels: Take it away, Elliot, Leah, and Amelia. It's the Kitten and Clucky Joke of the Day.

[12:46] Elliot: My name is Elliot from Sierra, Florida. Today my joke is why were the tomato blushing?

[12:56] Clucky: I don't know. Why?

[12:58] Elliot: Because he saw the salad dressing.

[13:02] Leah: Hi, I am Leah and I'm six and a half years old and I live in Oregon. And my joke is like how did the fish say fantastic?

[13:10] Clucky: I don't know. How?

[13:12] Leah: Fintastic.

[13:28] Amelia: Hi, my name's Amelia. I am 10 and I live in the state of Oregon. What do you call a rooster that's afraid?

[13:34] Clucky: I don't know. What?

[13:36] Amelia: A chicken.

[13:44] Clucky: Who you calling a chicken?