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[0:00] Jesse McInally: Hi, I'm Jesse McInally.

[0:02] Andrew DeWolf: And I am Andrew DeWolf.

[0:04] Jesse McInally: And welcome to Musicals with Cheese Patreon!

[0:07] Andrew DeWolf: Patrioty Patreon.

[0:09] Jesse McInally: No songs.

[0:10] Andrew DeWolf: We didn't no they don't want the songs, okay?

[0:13] Jesse McInally: It's not like we're some kind of you know suicide squad.

[0:18] Andrew DeWolf: What musical podcast?

[0:21] Jesse McInally: You wanna just start this over, Jess?

[0:22] Andrew DeWolf: I feel like that was a disaster.

[0:26] Jesse McInally: Nope, we're gonna keep chugging away. Hey guys, we love you, you patrons so much.

[0:31] Jesse McInally: Um, and today we have a special gift for you. I know we said we were gonna do a different movie for this commentary, but you know what? We thought this would be better.

[0:38] Andrew DeWolf: We're watching the quintessential musical.

[0:42] Jesse McInally: Literally one of the most defining and important musicals ever made.

[0:47] Andrew DeWolf: He he he says that, but I honestly think he means it.

[0:51] Jesse McInally: I do mean it. This is basically founded the genre, I would say.

[0:55] Andrew DeWolf: I'd say it founded the Disney Channel original movie musical, at the very least.

[1:00] Jesse McInally: Yeah, not really a good genre to found though.

[1:04] Andrew DeWolf: There are worse ones.

[1:05] Jesse McInally: There are far worse ones. Um yeah, today we're talking about High School Musical starring Zac Efron.

[1:12] Andrew DeWolf: Um, and the other person.

[1:15] Jesse McInally: I forget their name.

[1:16] Andrew DeWolf: Her name is Vanessa Hudgens, you fucking Cretan.

[1:19] Jesse McInally: She was in Rent.

[1:20] Andrew DeWolf: That's uh she she made uh Friday, right?

[1:23] Jesse McInally: That's Rebecca Black!

[1:27] Andrew DeWolf: Alright, I'm ready to watch this if you're ready.

[1:29] Jesse McInally: Alright. Um we have a cue on Disney Plus, if y'all got that, because you know, we're terrible.

[1:34] Andrew DeWolf: So basically cue it up to zero and hit play when Andrew counts down.

[1:39] Jesse McInally: Oh yeah. We got uh let's see. Five, four, three, two, one, we're playing.

[1:50] Andrew DeWolf: Oh, shnap Andrew!

[1:52] Jesse McInally: A Disney Channel original movie.

[1:56] Andrew DeWolf: I forgot I forgot it started in the snow.

[1:59] Jesse McInally: I remember New Year's Eve. I remember the party.

[2:01] Andrew DeWolf: I forgot it was a ski thing.

[2:04] Jesse McInally: They were at a ski lodge.

[2:06] Andrew DeWolf: Vanessa Ann Hudgens, that's what when her nickname still had the Anne in it.

[2:13] Jesse McInally: Why would an actor include their middle name?

[2:15] Andrew DeWolf: Is there a reason for that?

[2:16] Jesse McInally: Um a lot of it has to do with legal, not legal, um, union reasons.

[2:23] Andrew DeWolf: So Michael Keaton, his name's not really Michael Keaton.

[2:27] Jesse McInally: Can you guess what it is?

[2:28] Andrew DeWolf: Um no, I cannot.

[2:30] Jesse McInally: Michael Douglas is his actual birth name, and they made him change that for obvious reasons.

[2:36] Andrew DeWolf: And he chose Buster Keaton as his influence there.

[2:41] Jesse McInally: So you can't have two people in the same union with the same name, basically.

[2:45] Andrew DeWolf: You know what? I kind of forgot about the parents in this.

[2:49] Jesse McInally: But the dad is super important.

[2:51] Andrew DeWolf: He is.

[3:37] Jesse McInally: That's not uncommon.

[3:43] Andrew DeWolf: Oh, I'm glad she brought a book to this loud ass party.

[3:46] Jesse McInally: Well, I mean, she wouldn't be a stereotypical, like, nerd, quote unquote character without that.

[3:55] Andrew DeWolf: I will rock the house next.

[3:57] Jesse McInally: I'm gonna rock the house next.

[3:59] Andrew DeWolf: I like Zac Efron just yawning in the background there.

[4:03] Jesse McInally: I'm so bored.

[4:06] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah, no, you don't you don't get to just pick people.

[4:09] Jesse McInally: It bothers me.

[4:10] Andrew DeWolf: This means two people that literally look so disinterested.

[4:15] Jesse McInally: I mean, this kind of makes sense if you like knew the people and they're like kind of fucking with you.

[4:20] Andrew DeWolf: But like just strangers.

[4:24] Jesse McInally: Some days you guys might thank me for this. Get it? That's like foreshadowing.

[4:26] Andrew DeWolf: Because he's got a rimmer.

[4:30] Jesse McInally: Um they just put these two people on stage and have them sing a song they might not even know.

[4:40] Andrew DeWolf: Yes.

[4:43] Jesse McInally: Um, Andrew, that is not Zac Efron's voice, can you tell?

[4:49] Andrew DeWolf: Um I mean, I don't really know what Zac Efron sounds like, so not really.

[4:54] Jesse McInally: Um, if you watch High School Musical 2, you'll know what he sounds like, because I let him use his real voice.

[4:59] Andrew DeWolf: Whose voice is it?

[5:00] Jesse McInally: Just some guy who did the Just some guy. Honestly.

[5:06] Andrew DeWolf: Oh.

[5:07] Jesse McInally: Her voice is bad.

[5:08] Andrew DeWolf: No, it isn't.

[5:10] Jesse McInally: Or at least it's gotten better.

[5:11] Andrew DeWolf: It's nasally.

[5:13] Jesse McInally: I kinda like it.

[5:15] Andrew DeWolf: Oh, Andrew, did I tell you this? This this is some important history to the story of Jess becoming who he is.

[5:22] Jesse McInally: I was in a production of High School Musical. I think it was like the first like local production.

[5:28] Andrew DeWolf: Is this your voice on in the in the movie?

[5:31] Jesse McInally: No, but I needed to perform with the National Tour for a brief period. That was fun.

[5:35] Andrew DeWolf: Oh wow.

[5:38] Jesse McInally: You could be a star right now.

[5:39] Andrew DeWolf: I don't understand why you then I just got fat and ugly, you know.

[5:43] Jesse McInally: It's just trash. Like, you know what? I'm just gonna do a podcast instead.

[5:46] Andrew DeWolf: That's what the people want.

[5:47] Jesse McInally: Yeah, exactly. Oh big jacket's coming off!

[5:49] Andrew DeWolf: Oh shit!

[5:50] Jesse McInally: Oh my god, that's so risque, dude.

[5:53] Andrew DeWolf: Oh.

[5:54] Jesse McInally: Why are they getting into it?

[5:58] Andrew DeWolf: Because it feels so right standing here with you, Andrew.

[6:03] Jesse McInally: This is like actually maybe the worst way to introduce your characters.

[6:07] Andrew DeWolf: I've seen worse, but it's not great.

[6:11] Jesse McInally: Just like, let's have them like at a party and they're both like don't want to be there, and then they just get put on stage and they sing a song, and like I love how the entire crowd is into it instead of just like ignoring them like any other karaoke.

[6:26] Andrew DeWolf: Can we get like a can we get like a cutaway to like what it really sounds like and it's just like this is like what it sounds like in their heads.

[6:37] Jesse McInally: Yeah, exactly. Because nobody sounds good at a karaoke night.

[6:40] Andrew DeWolf: Let's just come on. Even if you think you do, you don't.

[6:45] Jesse McInally: I remember singing this with like my like what I They're like doing harmonies with each other, like you.

[6:57] Andrew DeWolf: The thing is I don't hate the songs in this.

[7:02] Jesse McInally: They're like.

[7:04] Andrew DeWolf: They're like very well-made, like gram crackers.

[7:09] Jesse McInally: Like they're kind of boring.

[7:11] Andrew DeWolf: It's like, oh no, he's gonna kill her!

[7:12] Jesse McInally: Oh no!

[7:21] Andrew DeWolf: He's like, I'll walk her right off the edge.

[7:24] Jesse McInally: That's how I do it. He's like Patrick Bateman.

[7:30] Andrew DeWolf: Hmm.

[7:33] Jesse McInally: Do you remember so cool? Can I bring up something uncomfortable for everyone?

[7:40] Andrew DeWolf: Um, I mean, more uncomfortable than this, or oh yeah, definitely.

[7:44] Jesse McInally: Alright, what do you got?

[7:45] Andrew DeWolf: Um, remember when her foot naked photos leaked when she was like insanely underage, and like the news thought it was just okay to post them?

[7:54] Jesse McInally: Like put them up.

[7:56] Andrew DeWolf: That seems like something the news would do.

[7:58] Jesse McInally: The news is fucked up, guys. The news just wants as many views as they can.

[8:04] Andrew DeWolf: And the more they're taking advantage of the minors like accidental nude leaks, it's fucked up.

[8:14] Jesse McInally: You sounded like you've done a lot of singing too.

[8:17] Andrew DeWolf: Yes, my shower head is uh hurting my crotch.

[8:21] Jesse McInally: I'm estimating the shower. My shower head is very impressive. You should see it.

[8:30] Andrew DeWolf: What the wild that was a very long shot of those fireworks, too.

[8:39] Jesse McInally: Those are some crazy fireworks. Look at those those snowflakes falling into her hair.

[8:44] Andrew DeWolf: Why did they make the fireworks look so God, the house is on fire next door?

[8:50] Jesse McInally: The ash is piling in!

[8:52] Andrew DeWolf: Oh no! The humanity that is look at it!

[8:57] Jesse McInally: That is not snow. That is like really obviously not snow.

[9:00] Andrew DeWolf: No, that's ashes from the house that's burning down next door.

[9:02] Jesse McInally: Because of the fireworks, Andrew.

[9:04] Andrew DeWolf: Look at it's just in her hair and it's not melting. Like, come on.

[9:10] Jesse McInally: I like the teenagers that are definitely not interested in the background. Like that girl that's just kind of eyeballing up.

[9:18] Andrew DeWolf: Singing with you was the most fun I had on this entire vacation.

[9:23] Jesse McInally: Andrew, I could say the same thing to you.

[9:26] Andrew DeWolf: Gabriella.

[9:31] Jesse McInally: Albuquerque, New Mexico.

[9:35] Andrew DeWolf: Ugh.

[9:40] Jesse McInally: Don't uh didn't your high school look just like this, Andrew.

[9:44] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah, my my high school looked like a prison.

[9:52] Jesse McInally: Why is he the only one not wearing his school colors now that I'm looking at this?

[9:56] Andrew DeWolf: So he actually stands out.

[10:01] Jesse McInally: Although he's wearing the same color as that guy next to him, which is a little bit off.

[10:05] Andrew DeWolf: But that guy isn't supposed to stand out.

[10:08] Jesse McInally: Yeah. They should have emphasized the blue that he's wearing.

[10:13] Andrew DeWolf: Wow. Whatever ham to Ashley Tisdale.

[10:17] Jesse McInally: Oh yeah, these guys. I remember this guy's hat was always the funniest thing in the movie for me.

[10:25] Andrew DeWolf: I have a friend who wears that hat.

[10:28] Jesse McInally: Always. Like that style hat. He doesn't have a white and gold one of it, but yeah, that's how people talk.

[10:42] Andrew DeWolf: You can tell she's smart by using the big words.

[10:46] Jesse McInally: How tribal. They like sports. They throw the ball around.

[10:50] Andrew DeWolf: I think they're dumb because of that.

[10:52] Jesse McInally: I totally want to fuck them.

[10:54] Andrew DeWolf: I mean, I don't.

[11:01] Jesse McInally: Just be Gabriella.

[11:03] Andrew DeWolf: So far, the parents have been my favorite performers in this movie.

[11:07] Jesse McInally: Okay, so what I don't understand is um I thought that was like a school trip or something.

[11:11] Andrew DeWolf: She's moving to this school.

[11:12] Jesse McInally: She's the new kid.

[11:13] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah, she's the new kid. She just happened to move to the same school that that guy went.

[11:18] Jesse McInally: Andrew, I can't explain to you what it's meant to be.

[11:22] Andrew DeWolf: Oh my god. All he remembers is pink jelly.

[11:26] Jesse McInally: Does she not recognize him?

[11:28] Andrew DeWolf: I mean, look at that recognizable like mop.

[11:33] Jesse McInally: Are you ready for the best character? Because here she is.

[11:38] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah.

[11:39] Jesse McInally: Do you remember your first class of the first day of high school?

[11:43] Andrew DeWolf: Uh, you know, theater class?

[11:45] Jesse McInally: I think I think this is their homeroom.

[11:48] Andrew DeWolf: Do you remember that?

[11:49] Jesse McInally: I didn't have that in high school, but I had it in middle school.

[11:53] Andrew DeWolf: I had homeroom in middle school for one year, and then I think they realized that it was really stupid, so they stopped.

[11:59] Jesse McInally: Homeroom is like the stupidest idea in the world. It's like just go to your first class. Like, come on.

[12:04] Andrew DeWolf: Why does he have like nine watches on?

[12:07] Jesse McInally: Is he looking at the picture of her to make sure it's actually her?

[12:11] Andrew DeWolf: No, he pulled up her number in the phone.

[12:15] Jesse McInally: Look at these cell phones.

[12:17] Andrew DeWolf: Holy shit.

[12:21] Jesse McInally: I don't know the rules. I just got here.

[12:25] Andrew DeWolf: Put your cell phone. This is is this legal? Can you just confiscate people's cell phones?

[12:31] Jesse McInally: They did that to me when I was in high school. My my principal took it away, and then I had to go fucking pick it up later with my mom.

[12:39] Andrew DeWolf: I would have just been like, yeah, no, you can't do that. It's my property.

[12:43] Jesse McInally: I own this. You can't have it.

[12:46] Andrew DeWolf: Would you like my pants as well, Mr. Principal? Would you like to confiscate my underwear?

[12:49] Jesse McInally: Would you like to touch my penis? Officer, this principal's trying to confiscate my penis.

[12:58] Andrew DeWolf: He wants to touch it.

[13:03] Jesse McInally: Wait, they all just have to leave their cell phone there all day?

[13:06] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah, this never happened to you.

[13:09] Jesse McInally: This is like a setup for like a horror movie. It's like, like, how do we get rid of their cell phones?

[13:14] Andrew DeWolf: The principal took them away. That's why we can't call the police.

[13:25] Jesse McInally: Uh, she sells uh essential oils.

[13:29] Andrew DeWolf: She's a Mary Kay.

[13:32] Jesse McInally: Yeah, there's more people that live in in New Mexico that are more likely to fall for it for it, so if she moved there.

[13:38] Andrew DeWolf: Um no, it's like that diarrhea juice that Kim Kardashian sells that says that you lose weight, which of course it does because you're diarrheeing all your fat away.

[13:46] Jesse McInally: Oh yeah, I mean.

[13:48] Andrew DeWolf: I know this because I'm a former bulimic.

[13:50] Jesse McInally: Don't fall for a kid.

[13:54] Andrew DeWolf: Audition for school musical.

[13:56] Jesse McInally: I like how it's just the the brother sister like photos up there.

[14:00] Andrew DeWolf: I like that the musical is called Twinkle Town.

[14:05] Jesse McInally: Is that a real show?

[14:06] Andrew DeWolf: No.

[14:07] Jesse McInally: Well, it's an original piece written by the girl, the pianist.

[14:13] Andrew DeWolf: I wrote this original piece. It's called Twinkletown.

[14:16] Andrew DeWolf: It's about these stars and they're soaring and flying.

[14:21] Jesse McInally: Cause there ain't a star in heaven that they can't reach.

[14:30] Andrew DeWolf: I make out with him a lot.

[14:32] Jesse McInally: It's okay.

[14:33] Andrew DeWolf: She does realize that other people have to be in the show, also, right? And she can't just be the only person to sign up.

[14:40] Jesse McInally: Have you ever been to a drama class in school?

[14:44] Andrew DeWolf: No.

[14:44] Jesse McInally: Basically, only three people sign up always.

[14:47] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah, beg other people to join in.

[14:50] Jesse McInally: Yeah, because nobody wants to go up on stage.

[14:52] Andrew DeWolf: I do. I'm I I want to be the center of attention for a few minutes and sing Agony.

[14:58] Jesse McInally: Yeah, that's embarrassing.

[15:00] Andrew DeWolf: You know what I actually almost set up today? Like instead of high school musical.

[15:04] Jesse McInally: Um what's that?

[15:06] Andrew DeWolf: My high school production of Into the Woods.

[15:09] Jesse McInally: Oh, that's a hundredth episode material right there.

[15:11] Andrew DeWolf: Honestly, I think that'd be like $20 patrons only commentary.

[15:17] Jesse McInally: Well, they'd have to get the download of it too.

[15:19] Andrew DeWolf: Oh, yeah, they would.

[15:20] Jesse McInally: They would get that.

[15:22] Andrew DeWolf: Oh, that's spicy.

[15:23] Jesse McInally: I'm glad we have that.

[15:24] Andrew DeWolf: I didn't realize that was an option.

[15:26] Jesse McInally: It's an option.

[15:28] Andrew DeWolf: So, y'all, if you guys have enough interest, how about this? If we make it $500 per episode, I'll we'll do that as a commentary.

[15:36] Jesse McInally: You are really don't want to do this, do you?

[15:44] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah, if we make the $500 an episode, I'll I'll be embarrassed for five seconds.

[15:49] Jesse McInally: We'll be we're one fifth there, guys.

[15:54] Andrew DeWolf: Sharpe A's kind of cute.

[15:56] Jesse McInally: So the mountain lion, but you don't pet it.

[15:59] Andrew DeWolf: Mountain lions aren't cute.

[16:00] Jesse McInally: What does that mean? What is what is that? What is that?

[16:02] Andrew DeWolf: I think he has a mountain lion fetish.

[16:05] Jesse McInally: He might. He's a furry.

[16:07] Andrew DeWolf: Basketball, basketball.

[16:09] Jesse McInally: Oh my precious basketball.

[16:16] Andrew DeWolf: Please tell me that little squeak sound doesn't go for the entire song.

[16:19] Jesse McInally: It goes for most of the song.

[16:24] Andrew DeWolf: Oh, it stopped.

[16:24] Jesse McInally: Thank God.

[16:27] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah, this is definitely not his voice.

[16:30] Jesse McInally: What? He's not singing this live, Tom Hooper style.

[16:35] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah, they should have done this scene live.

[16:37] Jesse McInally: Just like all the noises on it. It doesn't even look like he's singing it.

[16:45] Andrew DeWolf: This is staged really poorly.

[16:47] Jesse McInally: But the director is a choreographer, like one of the best choreographers in the world.

[16:52] Andrew DeWolf: I really expected a lot more from a Disney Channel original.

[16:56] Jesse McInally: Did you really?

[16:57] Andrew DeWolf: No.

[16:58] Jesse McInally: Is this worse or better than Camp Rock?

[17:02] Andrew DeWolf: Camp Rock is a special kind of terrible.

[17:06] Jesse McInally: And probably a special time of dated as well. Where this kind of is timeless.

[17:10] Andrew DeWolf: I mean, aside from the wacky cell phones.

[17:16] Jesse McInally: Gimme give him a head in the game. Gotta get you head in the game.

[17:21] Andrew DeWolf: So what is he distracted by?

[17:23] Jesse McInally: Um, the girl that came in.

[17:25] Andrew DeWolf: That's it?

[17:26] Jesse McInally: Yeah.

[17:26] Andrew DeWolf: And he suddenly likes singing.

[17:31] Jesse McInally: You know, you can sing and play basketball.

[17:33] Andrew DeWolf: No, you're not allowed.

[17:37] Jesse McInally: Yeah, isn't the whole plot of this is that like you can't do other shit besides the shit you already do?

[17:43] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah, it's like you're part of this group and you can't do anything else.

[17:50] Jesse McInally: Like that is not a thing that happens in high school that I've ever experienced.

[17:57] Andrew DeWolf: I'm gonna run to go pee because I realize that this is gonna be a three-hour show. I'll be back.

[18:03] Jesse McInally: I do you not remember our own advice? Two poops, man.

[18:06] Andrew DeWolf: Two poops, I know, I know.

[18:10] Jesse McInally: Didn't he just throw that basketball?

[18:12] Andrew DeWolf: He has it back now.

[18:21] Jesse McInally: Well, this is really entertaining, guys. I'm glad we're all watching high school musical.

[18:28] Andrew DeWolf: Uh that's not very productive. That's not something you'd want to do at basketball practice.

[18:35] Jesse McInally: Where's their coach? Do they have a coach?

[18:39] Andrew DeWolf: Doesn't look like they have a coach.

[18:46] Jesse McInally: Oh man, he's all alone because he's the only one that has feelings for girls.

[19:24] Andrew DeWolf: Are they learning like college level math?

[19:32] Jesse McInally: He he he he he he he I corrected the teacher. Oh my goodness. This is my life. This is what this is what Jess has sunk me to. No one else in sign up's always important. His hat's still the same so it's not ridiculous yet. It gets kind of crazy. I'm pretty sure her earrings are the only crazy thing in the frame. Those two are so unbearable it's kinda crazy. This is like baby Cersei and Jamie. WizKid leads school to scholastic championship and peace himself. I got no one Einstein. Oh my god, Mexican class. She loves pie don't you love pie? All the boys like pie. We're putting her in the LGBT class. Piece this is a Disney channel show, okay?

[21:04] Andrew DeWolf: They can't have gays in it.

[21:06] Jesse McInally: There's no gays.

[21:07] Andrew DeWolf: How do you explain the brother character then?

[21:11] Jesse McInally: Um, he's in love with his sister.

[21:13] Andrew DeWolf: Duh.

[21:14] Jesse McInally: You're right. You're right. You right! Incest is fine! It's the gays we gotta get rid of.

[21:22] Andrew DeWolf: China doesn't like him.

[21:24] Jesse McInally: Gina.

[21:35] Andrew DeWolf: What do you need to get caught up on?

[21:37] Jesse McInally: You say literally the like first.

[21:40] Andrew DeWolf: Like, if there is a better time to start, it is like after the Christmas holidays. Like, it's basically starting anew.

[21:49] Jesse McInally: What?

[21:50] Andrew DeWolf: Why are they doing this?

[21:53] Jesse McInally: This is their detention, Andrew. God, are you paying attention?

[21:56] Andrew DeWolf: Wait, they actually got detention for having their phone out for two seconds?

[21:59] Jesse McInally: Yes, Andrew.

[22:01] Andrew DeWolf: Are you kidding me?

[22:02] Jesse McInally: You didn't go to a high school that was as strict as ours, I guess.

[22:06] Andrew DeWolf: Dude, my high school, if you got caught with your phone, they tell you to put it away.

[22:10] Jesse McInally: And that's about it.

[22:10] Andrew DeWolf: My phone, they took it away and they scolded you in class and made you read your messages.

[22:17] Jesse McInally: I would have just said no.

[22:20] Andrew DeWolf: Then you're gonna get sent down to the principal's office and get your ass beat.

[22:24] Jesse McInally: Yeah, and then I'll get to sue the school and then get a bunch of free money.

[22:29] Andrew DeWolf: Stop thinking logically.

[22:31] Jesse McInally: We were kids.

[22:32] Andrew DeWolf: I thought logically since I was like 16.

[22:39] Jesse McInally: I didn't know B. Arthur was alive in 2006.

[22:43] Andrew DeWolf: Is that B. Arthur?

[22:44] Jesse McInally: Fuck out.

[22:46] Andrew DeWolf: Might as well be.

[22:51] Jesse McInally: He has a basketball?

[22:53] Andrew DeWolf: That's all he has in his life, Andrew.

[23:02] Jesse McInally: Yes, Andrew. It is the debate between theater and athletics. And because obviously those two things are at war.

[23:12] Andrew DeWolf: They're at war, Andrew.

[23:15] Jesse McInally: What is athleticism if not just an over the top expression of oneself? It's just theater. Basketball is theater. Look at the mascots. Look at the halftime show. It's theater.

[23:44] Andrew DeWolf: This feels ADR by like someone that isn't that actor.

[23:52] Jesse McInally: I don't know, man. They had a bunch of reverb on that line.

[23:59] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah, I mean, literally speaking, yes, they are the team.

[24:04] Jesse McInally: The team only exists if you're a team in the team team team team team. If everyone on the team quits, then the team doesn't exist. And if you don't have a team, then you have a basketball. If you don't have a basketball, what the fuck is life?

[24:25] Andrew DeWolf: I kinda hate her.

[24:26] Jesse McInally: Which one?

[24:28] Andrew DeWolf: Um Vanessa Hudgens.

[24:30] Jesse McInally: Vanessa Ann Hudgens at the time, excuse me, sir.

[24:32] Andrew DeWolf: So it just seems very smug in this movie.

[24:39] Jesse McInally: Isn't he just the hottie superbum? Stop like smiling like that. It's embarrassing.

[24:46] Andrew DeWolf: I don't think she's ever been a nerd a day in her life, except maybe a theater nerd. So honestly, I think she's more akin for like the Ashley Tisdale role.

[25:01] Jesse McInally: Like, these people are horrible.

[25:03] Andrew DeWolf: Why?

[25:04] Jesse McInally: Yeah. All they all they're doing is making fun of people. They're going around talking about athletes and cheerleaders and saying like they're dumb and we're the smart ones and we're better than them.

[25:17] Andrew DeWolf: Well, aren't they?

[25:18] Jesse McInally: Because they No! Andrew, they're better than us. I'm sorry. Theater people and all that are better than the smart athletes and all the some athletes, whatever.

[25:30] Andrew DeWolf: I just don't understand. They're the good guys, right? Like the drama club is the bad guys, the brother-sister combo.

[25:38] Jesse McInally: Yeah, they're they're they're the Lannisters, yes.

[25:40] Andrew DeWolf: Yes, but they aren't going around gossiping about everyone.

[25:43] Jesse McInally: They kinda are she loves pie.

[25:46] Andrew DeWolf: I guess they're spreading lies. The other people are also doing that though. There's they're just doing it about the right people because obviously fade out for commercial.

[25:59] Jesse McInally: This looks like a prison. Do you think they filmed this at a prison? Do you think they got it cheap?

[26:03] Andrew DeWolf: I don't know, Andrew.

[26:09] Jesse McInally: Look at his hat. It's pink now.

[26:11] Andrew DeWolf: Oh yeah.

[26:12] Jesse McInally: Well, he's got the whole pink outfit going on. I mean, maybe he lost an ant to breast cancer, Andrew. Stop judging.

[26:19] Andrew DeWolf: That's I I'm not judging. I'm saying he's just got a whole pink outfit.

[26:26] Jesse McInally: I like that she has a stage in her class. Who set that up? Was she able able to set that up by herself?

[26:32] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah, probably.

[26:36] Jesse McInally: I mean, she does have like those masculine broad arms. That would be very good with woodwork.

[26:50] Andrew DeWolf: I come with my own background music.

[26:52] Jesse McInally: And it's all the Sonic theme.

[26:59] Andrew DeWolf: You know, we've already confirmed that he's a furry, so I believe it. Like whenever he's doodling in class, he's drawing Sonic when he's pregnant.

[27:09] Jesse McInally: Oh my god. And he's got bare feet.

[27:12] Andrew DeWolf: Sonic's being tickled.

[27:13] Jesse McInally: Sonic barefoot, and then he like he draws a cartoon version of himself next to him.

[27:19] Andrew DeWolf: Kissing him.

[27:22] Jesse McInally: How's it going then? And it's what is he looking at?

[27:28] Andrew DeWolf: He's trying to find Zach Efron.

[27:30] Jesse McInally: He's right there.

[27:31] Andrew DeWolf: But Zach Efron's just too crafty.

[27:34] Jesse McInally: I'm going to sign up for the musical. I can't go anyone catch me saying up for the musical. If someone sees that I want to do something that I have my own personal interest in, they'll make fun of me.

[27:46] Andrew DeWolf: My dad! My dad'll think I'm a gay!

[27:49] Jesse McInally: Oh no! How does the dad not see him?

[27:52] Andrew DeWolf: The dad did see him?

[27:54] Jesse McInally: Where is what? What kind of school is this? Does they have like an actual full auto garage?

[28:00] Andrew DeWolf: We had that at my school.

[28:04] Jesse McInally: That was mechanic class.

[28:07] Andrew DeWolf: That's kinda cool.

[28:09] Jesse McInally: Oh, wait for class. Who's this?

[28:11] Andrew DeWolf: Bill Nye over here is like, yeah.

[28:13] Jesse McInally: Well, I don't have any lines. I don't have any lines. I guess I'll just shake my head.

[28:19] Andrew DeWolf: Ah, kids.

[28:23] Jesse McInally: Is this where he tries to blend in as a where did he even get the janitor card?

[28:28] Andrew DeWolf: He beat up the channel.

[28:31] Jesse McInally: They skip that scene.

[28:33] Andrew DeWolf: Beats the shit out of the janitor and takes the cart.

[28:36] Jesse McInally: Just like his heart rate doesn't change at all, like just calmly.

[28:42] Andrew DeWolf: He's like, I can't relate to you.

[28:44] Jesse McInally: We don't have anything in common.

[28:45] Andrew DeWolf: You're barely human.

[28:46] Jesse McInally: Look at me.

[28:47] Andrew DeWolf: I'm Troy fucking Bolton.

[28:49] Jesse McInally: Who the fuck are you?

[28:55] Andrew DeWolf: Oh, I forgot about this character.

[28:58] Jesse McInally: Which one?

[28:59] Andrew DeWolf: The one that just walked up next to the teacher.

[29:04] Jesse McInally: I had a crush on her when I was a kid.

[29:07] Andrew DeWolf: Of course you did.

[29:08] Jesse McInally: What?

[29:09] Andrew DeWolf: Fuck you!

[29:09] Jesse McInally: Of course you did.

[29:10] Andrew DeWolf: It was the hat.

[29:11] Jesse McInally: It's the grenadier hat, isn't it?

[29:13] Andrew DeWolf: No, it's a glass.

[29:14] Jesse McInally: She plays piano and she's super smart.

[29:19] Andrew DeWolf: Look, all I know is that anyone who wears a grenadier hat is an alcoholic.

[29:22] Jesse McInally: Okay.

[29:27] Andrew DeWolf: I wrote this musical.

[29:28] Jesse McInally: It's called Twinkletown.

[29:30] Andrew DeWolf: It's about a pee all the time.

[29:35] Jesse McInally: Alright, hold on.

[29:36] Andrew DeWolf: My character I played in High School Musical is about to come up.

[29:39] Jesse McInally: Come on.

[29:40] Andrew DeWolf: I was one of these audition kids.

[29:44] Jesse McInally: Is that Annie?

[29:46] Andrew DeWolf: Those freckles drawn on.

[29:49] Jesse McInally: The little bow.

[29:53] Andrew DeWolf: That's me.

[29:54] Jesse McInally: I played that guy.

[29:59] Andrew DeWolf: Had a very nice tie on.

[30:13] Jesse McInally: I had the best tie ever, Andrew.

[30:22] Andrew DeWolf: What is How is this song supposed to go?

[30:26] Jesse McInally: Andrew, we gotta see it bad before we can see it really bad, then we can see it okay.

[30:32] Andrew DeWolf: Don't you know story structure?

[30:36] Jesse McInally: She's singing a completely different register than the other people we're singing in.

[30:40] Andrew DeWolf: How's this song supposed to go?

[30:43] Jesse McInally: Um, have you ever heard "Short People" by Randy Newman?

[30:47] Andrew DeWolf: I have.

[30:52] Jesse McInally: Not gonna lie.

[30:58] Andrew DeWolf: I love that the drama teacher doesn't appreciate a high soprano.

[31:04] Jesse McInally: Like, get out of here.

[31:06] Andrew DeWolf: What are you talking about?

[31:07] Jesse McInally: Oh yeah, that's impressive.

[31:11] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah, I'd give him a role.

[31:13] Jesse McInally: You know there is a specific dancing audition for most shows.

[31:17] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah, he's dead now, hung himself.

[31:22] Jesse McInally: What happened offstage?

[31:23] Andrew DeWolf: Because he wasn't even doing poorly.

[31:28] Jesse McInally: This is the one joke I kind of like.

[31:31] Andrew DeWolf: Really?

[31:31] Jesse McInally: This doesn't make any sense.

[31:36] Andrew DeWolf: How come they don't get their audition first?

[31:39] Jesse McInally: Since they're like the first on the sign-up sheet and they always star and they probably insist on being the final ones.

[31:46] Andrew DeWolf: Because they want to be like the big finish.

[31:48] Jesse McInally: Yeah.

[31:49] Andrew DeWolf: I want to do that sometimes.

[31:51] Jesse McInally: Like I'm like, hey, put me last.

[31:53] Andrew DeWolf: He's got a broom.

[32:00] Jesse McInally: But yes.

[32:03] Andrew DeWolf: Can she stop like that's just my hair?

[32:06] Jesse McInally: Can she stop doing that face?

[32:08] Andrew DeWolf: Like the entire movie?

[32:09] Jesse McInally: I really don't like it.

[32:10] Andrew DeWolf: What face?

[32:11] Jesse McInally: Do do an impression for me and me alone.

[32:19] Andrew DeWolf: And Andrew like put a general smile on his face and just looked very, very high.

[32:26] Jesse McInally: You just need to smile and look uncomfortable the entire movie.

[32:29] Andrew DeWolf: That's all she's done so far.

[32:31] Jesse McInally: So me during any Musicals with Cheese with a guest.

[32:34] Andrew DeWolf: Absolutely.

[32:37] Jesse McInally: Stop hiding!

[32:38] Andrew DeWolf: It's just a fucking audition.

[32:40] Jesse McInally: Who cares?

[32:40] Andrew DeWolf: They're gonna say well, yay, Andrew.

[32:48] Jesse McInally: Oh shit, here we go.

[32:50] Andrew DeWolf: The incest twins are coming.

[32:56] Jesse McInally: Like even when she's like nervously trying to hide, she still has a smile.

[33:01] Andrew DeWolf: She wrote the song.

[33:03] Jesse McInally: Yeah, but their rehearsal pianist did a did a rearrangement, Andrew.

[33:08] Andrew DeWolf: And they recorded it, and then they get mics?

[33:11] Jesse McInally: How come no one else got mics?

[33:18] Andrew DeWolf: I don't understand.

[33:19] Jesse McInally: Sure people got no reason.

[33:26] Andrew DeWolf: This isn't even a good version of it.

[33:29] Jesse McInally: Like they're not even any better than anyone else.

[33:33] Andrew DeWolf: They got dance choreography together, Andrew.

[33:36] Jesse McInally: Isn't that something that like the director should come up with?

[33:41] Andrew DeWolf: Nothing.

[33:42] Jesse McInally: The choreographer.

[33:45] Andrew DeWolf: Also, she does that like pop thing with her voice.

[33:48] Jesse McInally: Dow.

[33:49] Andrew DeWolf: Down it was all over in the 2006, Andrew.

[33:53] Jesse McInally: I know it's awful.

[33:54] Andrew DeWolf: I hate it so much.

[33:55] Jesse McInally: I finally found a bedazzler and a glitter gun.

[34:02] Andrew DeWolf: She's not wearing tap shoes.

[34:05] Jesse McInally: That's why we don't see her feet.

[34:07] Andrew DeWolf: You can see her feet.

[34:08] Jesse McInally: She's wearing heels.

[34:09] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah, but during the tap parts.

[34:18] Jesse McInally: See, I feel like he has like a naturally good voice, and hers just sounds way too processed.

[34:23] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah, his voice is like actually okay.

[34:26] Jesse McInally: Like it's not great, but her voice is bad.

[34:32] Andrew DeWolf: She doesn't even look confident in the way that she's moving.

[34:35] Jesse McInally: Where he just feels pretty natural and has ever thought.

[34:40] Andrew DeWolf: I found a way.

[34:41] Jesse McInally: I found a way.

[34:45] Andrew DeWolf: So Andrew, which one of us is Drake and which one is Josh?

[34:50] Jesse McInally: Um, I feel like I want to be Drake.

[34:58] Andrew DeWolf: I think we're kind of both Josh, though, is the problem.

[35:01] Jesse McInally: Well, you're on a band and you play a guitar and a bass and all that.

[35:05] Andrew DeWolf: I don't play a guitar.

[35:07] Jesse McInally: I don't know how to play guitar.

[35:14] Andrew DeWolf: Don't you love a good jazz square?

[35:20] Jesse McInally: Uh-huh.

[35:23] Andrew DeWolf: Oh no, Andrew, do you think they're gonna sign it?

[35:26] Jesse McInally: So they gotta get it out of here.

[35:27] Andrew DeWolf: We gotta get out of here.

[35:43] Jesse McInally: Uh, what the fuck does that even mean?

[35:45] Andrew DeWolf: A sawed-off down time.

[35:47] Jesse McInally: Does that mean she's short?

[35:49] Andrew DeWolf: It means you can hide her easily under a coat.

[35:51] Jesse McInally: Is that what saw means?

[35:53] Andrew DeWolf: I mean that's why you saw off a shotgun.

[35:57] Jesse McInally: I didn't know that.

[35:58] Andrew DeWolf: That's literally the only reason you do that.

[36:01] Jesse McInally: That's really dark.

[36:04] Andrew DeWolf: It's true.

[36:05] Jesse McInally: That's the only reason why you'd saw off a shotgun.

[36:07] Andrew DeWolf: It doesn't do anything else.

[36:08] Jesse McInally: It just makes it so you can hide under a coat and shoot people.

[36:11] Andrew DeWolf: Finally, now I wish Joker was still in theaters.

[36:21] Jesse McInally: Roll in with the mops.

[36:23] Andrew DeWolf: Just go sign up.

[36:25] Jesse McInally: Oh, what would you what do you what did she do?

[36:28] Andrew DeWolf: What does she doing the thing that I was gonna do?

[36:32] Jesse McInally: What did she why did she do it?

[36:38] Andrew DeWolf: You guys don't even know the song.

[36:39] Jesse McInally: My pants aren't pulled up all the way.

[36:41] Andrew DeWolf: Did you guys prepare for the song?

[36:45] Jesse McInally: Sports posse.

[36:51] Andrew DeWolf: I have interests in things that are also not basketball, and I don't really appreciate you, uh, like 60-year-old woman making fun of me.

[37:03] Jesse McInally: In fact, I'm gonna cry.

[37:08] Andrew DeWolf: Stop calling it a musical.

[37:10] Jesse McInally: That's really dumb.

[37:11] Andrew DeWolf: Hey, in 7080 episodes we've done, I've never called it a musical with cheese.

[37:19] Jesse McInally: Oh no, she dropped off her papers!

[37:22] Andrew DeWolf: Her papes.

[37:28] Jesse McInally: I mean, I guess Randy Newman wrote it, but I'm not every song is just a cover of Randy Newman's songs.

[37:36] Andrew DeWolf: I'm very inspired by Randy Newman.

[37:39] Jesse McInally: I love the marriage story.

[37:40] Andrew DeWolf: He did a great, great score to that movie.

[37:43] Jesse McInally: It was not very, it was not distracting at all that a marriage story had a soundtrack that sounded just like Toy Story.

[37:56] Andrew DeWolf: Let's go.

[38:01] Jesse McInally: How's it supposed to sound?

[38:08] Andrew DeWolf: I wrote it when I was having an existential crisis.

[38:13] Jesse McInally: They think it's just the music.

[38:18] Andrew DeWolf: How come she didn't play it this way with any of the other auditions?

[38:21] Jesse McInally: She played it just like this.

[38:25] Andrew DeWolf: This slow?

[38:27] Jesse McInally: She was definitely at a higher tempo.

[38:29] Andrew DeWolf: No, she was a little slower.

[38:33] Jesse McInally: It wasn't far off from this.

[38:39] Andrew DeWolf: How do you guys know the song?

[38:40] Jesse McInally: You're not even looking at the paper anymore.

[38:43] Andrew DeWolf: So simple, bud.

[38:45] Jesse McInally: I found a way.

[38:46] Andrew DeWolf: I found a way.

[38:49] Jesse McInally: If you open up your mind.

[38:54] Andrew DeWolf: See what's inside.

[39:01] Jesse McInally: So which one of them is Drake or Josh?

[39:06] Andrew DeWolf: Um, she's Drake, he's Josh.

[39:09] Jesse McInally: Is it before or after the weight loss?

[39:13] Andrew DeWolf: Um, either.

[39:36] Jesse McInally: She was listening around the corner.

[39:38] Andrew DeWolf: If you want to rehearse in the can, I can bring the tool a little piano into the bathroom.

[39:46] Jesse McInally: Basketball class?

[39:48] Andrew DeWolf: Basketball class.

[39:59] Jesse McInally: The classic musical theater characters, Arnold and Minnie from the musical Twinkletown.

[40:11] Andrew DeWolf: Oh no, not Ashton.

[40:13] Jesse McInally: He cheated on Demi Moore with Mila of Carcunus.

[40:18] Andrew DeWolf: Arnold and Minnie.

[40:20] Jesse McInally: What?

[40:21] Andrew DeWolf: Guys, he's in our locker room.

[40:23] Jesse McInally: He's seen us naked.

[40:24] Andrew DeWolf: He probably gets an erection jerks laughing at us.

[40:28] Jesse McInally: Let's kick him out.

[40:30] Andrew DeWolf: Ah, 2006, guys.

[40:34] Jesse McInally: Man, isn't it crazy to be in 2006?

[40:37] Andrew DeWolf: Isn't it weird that gays can't even get married?

[40:42] Jesse McInally: So weird.

[40:43] Andrew DeWolf: What about you take it for a second?

[40:49] Jesse McInally: Wow, look at that crane shot.

[40:51] Andrew DeWolf: It probably took a minute to set that up.

[40:54] Jesse McInally: I couldn't even steady it properly.

[40:56] Andrew DeWolf: Nope!

[40:57] Jesse McInally: Not on Disney Channel budget.

[40:59] Andrew DeWolf: Couldn't be bothered.

[41:01] Jesse McInally: Oh, there's Zeke, everyone's favorite character.

[41:06] Andrew DeWolf: What is this school?

[41:07] Jesse McInally: Is this the cafeteria?

[41:09] Andrew DeWolf: Yes.

[41:11] Jesse McInally: This is insane.

[41:12] Andrew DeWolf: It's a three-story cafeteria.

[41:15] Jesse McInally: You need to have your discrepancy.

[41:17] Andrew DeWolf: The hierarchy.

[41:20] Jesse McInally: Who's on the top?

[41:22] Andrew DeWolf: The no no no no no no no.

[41:31] Jesse McInally: Stick to the stuff you know.

[41:34] Andrew DeWolf: But he's talking about the fact that he does no cooking.

[41:38] Jesse McInally: Right?

[41:40] Andrew DeWolf: Yes.

[41:42] Jesse McInally: Question mark.

[41:46] Andrew DeWolf: On second thought, don't answer that!

[41:53] Jesse McInally: Exploring American history.

[41:55] Andrew DeWolf: Wow, so many genocides.

[41:59] Jesse McInally: I wanna bring back the Confederacy.

[42:05] Andrew DeWolf: I'm a descendant of Robert E. Lee!

[42:12] Jesse McInally: No, no, no.

[42:14] Andrew DeWolf: Stop being so goddamn racist.

[42:17] Jesse McInally: Is this like the history club?

[42:20] Andrew DeWolf: They're the nerds, Andrew.

[42:22] Jesse McInally: They're called the nerds.

[42:29] Andrew DeWolf: Hey, this guy got it is in jail now.

[42:33] Jesse McInally: Fun fact.

[42:36] Andrew DeWolf: What did he do?

[42:37] Jesse McInally: He really gets pedophilia.

[42:39] Andrew DeWolf: No, it was like drugs.

[42:42] Jesse McInally: Man, he took his part a little too serious.

[42:54] Andrew DeWolf: The cello.

[42:56] Jesse McInally: Dude, you can't be wearing no cello. It's like a bass, but like for not good guys.

[43:03] Andrew DeWolf: Yo, cello is tuned differently than a bass. It's not even the same intervals. It's totally different. If you flip a bit uh cello like this way, then cello, you got yourself a bass.

[43:14] Jesse McInally: Thanks, Jack Black.

[43:16] Andrew DeWolf: Cello.

[43:20] Jesse McInally: Wow, check out this amazing choreography.

[43:28] Andrew DeWolf: Oh, listen to this guitar solo, Andrew.

[43:33] Jesse McInally: Somehow, like everything in like instrument while instrument-wise sounds like it's like a Casio keyboard. Especially the drums. The drums just seem very poorly mixed.

[43:44] Andrew DeWolf: Write Kenny Ortega a letter explaining this.

[43:52] Jesse McInally: Are they implying that there's cello playing in that section?

[43:55] Andrew DeWolf: Yes.

[44:06] Jesse McInally: She looks like she's just trying to get into the like lift sync.

[44:11] Andrew DeWolf: What happened to that guy? Does that guy do anything now?

[44:14] Jesse McInally: The brother?

[44:15] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah.

[44:16] Jesse McInally: You gotta wait till High School Musical 2.

[44:28] Andrew DeWolf: Oh great.

[44:28] Jesse McInally: Oh no, crescendo Andrew.

[44:30] Andrew DeWolf: Crescendo!

[44:31] Jesse McInally: Oh no!

[44:35] Andrew DeWolf: No, actually, it's just silence.

[44:44] Jesse McInally: You wanna be in a show. People are gonna see you.

[44:48] Andrew DeWolf: She's got an orange, some cheese fries. What else? She doesn't even look like she's upset about it. She looks like she's trying to hold back a smile.

[44:53] Jesse McInally: She looks like she's never eaten cheese fries in her entire fucking life, and yet she has a Where's everyone's lunch?

[45:04] Andrew DeWolf: She's the only one that signed to get lunch today. She got an applesauce, cheese fries, and a milk.

[45:13] Jesse McInally: I want a frickin' milk.

[45:15] Andrew DeWolf: Oh my god, the cheese fries are gonna land on.

[45:18] Jesse McInally: Oh, or titties. Let me paw at your chest really quick.

[45:23] Andrew DeWolf: Oh no!

[45:23] Jesse McInally: I'll lick it off. I'll lick it off.

[45:29] Andrew DeWolf: Too much drama.

[45:35] Jesse McInally: She just teleported to the scene.

[45:42] Andrew DeWolf: Obviously.

[45:50] Jesse McInally: She slipped on milk and the cheese fries landed on you.

[45:55] Andrew DeWolf: It's I mean, it is suspect because no one else slipped on that milk and they were like all danced and she couldn't even fucking walk. And also nobody else has milk because no one else has a lunch. Except for that Stefron who brought his lunch.

[46:08] Jesse McInally: Well and this guy who made Crème brûlée.

[46:15] Andrew DeWolf: Zeke went home and killed himself that night. What is this actor's name? Is that his name is like Chicken Cordon Bleu or something like that, right?

[46:39] Jesse McInally: Yeah, Andrew, think about the playoffs.

[46:42] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah, man. There's no way you could go to the playoffs and also go to the show.

[46:47] Jesse McInally: My son's so hot.

[46:49] Andrew DeWolf: Oh damn, he's so hot.

[46:52] Jesse McInally: Whoa, she can't. She just saw a full man junk. She like actually can't be in there.

[46:59] Andrew DeWolf: This is the men's locker room. The little boys' room. Like this is actually against the law.

[47:12] Jesse McInally: Huh?

[47:17] Andrew DeWolf: Darbis?

[47:19] Jesse McInally: Her name's Miss Darby. Who haven't you been paying attention?

[47:28] Andrew DeWolf: I mean, they would get along if they just both realized that basketball is theater. I think they should just fucking get it over with.

[47:37] Jesse McInally: Honestly, yeah. I mean they are the ones with the most sexual tension in this entire show.

[47:55] Andrew DeWolf: Are we doing Musicals with Cheese episode on Twinkle Town next?

[47:59] Jesse McInally: I think we're doing it right now. I was just trying to beat someone off in the background.

[48:08] Andrew DeWolf: No, went to an audition where you know, one person wins.

[48:20] Jesse McInally: Stop smiling like that!

[48:24] Andrew DeWolf: Oh my gosh. I hate her.

[48:29] Jesse McInally: She's a terrible.

[48:30] Andrew DeWolf: She's not bad. She just is one note.

[48:35] Jesse McInally: Yeah, and the one note makes me oh my god, why does she have a pink locker?

[48:39] Andrew DeWolf: It isn't pre like Zach Efron's not doing terrible in this, though. Like Zach Efron, I understand why he has his career.

[48:47] Jesse McInally: Zach Efron actually went on to do stuff, didn't he?

[48:50] Andrew DeWolf: He was in The Disaster Artist.

[48:52] Jesse McInally: Yep. Did anyone else even go on to do anything in this?

[48:57] Andrew DeWolf: Um Vanessa Hudgens is like in a bunch of stuff now. She's a big Broadway star now.

[49:05] Jesse McInally: Did she learn how to stop smiling awkwardly?

[49:07] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah, she was Maureen in the Rent Live, which one day we'll do a commentary on.

[49:15] Jesse McInally: So she finally did learn how to stop just going like this all the time.

[49:20] Andrew DeWolf: Wow! Plants! The whole world is full of wonder!

[49:25] Jesse McInally: She should play Annie.

[49:27] Andrew DeWolf: Honestly. This is like actually an Annie performance. That was an Annie line right there.

[49:32] Jesse McInally: Lee. It's like lizards. It's like a jungle up here, Daddy Warbucks!

[49:37] Andrew DeWolf: Oh my god, I hate it.

[49:48] Jesse McInally: Yeah, except no friend McGee. He doesn't want to talk to me. But he's the only one I want. I'm in love, Gabriella. How do I tell him?

[50:03] Andrew DeWolf: Yarried? You're Was she on like drugs during this? It's like slurring her words. It's not okay.

[50:11] Jesse McInally: Alright. How's your sex life, Troy?

[50:15] Andrew DeWolf: Anyway, how's your sex life?

[50:23] Jesse McInally: No shit, you're right next to me! Don't have to say that.

[50:29] Andrew DeWolf: Don't sit down. Don't do it. Don't do it!

[50:33] Jesse McInally: Oh I can poop in the middle of the classroom!

[50:42] Andrew DeWolf: Anyone I wanna be.

[50:48] Jesse McInally: That was a shitty line that Gephron delivered okay.

[50:54] Andrew DeWolf: And you beat him up and just not stop until his mom pulled him off of you.

[51:03] Jesse McInally: I remember that. Can we do that right now? Can we start a high school fight club?

[51:06] Andrew DeWolf: High school fight club. I'm fighting punching.

[51:17] Jesse McInally: There's not a guy in high school that I can't beat.

[51:27] Andrew DeWolf: It's because you're long Johnson. Also, I love your hair. Why was this hairstyle in ever?

[51:37] Jesse McInally: There's like this really intense music playing during this montage, and it's kind of eerie. For what's happening, this is not the music to be playing.

[51:54] Andrew DeWolf: Can he read sheet music? I mean sheet music isn't the hardest thing in the world to pick up for vocals at least.

[52:03] Jesse McInally: I mean honestly, you don't need to read sheet music as a vocalist. Just get someone to play the chorus for you and guess. That's how Michael Jackson did it.

[52:16] Andrew DeWolf: Did he walk that door somehow? These people ever go home.

[52:24] Jesse McInally: I love her. I love her green pants. Green pants are the way.

[52:33] Andrew DeWolf: Is it really fair if they give them each different songs to audition with for the callback? Like is that's not a fair, like they got the Bop to the Top song, and the other one's got the breaking free song. It's not a fair comparison.

[52:50] Jesse McInally: My god.

[52:53] Andrew DeWolf: Wait, what?

[52:54] Jesse McInally: What?

[52:55] Andrew DeWolf: How did that work?

[52:58] Jesse McInally: How did you see? He's singing into that mallet thingy.

[53:09] Andrew DeWolf: Okay, so what exactly is this about? This musical they're doing.

[53:12] Jesse McInally: It's about a twinkles in the town. I think they literally only called it Twinkletown, so they could have that part where the coach laughs at how ridiculous the name is. And because I feel like, despite this being a musical, I feel like the show doesn't like musicals very much.

[53:31] Andrew DeWolf: It kind of seems like it, yeah. I mean, the drama kids are the absolute villains. Honestly, like when really they're the ones that put the work into it, in all fairness, they're the ones that actually give a shit.

[53:46] Jesse McInally: These two are just like Yeah, I just I want to do the musical, I just don't want it to interfere with basketball, you know? I just I just don't want my guys to think I'm gay. Like, honestly, that's it's 2006. This is probably what they were actually thinking when they made this movie. Like, how do we have the gay subtext?

[54:13] Andrew DeWolf: I'm gonna beat you when I get home. How did he miss practice? Um, he was too busy painting for the set for the musical.

[54:24] Jesse McInally: Wow. I love your green pants.

[54:27] Andrew DeWolf: What do you notice how strangely she's walking? I have I have the braces on like Forrest Gump.

[54:48] Jesse McInally: Her last name's Redenbacher, in case you didn't know. I'm Vanessa Redenbacher.

[55:05] Andrew DeWolf: I'm just a dick. I'm just a dick. I'm just an asshole.

[55:16] Jesse McInally: It's actually not a practice at all.

[55:28] Andrew DeWolf: What?

[55:29] Jesse McInally: What if he just threw a slur at her?

[55:31] Andrew DeWolf: He just throws a fucking slur at her. I mean it looks like he just did. Look at him what what kind of run is that? He doesn't know how to move.

[55:45] Jesse McInally: He probably used another slur there.

[55:58] Andrew DeWolf: You're a basketball player. Which means you're better than God!

[56:04] Jesse McInally: This is his dad, right?

[56:06] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah.

[56:08] Jesse McInally: You don't you don't want him to have a social life? He obviously likes this girl.

[56:14] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah, but he's a racist. That's the subtext I'm getting here. Like if he had brought home like that Ashley Tisdale girl, he's like, oh, how are you doing, miss? But since it's Gabriella Montez, it's like, what's this girl doing here? No son of mine.

[56:31] Jesse McInally: They don't even look similar. Like, dad and his and him look so different. He but his dad does look like a gym teacher.

[56:40] Andrew DeWolf: What were they waiting for? Um they're gonna go fill like pillowcases with soap and beat him while he sleeps.

[56:57] Jesse McInally: Her name's Falstaff, that's hilarious. Is there is there anyone in this that isn't a complete stereotype?

[57:06] Andrew DeWolf: This guy carries a basketball around.

[57:09] Jesse McInally: At all times.

[57:22] Andrew DeWolf: What?

[57:23] Jesse McInally: Why?

[57:35] Andrew DeWolf: I'm gay, Troy.

[57:40] Jesse McInally: So in what world is being in on a cereal box better than being in a refrigerator?

[57:45] Andrew DeWolf: Um, do you just not want to be Paul Newman?

[57:48] Jesse McInally: Because he's in your mom's refrigerator.

[57:57] Andrew DeWolf: They really, really want to have this character just say, do you want people to think you're gay?

[58:02] Jesse McInally: And they can't do it because it's a Disney Channel show.

[58:05] Andrew DeWolf: They're gonna put you in leotard.

[58:09] Jesse McInally: My god, her hat is ridiculous. Like her entire outfit is ridiculous.

[58:36] Andrew DeWolf: The math adds up. Like it's all perfect math high school.

[58:44] Jesse McInally: What is the difference between a Tony Award and Tony Hawk, Andrew?

[58:48] Andrew DeWolf: Um, well, one of them is a person, the other one is an award. So there's that is the pretty big difference right there.

[59:03] Jesse McInally: Hey, there's Tony Hawk.

[59:05] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah, there he is.

[59:05] Jesse McInally: No, that was a Tony Award.

[59:07] Andrew DeWolf: What are you talking about?

[59:10] Jesse McInally: Ah, that was a quick payoff.

[59:12] Andrew DeWolf: Easily distracted.

[59:16] Jesse McInally: Mountain standard time, baby.

[59:18] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah, we're in Albuquerque.

[59:25] Jesse McInally: No.

[59:25] Andrew DeWolf: No, you're not allowed.

[59:27] Jesse McInally: You're not allowed to have dreams or goals or aspirations.

[59:29] Andrew DeWolf: Cause you gotta stick to the stuff you know.

[59:32] Jesse McInally: Yeah, basically, if you don't get into the NBA, you better be homeless.

[59:35] Andrew DeWolf: Or kill yourself.

[59:37] Jesse McInally: Yikes. Your only two options.

[59:46] Andrew DeWolf: Guys, I still like basketball.

[59:49] Jesse McInally: Guys, I have to shit so bad. Can you make this quick?

[59:56] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah, yeah.

[59:58] Jesse McInally: You see all the guys in the background like nudge each other?

[1:00:00] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah!

[1:00:02] Jesse McInally: The clap.

[1:00:04] Andrew DeWolf: I like the guy in the background that's obviously in his 30s.

[1:00:16] Jesse McInally: I mean, are you sure none of them did?

[1:00:18] Andrew DeWolf: What if they did?

[1:00:20] Jesse McInally: What if they did? Do you have any proof they didn't feel into music?

[1:00:24] Andrew DeWolf: Have you looked up for their Wikipedia page after graduating? One of them could be like Michael Crawford right now.

[1:00:41] Jesse McInally: His eyebrows are intense.

[1:00:54] Andrew DeWolf: That's his daddy.

[1:01:04] Jesse McInally: And banned from four out of the six Applebee's in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

[1:01:09] Andrew DeWolf: Come on. If there's one aspiration you've always wanted, it's to be a high school basketball coach, right?

[1:01:17] Jesse McInally: He's the king of the school.

[1:01:31] Andrew DeWolf: Tell that to Kobe.

[1:01:35] Jesse McInally: Oh yeah. Like his dad, who is definitely an overpaid athlete.

[1:01:36] Andrew DeWolf: Or Miss Darbus, who is definitely an overpaid Broadway performer.

[1:01:52] Jesse McInally: Oprah Winfrey?

[1:01:54] Andrew DeWolf: You mean that person that is like not very smart? Remember when she got pranked by the internet?

[1:02:00] Jesse McInally: No.

[1:02:01] Andrew DeWolf: Pedophiles?

[1:02:02] Jesse McInally: It was pretty funny.

[1:02:03] Andrew DeWolf: Oh, was that the I have like an army files?

[1:02:07] Jesse McInally: Yeah.

[1:02:10] Andrew DeWolf: Oh, the internet's terrible. Talk about researching your show before you put it on the air.

[1:02:19] Jesse McInally: Who is this hacker for chance?

[1:02:23] Andrew DeWolf: Say that like it's an individual person.

[1:02:32] Jesse McInally: Oh yeah, that's subtle what you're doing there.

[1:02:38] Andrew DeWolf: You don't see that.

[1:02:42] Jesse McInally: It's receiving the Wi-Fi signal.

[1:02:44] Andrew DeWolf: It's tell me in the bottom left. Doesn't all your computers just tell you when you're receiving a signal?

[1:02:49] Jesse McInally: It's a very high resolution computer screen for 2006.

[1:02:52] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah, but why is it all vector based?

[1:02:55] Jesse McInally: Weird.

[1:02:56] Andrew DeWolf: It's yeah.

[1:02:58] Jesse McInally: How exactly did they set this up? Like they knew that they were gonna get him to say that?

[1:03:03] Andrew DeWolf: Cause she's very smart. They know how to set up the laptops.

[1:03:07] Jesse McInally: She's still smiling.

[1:03:08] Andrew DeWolf: She's crying and she's still smiling. I can't stand it.

[1:03:13] Jesse McInally: I’m happy, sad.

[1:03:18] Andrew DeWolf: Haha, yeah, basketball.

[1:03:20] Jesse McInally: Haha, we ruined this guy's relationship because high school basketball is the only important thing.

[1:03:25] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah. Basketball!

[1:03:26] Jesse McInally: Basketball!

[1:03:27] Andrew DeWolf: Basketball.

[1:03:32] Jesse McInally: Yeah, singing is so dumb. Let's all go outside and sing.

[1:03:37] Andrew DeWolf: Isn't that basically what like a pep assembly is?

[1:03:43] Jesse McInally: Look at that fucking belt. It's ridiculous. What is the style? Put the belt through the loops, maybe, right?

[1:03:51] Andrew DeWolf: I unironically love this song. I think the song's fun.

[1:03:56] Jesse McInally: This is bad. I love the 90s like beatbox or the drum beat in the background.

[1:04:01] Andrew DeWolf: Shh shh shh.

[1:04:03] Jesse McInally: I mean, her voice is not good. It sounds ridiculously overproduced.

[1:04:09] Andrew DeWolf: I agree. But I this is like the one like when I was in the show. This is the one time I was actually enjoying it, and I'm like not even in the scene. I'm just listening to it and the girl in our production sang it very well.

[1:04:22] Jesse McInally: Were you one of the guys that was like basketball is like the best, and like you gotta break up with this girl?

[1:04:29] Andrew DeWolf: No, I was one of the theater kids.

[1:04:32] Jesse McInally: Oh, okay. I did the audition.

[1:04:34] Andrew DeWolf: I think you should have been the guy with the white and gold hat.

[1:04:39] Jesse McInally: The brother.

[1:04:40] Andrew DeWolf: I agree. That's who I auditioned for. They didn't want me for that.

[1:04:44] Jesse McInally: Yeah, they're like, you're a little too fat and ugly for this role.

[1:04:47] Andrew DeWolf: Exactly.

[1:04:50] Jesse McInally: 100%.

[1:04:54] Andrew DeWolf: This is a high school version of High School Musical. We have a lot more integrity to allow you for stage.

[1:05:01] Jesse McInally: And if we are, we're gonna make you embarrass yourself because you're a fat piece of shit and no one will ever love you.

[1:05:07] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah, just do you're one of the bad auditions just use your real singing voice it's fine.

[1:05:11] Jesse McInally: Just kill yourself.

[1:05:13] Andrew DeWolf: Just kill yourself yikes is that what your high school was like?

[1:05:13] Jesse McInally: This wasn't even a high school this was a community theater production.

[1:05:13] Andrew DeWolf: Why would a community theater do a production of this?

[1:05:13] Jesse McInally: I don't know because it was big at the time it was like 2007 I want to say they must have been trying to get self tickets it like sold out it was like really well received it was how I learned that racism existed though being in that show.

[1:05:13] Andrew DeWolf: Oh good because I at my actual school I had a crush on this girl and she happened to be black and there were all my friends at high school musical practiced were all like bring in a picture bring in a picture we'll see what she looks like I brought it in they're like what she's black what's wrong with you and I was like racism still exist welcome to Detroit buddy.

[1:05:13] Jesse McInally: Well no, I went to school in Metro Detroit and this was like in like the Ann Arbor area where it's just white people and white people and money are you kidding me they have a promotional picture of their basketball team honestly we had that in my school too.

[1:05:13] Andrew DeWolf: Are you serious? My school actually had really one of the best basketball teams in the entire like in the entire state so yeah my school only gave a shit about football and even that they didn't give a shit about we had a terrible football team, but we had like national championship basketball players.

[1:06:35] Jesse McInally: Like we went all the way up to like national championships and all that.

[1:06:41] Andrew DeWolf: And I was in the pet band, so I got to play music with them.

[1:06:44] Jesse McInally: Man, I'm so glad that we have the big misunderstanding thing going on here.

[1:06:53] Andrew DeWolf: We gotta have the second act breakup, Andrew.

[1:06:55] Jesse McInally: It's how story she's still smiling, still smiling.

[1:07:12] Andrew DeWolf: And you'll be on the New York Yankees.

[1:07:16] Jesse McInally: It's where we belong.

[1:07:17] Andrew DeWolf: She is legitimately like flirting her words.

[1:07:25] Jesse McInally: It was a metalist.

[1:07:34] Andrew DeWolf: Did he really not see them set up a computer and a webcam like right in front of him?

[1:07:39] Jesse McInally: Yes, Andrew.

[1:07:43] Andrew DeWolf: Don't worry about it.

[1:07:44] Jesse McInally: I mean, we just broke up his relationship that he cared about and like, you know, ruined the one thing he was trying to do.

[1:07:49] Andrew DeWolf: Ruins his entire life for basketball.

[1:07:53] Jesse McInally: It's all cool because like, you know, we're gonna win the thing because they had in the game, bruh.

[1:07:57] Andrew DeWolf: It bothers me that they're like a decent, like, according to this, like, basketball team, and it's like all white guys and one black guy.

[1:08:06] Jesse McInally: You mean chicken cordon blue?

[1:08:08] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah, chicken cordon blue.

[1:08:12] Jesse McInally: Stop ripping off red letter media's jokes, Andrew.

[1:08:15] Andrew DeWolf: Got him.

[1:08:19] Jesse McInally: I got these big trees in my backyard.

[1:08:24] Andrew DeWolf: It's like a jungle out here.

[1:08:26] Jesse McInally: Hey, she's not smiling.

[1:08:30] Andrew DeWolf: I got my milk and I got my bag and oh, do you want my milk?

[1:08:37] Jesse McInally: Oh hey.

[1:08:38] Andrew DeWolf: I'm not talking to you.

[1:08:40] Jesse McInally: I'm gonna take my milk over here.

[1:08:47] Andrew DeWolf: Who's that guy?

[1:08:48] Jesse McInally: Who is she sitting with?

[1:08:51] Andrew DeWolf: Troy, bring your milk over here, bruh.

[1:08:54] Jesse McInally: I'm gonna go drink it on the toilet.

[1:08:57] Andrew DeWolf: The toilet loves me.

[1:09:00] Jesse McInally: I think we made a mistake.

[1:09:02] Andrew DeWolf: He's laughing on the inside though. His shirt told me.

[1:09:05] Jesse McInally: Remember that thing that we did that definitely.

[1:09:08] Andrew DeWolf: It really is like a jungle up here.

[1:09:12] Jesse McInally: Everyone walks up and they're like, it's a jungle up here.

[1:09:14] Andrew DeWolf: It's a jungle up here.

[1:09:15] Jesse McInally: It's a jungle up here.

[1:09:19] Andrew DeWolf: Cool.

[1:09:20] Jesse McInally: I'm the captain.

[1:09:21] Andrew DeWolf: Like you guys should have called that.

[1:09:22] Jesse McInally: I mean, it's kind of my job, but I don't even want to talk about that.

[1:09:34] Andrew DeWolf: At your gay wedding. We'll be there.

[1:09:38] Jesse McInally: We don't care that you're like super gay under this girl, bro. Like, it's fine.

[1:09:41] Andrew DeWolf: It's fine. Like, I know you like girls. Whatever.

[1:10:05] Jesse McInally: They're pretty potent. You're gonna want to only eat a nibble at a time.

[1:10:14] Andrew DeWolf: Oh no, she said it.

[1:10:15] Jesse McInally: Did she this jerks and then this mean jerks, and she was at mean jerks.

[1:10:20] Andrew DeWolf: We were worse than jerks.

[1:10:22] Jesse McInally: We were mean jerks. That's the sequel to Mean Girls, Mean Jerks.

[1:10:26] Andrew DeWolf: Now I'm a jerk and everybody loves me.

[1:10:38] Jesse McInally: I math problems will always love me.

[1:10:47] Andrew DeWolf: I mean, like they did force him to say it though, because they probed him for like a half an hour to force him to say stuff.

[1:10:53] Jesse McInally: So I mean like they tortured him, they put him in a room full of rats, and then he said, take Gabriella, do it to Gabriella, not me.

[1:11:02] Andrew DeWolf: We tried.

[1:11:09] Jesse McInally: Just walking through the neighborhood, middle of the dark.

[1:11:12] Andrew DeWolf: Oh, they're the type of family that doesn't take down the Christmas lights.

[1:11:15] Jesse McInally: That's fine. I guess I dodged a bullet there.

[1:11:19] Andrew DeWolf: Oh my god, their house is gigantic.

[1:11:21] Andrew DeWolf: It's Albuquerque, New Mexico.

[1:11:25] Jesse McInally: Property or just I have a denim jacket on. Can I see your daughter? Weird how many scorpions are out there, huh?

[1:11:39] Andrew DeWolf: You wanna do a Mrs. Robinson kind of thing?

[1:11:48] Jesse McInally: No.

[1:11:49] Andrew DeWolf: No, get off my property. Why did you get our address? I don't recall her ever giving it. I have a pineapple on my door.

[1:11:59] Jesse McInally: There's really not many songs in there.

[1:12:02] Andrew DeWolf: What are you talking about? We just had I thought you were my fairy tale. And then before that we had short people. We had soaring and flying. It's like a jungle out here.

[1:12:23] Jesse McInally: Did you hear what her ringtone was? It was the start of something new. It's weird that she's reading with the lights off. Like she has to turn the light on, but she was just reading, so why didn't she have that light on to read?

[1:12:47] Andrew DeWolf: Wiggity wackity wig. This dialogue. It's making all the school whack.

[1:13:01] Jesse McInally: This could be the start of something.

[1:13:05] Andrew DeWolf: I mean, you say that and you do that as a joke, but no, they're about to sing it, right?

[1:13:12] Jesse McInally: I hope so. I'm getting a little bored. I need songs, or else I'm just not gonna enjoy the shows I'm watching.

[1:13:24] Andrew DeWolf: Whoa! Whoa! Andrew just jumped halfway across his room.

[1:13:37] Jesse McInally: This could be the fart of something poo. Weird how many scorpions are out here.

[1:13:48] Andrew DeWolf: She sees this and then like he sings his heart out. She's just like, wow, it's like a jungle out there.

[1:14:06] Jesse McInally: I swear to god, if they go and sing the start of something new for their audition.

[1:14:12] Andrew DeWolf: No, they got callbacks. They gotta rehearse what they've got, Andrew.

[1:14:17] Jesse McInally: You wanna finger me in my bed. My mom doesn't know you're here because you snuck up to my balcony.

[1:14:29] Andrew DeWolf: Alright, let's get my head in the game. Bam chick a whale. Oh wow, another score! Woo! I did it. I'm a bad father. I don't support my son in anything except for what I was successful in.

[1:14:49] Jesse McInally: I got a scarf on math. Alright, now it's time to go sing. Oh get out of my way, naked guys.

[1:15:13] Andrew DeWolf: That's just like gender. It didn't do that. It actually fizzed a lot. Out of my way, naked guys!

[1:15:23] Jesse McInally: It's like a jungle out here. He looks at his watch, but he doesn't have a watch on, Andrew.

[1:15:31] Andrew DeWolf: Half Baster Freckle. Sure is a lot of scorpions out here. Her purse is ridiculous.

[1:15:52] Jesse McInally: Are you sure that's not just a pail she found at a construction site? Did she get it from the lunch pail tree in Oz? Oh my god. They sound good.

[1:16:07] Andrew DeWolf: That's it. We're poisoning her milk. My hat has a lime green stripe.

[1:16:23] Jesse McInally: Yeah. Let's just do that. Yeah, I'm sure the drama teacher wouldn't recognize that there is a conflict of interest there and uh not allow you to do that.

[1:16:43] Andrew DeWolf: There's no such thing as cold presence. Got vice president and president. I have pinstripe pants on.

[1:16:59] Jesse McInally: Let's fuck in the bathroom. I really am a sawed off song time.

[1:17:19] Andrew DeWolf: I don't understand I've just been here for seven hours staring. What exactly did they say that allowed them to reschedule?

[1:17:37] Jesse McInally: Darvis Newman. I'm murder them and their families. They're coming after my boy. I will destroy everything that they believe in.

[1:17:58] Andrew DeWolf: High fives, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, everyone loves I five. Eee.

[1:18:08] Jesse McInally: Oh, okay. Help? What was the help for? That was the editor just wanting out of the editing room.

[1:18:14] Andrew DeWolf: The editor was like, please, please. They said it's a pie pie, but that's obviously a fucking cake. He doesn't know what a pie pie is. He's a basketball guy.

[1:18:36] Jesse McInally: Oh, they're also artists. That looks like a bear, not a wild cat. I like the girl that's definitely not into the entire situation in the back.

[1:18:47] Andrew DeWolf: You mean uh Paris Hilton or whatever her name is? Maybe.

[1:19:05] Jesse McInally: Time to wax my pubic. You two get in here and help. That's what the presidents of the drama club do.

[1:19:23] Andrew DeWolf: These guys have way too much school spirit. I didn't even go to my pep assemblies. That was just an excuse for me to sign myself out and go home.

[1:19:31] Jesse McInally: Yeah, I was like, bye. Cause at my pep assemblies, pregnant women just got trampled over. Yeah, my favorite thing about school was going home.

[1:19:43] Andrew DeWolf: My thing about school was nothing. There was nothing enjoyable about school.

[1:19:48] Jesse McInally: Son, you look really good with your shirt off. Wanna take the pants off next?

[1:19:55] Andrew DeWolf: I want you to play basketball. And that's it.

[1:20:01] Jesse McInally: But Dad, I don't know how to do that. I've never had fun before, father. Be my son. With a bunch of sweaty guys and hugging them sweaty guys.

[1:20:31] Andrew DeWolf: This movie's so bad, honestly.

[1:20:34] Jesse McInally: What do you mean? The jungle out there, man.

[1:20:52] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah, let's go. That's how I'm gonna dress for our first like live show, Andrew.

[1:21:06] Jesse McInally: Yep. These guys definitely have had sex. They've experimented.

[1:21:24] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah, let's play bird ball. Yeah, basketball. Yes, go ball. My heads of the game.

[1:21:31] Jesse McInally: Yeah. Yeah, basketball. Guys, basketball is theater, okay?

[1:21:36] Andrew DeWolf: It kinda is though. It's all theatrics. Look at this. Look at this. They're just showing off.

[1:21:44] Jesse McInally: But man, write as many math equations as you can. Quick. Just write a bunch of bunch of equations. Write all the equations on there. Whoever gets the most wins. Big small doesn't care the most.

[1:22:06] Andrew DeWolf: Shut up. Oh, Andrew's the best song in the show.

[1:22:20] Jesse McInally: Is this so this is part of Twinkle Town?

[1:22:23] Andrew DeWolf: Yes. Where they have the Spanish song about bopping to the top.

[1:22:37] Jesse McInally: I'm pretty sure that whoever made this show just wrote this song, like, and it's just like, how do I fit this in there? And he's like, I can't figure it out. I'll just put it in. Audition number.

[1:23:01] Andrew DeWolf: What does this have to do with the Twinkle Town? Anything.

[1:23:04] Jesse McInally: They gotta bop to the top so they can twinkle the town. Her voice is also like wicked overproduced.

[1:23:15] Andrew DeWolf: Are you gonna scoot around the corner, Andrew? Don't ever stop. Bop to the top.

[1:23:25] Jesse McInally: I just I wish I could have seen you sing this song.

[1:23:28] Andrew DeWolf: I mean you can. You just have to ask nicely. Go for it. I want to hear it.

[1:23:33] Jesse McInally: I believe in dreaming. Shoot your star. Baby tube number one.

[1:23:39] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah, baby. Come on, you gotta you can't stop there.

[1:23:44] Jesse McInally: That's all I know. I'm sorry. Bop bop bop bop two. You got input there.

[1:23:55] Andrew DeWolf: Ah, yes. This is far more equations than the other whiteboard. That definitely is math.

[1:24:02] Jesse McInally: Yes. Math indeed. Hmm, yes. Look at all these numbers. I can't read any of them. You win.

[1:24:16] Andrew DeWolf: That's not how you do the hustle. That's not how that works.

[1:24:27] Jesse McInally: Terror threat. There will be a bomb threat. Message transmitted.

[1:24:41] Andrew DeWolf: I just hacked I did a hack. This is this is such a 2006 movie.

[1:24:47] Jesse McInally: What do you mean? What did she hack the router? Wait, did they just make the clock?

[1:24:55] Andrew DeWolf: Oh my god. If anything, this would just make it take longer.

[1:25:04] Jesse McInally: Yeah, this would make the game take actually longer to end. Stop the game, game over. We can't do it today.

[1:25:16] Andrew DeWolf: Nobody run off the court in a frenzy. They just start screaming outside like. So this is an academic decathlon, and that's that's not considered cheating, right? Like, wouldn't there be just so many issues if this happened?

[1:25:44] Jesse McInally: But we're not evacuating the school, just the gym.

[1:25:44] Andrew DeWolf: Just the gym.

[1:25:49] Jesse McInally: That is the only place the bomb threat is.

[1:25:58] Andrew DeWolf: Hole.

[1:26:03] Jesse McInally: Andrew, they're on a stepladder.

[1:26:05] Andrew DeWolf: How'd they do that?

[1:26:10] Jesse McInally: So they don't audition with the same song.

[1:26:13] Andrew DeWolf: No, they both have different songs.

[1:26:15] Jesse McInally: I feel like that's unfair.

[1:26:17] Andrew DeWolf: That is incredibly unfair.

[1:26:18] Jesse McInally: What if the people that are like judging the audition just happen to like one of the songs better?

[1:26:23] Andrew DeWolf: Exactly.

[1:26:25] Jesse McInally: Or if like the other song is obviously not a dancey song, so like they don't have a chance to make up some choreography and shit.

[1:26:36] Andrew DeWolf: Bop bop bop!

[1:26:38] Jesse McInally: Bop blah blah I'm a saw-off songtime with a saw-off shotgun!

[1:26:47] Andrew DeWolf: I look like I'm in third grade!

[1:26:58] Jesse McInally: Well yeah, and we're here right now.

[1:27:04] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah!

[1:27:05] Jesse McInally: We're gonna see some theater!

[1:27:08] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah, we're here to watch the audition!

[1:27:10] Jesse McInally: Yeah!

[1:27:11] Andrew DeWolf: I feel like that isn't allowed either.

[1:27:13] Jesse McInally: The other team is there.

[1:27:15] Andrew DeWolf: The other team.

[1:27:19] Jesse McInally: Wow, it's weird that this guy I was just about to play in this basketball game is just auditioning for a show now.

[1:27:26] Andrew DeWolf: Why am I watching this also?

[1:27:28] Jesse McInally: Like I don't understand what's going on, man.

[1:27:29] Andrew DeWolf: Shouldn't I be like getting on a bus back to my school?

[1:27:42] Jesse McInally: To the top.

[1:27:44] Andrew DeWolf: Honestly, she doesn't, she fucks it up here and isn't able to sing 'cause of stage fright.

[1:27:49] Jesse McInally: And honestly, in my opinion, that should make her disqualify from like singing in this show.

[1:27:58] Andrew DeWolf: Well, yeah, I mean it would obviously be a much worse audition.

[1:28:06] Jesse McInally: Bop to the top.

[1:28:10] Andrew DeWolf: It's like a jungle out here.

[1:28:12] Jesse McInally: It's a jungle.

[1:28:16] Andrew DeWolf: Just imagine they're all trees.

[1:28:18] Jesse McInally: It's a jungle out here.

[1:28:20] Andrew DeWolf: It's like a jungle out here.

[1:28:32] Jesse McInally: Actually, I'm an atheist.

[1:28:34] Andrew DeWolf: All of the songs that are um written for the show.

[1:28:39] Jesse McInally: Yeah.

[1:28:39] Andrew DeWolf: Quote unquote, are so nothing.

[1:28:42] Jesse McInally: This is like, did the guy who made like Jekyll and Hyde write this this Twinkle Town show?

[1:28:46] Andrew DeWolf: I am curious who wrote the songs for high school musical.

[1:28:56] Jesse McInally: Andrew, I think there's enough space between us that we might be separate hearts.

[1:29:00] Andrew DeWolf: There's a lot of space between us, Jess.

[1:29:03] Jesse McInally: Like, how many miles?

[1:29:04] Andrew DeWolf: A lot of miles.

[1:29:06] Jesse McInally: Several hundred?

[1:29:08] Andrew DeWolf: A couple.

[1:29:08] Jesse McInally: Yeah, a couple hundred.

[1:29:12] Andrew DeWolf: I don't think we're in the thousands yet.

[1:29:16] Jesse McInally: Is the audience allowed to clap during the song?

[1:29:20] Andrew DeWolf: I don't know.

[1:29:24] Jesse McInally: Um, this guy did the music for the Cheetah Girls 2 and a high school musical 2 and high school musical 3, and Teen Beach and Teen Beach 2 and Descendants and Descendants do, Andrew.

[1:29:36] Andrew DeWolf: So basically this guy writes white songs in he is made a living doing so.

[1:29:46] Jesse McInally: Like these are songs that wouldn't make it as a radio hit.

[1:29:51] Andrew DeWolf: But they did, Andrew.

[1:29:53] Jesse McInally: They became mainstays of musical theater.

[1:29:59] Andrew DeWolf: It's such a shame.

[1:30:03] Jesse McInally: Is it a shame, Andrew?

[1:30:05] Andrew DeWolf: This changed musical theater forever.

[1:30:09] Jesse McInally: It is a jungle out there.

[1:30:22] Andrew DeWolf: Wow, yeah, like they're singing.

[1:30:23] Jesse McInally: That's what they said they were gonna do.

[1:30:25] Andrew DeWolf: She took off her jacket and everything.

[1:30:31] Jesse McInally: Where's all these drums and shit?

[1:30:33] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah, I just see a piano.

[1:30:35] Jesse McInally: Well, my son is gay for that girl.

[1:30:40] Andrew DeWolf: Son, I know you like girls and it's okay.

[1:30:44] Jesse McInally: Why is her mom there?

[1:30:45] Andrew DeWolf: She's there for the math decathlon.

[1:30:51] Jesse McInally: There's like way more than just a piano going on here, so we got a moon.

[1:30:55] Andrew DeWolf: What are you talking about?

[1:31:01] Jesse McInally: Break it free.

[1:31:03] Andrew DeWolf: I mean, if I'm honest, you know, both of their both of their tryouts were kind of equally terrible.

[1:31:12] Jesse McInally: But one of them didn't start out with like a huge nervous breakdown.

[1:31:16] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah.

[1:31:17] Jesse McInally: So I I would say I'm gonna give it to Bop to the top here.

[1:31:23] Andrew DeWolf: They were more prepared.

[1:31:25] Jesse McInally: What can I say?

[1:31:26] Andrew DeWolf: They definitely were more prepared.

[1:31:29] Jesse McInally: Who the hell has like set pieces in their fucking callback auditions?

[1:31:35] Andrew DeWolf: Who the hell has an audience for their callback audition?

[1:31:38] Jesse McInally: Did I ever tell you what I did for my callbacks for the Luchika film I made?

[1:31:43] Andrew DeWolf: No.

[1:31:43] Jesse McInally: What'd you do?

[1:31:44] Andrew DeWolf: Um I gave them sides from uh Star Wars episode 2 of the Phantom Menace and made them come back and have chemistry over the I don't like sand scene.

[1:31:55] Jesse McInally: That is impossible.

[1:31:58] Andrew DeWolf: It was actually a really effective exercise, and they all did very well at it.

[1:32:02] Jesse McInally: And they all called it the most fun callback they ever had.

[1:32:05] Andrew DeWolf: So yeah, whatever.

[1:32:14] Jesse McInally: Oh, you think he's gonna do it?

[1:32:16] Andrew DeWolf: He's gonna lose the game after all this, he loses the game!

[1:32:20] Jesse McInally: Give it the chicken cordon blue!

[1:32:25] Andrew DeWolf: And it cuts to Vanessa Hudgens!

[1:32:27] Jesse McInally: I've joined the basketball team!

[1:32:29] Andrew DeWolf: I'm on the basketball team now also!

[1:32:32] Jesse McInally: I wanna be with my boyfriend boom!

[1:32:34] Andrew DeWolf: Right in the face.

[1:32:39] Jesse McInally: Yay!

[1:32:41] Andrew DeWolf: Man, I guess you could say these guys are soaring.

[1:32:44] Jesse McInally: And flying.

[1:32:46] Andrew DeWolf: And flying.

[1:32:48] Jesse McInally: They've really bobbed to the top.

[1:32:50] Andrew DeWolf: You might even say it's so crazy, it might even be a jungle out there.

[1:32:54] Jesse McInally: Man, this might be the start of something new.

[1:32:58] Andrew DeWolf: Stick to the status quo.

[1:33:03] Jesse McInally: You know, basketball is just like the theater.

[1:33:08] Andrew DeWolf: And by that I mean that people clap for you sometimes.

[1:33:15] Jesse McInally: Yeah, thank you.

[1:33:16] Andrew DeWolf: I don't care.

[1:33:17] Jesse McInally: Go away.

[1:33:25] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah, he's right.

[1:33:27] Jesse McInally: He's right there.

[1:33:28] Andrew DeWolf: He saw you do it.

[1:33:34] Jesse McInally: Haha, I hope he fucking die.

[1:33:37] Andrew DeWolf: I really hope he died!

[1:33:49] Jesse McInally: You know what? I like the fact that he's not a dick, the brother.

[1:33:54] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah, but he admires her.

[1:33:56] Jesse McInally: What is she wearing?

[1:33:58] Andrew DeWolf: Is that what she was wearing before?

[1:33:59] Jesse McInally: She's got a bowler hat.

[1:34:03] Andrew DeWolf: Hey, let me touch you.

[1:34:06] Jesse McInally: Oh my god.

[1:34:07] Andrew DeWolf: Who is that guy?

[1:34:09] Jesse McInally: Um, touching me gee.

[1:34:11] Andrew DeWolf: He just tries to take off hats and feel okay.

[1:34:15] Jesse McInally: He really should not put him in the school with around other people.

[1:34:18] Andrew DeWolf: Alright, I I remember this song now.

[1:34:20] Jesse McInally: Andrew, are we all in this together?

[1:34:26] Andrew DeWolf: Each other every time to get it.

[1:34:29] Jesse McInally: Yeah, you remember when we talked about uh when we talked about Jekyll and Hyde and how none of the songs have any meaning like in the story.

[1:34:35] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah.

[1:34:36] Jesse McInally: I feel like this is worse.

[1:34:39] Andrew DeWolf: I mean, kind of, but they do find a way to work it into the story.

[1:34:44] Jesse McInally: Yeah, but like lyrically, these you could rearrange these songs and like it doesn't change anything.

[1:34:55] Andrew DeWolf: Make each other strong.

[1:34:58] Jesse McInally: We're different in a good way.

[1:35:06] Andrew DeWolf: I can still do this dance is a sad part.

[1:35:09] Jesse McInally: It doesn't look like a particularly difficult dance.

[1:35:12] Andrew DeWolf: Not at all.

[1:35:14] Jesse McInally: Andrew, if I can do the dance, it's not particularly difficult at all.

[1:35:18] Andrew DeWolf: You literally just put your leg out and go down, down, clap.

[1:35:22] Jesse McInally: And you gotta turn when you clap.

[1:35:24] Andrew DeWolf: It's not just that.

[1:35:28] Jesse McInally: Together, together, everyone.

[1:35:31] Andrew DeWolf: Together.

[1:35:32] Jesse McInally: Come on, Jeff.

[1:35:32] Andrew DeWolf: Together.

[1:35:35] Jesse McInally: Together.

[1:35:36] Andrew DeWolf: Together.

[1:35:36] Jesse McInally: Together.

[1:35:37] Andrew DeWolf: Together, everyone.

[1:35:39] Jesse McInally: Together, together, together.

[1:35:41] Andrew DeWolf: It's a jungle out here.

[1:35:44] Jesse McInally: It's weird how many scorpions are out there, huh?

[1:35:50] Andrew DeWolf: Why does he get a solo?

[1:35:52] Jesse McInally: He was basically the antagonist this whole show.

[1:35:55] Andrew DeWolf: Because he's dressed like Scooby-Doo.

[1:35:58] Jesse McInally: He looks like looks like he could be one of the Scooby-Doo movies.

[1:36:02] Andrew DeWolf: In a good way.

[1:36:03] Jesse McInally: That's not an insult to him.

[1:36:05] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah.

[1:36:06] Jesse McInally: She looks like she could be a host of a parasite.

[1:36:11] Andrew DeWolf: Probably is.

[1:36:13] Jesse McInally: It's called Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure.

[1:36:16] Andrew DeWolf: Is that a patient zero for the coronavirus right there?

[1:36:19] Jesse McInally: Yes.

[1:36:19] Andrew DeWolf: Ashley Tisdale, thanks for the corona.

[1:36:26] Jesse McInally: This dance.

[1:36:27] Andrew DeWolf: This dance is absurd.

[1:36:30] Jesse McInally: I remember doing it a lot.

[1:36:37] Andrew DeWolf: I like how we get a lot of shots of dudes like underarm hair.

[1:36:43] Jesse McInally: I I don't really like that because it's kind of gross, but okay.

[1:36:51] Andrew DeWolf: Wave your hands up in the air.

[1:36:53] Jesse McInally: That's the way to do it.

[1:36:54] Andrew DeWolf: That's get too to show the world.

[1:36:57] Jesse McInally: What do you think the other team is doing right now?

[1:37:00] Andrew DeWolf: Crying.

[1:37:03] Jesse McInally: They're in the locker rooms sitting silently, and they can just hear this through the wall.

[1:37:09] Andrew DeWolf: They're like at their school, they worked equally hard, and the captain of their team's also in a musical, and he just got diagnosed with cancer that he thought was in remission.

[1:37:19] Jesse McInally: And then they they lose the game, and then the other entire school starts singing.

[1:37:34] Andrew DeWolf: So he's stuck with his abusive dad.

[1:37:37] Jesse McInally: Only cares about having him do music theater when really he just wants to play basketball.

[1:37:42] Andrew DeWolf: I just want to play basketball, dad!

[1:37:45] Jesse McInally: No, you are to play in the musical and nothing else.

[1:37:57] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah, let's dance, guys!

[1:38:00] Jesse McInally: They really couldn't think of a way to end the song, could they?

[1:38:02] Andrew DeWolf: It's just gonna keep going.

[1:38:03] Jesse McInally: It's just gonna keep going.

[1:38:05] Andrew DeWolf: Just keep it going, guys.

[1:38:06] Jesse McInally: Just dance.

[1:38:07] Andrew DeWolf: Look at the camera.

[1:38:08] Jesse McInally: Can we roll the credits?

[1:38:10] Andrew DeWolf: Yeah, look at that.

[1:38:11] Jesse McInally: There we go.

[1:38:12] Andrew DeWolf: Thank you, Kenny Ortega, and what's whatever.

[1:38:16] Jesse McInally: Up, don't exit out yet, Andrew.

[1:38:18] Andrew DeWolf: We got after credits moments.

[1:38:20] Jesse McInally: Oh yeah.

[1:38:22] Andrew DeWolf: They're dancing.

[1:38:23] Jesse McInally: Just keep going.

[1:38:24] Andrew DeWolf: We got Weird Kid 1.

[1:38:25] Jesse McInally: We got Weird Kid 2.

[1:38:27] Andrew DeWolf: Just keep dancing, guys.

[1:38:29] Jesse McInally: Just keep going.

[1:38:29] Andrew DeWolf: Don't stop till you get enough, as Michael Jackson once said.

[1:38:34] Jesse McInally: Don't stop till you get enough.

[1:38:39] Andrew DeWolf: Play for Utah Casting.

[1:38:42] Jesse McInally: They filmed this in Utah.

[1:38:44] Andrew DeWolf: Are you telling me that these are all Mormons?

[1:38:47] Jesse McInally: You mean to tell me this wasn't Albuquerque, New Mexico?

[1:38:50] Andrew DeWolf: There was no scorpions after all.

[1:38:53] Jesse McInally: No wonder we didn't see any scorpions.

[1:38:59] Andrew DeWolf: The persons and events in this film are fictitious.

[1:39:02] Jesse McInally: No shit.

[1:39:03] Andrew DeWolf: This isn't based on a true story.

[1:39:08] Jesse McInally: Guess it's time to finally end my life.

[1:39:13] Andrew DeWolf: I'll take those cookies.

[1:39:19] Jesse McInally: Why did you throw it away?

[1:39:25] Andrew DeWolf: Did the cookies taste as good as your dick?

[1:39:31] Jesse McInally: Salty pictures.

[1:39:34] Andrew DeWolf: Uh all right, guys.

[1:39:37] Jesse McInally: Thank you for watching high school musical with us.

[1:39:39] Andrew DeWolf: That was a lot of fun.

[1:39:41] Jesse McInally: Oh, these cookies.

[1:39:43] Andrew DeWolf: Alright.

[1:39:44] Jesse McInally: We'll see you next time.

[1:39:48] Andrew DeWolf: We will see you next time on Musicals with Cheese.