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Speaker 1: You know Santa, Cupid, and the Easter Bunny, but you don't know Professor Birthday. How is it possible that no one on Earth knows me? Get ready, because you're about to get an earful. I ought to be famous. In an all-new podcast musical that's going to make her famous. I got magical powers and a master's degree. I work 24 hours, okay, maybe 23. Still, I should be famous. You know that it's true. I ought to be at least as famous as you. Professor Birthday isn't famous. A podcast musical. Listen on YouTube or wherever you get podcasts. You know Santa, Cupid, and the Easter Bunny, but you don't know Professor Birthday. How is it possible that no one on Earth knows me? Get ready, because you're about to get an earful. I ought to be famous. In an all-new podcast musical that's going to make her famous. I ought to be at least as famous as you.